The Mammoth Book of Erotic Confessions

 

B
ARBARA
C
ARDY
founded and edited erotic imprints “In the Buf” and “The Hot Spot”.
To date she has edited twenty-six erotic anthologies. She lives with her husband and children and a host of animals in a cosy cottage in the lush English countryside.

 

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Constable & Robinson Ltd
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First published in the UK by Robinson
an imprint of Constable & Robinson, 2009

Copyright © Barbara Cardy, 2009 (unless otherwise indicated)

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Contents

INTRODUCTION   Barbara Cardy

WINDOW ON LUST   Sara, Sheffield

ZIPPY’S FIRST DESCENT   Stephanie, Wiltshire

LA VIEILLE FEMME   Brian, Stittsville

SHARING MY WIFE THE BACK WAY   Martin, Hertfordshire

GETTING THE JOB   Kitty, Los Angeles

BEDSIDE MANNERS   Steve, Bayswater

TOP OF THE CHARTS   Nick, Costa Mesa

JOYS OF WATER SPORTS   Peter, London

TASTING HIM   Jessica, Los Angeles

ON THE BEACH   Sasha, Essex

HAND PUPPET   Angela, Los Angeles

CLEANING DAY   Suzy, Baltimore

HOTEL RENDEZVOUS   Jessica, Cleveland

GOOD BUDDIES   Larry, Hod Hasharon

SECRET MISTRESS   Lilith, Toronto

GETTING A HOT RECEPTION   Sophie, Darlington

SHAMELESS   Steve, Australia

THE IRISHMAN   Mariah, Bellvue

P FOR PANTIES   Poulose, Boxboro

CONFESSIONS OF A SEX THERAPIST   Pricilla, USA

A WEEKEND WITH JOYCE   Antonia, Illinois

SHE, HER MOTHER AND ME   Peter, Dorset

WILD URGES   Roxanne, Michigan

THE ULTIMATE DATE   Mandy, County Durham

KOREAN OPPORTUNITY   Ken, Toronto

ABOUT WET NURSING   Della, USA

STUDENT BAWDY   Jarrett, Lawrence

MY LESBIAN SEX CONFESSION   Teresa, Stoke-on-Trent

FIRST PERSON, SUBMISSIVE   Amanda, Ottawa

WIFE SANDWICH   Giselle, Scarborough

TRAVELLING NORTH   Sandra, London

LAWN SERVICE   Roxanne, Flint

BOTTOM MARKS   Jenni, London

MOUNTAIN STREAM   Gerard, Halifax

IN THE KITCHEN   Michelle, Oxford

SKIRT   Anna, USA

TIME FOR A CHANGE   Richard, Melbourne

IN HIS HANDS   Mary, Plymouth

MY MOTHER’S FIANCÉ Selena, USA

JUST DESSERT   Siobhan, Norfolk

THE CHEEK OF THOSE GIRLS   Derek, Calgary

AN AFTERNOON DRINK   Susannah, Bristol

WITH A TWIST   Amber, Lancaster

NOT-SO-FOREIGN EXCHANGE   Melvin, Lincoln

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS   Ava, Ipswich

BLOND BEAUTY   Karen, Blackburn

VILE SEDUCER   Simon, San Francisco

BONFIRE NIGHT   Alisha, Edmonton

CHANGING BOUNDARIES   Rowan, Johannesburg

HUBBY’S BIRTHDAY TREAT   Susy, Buckinghamshire

PAPERBACK RIDER   Karl, Alabama

FLICKING THROUGH THE PAGES   Louise, Swansea

HARD WORKER   Kyle, Bellmead

GOLDEN GIRL   Tim, Burlington

IN THE DEEP DARK   Sabina, Oakland

MY GUILTY, HOPELESS SECRET   Leanne, Stockport

TEAMING UP   Malcolm, Sioux Falls

TIRED OF BEING A VIRGIN   Joe, Wheat Ridge

SURPRISE ATTACK   Rebecca, Stockton-on-Tees

ANONYMOUS   Siobhan, Manchester

SATURDAY, 5.30 A.M.   Giselle, Canada

FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T TELL MY WIFE   Robert, Wirral

SHE COMES IN COLOURS   Simon, Brisbane

TENANCY AGREEMENT   Dave, Watford

MILKING MY LOVER   James, Oxford

IT’S ALL IN THE TIMING   Steve, Clifton

STOREROOM ANTICS   Lisa, Huddersfield

JUST DESERTS   Mrs Jones, Colchester

ROCK HARD FOR ED   Nels, Cleath

THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS   Chrissy, Newcastle

KIDNAPPED   Katherine, London

A SLAVE’S CONFESSION   Alexander, Horsham

THE OPERA   Jane, Queensland

DAGGERS   Angie, Wilmington

AFTERNOON ANAL SURPRISE   Eric, Ithaca

A WALK IN THE PARK   Seth, Cornwall

COLLEGE REUNION   Liza, Denver

TIA MARIA   Paul, Madrid

A TATTOO FOR JOHN   Melissa, Perth

NO ONE HAS TO KNOW   Anon.

PEEP SHOW   D.D., Queensland

THE ADRENALINE MOMENT   Jonathan, Centennial

LOUNGE SWEET   Chris, South Australia

FRIDAY NIGHT SPICE   Jane, Powell River

SEDUCING MY DAUGHTER’S GIRLFRIEND   Isabelle, Chicago

THE ARCADE   Corinne, Seattle

FORBIDDEN FANTASY   Lynne, Eindhoven

FITTING ROOM   Greg, Cleveland

TEMPER TANTRUM   Charlotte, Stittsville

OPEN BORDERS   Alex, Bridgend

PARKING TICKET   Eva, Sydney

SERVICE CALL   Tony, South Australia

STRAWBERRY YOGHURT   Laura, Worcestershire

BUSINESS SEALED   Liz, Edmonton

CONVENIENCE   Amaris, Dunsborough

FUCK MY WIFE, PLEASE!   R.C., Danville

SUMMER OF ’69   Tony, Leicester

I CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN I WANT   Bob, Llandudno

BRINGING EDDIE’S LUNCH   Jess, Mishawaka

CAROLINE’S BLACK AND BLUE BOTTOM   Michael, San Diego

IN PLAIN SIGHT   M.G., Enfield

THE MODEL   Peter, London

COCKSUCKER   Drew, Winston-Salem

PAINFUL PLEASURES   Debra, Doncaster

THE WASP VICTORY   Carmel, Hove

THE SECRET TO A CLEAN HOME   Di, Barnsley

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER   Alex, Wales

CREAM AND PUNISHMENT   Clarabelle, Winnipeg

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT   Kathleen, Liverpool

 
Introduction

Barbara Cardy

It was an absolute thrill – in every sense – to put this book together and I sincerely thank everyone who took the time to send me their erotic confessions. I had
to be ruthless to whittle it down to finally present you with this collection of well over 100 of them. Some will make you laugh, some will lift your brow, some you will find downright outrageous,
but all unfailingly arousing.

I have deliberately not ordered them into categories to seduce you into each confession with an open mind, perhaps into genres previously overlooked.

Whatever your kink you will find it here from a good old-fashioned spanking to bondage, from solo to foursomes, from water sports to . . . well, I will leave that for you to find out.
Let’s just say that there are oodles of wonderful smutty themes!

 
WINDOW ON LUST

Sara, Sheffield

The story I’d like to tell you about took place on my honeymoon, and even though it all happened six years ago, I still get incredibly excited when I think about it
now.

Because neither my husband, Mark, nor I have got much in the way of close family to speak of, we decided to go off to Las Vegas to get married, just the two of us. We planned on the full works,
with an Elvis lookalike performing the ceremony and a couple of people pulled in off the street to be our witnesses. We booked into a suite in one of the plushest hotels on the Strip, so we could
spend time in the casinos and take in one of the shows. Mark even suggested that we visit one of the lap-dancing clubs there, so we could really find out why the town was known as Sin City.

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