The Lost Blogs (11 page)

Double-jointed foreigners with strange accents.

Really scary, ugly people.

Barnum Amusements Is Also Looking for People Who Can Fit These Performer Titles:

The Regurgitator

The Milkman

The Alcoholic Mouseman

Zalmach the Attractor

Miniature Mel

The Newspaper Delivery Boy

Hammerhead Hal

Mexican Magician

Two-Timing Flipper Baby

The Astounding Dirt Licker

Egg-Laying Lola

The Blowhard