The Ice Pilots (25 page)

I wasn’t sure if
it was safe to say that Joe was starting to like me, because in all honesty, I had no idea. I was pretty sure he’d got used to the
idea
of me and was probably okay with running into me at all hours of the day or night, weekdays or weekends. But
like
me? That was a stretch.

Either way, I wasn’t immune to the ravages of Joe’s mood swings, a development that, if nothing else, at least made me feel like part of the Buffalo family, albeit a transient part. On some days he seemed genuinely pleased to see me. Other times he simply tolerated me. Then there were those uncomfortable instances when he patently couldn’t stand me, when he started grumbling about being a commodity, and about me sucking his brain dry solely for my own personal profit. Those occasions were becoming fewer and farther between, but they still happened. And when they did, they weren’t very pleasant. One Sunday morning, he barked at me: “I could write that goddamn book better than you.”

“Joe, that’s like me saying I could fly a DC-3 better than you,” I replied, holding my turf just a little against the boss.

He didn’t give in, though I could tell I’d made my point. “I could write it better because I was there,” he said, softened somewhat.

Thankfully, Joe was not immune to sharing friendlier moments with me too. And on those rare occasions when he did open up, I felt blessed for the glimpse I got into what has been a truly remarkable life. They also gave me a little more insight into what makes Joe McBryan tick. And as much of a man’s man as he is, I think Joe harbours a fair bit of fear. When it comes to the book, he fears two things: that I will not tell his story accurately, and that people will not believe a word of it.

I can understand why. Some of his stories are so outlandish that most people would shake their heads. Sure, Joe embellishes his tales a bit, but as an old cowboy friend of mine used to say, “Don’t ever let the truth get in the way of a good story!” Truth or not, when Joe is on a storytelling roll, he is captivating.

A couple of the
Ice Pilots
crew and I were sitting around in the Buffalo Airways kitchen one Saturday morning, and Joe was regaling us with a tale of how one of his first planes—his prized Noorduyn Norseman—was wrecked in August 1970. “If you put it on film or in a book,” he said as he washed the dishes, “it would be straight bullshit. Nobody would ever believe it.”

So here goes. Joe wasn’t flying the Norseman at the time; one of the pilots working for him was shuttling nine aboriginal firefighters from a lakeside bush camp to various hot spots in the area. On takeoff one morning, the pilot made the mistake of switching his fuel selector to a dead tank. The engine quit shortly after that, requiring the pilot to circle back around and land on the lake. Lacking sufficient power and speed, the pilot couldn’t round out the plane enough and dug the floats into the water, flipping the Norseman upside down in the lake, where she floated perfectly, cockpit submerged, the floats keeping her from sinking.

As it turns out, the aboriginals on board were not particularly strong swimmers, Joe told us. “So the pilot’s stuck in the cockpit, but nobody will go help him because they can’t swim. And they’re all yelling ‘C’mon Bob! C’mon Bob!’ and firing life jackets at him.” The pilot finally extricated himself from the cockpit, a bit bloodied from the impact, but otherwise unhurt.

With little other choice, the passengers decided to swim for shore, but not before shedding their clothes. “But before they do, they find one of the first aid kits floating in the water, and all decide to wrap some gauze bandage around their heads, in case they get hurt. So now they’re out there naked, with only a gauze band wrapped around their heads.”

Luckily, the Norseman’s pilot—a gentleman by the name of Bob Gauchie—was able to convince his passengers that swimming to shore might not be the most advisable course of action, given that there was no imminent danger and the plane would float indefinitely. Instead, the ten men set to the weighty task of paddling the plane to shore. “He got them to all kneel down on the floats and start paddling the airplane toward the shore,” Joe said. “There’s a current in that lake, but it’s the only thing you can do if you’re upside down.”

Meanwhile, the firefighting camp was now abuzz with activity. Among those on shore was a rookie helicopter pilot with his Bell 47 chopper, which had been equipped with floats for water landings. After witnessing the Norseman crash, the helicopter pilot jumped into action, grabbing his engineer and hopping in the chopper.

“But instead of landing beside the airplane,” Joe said, “he hovers over it and looks at everything going on underneath him. Well, the guys on the floats all panic and grab the skids [the ski-like metal strips that helicopters land on] and start climbing on. Well, the helicopter flips over too, and ends up upside down in the water too!” Now everybody is swearing at everybody else—a complete mess.

For act three of this comedy of errors, enter the remaining firefighters, who were standing on shore watching both the plane and the helicopter crash into the water. With no boats at their behest, they were forced to turn to their collective ingenuity to mount a rescue effort. They strung together a series of metal fuel kegs and assembled a makeshift raft, paddling feverishly out to the crash site. “They didn’t know how many people were dead or maimed or hurt,” Joe said.

Apparently the firefighters were not particularly adept sailors, though, because the raft came apart halfway to their destination. The knots had untied and the ropes fallen off. “So now,” Joe said almost in hysterics, “each guy is holding onto a fuel drum. They got the whole fucking camp out there in the lake floundering around and screaming and hollering and blaming each other!”

At around the same time, Joe was flying back from the High Arctic community of Cambridge Bay, listening intently to all the chatter on the radio about a Norseman and a helicopter crashing. “I thought they had crashed in mid-air,” he said.

By the time Joe returned to Fort Smith to refuel, he was still no clearer on what had happened at the crash site. All he knew was that people were calling for ambulances to be readied for those arriving from the crash site. Of course, Joe thought the worst.

He was mistaken. The reason ambulances were needed, Joe said, was for their blankets, which would help warm the drenched survivors in the cool night air. Nevertheless, the scene was nothing short of unbelievable to Joe’s eyes. “They all had these grey blankets wrapped around them like capes and white bandages wrapped like bandanas around their heads.”

Incredibly, nobody was hurt. “When I got out there the next morning and looked at the situation, I was convinced this was a straight bullshit story, bar talk,” Joe said. “And you know what? We never, ever told that story much because it was just too stupid to believe. The only people who believe that story are the forestry guys, the helicopter pilot, my crew, and the nine Indians from Fort Rez who were down on their hands and knees trying to paddle because they couldn’t swim.”

If there’s a shred
of truth to Joe’s story, it helps show that even the best northern bush pilots find themselves in the occasional sticky situation. Call it an occupational hazard. Bob Gauchie, who was flying the Norseman when it flipped in the lake, knows that all too well. Though Gauchie’s legacy as a bush pilot reaches far across the North, he is most remembered for the fifty-eight days he survived in a downed bush plane in the Arctic wilderness in February and March of 1967.

On February 2, 1967, Gauchie was making his way back to Yellowknife from Cambridge Bay, where he had dropped off a group of engineers. It was a bright, clear day, but brutally cold. At one point, the cockpit thermometer bottomed out at –58°C (–72°F). When Gauchie was about 350 kilometres (220 miles) northeast of Yellowknife, the weather deteriorated to the point that he was forced to land his ski plane and wait it out. He set out again the next day, but he got disoriented in a whiteout and his compass failed. With no fuel left, Gauchie was forced to land on Samandre Lake, near the eastern shores of Great Bear Lake. He was about 300 kilometres (185 miles) off course. He was horrified to find that neither his radio nor his two emergency beacons were working.

Luckily, Gauchie had several sleeping bags in the plane, five days of rations for five people, and eighteen kilograms (forty pounds) of arctic char he was bringing home for his wife. With little else to do, Gauchie bundled up—and waited. The temperature sat near –60°C (–76°F) for two weeks.

Time passed slowly. The official search was called off. And still Gauchie waited.

On the twenty-fifth day of this living hell, Gauchie heard a plane pass overhead, and fired a flare. Nothing.

Over the next several weeks, more aircraft passed overhead. None noticed his plane, an indiscernible speck on the vast canvas of snow below.

Other than the wolves that kept him constant company, Gauchie passed the time cold and alone. He had eaten so much char that he could no longer stand the taste of it, but it was the only thing keeping him alive.

Finally, after Gauchie had spent fifty-eight days trapped on the lake, a plane passed overhead. Gauchie fired off two flares. The plane turned around.

When the pilots landed on the lake, Gauchie was ready for them. He was emaciated and had a long, unkempt beard, but had not lost his sense of style. He stood there as they approached, a blue suitcase in his hand. When they got out of their plane, the first thing he said to them was “Have you got room for a passenger?”

He has not eaten fish since.

Joe must have started
feeling comfortable with me that morning, because shortly after telling his Norseman story, he invited me into his office. I’d been in there before—on my first day at Buffalo, when Mikey brought me in to show me Joe’s collection of aviation books (“Into the mind of chaos,” he had said then as he opened the door), but I’d never had the chance to get a feel for the place as a guest of Joe’s. Until now, that is.

The office is a testimony to Joe’s life and passions: aviation, his family, and vintage automobiles. In fact, it’s more like a museum, or perhaps an antique shop, than an office. It is dominated by an Indian Chief Centennial motorcycle sitting beside Joe’s desk. A neon Route 66 sign hangs overhead.

Photographs of classic cars from the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s—mostly Fords and Mercurys, Joe’s favourites—pepper the walls, and die-cast models of planes and cars fight for space on the shelves with hundreds of aviation books and manuals of every description. A beautiful wooden propeller sits in another corner of the room, festooned with pairs of intricately embroidered moosehide mitts and slippers.

An old Streamliner toboggan—the kind with wooden slats and red metal runners—hangs from the ceiling in a corner of the room. Underneath it are cases filled with old aviation instruments, leather pilot’s goggles, the yoke of a long-forgotten plane. My search revealed old magazines of collectible cars and instrument panels salvaged from the cockpits of obsolete planes. The cockpit door from an old aircraft is mounted directly onto one of the office’s doors.

One of the photographs on the wall, its edges beginning to yellow with the passage of time, is of the Grade 9 class from the Federal Day School, Hay River, Northwest Territories, spring 1960: Joe’s class. Picking out the Buffalo patriarch is not the easiest task, but after scanning the faces for a while I settled on a young man with a heavy pompadour, the coif Joe wears to this day. Another photograph sees a much younger Joe—perhaps eight or nine years old—feeding a magnificent sled dog.