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The Final Arrangement

The Final Arrangement

 

By

Annie Adams

 

 

 

AMAZON KINDLE EDITION

PUBLISHED BY

Annie Adams

The Final Arrangement © 2012 Annie Adams

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Dedication

 

 

This novel is dedicated with love to the real Aunt Rosy and to all the strong women in my life, past and present.

Acknowledgements

 

 

The journey to writing this book only began because of the encouragement of my dear friend, L.L. Muir, without whom I would still be one of those people who is going to write a book someday.

 

Many thanks to readers and friends in the URWA and to Alabama Heather, Texas Linda and Idaho Julie. Thank you to Lieutenant Atkin, Sergeant Joseph, Sergeant Dixon and all the fine folks at Layton City Police Department for answering my many questions and for keeping a straight face when hearing my scene ideas. Any mistakes or inconsistencies within this novel pertaining to police work are of my own making. To my flower friends and my mortician friends, thank you and don’t worry—you are not in this book.

 

Thank you most of all to J.D. for everything!

CHAPTER ONE

 

There was nothing unusual about the beginning of the day they found the Vulture dead.  I arrived at work at two minutes to nine, which is completely usual.  Rosie’s Posies, a flower shop, opens at nine a.m., and I am not an early riser.  I’m not Rosie either.  My name is Quinella McKay, Quincy to anyone who knows what’s good for them.  I’m Rosie’s niece. 

I took over my aunt’s flower shop in northern Utah when she decided to travel the world.  It happened to be at the same time that I needed a job.  And a car, and a life.  I got two out of three—the white zombie delivery van didn’t do much for the getting-a-life part. 

So there I stood that morning, struggling to unlock the front door.  Nothing unusual about that, either.  The ancient key was so ground down that part of my daily ritual included doing the unlocking dance while cars buzzed past on the busy intersection in front of my corner shop. 

The hot exhaust belching from commuter cars accentuated waves of heat broiling off of the asphalt of the parking lot.  Just before I finally muscled the key far enough to tumble the lock, I heard the phone inside the shop ring.  The hand not turning the key held a giant Coke; another of the regular props in the opening dance, and off of that same arm dangled a tote bag.  The bag was big enough to carry a small child and weighed about the same.  Something at the bottom of it vibrated and chimed in alternating syncopation with the phone in the shop.  It sounded a lot like my cell phone ring-tone.  Using the key as a handle, I pulled the door open and stumbled into my store. 

A wave of heat slapped me in the face as I continued in.  The acrid smell of dried leaves and stems hung in the air.  Apparently the air conditioner wasn’t working properly—not unusual at all. I let the bag drop to the floor, probably crushing the cell phone and sprinted to the telephone on the back wall of the design room, the drink clutched in one hand.  I tripped over a potted azalea left too close to the walkway but managed to keep my precious elixir of energy from spilling while I regained balance. 

I slowed just long enough to put the drink on the design table then finished the race to the phone counter.  I lifted the receiver and croaked out, “Rosie’s Posies, how may I help you?”   

“Hi, Quincy,” Danny Barnes said in a chirpy voice.  He was my nearest competitor and oddly enough, one of my closest friends.  “Sorry to call in the busy morning but
O.M.G.
, have you heard?” Years of conditioning made it impossible for anyone brought up like Danny or me, as Mormons in Utah, to utter the phrase “Oh my God.”  This just wasn’t done.  One could say, “Oh my gosh,” “Oh my heck,” or even go as far as to say, “Oh my hell,” when provoked, but never the forbidden phrase.  Given the choice of either saying it or slamming my fingers in the car door, I’d choose the latter.  The discomfort would be shorter lived. 

“Did I hear what?”  

“Oh this is big, this is so big, My Fair Lady.  You haven’t heard about Derrick?”

“Derrick—oh, you mean, flower Derrick, Derrick the hated, Derrick the Vulture?”  

“Yes, yes that Derrick.” 

“What, is he selling flowers to all of the wedding reception centers in the state now too?”

Derrick Gibbons, the Vulture, had been responsible for the near death of my business, about a year before.  Mysteriously, he emerged as the sole provider of all sympathy flowers to mortuaries in the entire area.  At the same time, the flow of referrals from said mortuaries stopped coming my direction, which obliterated half of my sales. 

“I haven’t heard anything.  I just got here.” I glanced up at the clock on the fresh-grass-green-painted wall.  “In fact, can I call you back later?”

“No!  You have to hear this!” 

“Wow.  Okay, you were telling me about Derrick…” I wedged the phone between my chin and shoulder and switched on the nearby computer and printer.

“They just found him—at the mortuary—dead as a doornail.”   

“What?” 

“I know!  Can you believe it?”  Danny asked me as if we were gossiping about something as mundane as the ugly arrangements at Joanne’s Flower Basket.

“Wait…what?”

“No, it gets better.  They found him—on display—in a casket—in the chapel—just like it was a regular viewing.  And—are you ready for this—there were flowers on top of the casket.”

“You are shitting me!” I forgot my customer language filter.

“I know.  A fully arranged casket spray right there on top of the casket.  I am stunned.  I’m stunned!  Absolutely speechless,” he lied, seeing as how Danny has never been speechless a day in his life.

I absolutely
was
speechless for a moment. 

“Danny, you’re being totally serious right now.  You’re not joking?”

“I am not joking!”  His voice increased in pitch at the end of his sentence sounding like an old-fashioned train whistle.

As I stood at the phone counter, I thought I should be feeling some kind of sadness, or at the very least feeling sorry for the Vulture.  But the only thing I could think of was his overly tanned face lying in a casket with pasty, two-shades-too-white mortician’s make-up spackled on. 

“Danny, how do you know any of this?”

“Well, you didn’t hear it from me, but, I sent my delivery driver to the mortuary early this morning to pick up a rental piece we used for an arrangement a week ago that we need to use tonight for an enDerrickment party.  You know, the pillar with the cherub holding the bowl that I use for my waterfall design collection?” 

For Danny, unwinding a good piece of gossip was an art form not unlike creating a beautiful one-of-a-kind floral masterpiece.  A complicated design that must be carefully crafted, each stem thoughtfully considered before being placed, each detail delicately, yet purposefully described.  I could just see his hands waving and imitating the flow of water cascading from the top of a cliff to the ground below while he talked. 

“Isn’t it ironic that we used the piece for a funeral one day and now we’re using it for a wedding?”

“Danny!  Dead Derrick—casket spray—mortuary—remember?” 

“Oh, sorry.  Anyway, my driver went to pick it up, and there were cop cars and flashing lights everywhere.  So he calls me on the cell and says they’ve got the place blocked off and there’s no way he’s getting in.  So I called the mortuary to tell them it isn’t bad enough they have to whore themselves out to Derrick the Vulture, who doesn’t even own a shop in our city, but they also have to inconvenience me and my staff and my customers by keeping my property hostage.  I told them I would send them a bill to cover the delivery charge of having my driver return repeatedly, and that they would be charged a fee for every hour I am delayed in retrieving my property.”  He stopped talking and I heard the rush of air he sucked into his depleted lungs. 

Of course I knew about one third of what he had just told me was the actual story; the rest was Danny’s usual flourish. 

“The secretary apologized for my inconvenience and told me there had been an accident.  So, I called my brother and asked him to give me the scoop.”

Danny’s brother was a county sheriff’s deputy, and at six foot three, weighing in at about three bills, he was Danny’s polar opposite.  While the sheriff brother spends his days off hunting and camping, the florist brother barely breaks the six-foot barrier, is very trim and put together, and he wouldn’t be caught in public with as much as a wrinkle in his shirt or a hair out of place.  Danny would rather die than wear camouflage. 

“What all did your brother say?”

“Mostly what I’ve already told you about them finding the Vulture there at the mortuary in the coffin and the flowers.  He really shouldn’t have told me anything.  That’s why you didn’t hear it from me.”

“Were they his?”  I knew Danny knew exactly what
they
I was talking about.

“Kevin doesn’t know a tulip from a daisy, so I doubt he would know who made the casket spray.  Besides, aren’t you curious about how Derrick got there?  I mean, I think he was processed and prepped like one of their customers.”

The other line on my phone started ringing. 

“Dang it!  I’ve got to go, Danny, I’ll call you later.”

As much as I would have liked to gossip all day, I needed to run a business.  I punched the button for the other line before Danny had a chance to reply. 

“Rosie’s Posies, how may I help you today?”

“Oh, so you
are
there?”  My mother’s voice rang with the usual guilt-imposing tone.

“Hello, it’s good to hear your voice, too, Mom,” I said sarcastically.  I grabbed my apron from a nearby hook and looped it over my head, while juggling the phone receiver.  “Did you just call my cell phone?” 

“Yes, I’ve tried to call you four times at the shop, but you won’t answer your phone.  How do you expect to get any orders if you won’t answer your phone?”

“Mom, I don’t know why you keep saying
won’t
answer my phone.  You know that the shop doesn’t open until nine, and I’ve taken the extra precaution of adding a voicemail service to my phone so that people can leave a message.”  I sighed.  “But you knew that already.” 

“Well, that’s why I called your cell phone.”

“I just couldn’t get to it, Mom.”  I held back the next heavy sigh welling up in my throat.  My relationship with my mother would probably be classified as dysfunctional by a mental health professional.  At the very least one could call it strained.  I decided however, that it wasn’t worth ruining the day to fight with her.  "Sorry, I guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”  

“You’ve got that right, missy.  Anyway, I called to ask if you’ve heard your sister’s news.”

My heart sank.  “Which sister?” 

“Sandy.  They just asked her and Rick to be the nursery teachers at church.” 

“Oh, really?  Well good for them.  I was afraid you were going to say something about Allie.” 

“Why?  What have you heard about Allie?  What’s wrong?”  Her voice filled with panic. 

“Mom!  Nothing.  I haven’t heard anything.  Calm down.  I just worried when you said something was going on with one of my sisters.”

“Well, of course you assumed the worst with Allie.  I don’t know why you have such a problem with Brad.  He is a good man, Quincy Adams McKay.  You should go to the single adult ward at church.  You’d be lucky to find such a catch.  You’re never going to find one with the life you’re living now.” 

Ah…yes, she’d taken the gloves off.  She’d used my middle name, and slipped in a dig about going to church.  Or in my case, not going to church.  She didn’t come out directly and
accuse
me of not going to church.  Instead, she used the time-honored method of most mothers, which was passive-aggression with a pinch of guilt mixed in for good measure. 

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