The Everything Kids Riddles & Brain Teasers Book (7 page)

Funny Flight

First, figure out what word each picture puzzle represents. Then put the words in the proper order to finish what this silly traveler is saying. Write the numbers in the upper lefthand corner of each picture.

What did the thief get when he stole the tram?

Bus-ted!

What does an elephant always take on safari?

His trunk.

What do girl scouts put on their S'mores when they camp at the swamp?

”Marsh”mallows.

Where does dinnerware go on vacation?

To China.

As
Mrs. Rockefeller
was leaving the airport, she found herself accidentally trapped in the revolving
glass doors
. She had no luggage, no tools, and nobody was around. She eventually made a
hole
and escaped. How?
Hint: Her name.

No matter how long the new department
store clerk
walked down the stairs, he could never seem to reach the basement.
Why?

Where in the World?

First unscramble the names of eight different places around the world. Then match each one to a riddle to discover eight popular vacation spots!

I
am the brains behind Garfield's intelligent tricks. I also try to help Odie think of ways to get back at him. I have been “drawn” to fun for years.
Who am I?

Sydney and Sadie are cousins. One day, Sydney and Sadie went on vacation to Japan. Sadie's flight took 7 hours while Sydney's took 33. Both flights were nonstop and Sydney and Sadie both left home at the same time from the same city in California. How can this be?

If flying to California takes
1½
hours, and flying to Texas takes
2
, and flying to Hawaii takes
twice as long
as a trip to both places, how long is your flight to Hawaii?

What
vehicle
travels over the
ground
at speeds much
faster
than a car but can also go through mountains?

Where do skydivers put their laundry?

In the “para-chute.”

What did the child say to the captain when their boat hit rough waters?

I can't steer this, “canoe”?

Where do restless travelers like to go?

To Rome.

What place do worms like to visit the most?

The Big Apple.

What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?

Buy a “sale boat.”