Authors: Amy Woods
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his pink
tractor beam slid deeper into my fart valve. He blasted a giant colon cobra on
my boobage just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. If I
don't dial the rotary phone to get my spaff weeping from my carp cavity, his
slut slayer is going to leave my piss flaps resembling the Japanese flag. I
can't wait to chow down on the penis pudding from his sperminator. Hours of
hammering like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like the
Japanese flag, and I was no different! With his giggle stick pounding deep into
my gashtray, the sensation of his thrill drill smashing my cervix made me
quiver like a rat on acid. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the
sight of his timed slimer made my clunge gunge drain like there was a midget
inside me with a super soaker. There was magician's wax dripping from his womb
ferret and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
Inserting my fist into my cock holster got me flowing sex wee faster than a
greased weasel shit. The slamming makes me splurge my flange custard all over
his giggle stick. My salmon slit was trembling like a shitting dog. By now, my
frilling pink golf bag was leaching like a jizz waterfall. He munched on my
beef curtains, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of
a week. It was bliss having his one-eyed monster stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my cod crater with an egg timer just didn't get my bearded haddock
pasty pouring like it used to. After having my clearing in the woods pounded,
he then proceeded to hammer my old dirt road. My cake hole was so full of
blue-veined custard chucker and steamin' semen, the steamin' semen was sliming
down my chin and onto my twin peaks. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and ectoplasm in
my balloon knot created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss dribbling from my poop chute
and all over my piss flaps. I awoke the next morning with my spunk dungeon
still seeping. I thought it was over but his vein cane had other ideas. The
unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver hammering my moose knuckle made
me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Some girls are
happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having an egg timer in my split peach and a 15" spiked vibrator up my
balloon knot. When he removed his gristle missile from my brown eye, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the colon cobra off his chorizo howitzer. The feeling
of his penis pudding draining down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker
than snot off a whip. With my spam castanets now much like badly battered road
kill, he thought it was time to start ramming my vintage golf bag. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to drop a sewer trout, I wondered? The raiding
of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining
his chubstep deep in my fudge factory.
The
raiding makes me spray my spaff all over his cheese-crusted cock. It was bliss
having his muffbuster stuffed inside me again; stuffing my Quimcy, M.E. with a
10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my shame portal
spraying like it used to. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo,
but the sight of his jade rod made my shrimp sap drip like a rabid dog. The
feeling of his creamy load frothing down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. There was man fat leaking from his
wensleydale wand and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. I can't wait to lap the penis pudding from his cumtree. Hours of
thrusting like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like John
Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! The slamming of my rusty bullet
hole was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his tallywacker
deep in my other vagina. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm
oozing from my other vagina and all over my clap flaps. The unrelenting orgasms
from his meaty member hammering my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. When he removed his sperminator
from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his pink tractor
beam. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his
greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a
number of chillies into my tuna canal got me surging spaff faster than snot off
a whip. After having my fuck trench raided, he then proceeded to thrust my
balloon knot. With his vein cane plowing deep into my tampon tunnel, the
sensation of his blue-veined custard chucker smashing my cervix made me quake
like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. He munched on my panty hamster, even
though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. My cake hole was so
full of tallywacker and love piss, the love mayonnaise was trickling down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. I awoke the next morning with my fuck trench
still dribbling. I thought it was over but his master of ceremonies had other
ideas. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my slime hole
and an egg timer up my Mavis Fritter. My Quimcy, M.E. was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. He rolled a giant footlong fudge bullet
on my sweater puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a
trough. By now, my front bum was leaking like there was a midget inside me with
a super soaker. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and baby gravy in my other
vagina created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his clunger
slid deeper into my turd-herder. With my meaty hangers now much like a bulldog licking
piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start plunging my brown eye. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to launch a hardened fudge nugget, I
wondered?
When
he removed his master of ceremonies from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge nugget off his batter blaster. It was
bliss having his muffbuster plunged inside me again; stuffing my gashtray with
a lightbulb just didn't get my south mouth spouting like it used to. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed
monster plunged deeper into my poop chute. By now, my cod crater was
haemorrhaging like a George Foreman grill. The raiding of my chocolate starfish
was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his purple beaver
buster deep in my cocoa channel. I can't wait to lap the love mayonnaise from
his purple-headed trouser snake. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets,
but the sight of his gristle missile made my vertical moisture dribble like a
slug in a salt mine. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still
weeping. I thought it was over but his giggle stick had other ideas. The
mixture of hardened fudge nugget and Da Vinci load in my ring piece created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty man fat haemorrhaging from my turd-herder and all over my open-faced ham
sandwich. With his veiny quim prod hammering deep into my smush mitten, the
sensation of his balony pony smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. Inserting an egg timer into my enchilada of love got me
spattering beige slime faster than snot off a whip. After having my mound of
love pudding fucked, he then proceeded to pound my tradesman's entrance. If I
don't finger blast to get my beige slime dripping from my split peach, his
giggle stick is going to leave my beef curtains resembling Brian May's
plughole. My cake hole was so full of cervix cigar and gentleman's relish, the
love piss was dribbling down my chin and onto my cans. The raiding makes me
spray my beige slime all over his skin flute. The unrelenting orgasms from his
stilton sword slamming my birth cannon made me come so hard, I began sweating
like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. My cod crater was trembling like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The feeling of his love piss draining down my
throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He
munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the
best part of a week. He arced a giant hardened fudge nugget on my mosquito
bites just so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a trough. There was
baby gravy dribbling from his vein cane and I was wetter than a spastic's chin.
We were ready for more. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's
vertical smile looking like a stamped bat, and I was no different! With my
fishy flaps now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
pitch a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to finger
blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my
chlamydia canal and a number of chillies up my black hole.
The
mixture of butt nugget and penis pudding in my other vagina created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bald avenger plunged
deeper into my rusty bullet hole. The hammering of my vintage golf bag was so
vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his greasy kebab skewer deep
in my Mavis Fritter. There was gentleman's relish seeping from his jebend and I
was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. My salmon slit was
trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty penis pudding weeping from my brown mile and all over my piss
flaps. With his wensleydale wand pounding deep into my bearded haddock pasty,
the sensation of his wrist-thick wand smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The seemingly never-ending streams of
cock snot emanating from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my front bum still trickling.
I thought it was over but his cunt plunger had other ideas. My throat was so
full of huge penis and baby gravy, the Da Vinci load was haemorrhaging down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. The feeling of his gentleman's relish leaking
down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my
fuck trench and a barbie doll up my ring piece. By now, my tampon tunnel was
draining like a hungry pig at a trough. The unrelenting orgasms from his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon fucking my stench trench made me come so hard,
I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. The raiding makes me flood
my fallopian fish stock all over his bugger king. When he removed his batter
blaster from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the colon cobra off his
cream reaper. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been walking
the red carpet for the best part of a week. Inserting a 15" spiked
vibrator into my Quimcy, M.E. got me gushing minge mucus faster than a greased
weasel shit. It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket plunged inside me
again; stuffing my front bum with a 9-iron just didn't get my penis pothole
spattering like it used to. He eased out a giant sewer trout on my sweater
puppies just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Now, I've been
told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his mutton dagger
made my pussy batter dribble like a leaky tap. Hours of raiding like this would
leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no
different! After having my chamber of squelch thrusted, he then proceeded to
slam my puckered brown eye. With my spam castanets now much like a gutted
trout, he thought it was time to start sliding my black hole. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to extrude a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? If I
don't tune the tuna to get my vertical moisture draining from my ground zero grotto,
his cumtree is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a stamped bat.
Some
girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my cod cave and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my Mavis Fritter. The fucking makes me squirt my
clunge gunge all over his greasy kebab skewer. I awoke the next morning with my
ground zero grotto still seeping. I thought it was over but his skin flute had
other ideas. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's panty hamster
looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! Within no time, I could
feel the shitty magician's wax flowing from my cocoa channel and all over my
vertical smile. The mixture of stink pickle and steamin' semen in my rusty
sherif's badge created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.
The fucking of my poop chute was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels
joining his one-eyed milkman deep in my ring piece. After having my shame
portal slammed, he then proceeded to plow my turd cutter. My throat was so full
of tenderloin truncheon and Da Vinci load, the creamy load was slobbering down
my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. There was creamy load dripping from his
cunt plunger and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
The feeling of his cock snot dribbling down my throat got my beige slime
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He extruded a giant stink pickle on
my superdroopers just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. The
seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his
spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't
wait to suck the man fat from his turgid terror truncheon. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cervix cigar
stuffed deeper into my tradesman's entrance. If I don't audition the finger
puppets to get my clunge gunge sliming from my vibration station, his
wensleydale wand is going to leave my panty hamster resembling a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle. With my spam castanets now much like the Japanese
flag, he thought it was time to start ramming my poop chute. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to roll a stink pickle, I wondered? Now, I've seen more helmets
than Hitler, but the sight of his timed slimer made my fallopian fish stock
dribble like a slug in a salt mine. When he removed his piss pipe from my rusty
bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the butt nugget off his skeleton
king. Inserting an antique doorknob into my municipal cockwash got me spouting
minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. By now, my soft-shelled tuna taco
was weeping like a broken coffee maker. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe
plunged inside me again; stuffing my tampon tunnel with a squash just didn't
get my gaping clam cavern flooding like it used to. With his ramrod hammering
deep into my wunder down under, the sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger
smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. My
carp cavity was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He munched
on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a
week.