Authors: Amy Woods
With
his washington monument pounding deep into my penis pothole, the sensation of
his Nelson's Column smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his tallywacker slid deeper into my puckered brown eye. The
unrelenting orgasms from his devil's bagpipe raiding my gaping clam cavern made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. By now, my cum dumpster
was dripping like a slavering dog. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd
been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty ectoplasm trickling from my fudge factory and all over my
purple cabbage. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in my kipper dinghy and
my fist up my ring piece. I awoke the next morning with my wizards sleeve still
seeping. I thought it was over but his spam javelin had other ideas. When he
removed his greasy slimelight from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his thrill drill. Hours of
thrusting like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a
badly wrapped kebab, and I was no different! If I don't flick the bean to get
my pussy batter foaming from my whispering eye, his veiny quim prod is going to
leave my vertical smile resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. There was
love mayonnaise haemorrhaging from his one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than a
well diggers arse. We were ready for more. My birth cannon was trembling like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. With my purple cabbage now much like a shot cat,
he thought it was time to start shoving my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to pitch a colon cobra, I wondered? I can't wait to
suck the cock snot from his devil's bagpipe. Now, I've had more hands up me
than The Muppets, but the sight of his huge penis made my pussy batter slobber
like a George Foreman grill. The pounding of my tradesman's entrance was so
vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his skeleton king deep in my
Mavis Fritter. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating
from his sperminator soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting my
fist into my chlamydia canal got me squirting vertical moisture faster than a
greased weasel shit. My throat was so full of blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon
and baby gravy, the ectoplasm was leaching down my chin and onto my top
bollocks. The mixture of butt nugget and penis pudding in my brown mile created
the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his timed
slimer plunged inside me again; stuffing my moose knuckle with a gerbil just
didn't get my spunk dungeon gushing like it used to. The feeling of his penis
pudding leaching down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. After having my split peach fucked, he then proceeded to
hammer my soft tight anus. He pitched a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack
just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough.
The
raiding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels
joining his blue-veined custard chucker deep in my ring piece. The unrelenting
orgasms from his womb ferret fucking my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his muffbuster plunged deeper into my
marmite motorway. My throat was so full of balony pony and cock snot, the love
piss was dribbling down my chin and onto my mammaries. With my velcro triangle
now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start plunging
my vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby
gravy flowing from my fart valve and all over my hairy goblet. Some girls are
happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a lightbulb in my south mouth and a number of chillies up my
brown mile. The feeling of his penis pudding foaming down my throat got my
flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my
lunchmeat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a
week. It was bliss having his cheese-crusted cock stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my ladytown with a number of chillies just didn't get my penis pothole
squirting like it used to. By now, my stench trench was leaking like a jizz
waterfall. I awoke the next morning with my stench trench still haemorrhaging.
I thought it was over but his batter blaster had other ideas. I can't wait to
gobble the steamin' semen from his turgid terror truncheon. The thrusting makes
me flow my spaff all over his muffbuster. After having my cod crater raided, he
then proceeded to fuck my other vagina. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget
and ectoplasm in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious porthole pudding
that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax
emanating from his brie baton soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When
he removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the hardened fudge nugget off his master of
ceremonies. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's panty hamster
looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! If I don't study
english cliterature to get my fallopian fish stock dribbling from my tuna
canal, his cream reaper is going to leave my clap flaps resembling Brian May's
plughole. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his
skin flute made my shrimp sap haemorrhage like a leaky tap. My soft-shelled
tuna taco was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He eased out
a giant butt nugget on my cans just so he could suck it up like a pig at a
trough. There was creamy load flowing from his love lollipop and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. With his chorizo howitzer
plowing deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his jade rod smashing my
cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert.
I
awoke the next morning with my herring hole still trickling. I thought it was
over but his greasy kebab skewer had other ideas. My herring hole was trembling
like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The slamming of my chocolate starfish was
so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his tenderloin truncheon
deep in my other vagina. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe probed inside
me again; stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet with a squash just didn't get
my vaginal bacon buffet spattering like it used to. Some girls are happy just
to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a gerbil in my enchilada of love and a number of
chillies up my balloon knot. After having my pink velvet sausage wallet
hammered, he then proceeded to plow my brown eye. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and
man fat in my brown mile created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond
of. If I don't study english cliterature to get my clunge gunge haemorrhaging
from my meat purse, his tallywacker is going to leave my flappy meal resembling
a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. By now, my quim was oozing like someone
had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. With his washington monument
fucking deep into my slime hole, the sensation of his one-eyed milkman smashing
my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. My mouth
was so full of spam dagger and love piss, the gentleman's relish was frothing
down my chin and onto my cans. I can't wait to consume the baby gravy from his
muffbuster. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers
looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! Inserting a 9-iron
into my stench trench got me spritzing beige slime faster than snot off a whip.
He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the
best part of a week. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician,
but the sight of his cunt plunger made my sex wee weep like Adele waiting for
Greggs to open. The feeling of his ectoplasm dribbling down my throat got my
fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. The pounding
makes me spit my clunge gunge all over his womb ferret. With my vertical garden
now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start probing my
Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat sliming from my brown
mile and all over my panty hamster. When he removed his chubstep from my
turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his giggle stick.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his love lollipop rammed deeper into my brown mile. The unrelenting orgasms
from his stilton spear raiding my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a fat slag in a disco. The seemingly never-ending streams of man
fat emanating from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He copped a giant footlong fudge bullet on my boobage just
so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
Hours
of fucking like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like Brian
May's plughole, and I was no different! By now, my ruby cave was seeping like
someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. It was bliss having his
blue-veined custard chucker plunged inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit
with a squash just didn't get my mound of love pudding flooding like it used
to. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my cod crater and
an antique doorknob up my tradesman's entrance. After having my depravity
cavity thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my old dirt road. Inserting a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster into my clam-flavoured pothole got me
gushing shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip. The feeling of his steamin'
semen foaming down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off
a whip. When he removed his skin flute from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his cervix cigar.
The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his purple
beaver buster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My mouth was so full
of one-eyed milkman and ectoplasm, the cock snot was draining down my chin and
onto my sweater puppies. I can't wait to chow down on the ectoplasm from his
brie baton. The fucking makes me eject my vertical moisture all over his
blue-veined custard chucker. I awoke the next morning with my slime hole still
seeping. I thought it was over but his skeleton king had other ideas. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish trickling from my other vagina
and all over my roast beef platter. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his tallywacker stuffed deeper into my
fudge factory. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. If I don't flick the bean to get my clunge gunge leaking from my
frilling pink golf bag, his spunk-filled spam rocket is going to leave my roast
beef platter resembling a gutted trout. With my purple cabbage now much like a
bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start sliding my
puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Now, I've taken more poundings than the
Somme, but the sight of his brie baton made my minge monsoon drain like a slug
in a salt mine. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd had Aunt Flo
visiting for the best part of a week. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and cock snot in
my fudge factory created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. With
his blue-veined custard chucker slamming deep into my vibrator crater, the
sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quake
like jelly. The unrelenting orgasms from his Ocean's 11 Inches slamming my
bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind
lesbian in a fish shop. The hammering of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he
soon found his hairy walnuts joining his stilton spear deep in my soft tight
anus. He pitched a giant footlong fudge bullet on my chest puppies just so he
could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load foaming from my balloon knot and
all over my hairy goblet. My enchilada of love was trembling like jelly. He
munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd had the painters in for the
best part of a week. The feeling of his ectoplasm draining down my throat got
my pussy batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With my open-faced ham
sandwich now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start
plunging my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
extrude a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? It was bliss having his master of ceremonies
slid inside me again; stuffing my hatchet wound with a 15" spiked vibrator
just didn't get my cod cave spouting like it used to. My throat was so full of
batter blaster and love mayonnaise, the baby gravy was slobbering down my chin
and onto my love bubbles. By now, my moose knuckle was trickling like Wayne
Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis
pudding emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my shame portal still seeping.
I thought it was over but his spam dagger had other ideas. Now, I've seen more
japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his purple beaver buster
made my sex wee drain like a slavering dog. If I don't strum the banjo to get
my shrimp sap weeping from my depravity cavity, his timed slimer is going to
leave my lunchmeat resembling a badly wrapped kebab. The pounding makes me
splurge my pussy batter all over his spam dagger. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I
was no different! The thrusting of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon
found his chin pounders joining his purple beaver buster deep in my other
vagina. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cervix cigar probed deeper into my turd-herder. After having my
vaginal bacon buffet plowed, he then proceeded to pound my brown eye. Inserting
an antique doorknob into my front bum got me flowing pussy batter faster than snot
off a whip. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my Quimcy, M.E. and a
lightbulb up my balloon knot. With his cumtree hammering deep into my fuck
trench, the sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and
cock custard in my soft tight anus created the delicious porthole pudding that
he was so fond of. There was penis pudding dripping from his cheese-crusted
cock and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The
unrelenting orgasms from his slut slayer thrusting my quim made me come so
hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. When he removed his
one-eyed milkman from my vintage golf bag, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the hardened
fudge nugget off his one-eyed milkman. I can't wait to consume the cock custard
from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon.