The Death Series: A Dark Dystopian Fantasy Box Set: (Books 1-3) (54 page)

CHAPTER 18

I think I could smell Gramps' house from the cruiser as it swung onto Driftwood Key Road. He would already have his BBQ-er lit up, ready for the dogs and burgers. I couldn't wait. I looked at Jade and she had a smile on her face. This summer had mattered for her. Spending time with my mom, gardening (Gee, pick me), and weekends at Gramps had been good for her to spend time with my normal family.

Well,
mainly
normal. 'Cuz Gramps was kinda his own thing. I was thinking he and Clyde would see eye-to-eye on a few things.
Yeah.

Gale dropped us off at Gramps' and lingered. I told her to hold on and ran over to Gramps.

He was flipping burgers and dogs already. I glanced at my watch and saw that it was noon; my belly rumbled. I guess the smell was the only reminder needed to Awaken the Beast.

Gramps said, “Hello there, Caleb. Who's your friend?” he asked, pointing the tongs at Gale.

“Yeah, about her...” I began and he raised his eyebrows at me. “She sorta helped out today and I think it'd be great to...”

“The more the merrier is what I always say,” he said, flipping a burger and keeping his eyes on the BBQ.

Sweet.
Gramps could never say no to the chicks.

I jogged back to the cruiser and Gale said, “Okay, you guys have a good time...”

“Listen, Bobbi, Gramps wants you to hang out with the Fam.”

That wasn't exactly accurate but it was the best way to put it.

She looked skeptical. “He doesn't know me...”

I shrugged. “He likes a crowd.”

The right crowd
, I thought.

Bry's car limped up the driveway and parked in front of the garage door. Alex, the Js and the Wellers got out and shut the doors at the same time and the passenger door fell off with a big clatter on the concrete driveway, shuddering and bouncing in a slow spin.

We all looked at it until it fell still.

Gramps walked over and said, “Caleb, go watch that BBQ-er.”

Hell, Dad had a natural gas one. I didn't know anything about briquettes or whatever outlawed fuel source Gramps used.

Geez, I trudged over there.

Bry and Gramps looked at the door laying on the driveway. Bry had a bemused expression but Gramps was resolved. “I can weld this sucker on after lunch,” he said, palming his chin.

Bry's eyebrows lifted. “Yeah?”

“Yeah, you'll never use it again but it'll stay on there like super glue.”

“Super what?”

“Never you mind,” Gramps said, checking out the perimeter of the hole left by the door. “Yeah, I'll get my grinder out and rough this surface up,” he smoothed his hand along the edge, “and it'll be good as new.”

“Ah, what about...” Bry pointed to that pesky little point-of-entry challenge.

“Well, your friends have one door in the front and two behind. They can figure that out, right?” Then he looked over at me. “Caleb,” he bellowed, “how are those dogs doing?”

Who the hell knew?

Out loud I said, “I got this, Gramps!” hollering back.

“Ah-huh,” he said in a tone that clearly said,
I'll believe that when I see it.

More parents rolled up: Sophie's mom to drop her off and Helen and Bill, Jonesy's parents. Where were my folks? I asked Gramps that.

“Your mom is bringing some food.”

“Like what?”

He looked at me, dead serious. “Everything else.”

Huh. That sounded awesome, Mom could bake like a fiend.

Helen and Bill walked up to Gramps, who had run over and worked his magic on the grill.

He strode over to Bill, pumping his hand off in his typical, over the top handshake. “Bill, good to see you,” murderous guy-clap to the shoulder as Bill stumbled forward.

“You too, Mac. Thanks for inviting us to your little soiree, here,” Bill said, looking around at the biggest green lawn he'd probably ever seen, which rolled all the way down to the shore's edge.

“Look at this lawn,” Bill said with more than a hint of awe in his voice. “My dad used to have a lawn like this. How do you get away with it?”

Oh brother, I thought. He's gonna Make A Point. I
so
knew where Mom got that.

“Grandfathered.”

“No shit?” Bill said incredulously.

“Bill, language,” Helen said, not without affection.

“Right, sorry. But, look at all this,” he spread his hands out. “And he's using real briquettes, I can smell them.” He stuck his nose up in the air sniffing like it was the priciest scent produced.

What was the big deal anyway? Mom was totally into the environment to the gnat’s ass. But Gramps was... he was
Gramps
.

Just thinking about them conjured my parents out of thin air. They pulled up and the Js suddenly became the most helpful kids on earth. Jonesy was first in line to haul all the food (there was a ton). I think Mom had baked the universe. Gramps was nodding in that approving way of his.

“Your mom can bake up a storm,” he said, piling all the burgers on one side of a huge, stainless tray and the dogs on the other.

Mom sailed over to Gramps, standing on tiptoe to kiss him on the cheek. “Hey Pops.”

He pulled her into a hug. “How's my girl?”

“Ornery.” She smiled.

“Excellent,” he said, grinning back.

They'd be fighting inside a half-hour, I thought. They were so much alike and yet,
not at all.

Funny but true.

Sophie walked over, her mom pulling away in her car. “Hey, how's it goin?”

We told her.

“So, Clyde was zombie on the spot?” she laughed.

“Yeah, but, here's the thing... he is getting...” I began.

“Terribly lucid?” she said in her adult way.

“Yeah,” Jade said.

“I'm gonna get my trunks on,” Bry said to the group.

“Where's Barbie?” Jonesy said from the doorway leading into the kitchen.

“Don't worry, Jones. She's coming,” Tiff said, punctuated by an eye roll.

There was a collective groan and Bry sighed. “Come on guys, I know her brother is an asshole.”

Helen said, “Language!”

Jonesy sorta cringed. Huh, I guess my mom wasn't the only Vulgar Language Radar Queen. How do they always hear it, anyway?

“Sorry,” Bry muttered and Helen huffed off with her hands on her hips, that hair of hers still looking like lost-animal-zoo-time on her head. Brother.

“Anyway,” he began again in a soft voice, “I'm still diggin' on her and trying to not dwell on that ass-wipe Brody.”

“Well, good for you but he was one of the eff-ups that gave Caleb the got-nailed-by-gnomes look.”

“I've had that look before,” Bry said, noncommittally.

Yeah, he had. Probably minus the internal fun, though.

“I hate gnomes,” Tiff said with a shudder, casting a nervous glance around the lawn.

Lot of lawn, lots of room to have lawn décor.

“Don't worry,” I laughed. “Gramps doesn't believe in clutter,” I said making airquotes.

“K, let's get the swimsuits on,” John said.

“No-oh. You gotta have priorities,” Jonesy said. “And that'd be food.”

“Your parents don't make you wait the hour after eating before going in the water?” John asked.

We all looked at him like he grew a second head.

“Ah-no. What kind of horse shit is that?” Tiff said, smacking some fresh gum.

John turned a little red, struggling to explain, “Well, my parents...”

“...are super-ancient,” Jonesy finished.

John looked like he was going to say something then threw up his hands in surrender. “Yeah.”

I clapped John on the back and winked at Jade. “Let's eat...then change.”

We all walked into the house and Mom had spread the food on the picnic-style table Gramps had set out for the teenage horde. It looked like an oasis in the middle of a desert.

We dug in.

****

It was well-past supper. The second round of stuff had been consumed and I had eaten until the threat of puking was close, then finally had to hang it up. It was still light out and all of us were considering a righteous canoe fight, girls against guys when Carson's dad showed up.

That is how weird the day ended, my nemesis' dad showing up. Sorta put a damper on things.

Dad sharpened right up and walked over to the driveway. Like it was the most normal thing in the world that Carson-the-Creep's dad had arrived at the family BBQ.

It so wasn't.

Gramps gave me a look then came over. “Who's this jackass?” He jerked his thumb in the direction of Carson's dad.

I told him.

“Well, I'll be damned. That SOB has brass cajones, I'll give him that. He may need a little persuasion,” Gramps said, getting That Look.

“Ah, Gramps, let's see what Dad can do.”

“Okay, Caleb. Your dad gets a little time to be
diplomatic
, and then, I will implement The Solution.”

Jonesy was nodding. “See, Caleb, that's what I like about Mac here, he's got contingency plans.”

I don't think Jonesy was really up on the total four-one-one on what Gramps' Total Solution would be for this.

I knew things were gonna get interesting when Hamilton started jabbing my dad in the chest with a finger.

The kids got quiet and I walked over there; Gramps on my heels and Mom charging behind us.

“Listen, I know you're a big-shot scientist but I don't think you appreciate my position,” jab-jab with the finger. “I speak for the people and we don't need an AFTD corrupting our school and threatening my son.”

Dad took the finger that was jabbing him, giving it a sharp twist and he flung it back at the guy. “Your political position has nothing at all to do with Caleb or his abilities. It was
your son
that did more than threaten mine. He injured my son, badly enough to warrant an overnight hospitalization and the attention of a Level Five Organic.”

Hamilton crossed his arms across his chest ( I was getting totally why Carson was such a bully-type). “So you claim.”

“So I know,” Dad said.

Gramps said, “Here's the deal. You need to get your pompous ass off my property right this second or I will escort you in a way I know you will not like.” His tone of voice said it all.

Gramps had been a Navy Seal back in the day and could still throw his weight around. He was the one that encouraged those push-ups I was doing all the time.

Hamilton's smile went from condescending to full on grin. “Look, old man, you're not going to tell me what to do. I can be and say whatever I want.”

Gramps belted him right in the face and Hamilton stumbled back,  landing hard on his ass. Not wasting any time Gramps strode over, jerking him by the back of the collar. He dragged him out to where the driveway ended, Hamilton spluttering about his rights, his heel-marks trailing after him.

That worked really well for him.

Gramps dumped him on the gravel threshold that separated the driveway from the road's shoulder.

“I'd stay down if I were you,” Bry said, having run up behind Gramps. Hamilton's beady eyes shifted from Gramps, to Dad, to Bry, deciding he'd had all the excitement he needed.

“I'm getting in my car now,” Hamilton said, eying the group warily.

“Good thinking,” Gramps said, brushing off invisible dirt from his creased old-guy-pants.

Hamilton stood on shaky legs, walking over to the car. He turned, a safe distance from the group. “This isn't over, Hart. I will prosecute you for this.”

“Grandfathered,” Gramps said in his matter-of-fact way and I heard Jonesy chortle in the background.

Brother, what a mess.

He burned out, gravel kicking up and hitting Gramps' wood fence.

“Isn't he a winner,” Gramps stated.

“Oh Pop, couldn't you have...”

“Been a sissy? No, not on your life, Daughter.”

Mom sighed. “Are you okay, honey?”

Dad clenched his fists. “Yes. The gall of that man to come here, to your dad's place and make those erroneous accusations. Without even a remote basis in fact, it was untenable.”

“From what Caleb tells me, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree with that family,” Gramps commented.

Helen and Bill strolled up. “What a horrible man. How did he get voted into office?” Helen asked.

Oh, shit.

I knew this was a Big Opener for Gramps. So did Mom, who slapped her forehead.

“Well,” Gramps began, “it seems like the flock voted him in, doesn't it?”

Helen looked puzzled. “What flock?”

Don't ask, don't ask. But she was Jonesy's mom, so
of course she asked.