“People.” He paused, knelt, leaned his arms on the railing, held the cup between both hands, and faced the congregation. “This is where you chase the demons that feed your doubts, your anger, your bitterness, and your lack of faith.” Then in almost a whisper, he said, “Every last one.” He stood and wiped his forehead. Except for the choir, you could hear a pin drop.
“Brothers and sisters, a demon's job is to kill you. To beat you to death. To rob you of anything that is not painful. This railing is where you give more than you take. Where you steal back. Where you kill what's killing you. Then, having chased and slain, you return”âPastor John pointed to the pews and folding chairsâ“bloody but unharmed, different but the same, changed but unchanged, moved but unmoved. A living battleground.
“People, we got hurting brothers and sisters here. Every one of us has a closet, and in that closet, we keep and feed our demons. Some's more full than others, but they're all busting at the seams. You all know most of mine. I've told you. What I haven't told you is in my criminal record. That's public. You're welcome to read it.”
I shot a glance at Amanda. Peace bounced off the glisten on her face as she watched her father.
“People,” Pastor John continued, “that space between your pew and this altar, between the red velvet cushion and these splintery timbers. Whether it's twenty feet or a million miles, it's not a question of distance. It's one of position.” He calmly turned, walked to the end of the railing, and waited.
The humming continued. Mr. Smiles put his hand on my shoulder. The people next to Amanda were standing, waiting.
I rose.
I took three steps and knelt. Or rather, fell. If the railing had been much farther, I'm not sure I'd have made it. Amanda knelt next to me. I looked straight forward and followed Amanda's lead, holding out my hands, one clasped beneath the other. The assistant pastor gently placed a small white wafer in my white hand. I took it. If he said anything, I didn't hear it. Amanda did likewise and immediately placed it on her tongue and closed her mouth. I held mine out and looked at it, then placed it on my tongue. It was gritty, but I swallowed. I think my stomach growled, because out of the corner of my eye, I saw Amanda smile.
Silently Pastor John appeared with the cup that he held to my lips. “Dylan, this is Christ's blood, which was shed for you. Take it in remembrance of Him who died on the cross.” He placed the cold silver cup to my lips.
I sipped.
My tongue and throat burned as I forced the liquid into my belly.
Then he moved to Amanda. “Baby, this is Jesus.” He placed his hand on her forehead and prayed quietly.
When I opened my eyes, the railing was empty but for me. I don't know how long I had been there, but when I turned, everyone else was seated and about eight hundred eyes were turned directly at me. I quickly rose and plopped into my seat with an embarrassing thud.
Amanda sat with her eyes closed. Quiet. I hadn't seen Amos until now. Out of the corner of my left eye, I noticed that he was sitting at the end of the row opposite me with his attention focused on Pastor John. His uniform stood out, and his badge glistened in the lights. His belt, and Kimber, were noticeably absent.
At 10:47 P.M. Pastor John said a closing prayer, and as the choir sang, people filed out of their seats. A few headed for the door, but most headed for me. I was the center of several hundred people's attention and hands. After eight or ten minutes, Amos rescued me. He put his arm around me and led me toward the side door.
“Professuh,” he said in his cornfield tone, “how 'bout a burger?”
“No.” I paused. “I'm not hungry.”
“Doc, that's horsepucky.”
“What?” I said, looking at Amos.
“A few minutes ago, back over there, your stomach told me you were starving and needed a fat, juicy, greasy cheeseburger with bacon, extra pickles, and a little of Amos's secret sauce on the side.”
“No . . . ” I fumbled for my keys. “Thanks.” I left Amos standing with three hundred people who had just heard him describe the cheeseburger. I started my truck, noticed a new exhaust leak, bumped the stick into drive, and drove home.
Pulling into the drive, I circled around back, parked on the grass, walked up the back porch, and pulled on the screen door, where the smell of Maggie's house tugged at my loneliness. Unable to face an empty house, I grabbed the blanket off the front porch, walked out into the cornfield, lay down with Blue, and named my demons.
W
HEN
I
WOKE UP, THE SUN WAS JUST BREAKING
the tree line. It was cold, I was shivering, and Pinky was rooting at my feet. Pinky appeared on our doorstep about two years ago. I looked at her and saw three months' worth of breakfast, but Maggs gave me the pointed finger and said, “Dylan Styles, if you shoot that pig, you're on the couch for a month.”
So Pinky ended up in the barn with her own stall and two permanent slots in our daily calendar. Maggs even painted
Pinky
in bright-red letters above the gate. I feed her bulk dog food or kernel corn, sometimes a combination, but she'll eat anything that's not nailed downâand even some stuff that is. When she first appeared, she weighed maybe eighty pounds and needed a bath and a vet. Now she weighs a little over three hundred and expects to be hosed down weekly.
I'll never understand how someone so beautiful and so tender could love something so ugly. But make no mistake, that pig loves her back. Dang thing hates me, craps on my foot every chance she gets, but she just adores my wife. You've never heard such grunting and squealing as when Maggie rubs Pinky's ears and stomach. Pinky rolls and wallows and then rubs up against Maggie's overalls. Maggie doesn't care.
Maggie would squat down in the middle of the stall, and Pinky, holding her curlicue tail high in the air, would nose all the piglets out of the corner and up to Maggie, where she'd rub each one until it squealed with delight. Every now and then, Pinky would stick her nose under Maggs's hand, get a scratch between the ears, and then shove a piglet under Maggie's leg. Thirty minutes later, Maggie would walk out of the barn and smell like a pig all day. One morning last summer it was so bad, I had to hose
her
down. Maggie didn't care. She just laughed. Squealed just like Pinky.
Maggie loved the farm. Everything about it, from the creaking floors to the noisy screen door. The chipped paint, the front porch, Papa's swing, the smell of hay in the barn, the way the cotton bloomed in summer, the short walk through the oaks down to the river, the oak tree spreading across the barn that was bigger around than the hood of my truck, the artesian well and its sulfur water, the corn that waved in rows to the wind that sifted through it.
Maggie probably loved the corn best. Every night when the breeze picked up off the river, she'd disappear to the front porch with hot herbal tea and stand there, watching the waves rise and fall atop the stalks. And on moonlit summer nights when she couldn't sleep or Blue woke her up barking at a deer, she'd grab a blanket, tiptoe to the porch, and sit on the steps as the moonlight streamed through the rows like a prism and lit the sandy soil beneath.
Daybreak would come, and I'd find her asleep against the column at the top step. I'd crack the screen door, Blue would pick his head up off her lap, and without saying a word, Maggie would lift her eyelids, smile, throw off the blanket, and then tear off the front steps with a giggle like a kid let out of church. We'd race through the cornrows all the way to the river, where she'd leap off the bluff and into the deep, black water below. Blue and I followed as if we were trapped in a Mountain Dew commercial.
One of Maggie's favorite foods was creamed corn. After our swim, she'd cut ten or fifteen ears, haul them into the kitchen, rub them over the creamer, and come out looking as though somebody had just shot her with corn puree.
When I was finishing my dissertation, she'd walk in late at night, silently offering a bowl of chocolate ice cream or coffee or whatever I needed to help me continue writing. If she sensed frustration and knew I was about ready to set a match to the whole blasted thing, she'd grab me by the hand, pull me to the porch, set me on the swing, and tell me to breathe deeply and watch the corn roll in waves. Thirty minutes later, she'd put her foot in my back and tell me to get back there and keep writing.
I miss that.
When I raised my head, Pinky stopped rooting, perked her ears, and snorted, showering me in pig snot. With her tail sticking straight up into the air, she ran back to the barn with her Charlie Chaplin gait. I have no idea how she got out in the first place, but I bet the answer will require new lumber.
I lifted myself off the sand and brushed off my face and clothes. They were cold and damp.
In the barn, Pinky huddled her little ones around her, although they weren't all that little anymore, and she made sure to keep me at a good distance. I threw some corn and tried to step closer, but she got her body in between me and them and then crapped on my foot. So I dumped the corn in a pile, hung up my bucket, locked the barn door, and headed for the porch. “Pigs!”
Back in the house, I made myself a pot of coffee and spent thirty minutes studying my classroom seating chart, trying to memorize appearance and characteristics with name. It would only work if the kids sat in the same place each class, but most kids do because people are creatures of habit. Take church, for example. Ever visited a new church and sat in somebody else's pew? Try it sometime. Whoever owns that pew will let you know.
I
HAD BEEN IN MY CLASSROOM ONLY A FEW MINUTES WHEN
Amanda walked in and smiled. Then she took one look at my forearm and raised an eyebrow. “Professor, what happened to your arm?”
I quickly pulled my pushed-up sleeve back down over the scabs and pus on my left forearm, cursing myself for letting it show. “Little run-in with a big pig,” I lied.
She could tell I was covering up more than my arm. “You make sure you let me clean that for you at the hospital. You don't want it infected. I've seen that. And you don't want it.”
Amanda sat down, and I stuffed my hand into my pocket. The midmorning sun was streaming through the magnolia and heating the classroom up pretty good. I had the fans set on “breeze,” but the sun convinced me to crank them over to “hurricane” and really get the air flowing.
Marvin walked in, and I greeted him.
“Morning,” he replied. Apparently not a good one. Under his breath, I heard him mutter, “It's hotter than a snake's butt in a wagon rut in here.”
Russell followed, said “Mornin', Professuh,” sat down, rubbed his eyes, wiped his forehead with a towel, and looked out the window.
Koy slipped in and sat silently in her chair near the back. So far, everyone was true to form.
I walked down the far-right aisle and stood next to an empty desk, just smiling. “Good morning, Sunglasses.”
Koy half smiled, looked over the rim of her glasses, showed me the whites of her eyes, and said with a whisper, “Morning.” Then she ducked her eyes, placed her hand on her forehead, and continued reading.
I counted heads, checked my chart, faced the class, and sat on the top of my desk with my legs dangling off the end. Noticing this as an address posture, everyone quieted and looked at me with suspicion. “Would you please take out a piece of paper andâ”
The class groaned.
“What are you moaning for? I told you there would be a quiz.”
Russell turned to Amanda, who already had paper and pencil on her desk, and said, “Could I have a piece of papuh?” Marvin did likewise. Eugene and Alan had their own.
All my quizzes were ten questions. All of them together, which after a semester could total more than twenty, only counted for 10 percent of the grade, so fretting over one or two scores wasn't worth it. In addition, if a student was present for every quiz, I'd tack on 10 percent to the final grade anyway. None of my students ever knew this, but it worked. The process of knowing they were going to get a quiz, and not wanting to fail another one, had a way of causing people like Marvin to read and at least familiarize themselves with something they might not otherwise bother with.
“Question number one,” I said, as my students leaned over their desks and placed pen to the paper. “What is your name?”
Everybody laughed, and Marvin said, “I always knew I liked you, Professuh.”
“Question number two. Where are you from?”
Marvin smiled and licked his lips. Amanda quickly wrote her answer and looked back at me. Koy wrote without looking up or expression. Russell propped his feet up on the desk next to him.
“Question number three. What is your favorite color?”
Marvin, starting to take me seriously because he was looking at the possibility of acing my quiz, said, “You go, Professuh.”
“Question number four. Why?”
“What?” Marvin's face was suddenly real tense. “Wha' you mean âwhy?'”
Half the class wrote without comment. Marvin waited for my explanation, so I repeated the question. “Why is your favorite color, your favorite color?”
Marvin shook his head. “But there ain't no right answer. How you gonna grade it?”
Russell, Eugene, Alan, B.B., M & M, and Jimbo all waited for my answer. Everybody else wrote furiously.
“Take as long as you need,” I said.
Marvin dropped his head and said beneath his breath, “How do I know why my color is my favorite color? It just is.”
“Question number five.”
Marvin's hand shot up. “Wait, I ain't finished.”
“You can come back to it.” Looking back at the class, I said. “What is your major?”
“Question number six. Why?”
Marvin dropped his pencil and looked at me with disgust. “Come on, Professuh.”