“Don’t move him. Call an ambulance.”
“Was it a cave-in?”
The yammering went on and on. He finally coughed and sat up, to a sudden hush.
“Bones,” he managed to say.
“Bones? Whaddya mean, bones?”
“He’s not making any sense.”
Boxer felt his head begin to clear. He looked around, feeling the hot blood running down his face. “Skulls, bones. Piled up. Dozens of them.”
Then he felt faint and lay down again, in the bright sunlight.
N
ORA
K
ELLY LOOKED OUT FROM THE WINDOW OF HER FOURTH-FLOOR
office over the copper rooftops of the New York Museum of Natural History, past the cupolas and minarets and gargoyle-haunted towers, across the leafy expanse of Central Park. Her eye came to rest at last on the distant buildings along Fifth Avenue: a single wall, unbroken and monolithic, like the bailey of some limitless castle, yellow in the autumn light. The beautiful vista gave her no pleasure.
Almost time for the meeting. She began to check a sudden swell of anger, then reconsidered. She would need that anger. For the last eighteen months, her scientific budget had been frozen. During that time, she had watched the number of museum vice presidents swell from three to twelve, each pulling down two hundred grand. She had watched the Public Relations Department turn from a sleepy little office of genial old ex-newspaper reporters to a suite of young, smartly dressed flacks who knew nothing about archaeology, or science. She had seen the upper echelons at the Museum, once populated by scientists and educators, taken over by lawyers and fund-raisers. Every ninety-degree angle in the Museum had been converted into the corner office of some functionary. All the money went to putting on big fund-raisers that raised more money for yet more fund-raisers, in an endless cycle of onanistic vigor.
And yet, she told herself, it was still
the
New York Museum: the greatest natural history museum in the world. She was lucky to have this job. After the failure of her most recent efforts—the strange archaeological expedition she’d led to Utah, and the abrupt termination of the planned Lloyd Museum—she needed this job to work out. This time, she told herself, she would play it cool, work within the system.
She turned away from the window and glanced around the office. System or no system, there was no way she could complete her research on the Anasazi-Aztec connection without more money. Most importantly, she needed a careful series of accelerator mass spectrometer C-14 dates on the sixty-six organics she had brought back from last summer’s survey of southern Utah. It would cost $18,000, but she had to have those damn dates if she was ever going to complete her work. She would ask for that money now, let the other stuff wait.
It was time. She rose and headed out the door, up a narrow staircase, and into the plush trappings of the Museum’s fifth floor. She paused outside the first vice president’s office to adjust her gray suit. That was what these people understood best: tailored clothing and a smart look. She arranged her face into a pleasantly neutral expression and poked her head in the door.
The secretary had gone out to lunch. Boldly, Nora walked through and paused at the door to the inner office, heart pounding. She
had
to get the money: there was no way she could leave this office without it. She steeled herself, smiled, and knocked. The trick was to be nice but firm.
“Come in,” said a brisk voice.
The corner office beyond was flooded with morning light. First Vice President Roger Brisbane III was sitting behind a gleaming Bauhaus desk. Nora had seen pictures of this space back when it belonged to the mysterious Dr. Frock. Then it had been a real curator’s office, dusty and messy, filled with fossils and books, old Victorian wing chairs, Masai spears, and a stuffed dugong. Now, the place looked like the waiting room of an oral surgeon. The only sign that it might be a museum office was a locked glass case sitting on Brisbane’s desk, inside of which reposed a number of spectacular gemstones—cut and uncut—winking and glimmering in little nests of velvet. Museum scuttlebutt held that Brisbane had intended to be a gemologist, but was forced into law school by a pragmatic father. Nora hoped it was true: at least then he might have some understanding of science.
She tried to make her smile as sincere as possible. Brisbane looked sleek and self-assured. His face was as cool, smooth, and pink as the inside of a conch—exquisitely shaved, patted, groomed, and eau-de-cologned. His wavy brown hair, thick and glossy with health, was worn slightly long.
“Dr. Kelly,” said Brisbane, exposing a rack of perfect orthodontry. “Make yourself at home.”
Nora dropped gingerly into a construction of chrome, leather, and wood that purported to be a chair. It was hideously uncomfortable and squeaked with every movement.
The young VP threw himself back in his chair with a rustle of worsted and put his hands behind his head. His shirtsleeves were rolled back in perfect creases, and the knot of his English silk tie formed an impeccably dimpled triangle.
Was that,
Nora thought,
a bit of makeup on his face, under and around his eyes, hiding a few wrinkles? Good God, it was.
She looked away, realizing she was staring too hard.
“How go things in the rag and bone shop?” Brisbane asked.
“Great. Fine. There’s just one small thing I wanted to talk to you about.”
“Good, good. I needed to talk to you, too.”
“Mr. Brisbane,” Nora began quickly, “I—”
But Brisbane stopped her with a raised hand. “Nora, I know why you’re here. You need money.”
“That’s right.”
Brisbane nodded, sympathetically. “You can’t complete your research with a frozen budget.”
“That’s right,” repeated Nora, surprised but wary. “It was a tremendous coup to get the Murchison Grant to do the Utah Anasazi survey, but there’s no way I can finish the work without a really good series of carbon-14 dates. Good dates are the foundation for everything else.” She tried to keep her voice pleasantly obedient, as if eager to play the ingenue.
Brisbane nodded again, his eyes half closed, swiveling slightly in his chair. Despite herself, Nora began to feel encouraged. She hadn’t expected as sympathetic a reaction. It seemed to be working.
“How much are we talking about?” Brisbane asked.
“With eighteen thousand dollars, I could get all sixty-six samples dated at the University of Michigan, which has the best mass spectrometer laboratory for carbon-14 dating in the world.”
“Eighteen thousand dollars. Sixty-six samples.”
“That’s right. I’m not asking for a permanent budget increase, just a one-time grant.”
“Eighteen thousand dollars,” Brisbane repeated slowly as if considering. “When you really think about it, Dr. Kelly, it doesn’t seem like much, does it?”
“No.”
“It’s very little money, actually.”
“Not compared to the scientific results it would bring.”
“Eighteen thousand. What a coincidence.”
“Coincidence?” Nora suddenly felt uneasy.
“It just happens to be exactly what you are going to need to cut
out
of your budget next year.”
“You’re
cutting
my budget?”
Brisbane nodded. “Ten percent cuts across the board. All scientific departments.”
Nora felt herself begin to tremble, and she gripped the chrome arms of the chair. She was about to say something, but, remembering her vow, turned it into a swallow.
“The cost of the new dinosaur halls turned out to be more than anticipated. That’s why I was glad to hear you say it wasn’t much money.” Nora found her breath, modulated her voice. “Mr. Brisbane, I can’t complete the survey with a cut like that.”
“You’re going to
have
to. Scientific research is only a small part of the Museum, Dr. Kelly. We’ve an obligation to put on exhibitions, build new halls, and entertain the public.”
Nora spoke hotly. “But basic scientific research is the lifeblood of this Museum. Without science, all this is just empty show.”
Brisbane rose from his chair, strolled around his desk, and stood before the glass case. He punched a keypad, inserted a key. “Have you ever seen the Tev Mirabi emerald?”
“The what?”
Brisbane opened the case and stretched a slender hand toward a cabochon emerald the size of a robin’s egg. He plucked it from its velvet cradle and held it up between thumb and forefinger. “The Tev Mirabi emerald. It’s flawless. As a gemologist by avocation, I can tell you that emeralds of this size are
never
flawless. Except this one.”
He placed it before his eye, which popped into housefly-like magnification. He blinked once, then lowered the gem.
“Take a look.”
Nora again forced herself to swallow a rejoinder. She took the emerald.
“Careful. You wouldn’t want to drop it. Emeralds are brittle.”
Nora held it gingerly, turned it in her fingers.
“Go ahead. The world looks different through an emerald.”
She peered into its depths and saw a distorted world peering back, in which moved a bloated creature like a green jellyfish: Brisbane.
“Very interesting. But Mr. Brisbane—”
“Flawless.”
“No doubt. But we were talking about something else.”
“What do you think it’s worth? A million? Five? Ten? It’s unique. If we sold it, all our money worries would be over.” He chuckled, then placed it to his own eye again. The eye swiveled about behind the emerald, black, magnified, wet-looking. “But we can’t, of course.”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t get your point.”
Brisbane smiled thinly. “You and the rest of the scientific staff. You all forget one thing: it
is
about show. Take this emerald. Scientifically, there’s nothing in it that you couldn’t find in an emerald a hundredth its size. But people don’t want to see
any
old emerald: they want to see the
biggest
emerald.
Show,
Dr. Kelly, is the lifeblood of this Museum. How long do you think your precious scientific research would last if people stopped coming, stopped being interested, stopped giving money? You need
collections:
dazzling exhibitions, colossal meteorites, dinosaurs, planetariums, gold, dodo birds, and giant emeralds to keep people’s attention. Your work just doesn’t fall into that category.”
“But my work
is
interesting.”
Brisbane spread his hands. “My dear, everyone here thinks their research is the most interesting.”
It was the “my dear” that did it. Nora rose from her chair, white-lipped with anger. “I shouldn’t have to sit here justifying my work to you. The Utah survey will establish exactly when the Aztec influence came into the Southwest and transformed Anasazi culture. It will tell us—”
“If you were digging up dinosaurs, it would be different. That’s where the action is. And it happens that’s also where the
money
is. The fact is, Dr. Kelly, nobody seems terribly concerned with your little piles of potsherds except yourself.”
“The fact is,” said Nora hotly, “that you’re a miscarried scientist yourself. You’re only playing at being a bureaucrat, and, frankly, you’re overdoing the role.”
As soon as Nora spoke she realized she had said too much. Brisbane’s face seemed to freeze for a moment. Then he recovered, gave her a cool smile, and twitched his handkerchief out of his breast pocket. He began polishing the emerald, slowly and repetitively. Then he placed it back in the case, locked it, and then began polishing the case itself, first the top and then the sides, with deliberation. Finally he spoke.
“Do not excite yourself. It hardens the arteries and is altogether bad for your health.”
“I didn’t mean to say that, and I’m sorry, but I won’t stand for these cuts.”
Brisbane spoke pleasantly. “I’ve said what I have to say. For those curators who are unable or unwilling to find the cuts, there’s no problem—I will be happy to find the cuts for them.” When he said this, he did not smile.
Nora closed the door to the outer office and stood in the hallway, her mind in turmoil. She had sworn to herself not to leave without the extra money, and here she was, worse off than before she went in. Should she go to Collopy, the Museum’s director? But he was severe and unapproachable, and that would surely piss off Brisbane. She’d already shot her mouth off once. Going over Brisbane’s head might get her fired. And whatever else she did, she
couldn’t
lose this job. If that happened, she might as well find another line of work. Maybe she could find the money somewhere else, rustle up another grant somewhere. And there was another budget review in six months. One could always hope…
Slowly, she descended the staircase to the fourth floor. In the corridor she paused, surprised to see the door to her office wide open. She looked inside. In the place she had been standing not fifteen minutes before, a very odd-looking man was now framed by the window, leafing through a monograph. He was wearing a dead black suit, severely cut, giving him a distinctly funereal air. His skin was very pale, whiter than she had ever seen on a living body. His blond hair, too, was almost white, and he turned the pages of the monograph with astonishingly long, slender, ivory fingers.
“Excuse me, but what are you doing in my office?” Nora asked.
“Interesting,” the man murmured, turning.
“I’m sorry?”
He held up a monograph,
The Geochronology of Sandia Cave.
“Odd that only whole Folsom points were found above the Sandia level. Highly suggestive, don’t you think?” He spoke with a soft, upper-class southern accent that flowed like honey.
Nora felt her surprise turning to anger at this casual invasion of her office.
He moved toward a bookcase, slid the monograph back into its place on the shelf, and began perusing the other volumes, his finger tapping the spines with small, precise movements. “Ah,” he said, slipping out another monograph. “I see the Monte Verde results have been challenged.”
Nora stepped forward, jerked the monograph out of his hand, and shoved it back onto the shelf. “I’m busy at the moment. If you want an appointment, you can call. Please close the door on your way out.” She turned her back, waiting for him to leave.
Ten percent.
She shook her head in weary disbelief. How could she possibly manage it?