Read The Book of Taltos Online
Authors: Steven Brust
No, I was best off with a sword thrust; I could be certain what was going on. That meant I’d have to get close up behind him, or come on him unexpectedly. I drew my dagger from my belt and studied it. It was a knife-fighter’s weapon; well made, heavy, with a reasonably good point and an edge that had been sharpened at about eight degrees. A chopping, slicing weapon that would work well against the back of a neck. My rapier was mostly point, suitable for coming up under the chin, and thus into the brain. Either would work.
I put the knife away again, squeezed my hands into fists, and paced a little more.
“Got something, boss?”
“I think so. Give me a minute to think about it.”
“Okay.”
And, a little later,
“All right, Loiosh, we’re going to make this idiot-simple. Here’s what I’ll want you to do
. . .”
T
HERE WERE TIMES WHEN
we were howling maniacs, times when we were hysterical with laughter.
Keep walking.
We were dying of hunger or thirst, with food or drink just to the side, off the path.
Keep walking.
Chasms opened before us, and the monsters of our nightmares bedeviled us, our friends turned against us, our enemies laughed in our faces. I guess I shouldn’t speak for Morrolan, but the strained look of his back, the set of his jaw, and the paleness of his features spoke volumes.
Keep walking. If you stop, you’ll never get out of it. If you leave the path you’ll become lost. Walk into the wind, through the snowstorm, into the landslide. Keep walking.
Paths crisscrossing, Morrolan choosing, gritting our teeth and going on. Hours? Minutes? Years? I dunno. And this despite the fact that anytime we took a right-hand path we were safe from the purely physical attacks. Once
we were attacked by a phanton sjo-bear. I have a clear memory of it taking a swipe through my head and being amazed that I didn’t feel it, but I still don’t know if that was the product of a right-hand or a left-hand choice.
Frankly, I don’t see how dead people manage it.
There came a point when we had to stop and rest and we did, taking food and drink, directly before another grey stone. I’d given up asking stupid questions. For one thing, I knew Morrolan wouldn’t answer, and for another, I had the feeling that the next time he shrugged I was going to put a knife in his back. I suppose by that time he was feeling equally fond of me.
After a rest, then, we stood up again and Morrolan chose a left-hand path. I gritted my teeth.
“You holding up all right, Loiosh?”
“Just barely, boss. You?”
“About the same. I wish I knew how long this was going to go on. Or maybe I’m glad I don’t.”
“Yeah.”
But, subjectively speaking, it wasn’t long after that when the path before us suddenly widened. Morrolan stopped, looked up at me, and a faint smile lightened his features. He strode forward with renewed energy, and soon the trees were swallowed in mist, which cleared to reveal a high stone arch with a massive dragon’s head carved into it. Our path led directly under the arch.
As we walked through it, Morrolan said, “The land of the dead.”
I said, “I thought that’s where we’ve been all along.”
“No. That was the outlying area. Now things are likely to get strange.”
I squeezed my right hand into a fist and slowly began to bring it toward my left. There was a resistance against my right hand that wasn’t physical. It was as if I knew what I had to do, and wanted to do it, yet actually making the motion required fighting an incredible lassitude. I understood it—it was the resistance of the universe to being abused in this fashion—but that was of little help. Slowly, however, there was motion. I’d bring my hands together, and then the break would come, and I’d commit everything to it.
Failure was now, in a sense, impossible. My only options were success, or else madness and death.
My right fist touched my left hand.
A
D
RAGAERAN WAS APPROACHING
us at a nice, leisurely pace. His colors, black and silver, spoke of the House of the Dragon. He wore some sort of monster sword over his back. While we waited for him, I looked up at the sky, wondering whether it would be the typical orange-red overcast of the Dragaeran Empire. No, there wasn’t any sky. A dull, uniform grey, with no break at all. Trying to figure out how high it was and what it was made me dizzy and queasy, so I stopped.
When the new arrival got close enough for me to see his face, his expression seemed not unpleasant. I don’t think it could actually be friendly even if he wanted—not with a forehead that flat and lips as thin as paper. He came closer and I saw that he was breathing, and I couldn’t decide whether to be surprised or not.
Then he stopped and his brow furrowed. He looked at me and said, “You’re an Easterner.” Then his gaze traveled to Morrolan and his eyes widened. “And you’re living.”
I said, “How can you tell?”
Morrolan snapped, “Shut up, Vlad.” Then he inclined his head to the Dragonlord, saying, “We’re on an errand.”
“The living do not come here.”
Morrolan said, “Zerika.”
The Dragaeran’s mouth twitched. “A Phoenix,” he said. “And a special case.”
“Nevertheless, we’re here.”
“You may have to bring your case to the Lords of Judgment.”
“That,” said Morrolan, “is what we came to do.”
“And you will be required to prove yourselves.”
“Of course,” said Morrolan.
“Say what?” said I.
He turned a sneer toward me. “You will be required to face and defeat champions of—”
“This has got to be a joke,” I said.
“Shut up, Vlad,” said Morrolan.
I shook my head. “Why? Can you give me one good reason for making us fight our way to the Lords of Judgment, just so they can destroy us for being here?”
The stranger said, “We are of the House of the Dragon. We fight because we enjoy it.” He gave me a nasty smile, turned, and walked away.
Morrolan and I looked at each other. He shrugged and I almost belted him. We looked around again, and we were surrounded by Dragonlords. I counted twelve of them. One of them took a step forward and said, “E’Baritt,” and drew her sword.
Morrolan said, “E’Drien,” and drew his. They saluted.
I backed away a step and said, “Are you sure we can touch them, and they us?”
“Yes,” said Morrolan as he faced his opponent. “It wouldn’t be fair otherwise.”
“Oh. Of course. How silly of me.”
They came within a few steps of each other, and Morrolan’s opponent looked at the sword and licked her lips nervously.
“Don’t worry,” said Morrolan. “It does what I tell it to.”
The other nodded and took a sort of guard position, her left hand in front holding the dagger. Morrolan drew a dagger and matched her. He struck first with his sword, and she blocked it. She tried to strike with her dagger for his stomach, but he slipped around the blow and, pushing her off balance with his sword, struck her soundly in the chest with his dagger.
She bled. Morrolan stepped back and saluted.
After a moment I said to Morrolan, “Am I next, or are you doing all of
them?”
One of the waiting Dragonlords said, “You’re next, whiskers,” as he stepped out, drew his sword, and faced me.
“Fine,” I said, whipped out a throwing knife from my cloak, and threw it into his throat.
“Vlad!” called Morrolan.
“I’ve covered mine,” I said, watching the guy writhe on the ground about six feet from Morrolan’s victim. There came the sound of blades being drawn. Loiosh took off toward someone as I drew my rapier. It occurred to me that I might have committed some sort of social blunder.
Morrolan cursed and I heard the sound of steel on steel. Then there were two of them right in front of me. I feinted cuts toward their eyes,
flick flick,
spun to get a look at what was behind me, spun back, and threw three shuriken into the nearest stomach. Another Dragonlord almost took my head off, but then I sliced up his right arm bad enough that he couldn’t hold his sword. He actually threatened me briefly with his dagger after that, which threat ended when my point took him cleanly through the chest, and that was it for the other one.
I had another throwing knife in my left hand by then, this one taken from the back of my collar. I used it to slow down the one nearest me, then charged
another and veered off into a feint just outside of his sword range. His attack missed, then Loiosh flew into his face, then I cut open his chest and throat with my rapier.
I caught a glimpse of something moving, so I took a step to the side and lunged at it, then wondered if I were about to skewer Morrolan. But no, I skewered someone else instead, and was past him before he hit the ground. I got a glimpse of Morrolan fighting like a madman, then Loiosh screamed into my mind and I ducked and rolled as a sword passed over my head.
I came up, faced my enemy, feinted twice, then cut open her throat. Morrolan was dueling with a pair of them, and I thought about helping him, but then someone else was coming at me, and I don’t remember how I dispatched him but I must have because I wasn’t hurt.
I looked around for more targets but there weren’t any; just the injured dead and the dead dead, so to speak. I wondered what happened to those who died here when they were already dead, as well as those who died here when they were alive.
Morrolan was glaring at me. I ignored him. I cleaned my rapier and sheathed it, trying to recover my breath. Loiosh returned to my shoulder, and I picked up my own belligerence reflected in his mind. Morrolan started to say something and I said, “Drop dead, asshole. You may think this multiple duel business is some sort of cute game, but I don’t care to be tested. They wanted to kill me. They didn’t manage. That’s the end of it.”
His face went white and he took a step toward me. “You never learn, do you?” He raised his sword until it was pointed at me.
I held my hand out. “Killing a man who isn’t even holding a weapon? That would hardly be honorable, would it?”
He glared at me a moment longer, then spat on the ground. “Let’s go,” he said.
I left my various weapons in whatever bodies they happened to have taken up residence and followed him farther into the land of the dead.
I hoped the rest of the dead we met would be more peaceful.
T
HERE ARE TIMES
, I guess, when you have to trust somebody. I would have chosen Kiera, but I didn’t know where she was. So I gave Kragar some
money and had him purchase, discreetly, a stiletto with a seven-inch blade. It took him an afternoon, and he didn’t ask any questions.
I tested the balance and decided I liked it. I spent an hour in my flat sharpening the point. I shouldn’t have taken an hour, but I was used to sharpening edges for vegetables or meat, not sharpening points for bodies. It’s a different skill. After sharpening it, I decided to put a coat of dull black paint on the blade and, after some thought, on the hilt, too. I left the actual edge of the blade unpainted.
When I was done it was already evening. I went back to Gruff’s and positioned Loiosh in the window of the place. I took up a position around the corner and waited.