The Best American Sports Writing 2014 (34 page)

The shark part with Venus? Well, Serena's a girl who, by her own admission, cheated her sister at line calls when they were young and once cut off another sister's braids. There's a bit of the bad seed in her, and Venus is a sweetheart. Venus would never toss a shark at her, but Serena might feel like she deserves it.

Just as Serena finishes dream therapy, Richard arrives on the court. Despite having recently fathered a son, Richard, 71, walks with a stoop and has the permanently bewildered smile of an elderly man. He spends the first 20 minutes of Serena's practice watching the lawn mowers outside the court cut their swaths. He wanders over and says hello with a question.

“Do you play tennis?”

“No.”

Richard looks sorrowfully at me and pats me on the shoulder. He spends the next half-hour shagging balls for his daughter. Every once in a while, I track a ball down, and he shouts, “Thank you very much, sir! Kind of you!”

Today, Mouratoglou is trying to get Serena to plant her feet a centimeter closer together. Serena isn't buying it.

“It just doesn't feel right.”

Mouratoglou gently pushes Serena while she's in her stance. She almost topples over.

“See?”

Serena gives him a secret smile.

“I'm not saying you're not right—I'm saying it doesn't feel right.”

Eventually, Serena moves on to her serve. Power is the dominant part of the game, which is sort of like saying speeches are the dominant part of Obama's game. She simply hits the ball harder than any woman who has ever played the game.

Most women on the tour serve in the 95-mile-per-hour zone; Serena's serve breaks well into triple digits. Her power just obliterates opponents. In May, at Roland Garros, Serena played Caroline Garcia, a waifish French player, in the second round. Most of their points went like this: Serena crushing a 100-mile-per-hour serve, Garcia weakly returning, Serena slamming a ground stroke, Garcia popping it up, and Serena then driving the ball down her gullet. Once, Serena thundered toward the net—and Garcia, understandably, looked terrified. When Serena changed up and dinked a return barely over the net, it didn't seem quite fair. Garcia's thin shoulders sagged. If this were MMA, she would have just tapped out.

Serena's power is key because she isn't the most nimble player. “I'm a total klutz,” she says. “I fall over for no reason. I have a scar on my face because I fell off a bike.”

Her klutziness is a bit of an old cliché. Under Mouratoglou's tutelage, Serena's footwork has vastly improved, and she's getting to balls she could never have reached a decade ago. Still, she ends most points before her opponent can trip her up. Serena starts serving, and the balls sound like they are exploding as they whiz over the net and then bounce off the lines. She tugs at her ankle occasionally, checking on it like a mother making sure her baby hasn't kicked off her blankets. Richard watches and smiles. “Good, that's good.”

Now it's time for Bajin, a funny Serb, to bang some serves at Serena. But she wants to make it interesting.

“If you can't get an ace in five tries, then you have to kiss Jackie, with tongue.”

“No way,” Bajin protests. “You know what that dog licks? Other dogs' butts.”

Serena grins.

Bajin and Serena have a classic Serena relationship. Bajin joked two years ago that he was going to go work with a more easygoing contender, and Serena gave him the silent treatment. But when she washed out in the first round of last year's French Open, it was Bajin's shoulder she cried on. They are like an old married couple who no longer argue about who wears the shorts in the family.

Bajin chokes on the first four serves—they're not even close. Serena cackles.

“Get ready to make out!”

Bajin takes a breath and hits a borderline ace. Serena momentarily howls in protest but gives in.

“Okay, but I still want you to kiss Jackie.”

Bajin shakes his head and gets the hell off the court.

Serena piles into my car for the half-mile drive to the gym. I ask her if she hates training, and she shoots me a “What do you think?” look.

“When I stop playing, it's not going to be because I'm sick of playing,” she says. “It's going to be because I'm sick of practicing.”

 

The phone rings. It's Venus.

If they weren't actually sisters, the two could make a perfect CBS sitcom,
Two Rich Girls.
Venus is slim and elegant—Serena wears a “Don't sass me” look. Venus plays with grace and little emotion—Serena is all grunts and glares. While Venus dated a golfer named Hank, Serena was with Ratner, a middle-aged Hollywood
enfant terrible.
Serena drives a Rolls-Royce, and Venus shyly replied to a question about her cars with, “Uh, I get rides.”

But whatever their differences, they share a sisterly alliance of Venus and Serena versus the universe. It was Venus who made Serena go to the hospital in 2011 when her leg swelled up because of a pulmonary embolism. Now it is Serena who consoles Venus through Sjögren's syndrome, an autoimmune disease that threatens the elder Williams's career.

They talk at this time every day. After chattering about their dad, they move on to gossip. As usual, Serena does most of the talking.

“There are people who live, breathe, and dress tennis. I mean, seriously, give it a rest.” Serena exits the car and the conversation moves on to a top-five player who is now in love. “She begins every interview with ‘I'm so happy. I'm so lucky'—it's so boring,” says Serena in a loud voice. “She's still not going to be invited to the cool parties. And, hey, if she wants to be with the guy with a black heart, go for it.” (An educated guess is she's talking about Sharapova, who is now dating Grigor Dimitrov, one of Serena's rumored exes.)

This is sort of how Serena rolls. There's Serena and then the rest of the tennis world. She likes to say, “Good match, girl,” and condescendingly pat her vanquished rival on the shoulder after a match. Virginie Razzano, who upset Serena at the French Open last year, said that she has encountered Serena twice since and got the Serena death glare both times.

“I'm there to do a job, not to make friends,” says Serena, before hastily adding, “but I'm not there to make enemies.”

Serena clicks off the phone and drags herself into the gym.

Did you ever want to have one thing in common with a world champion? Now you can! Nobody dreads the gym like Serena. She plugs in her iPod and lets a trainer manipulate her legs without making eye contact. She lifts light weights with her left hand while texting with her right. The most painful part comes when she has to run intervals on a treadmill. Her trainer tries to talk her through them, forcing her to remove her earbuds, an impossibly annoying imposition to Serena.

“Are we done?” asks Serena.

“Two more,” says the trainer.

“One more.”

“Okay.”

Serena climbs off sweaty and relieved, a kid whose calculus class ends early for a fire drill. We head back to the house.

“Okay, shower and then nails!” Her whole demeanor changes; the face lightens up. “Finally, something I've been looking forward to.”

 

Serena Williams toggles between global sports icon, international financial concern, and misunderstood little girl in less time than most of her rallies with Sharapova. I drive her to the manicurist, and she asks me whom else I've written about. I mention a comedian or two. She sighs.

“Can you believe I've never been asked to host
Saturday Night Live?
” she says. “And I'm funny. Ask my friends.”

We get off I-95, and I stupidly turn into oncoming traffic, nearly killing a tennis legend. Serena doesn't shout, “Watch out!” Instead, I hear,
“Attention, attention!”

I apologize, and Serena lets out an embarrassed giggle. “I've been spending too much time in Paris. I can't believe I just said that.”

In addition to the Florida home, Serena has a place in LA, but over the past 18 months she's spent much of her time in Paris. (She won't cop to a relationship with her coach, but the paparazzi have caught them arm in arm.) “I lost in the first round in the French Open last year, and I just decided to stay.” I asked her if it was because of the defeat. She laughed a little sadly. “No, I had a bad breakup, and I just didn't want to be in the same country as the guy.”

We turn onto a street lined with strip malls. Serena bangs her hand on the dashboard. “Look, that place has a happy hour! I've never been to one.” Serena was raised a Jehovah's Witness, but I tell her that she's not really missing anything. She isn't convinced. “Maybe, but I'd like to go. Just one happy hour.”

We pull into the parking lot with the nail salon, but Serena hasn't eaten lunch yet, so we pop into a Panera. Serena looks at the displays and then turns to me.

“Can I ask you a real question?”

She points to some pastries.

“See that cinnamon roll? Why do you think that calls to me?”

“Because cinnamon rolls are delicious?”

I tell her that to cut down on my french-fries intake from room service I throw them in my toilet. She jumps with glee. “Me too! Well, I just have them empty the minibar before I get there.”

Sure, Serena has been accused of being, uh, slightly self-centered, but she's done heaps of good as a role model for the non-Sharapovas of the world.

“I had to get comfortable with knowing that one of my weaknesses was my weight,” says Serena, eating a sandwich with no cinnamon-bun chaser. “Especially growing up with Venus, who's so tall and slim and model-like, and me, I'm thick and hips and everything.” A teenager comes over for a picture with her, and Serena poses and then continues. “I used to feel like I wanted to be her. I wanted to be thin, but it wasn't me, so I had to learn that I'm going to have larger boobs. I'm going to be bigger, and just enjoy that. So I think it's good for a lot of other girls who are curvy or more bodacious to be confident in themselves.”

We walk over to the salon and Serena slips off her sandals, displaying toes marked and torn from a quarter-century of tennis. She's assigned a Korean manicurist who recognizes Serena and then gets nervous. There's some miscommunication about what shade to use, and the manager comes over.

“Do you want to work with someone with better English?”

Serena shakes her head.

“Absolutely not. We're fine.”

I wait until Serena is in a trancelike state before asking her about her anger issues. In the recent documentary
Venus and Serena
, Serena listed her different personas: Summer, the one who writes thank-you notes; Psycho Serena, the tennis player; and Taquanda, whom Serena describes simply as “not a Christian.” It was Taquanda, according to Serena's mom, who threw the tantrum at the U.S. Open in 2009. “Taquanda got loose,” Oracene says.

Serena happily cops to the multiple personalities. After she struggled in an early match at the Sony Open, a reporter asked her what she was saying to herself on the court. Serena just laughed.

“When I'm down, I talk to myself a lot. I look crazy because I'm constantly having an argument with myself. We're going back and forth and then I tell her she sucks and she tells me to shut up. Then we get along.”

There's been an uneasy truce between the many faces of Serena for two years. Serena followed her 2009 U.S. Open outburst with another one in 2011, when she accused a chair judge of being “the one who screwed me last time.” (She wasn't.) Serena knows she doesn't play best out-of-control angry and talks frankly about what it has cost her. When we met, she had won the French Open only once, and she blamed near misses on her psyche.

“I've choked a lot there,” she says. “I should have won a few years ago. Just not playing well when the pressure is on. I just get too far ahead of myself, and I crumble.”

But Serena's renaissance during the past two years correlates roughly with the taming of Taquanda, her blood-clot scare, and working with Mouratoglou.

“The funny thing, at first with him, I was struggling—all my matches going to three sets,” says Serena, admiring a hot-pink shade of nail. “And he came to me and said, ‘Bring that angry Serena out. I want you relaxed, but I want you to be good angry.' A little bit of me does need a little anger.”

We watch the news for a while, and the infamous Steubenville rape case flashes on the TV—two high school football players raped a drunk 16-year-old, while other students watched and texted details of the crime. Serena just shakes her head. “Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don't know. I'm not blaming the girl, but if you're a 16-year-old and you're drunk like that, your parents should teach you: don't take drinks from other people. She's 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn't remember? It could have been much worse. She's lucky. Obviously, I don't know, maybe she wasn't a virgin, but she shouldn't have put herself in that position, unless they slipped her something, then that's different.”

Serena's Hannity-like take on the case isn't her only rightward lean. She is baffled by the tax rate in France. “Seventy-five percent doesn't seem legal. Nobody does anything because the government pays you to be broke. So why work?”

Agree or disagree, Serena's no-safety-net political philosophy is rooted in her Compton childhood, one where there wasn't a lot of money and where gun violence claimed her older sister Yetunde in 2003. Today, Serena mother-hens every expenditure. “I'm an athlete and I'm black, and a lot of black athletes go broke. I do not want to become a statistic, so maybe I overcompensate. But I'm paranoid. Oprah told me a long time ago, ‘You sign every check. Never let anyone sign any checks.'”

All the talk of finances and self-reliance is a bit of a stand-in for the ghost in the room: How long can Serena Williams keep playing at this level? And is there an exit strategy? She recently had an internal dialogue with herself, and it didn't go well. She props up her foot so the beautician can get a better handle on her cuticles.