Read The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole Online
Authors: John Mortimer
Wetherby said nothing, so she locked the sitting-room door, which made him a prisoner, until the police arrived an hour later. He was then arrested and a police doctor examined Ludmilla's body.
Noakes ended by asking the witness to describe Ludmilla's character.
âI know people don't approve of what she did for a living, but she was a sweet girl, always cheerful
and always kind to me. She never deserved what he did to her.'
This produced looks of sympathy and concern from the jury, so I knew that when I got up to cross-examine her I would be about as popular as a drunk interrupting a church service with an obscene joke. All the same, I had to challenge the witness.
âMiss McKinnan,' I tried to start in a friendly fashion, âyou have suggested that my client strangled Ludmilla.'
âI know he did.'
âAnd, having strangled her, he called you in to see what he had done.'
âHe called out to me. Yes.'
âWhen what he could have done was to walk out of the flat and get clear away before you had discovered the body. Isn't that what you'd have done if you'd committed a murder?'
âMr Rumpole!' Mr Justice Barnes interrupted for the first, but certainly not the last, time. âThis witness can't be asked what she would do if she had committed a murder. Her evidence is confined to what she saw.'
âAnd what she saw was apparently a murderer
who called attention to his crime and stayed to get arrested.'
âThat is a comment you may make at the appropriate time. At the moment would you confine yourself to dealing with this lady's evidence!'
âVery well, My Lord.' I used the retort courteous, not wishing the jury to find me a difficult customer.
And then I asked her, âHad you ever seen my client, Graham Wetherby, before that fatal afternoon?'
âNever at all. But I saw enough of him then.'
âSo you had no reason to think he'd had any sort of quarrel with Ludmilla?'
âNo.'
âThank you for telling us that. So, within five minutes of meeting a total stranger, he decided to strangle her?'
âSadly, our legal history is full, members of the jury,' Barnes decided to tell them, âof murderers who have killed prostitutes without any apparent reason. It might be done from some perverted idea of ridding the world of such women.'
âYou may choose to disregard His Lordship's reference to Jack the Ripper,' I told the jury. âI'm afraid we have here a case of premature
adjudication.' It was a telling phrase that I had used a few times before, and I was pleased to see that it raised smiles from at least three members of the jury.
âManual strangulation might be a perverted part of the sex act, members of the jury,' Barnes suggested.
âHe'd hardly been in her room for more than a minute or two,' I reasoned. âNot enough time to get his trousers off, let alone have a fatal spasm of lust.'
This succeeded in silencing Barnes for a short while. So I turned my attention back to the witness.
âLet me ask you about Ludmilla. Did you know that she was imported from Russia in a crate on the back of a lorry?'
âI think she tried to tell me something like that. She couldn't speak much English.'
âWas she brought to your address in a people carrier from somewhere near Canary Wharf?'
âI don't know anything about that.'
âThere, Mr Rumpole,' Barnes said with some pleasure, âyou've had your answer.'
âBut you know there is an organization bringing in prostitutes from abroad, and Ludmilla was one of them?'
âI knew nothing about that.'
âOnce again you have your answer,' the demented camel on the bench interrupted.
I gave the jury what I hoped was a look of hopeless resignation at an impossible judge, and then I got on to what I had decided was the most important part of the evidence.
âDo you remember a journalist called Lars Bergman?'
âI don't know that name.' It was the first time the witness had handed me an opening.
âBut you remember a journalist coming to your address? He wanted Ludmilla to tell him the story of how she got to England, and her relationship with the group that brought her here.'
The witness had to agree reluctantly that she did remember the journalist.
âHe might have said something like that.'
âDid Ludmilla agree to cooperate with him?'
âHe said she had. He'd offered her a lot of money for her story.'
âI'm sure he did. But the organization didn't want the story told, did they?'
âMr Rumpole,' Barnes weighed in again. âI wonder what exactly this organization is?'
âThen wonder on, My Lord, till truth make all
things plain.' I did my best to silence him with a quotation, then turned back to the witness. âThe organization that brought Ludmilla here didn't want their story told, did they? And very soon afterwards her throat was wrung, so she could tell no more tales!'
âMr Rumpole, who are you suggesting did this terrible deed?'
âSomeone, My Lord, who had a far better motive for killing her than my unfortunate client. Someone who was afraid she'd tell the whole story. Someone killed her and made sure that her death would be blamed on the next available client. You knew that, Miss McKinnan, didn't you?'
There was a silence then. The witness, a middle-aged woman who might have been a hospital nurse, was looking round the court as if in the hope of finding some reasonable way of escape. She needn't have bothered. Barnes, of course, came to her rescue.
âIt is my duty to remind you that you are not bound to answer any question which might incriminate you. Do you wish to answer Mr Rumpole's question?'
âIt's an impertinence!' the witness said with obvious relief.
âI'm sure we would all agree with that,' Barnes couldn't resist saying. âDo you intend to answer?'
âCertainly not.'
âThere, Mr Rumpole.' Barnes gave me a mirthless smile. âYou've done your best!'
âMy best, or my worst? I'll let the jury decide. I have no more questions.'
So I sat down, not altogether displeased with my cross-examination.
âThat woman was lying!' That was my client's comment when I met him in the cells at lunchtime.
âNot at all. I made her tell the truth. It was very helpful.'
âAnd that judge! He's got no respect for you, Mr Rumpole.'
âThe feeling is entirely mutual,' I assured him.
âMaybe he'll respect you a bit more when the QC comes through.'
âI don't expect so.'
âWhy not?'
âI'm afraid the judge is out for a conviction. I'll have to disappoint him.'
As I left the cell my client slapped his forehead and said, âBefore I forget, Mr Rumpole. Helsing.'
âWhat do you mean exactly?'
âYou asked me if I remembered the name. It came to me after you'd gone. It was a small firm of estate agents. We used them for accommodation when I was with human resources at the Home Office.'
âThank you for that.' I was genuinely grateful but I tried not to sound too over-optimistic, even though I was beginning to feel that we might be in the clear. But there was still a lot to do and I had yet to cross-examine the police doctor.
âDr Plater, you first saw the body of Ludmilla Ravenskaya when you arrived at about two-thirty. What did you find?'
âThat death had been due to manual strangulation.'
âI think we're all agreed about that. What else did you notice?'
The doctor was a middle-aged man with a high forehead and a nervous smile. âI'm not quite sure what you're referring to.'
âWell, for instance, were there signs of rigor mortis?'
âI did notice some stiffening of the joints, yes.'
â
Some
stiffening? Are you telling us that the stiffening was quite far advanced?'
âI thought it was. But I'd been told the time of death was only an hour before. So I felt I'd been mistaken.'
âAnd what if you weren't mistaken?'
âI'm not quite sure what you meanâ¦'
âNeither am I, Mr Rumpole. You could put it more clearly to the doctor.' Mr Justice Barnes added his pennyworth.
âI mean that would have meant death two or three hours before your examination of the body.'
âPut like that, I suppose it's possible.'
âDid you notice anything about the girl's eyes?'
âDid I notice what about the eyes?'
âDid you notice, for example, black spots in her eyes?'
âSomeone had shut her eyes. I opened them.'
âAnd were there black spots?'
âSomething like that. Yes,' the doctor admitted reluctantly.
âAnd that would indicate death some three hours previously?'
âThat is usually so, yes.'
âAll you saw of that girl's body would indicate a death much longer before your examination than one hour?'
âIn the usual course of events, yes.'
âIn the usual course of events,' I repeated his answer to the jury.
Barnes told me not to attempt to make a speech until later. I didn't think the jury welcomed this intervention.
âI wasn't asked to consider the time of death.' The doctor looked apologetic.
âWell, you've been asked to consider it here and you have been extremely helpful. Thank you.'
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I have left out many of the details in Wetherby. Statements of the accused had been produced, all of which protested his innocence.
The next day brought us Detective Inspector Belfrage, a large, avuncular figure. My job was to get him to be as helpful as possible without launching an all-out attack. A cosy chat between old friends was what I was aiming for.
âSo, Detective Inspector Belfrage,' I started off, âyou have a long experience of cases of this sort, isn't that so?'
âI certainly have. And you've knocked around the criminal courts for a fairly long stretch as well.'
This brought a titter from the jury box, which was immediately silenced by the intervention of the gloomy Barnes.
âMr Rumpole,' he said, âthis is a very serious case, so please make sure it proceeds in a serious manner.'
âOf course, My Lord. Nothing could be more serious than the wrongful conviction of an innocent man.' Then I turned to the inspector. âI imagine you have traced the course of Ludmilla's life from the time of her arrival in England to her death in Flyte Street? You know that she was imported from Russia in a crate on the back of a lorry, like a consignment of chutney? And that when she was discovered at Dover she was allowed to stay here provided she reported to the police? Do you think it might be said that Home Office officials were being particularly lenient in her case?'
âMr Rumpole, how can the officer possibly answer that?' Barnes had adopted his usual look of disapproval.
âVery well, My Lord. But would you agree, Inspector, that there are various criminal organizations
dealing with the importation of foreign girls to be sent to work as prostitutes?'
âThere are indeed. Young girls who have paid good money to be smuggled into England, where they have been promised good jobs and tempting wages. Once here they are forced into prostitution. That is happening, yes.'
âSo let us look at this case. A Home Office official allowed her in. She's then taken to a building in the Canary Wharf area of London, where I shall prove that girls of her sort are temporarily confined. The ownership of the building has been traced to Helsing, a firm of estate agents occasionally used by the Home Office. From here she's put to work as a prostitute in Flyte Street. Does not all of that suggest that a serious and efficient organization was at work?'
âIt certainly would seem so,' the inspector agreed.
âAn organization of people who know their business?'
âI would say so, yes.'
âPerhaps an organization with connections to the Home Office itself?'
âMr Rumpole! That's an outrageous suggestion!' The camel-like judge threw back his head and snorted with anger.
âThis is an outrageous crime, My Lord.'
âI shall warn the jury to disregard anything you've said about the Home Office.'
âAnd I'm sure that the members of the jury will consider your advice very carefully before they decide whether or not to act upon it.' I paused then, before going on to my final question.
âIf Ludmilla was about to tell her story to a journalist, the organization controlling her would have done everything in their power to stop this happening, wouldn't they?'
âI expect they would.'
âThey might even not have stopped short of murder?'
There was what seemed like an endless pause while the inspector considered an answer which might win or lose the case.
âI suppose that is a possibility, yes.'
âThank you, Inspector.' I sat down with a great sigh of relief. âYou've been extremely helpful.'
âDo you find it difficult to get girls to sleep with you?'
âWith this on my face, what do you think?'
Graham Wetherby touched his spreading birthmark and I hoped the jury understood. They sat stolidly and gave nothing away.
âIs that why you had to resort to sex with girls like Ludmilla Ravenskaya?'
âYes, and I've usually found them very kind and understanding.'
âIs that how you expected to find Ludmilla?'
âYes, but instead of that I found her dead.'
âAnd what did you feel when you found her dead?'
âTerribly sorry for her and angry with whoever did it.'
It wasn't a bad answer. Wetherby had proved to be an excellent witness. Even Noakes's earlier cross-examination, which seemed to go on forever, hadn't shaken him.
Was that because he was innocent, or because he was too good a liar? That was the question the jury would have to ask themselves.