Sticks & Scones (5 page)

With sudden decisiveness, I made a U-turn on Main Street and followed ice-carved Cottonwood Creek as it flowed eastward. Every now and then, spotlights from a cabin lit up the creek. On the patches of ice, fallen snow lay strewn like spills of popcorn. Steam rose from the trickle of the creek that had not frozen.

Just beyond a Texaco station, I slowed. A lighted sign on the left side of the road indicated the entry to county-owned Cottonwood Park. This meant I was getting close to the castle. On my left, the heavily forested hills of the park rose steeply from the road. On the right, the creek was now invisible. I pressed the accelerator resolutely and the van chugged forward.

A moment later, headlights glared in my rearview mirror. I skidded onto the shoulder. We were just over half a mile from the castle. When someone shoots your window out, everything is suspect. Arch, who’d awakened, checked the side view. The vehicle passed us at a noisy clip and roared on eastward, down the canyon.

“We’re on our way to Hyde Castle,” I said to Arch.

His face within his jacket hood became wary. “Poltergeist Palace? That’s where the people want you to fix the historic food?”

“Exactly. Let’s hope they’re awake.” I frowned. First the cop, now my son. Did everyone except me believe in ghosts? “Why exactly is it called Poltergeist Palace?”

“Jeez, Mom, don’t you know? The ghost of the earl’s nephew, that the famous letter was about? After his uncle told him he couldn’t stay with the uncle’s family, the kid
got sick. He died of pneumonia. Anyway, he’s supposed to run around the place at night, carrying a sword.”

“Does he hang out in the kitchen?”

“I don’t know. Michaela’s been telling us about the Great Hall, where the banquet will be on Friday night,” Arch went on. “We’re going to do a fencing demonstration before we eat.”

I powered up the cellular and pressed in the Hydes’ number. Sukie, sounding only slightly groggy, answered on the second ring. I tried to make our plight sound humorous. Not fooled, she asked in a hoarse, concerned voice where we were. Heading east, I told her, along the creek. She consulted with Eliot, then came back. When she was less than fully awake, her accent was more noticeable.
Ze gates arh oh-pen
, she announced. I should take care on the driveway, she cautioned, as it was long, winding, and not well lit. She gave me the security-pad code for the castle gatehouse—the imposing, twin-towered entrance to the castle itself—and said please to come immediately. I was profusely thankful.

As Arch and I passed through the quiet canyon, a light snow began to fall. To our right, Hyde Chapel appeared, its two spires silhouetted by a street lamp. The chapel had its own bridge across the creek, which looked romantically inviting in the darkness. Maybe
that
was where the earl’s ghostly nephew was now hanging out.

A few moments later, I turned at the paved castle driveway and drove over another old bridge spanning Cottonwood Creek. More grim coats of arms had been wired to the high iron fence that circled the castle property. With my new concern for security, I would have to ask the Hydes about how they kept undesirables out of their castle. Hearing the details of my shot-out-window story, perhaps Eliot and Sukie would reconsider their kind invitation.

The driveway wound past spotlit boulders, tall,
creaking lodgepole pines, stands of white-skinned aspens, thickets of chokecherry bushes, and blue spruces in perfect Christmas-tree shapes. When the van suddenly thudded over a large rock, I reminded myself to drive more carefully, or risk becoming part of a not-so-scenic overlook.

We followed the twisting drive upward until my headlights illuminated snow-crusted boulders marking the first parking area. At the edge of the lot, a one-lane wooden causeway beckoned. Beyond the bridge rose the castle itself.

I gulped. My previous visit had taken place during the day. In the predawn darkness, the stone fortress, built in medieval military style and rooted into a forested hillside, looked far less inviting. Spotlights carved out the façade’s four crenellated towers, the high, arched gatehouse, and the widely spaced, narrow windows from which, centuries ago, archers had rained arrows down on their enemies. Snow spiraled onto the steaming moat. Above the water, creamy patches of fog drifted across the tower tops and into the trees.

Arch said, “Suppose they’d let me have my birthday party here?”

I grunted a negative as our tires thumped across the planks of the causeway. To keep the moat water from freezing, Sukie had ordered the installation of aerating pumps. That way, fish and wildfowl would make it through the winter. I smiled. Wealthy folks were always telling me how much they cared about the environment.

My cell phone bleated. Rather than risk driving off the causeway, I braked and put the van in parking gear. Arch peered down at the ducks huddled around one of the aerators.

“Good God, Goldy, where the
hell
are you?” Marla Korman’s voice sounded even more husky than usual. “I called your house and got some cop.”

“I’m at the Hydes’ castle. Or just about there,” I corrected. “It’s a long story.” Long or no, Marla would want to hear it. “A couple of hours ago, somebody shot out the picture window in our living room. There’s glass everywhere, and the cops wanted us out.”

Marla, usually a late sleeper, was silent. No matter the time of day, though, once she started talking, my friend rarely stopped. Below us, the causeway swayed slightly. Steam from the moat clouded our windows.

“Where’s Tom?” she demanded, her voice urgent.

“About to leave New Jersey. I’m going to try to reach him as soon as I get settled. We’re here because Arch and I needed a place to park until we get sorted out. I didn’t want to bother you this early.”

She groaned. “We should be together.”

So all of us could be in danger? “Look, Marla,” I said, “thanks. But you don’t need to worry. Tom will be back late this morning. Everything is going to be fine.”

“Listen.” She lowered her voice to a murmur. “Is Arch with you?”

Suddenly I felt my son’s eyes on me. “Of course.”

Marla said, “The parole board met Friday, Goldy. The Jerk’s out.”

I
stared at the twin clouds of mist coiling upward from the moat’s aerators.
It can’t be true.

“You there, Goldy?”

“I was supposed to get a letter….”

“You’re on the victim notification list?” She took a swig of something, probably orange juice. Marla never faced crises without food and drink. “I’m not on the list, but I told my lawyer to stay on top of John Richard’s petition for early release. Your notification is probably in the mail.”

“Lot of good that does me now.”

Marla said, “If you can’t come down here, I’ll drive up to the castle after I get dressed. I can be there in ninety minutes. Wait at the gate for me.”

There was a whirring in my ears that didn’t come from the cell phone. “No, Marla, please. Thanks, but don’t come this early—” I faltered. I thought again of the noise that had awakened me. I’d heard a footstep on ice, but had it been a familiar one? Crack, gunshot, splintering
glass. “Marla, did you tell the cops at our house? About him?” I glanced at Arch, who was pretending not to listen. He had fixed his eyes on one of the spotlit corner towers, tall granite drums where lookouts had once been posted. “Marla, did you tell them?” I tried not to hear the anxiety in my voice.

“Of course not.
I
didn’t know why the cops were there, and they sure weren’t about to tell
me.
All they’d say was that you were alive. So I had to talk to you.”

“I’d better call them back,” I said.

Marla started to say something, but the line cracked and blurred. Dog
gone
it. The Department of Corrections had notified us when John Richard had first petitioned for early release. I’d appeared before the parole board in January, giving all the reasons why an early release was a very bad idea. Dr. John Richard Korman should serve at least the minimum—eight months—of his two-year sentence for assault. The Jerk believed he should serve no more than four months, and had cited his behavior as a model prisoner, which included using the Heimlich maneuver on another inmate who’d been choking on a hot dog.

Just in case the board did give him early parole, I’d obtained a temporary restraining order, to go into effect the moment his release took place. Then, if John Richard wanted to keep me in the dark about his plans, we could go before a judge and decide on parameters for visitations with Arch. But for the Jerk to be presented with a temporary order to keep away from me—just as he was about to taste freedom—probably wouldn’t sit very well. Had it sat so badly he’d felt it necessary to aim a gun at our house?

“Goldy—” Marla’s voice crackled, then vanished.

I stared at the moat. Bizarrely striped ducks—offspring of discarded Easter ducklings breeding with the wild variety—huddled by the aerator. They looked as miserable as I felt.

“Mom!” Arch protested. “I’
m cold!”

“Can you hear me?” Marla demanded so loudly that I winced. “Where exactly are you two?”

“I told you, we’re sitting outside Hyde Castle. I have a job here today.”

“Get inside.
I’ll
call the cops about the Jerk. Then I’ll phone my lawyer and anyone else I can find. After that, I’ll come up. Isn’t the church having a luncheon at Hyde Chapel today? I think I got an invitation.”

“Yes. It’s a thank-you lunch for the people who paid for the labyrinth stones installed in Hyde Chapel. I’m doing the cooking.”

“I gave that fund five thousand bucks. Save me some cake.”

She signed off. I stared glumly at the three coats of arms hanging over the gatehouse entranceway. Each represented a baron and his soldiers, Sukie had told me, medieval protectors of one section of the fortress.
That’s what
I
need
, I thought, as I pressed gently on the gas.
A militia for each part of my life.
The van resumed its slow rumble across the wooden bridge.

“Mom? Is Dad out?”

“Yeah.” I kept my tone light. “Did you know he was being released?”

“I wasn’t sure. He hasn’t called me yet.” Arch spoke guardedly. “Viv said he might be out soon.”

“Viv knew he was getting out,” I repeated, for clarification.

Viv Martini, a slender, striking, twenty-nine-year-old sexpot, was John Richard’s current girlfriend. He’d met her in jail, where she’d been the girlfriend of another prisoner, until John Richard had exerted his charms on her. Or so Arch had reported. I’d seen Viv a few times. She wore her platinum hair David-Bowie-style, had breasts the size of cantaloupes, and sported a reputation of having slept with every rich, shady guy in the county. When
Viv and the Jerk had become an item, I figured they deserved each other.

“Listen, Mom.” Arch’s voice became earnest. “Dad
wouldn’t have
shot at us. He’s no good with guns. He tried to learn early last summer, but every time he shot at a target, he missed by a
zillion
yards. Viv offered to teach him again, when he got out, but he said no. You know how Dad is when he can’t do something. He quits and says it’s dumb.”

The tires made a rhythmic
whump whump whump
over the causeway’s planks. I wondered, of course, why John Richard would even think he
needed
to learn to use a firearm.

The castle gatehouse loomed before us. Unlike the later gatehouses of manor houses, Eliot had solemnly informed me, the fortified entry of medieval times is the built-in entrance to the castle itself. The Hyde Castle gatehouse featured two portcullises, those massive wooden grilles raised to let in friends, and lowered to keep out foes. One stood at the front entry, the other could be lowered over the gatehouse’s rear entry facing the courtyard. This was in the event that enemies breached the rear, or postern, castle gate. When that happened, Eliot had concluded with pride, the castle inhabitants holed up in the gatehouse itself.

A hundred feet in front of the gatehouse, two single-story stone garages mirrored the contours of the twin towers of the gatehouse. To anyone looking straight at the immense stone façade from the bridge, the garages were indistinguishable from the castle itself. Inside the garages, six parking spaces had been marked out for vehicles. I accelerated over the last part of the bridge, pulled into a garage slot next to Eliot and Sukie’s matching silver Jaguars—
hmm
—and cut the van’s engine.

The thought of lugging my boxes all the way to the kitchen on less than three hours’ sleep was more than I
could bear. Perhaps there was a hidden pulley system that delivered orders. At least I hadn’t been forced into the humiliation of using the servants’ entrance, as I had at the Lauderdales’ modern monstrosity in Flicker Ridge. The castle did not have a separate entry for servants, Eliot had loftily informed me, because the castle’s status as military outpost meant all the needs of the grand medieval household had to be met within the walls.
Think self-sufficiency
, he’d concluded, as he’d knotted the silk scarf with a flourish.

Arch and I jumped from the van. Dwarfed by the spotlit portcullis, we walked gingerly over the frost-slickened gravel. One of the Hydes must have registered our presence, for the portcullis rose smoothly even before we arrived. Behind the portcullis stood two formidable wooden doors.

I glanced at my son as our boots cracked across the icy gravel.
Did Viv offer to teach you to shoot, too?
Unfortunately, Viv was also an accomplished tae kwon do practitioner
and
fencer. Feeling more inferior than I cared to admit, I had signed up for the free weekly fencing lessons Michaela Kirovsky had offered team parents. I told myself it was to keep up with Arch, but deep down I suspected it was to keep up with Viv. Which I couldn’t do, as it turned out. My first three lessons, I’d suffered claustrophobia from the mask, thighs so sore I’d been unable to walk, and confidence so shattered I’d dropped out of class.

Come to think of it, could Viv have shot out our window? Why would she do that?

A speaker on the security keypad beeped. The massive doors creaked open.

“Gol-dy!” Sukie Hyde’s cheery, familiar voice made a ringing echo on the ancient stones. “You’re here!”

“Yes, we are!” I called back with what I hoped was a self-assured voice. “Thanks for having us!”

Sukie, wearing a full-length, forest green coat, cooed at Arch and me as she bustled toward us. “Look at you two!” she exclaimed. Worry furrowed her rosy-cheeked face as she assessed us for damage. Looking younger than her late thirties, unpretentiously cheery and always happy to see you, Sukie was plumply appealing, like one of those happily voluptuous women painted by Rubens. Her wavy golden hair drifted out in all directions, giving an incongruously disheveled air to the superbly organized gal beneath. “Welcome to Hyde Castle. Eliot and I were
so
shocked to hear what had happened! Imagine, your windows shot at!”

“It was only one window,” I assured her. “The food’s in the back of the van, if you’d like me to bring it in.”

Sukie beamed and said Michaela could do that.

“It could spoil,” I started to protest.

“Don’t
worry
about it, Gol-dy.” Sukie’s voice was richly comforting, like vanilla custard. “Please, you have just had a terrible shock. Soon there will be warm coffee cake in the kitchen,” she said. “Come on, both of you, we will get you some hot drinks. I am making the coffee cake myself. From a mix, of course,” she added with a giggle.

I smiled in spite of myself. Sukie could make the castle as tidy as a Swiss hotel, but she could not so much as toast bread. She had what we in the food biz gleefully call a
cooking block.
According to Marla, Eliot abhorred the kitchen, too, except for the jams and jellies he made in the middle of the night, when he couldn’t sleep. Well, at least he wasn’t canning okra. Before Sukie had changed Eliot’s life, he’d subsisted first on frozen dinners, then SpaghettiOs, and finally, just when Sukie came into the picture, enormous casseroles of beans and rice. These cheap repasts were not, of course, suitable for the suddenly wealthy. Nevertheless, the Hydes soon wearied of eating out. On my first visit, I’d brought Sukie and Eliot a dinner to tuck into their refrigerator and reheat. They’d
found my culinary powers awesome, and their praise had warmed my heart.

At the far side of the entryway, new plate-glass doors looked out on the courtyard. Sukie switched on spotlights and drenched the interior space in a blaze of glory. The previous summer, a landscaper had followed Eliot’s directions for planting a Tudor garden. Eliot had used the strawberries and chokecherries for his jams. But it was all I could do to keep from laughing when Eliot had gone on to tell me they’d given the cabbages, cucumbers, radishes, parsnips, and even the freshly grown herbs to Aspen Meadow Christian Outreach, since neither he nor Sukie knew what to do with their cornucopia of ripe goodies. In the spotlights, the geometric layout of ice-burnished twigs sparkled.

To surround the courtyard, Theodore Hyde had replaced the crumbling interior walls with an Italianate arcade made of new Colorado granite. The lights illuminated dazzling silver rapiers set beneath the support for each arch. Above the arcade, more spotlights, their lenses tinted hues of orange and pink, bathed new stone walls and courtyard-facing windows with a welcoming glow.

“Wow!” Arch exclaimed. “They’ve done a lot since the sixth grade came here for a tour.” He craned his neck to gaze up at the arched ceiling of the gatehouse. “Check it out, Mom, those things haven’t changed.” He pointed upward.
“Meurtriers.
Otherwise known as murder holes.”

“What?”
Overhead, at the intersection of each arch, holes pierced the ceiling.

“You see,” my son went on, “even if the enemy could get across the moat and through whatever barbican or outer defense was set up, they’d still have to get through the gatehouse.” He pointed back at the entry portcullis. “So if the attackers rammed the portcullis to get into this space, the castle’s warriors poured boiling oil down on the
bad guys through those holes.” He announced this with a fourteen-year-old’s relish for violence.

“Let’s go,” I said hastily, as Sukie disappeared through another pair of glass doors. I preferred to associate boiling oil with doughnuts and French fries, thank you very much.

Now twenty steps ahead of us, Sukie was either turning off another security system or rejiggering a thermostat. I shuddered to think of the electric bills generated by heating and lighting these vast spaces. I hated even more thinking how to tell Sukie and Eliot that their security system might have to withstand a visit from the Jerk.

Arch tugged on my elbow. “How many times have
you
been here?” he demanded, his voice just above a murmur. “Did she talk to you about the … earl’s nephew?” Ever wary of being dubbed a wimp, Arch was reluctant to use the word
ghost.

“I’ve been here once, and nobody talked to me about spirits,” I whispered back. “At some point, you can ask the Hydes about it. Just not today, okay?”

He frowned, but joined me in following Sukie as she bustled down a dazzling rose-and-gray marble hallway. The marble, too, was from Colorado, Sukie had told me, and had been picked out by Chardé Lauderdale as the basis for the interior color scheme. Flickering electrified candles atop gleaming brass wall sconces lit our way as we walked down a plush carpet runway patterned with gold medallions on a royal-blue background. Arch stopped to touch one of the reproduction leaded-glass windows. Then he eyed a threadbare tapestry depicting a maiden patting her unicorn.

“Do you think the Hydes will let Dad visit?” he asked.

“I don’t know. Probably you’ll go to his place, once we get things worked out.”

Arch was silent. I looked around. On our right, a twentieth-century spiral staircase led up to a doorway into the gatehouse, put there, Eliot had told me, by his thoughtful grandfather. Old Theodore did not want his caretakers traversing the cold stone entryway to get to their apartment, once they finished nighttime kitchen duty. Personally, I would have preferred an escalator.

Ahead of us, Sukie swept through more glass doors beneath another archway. The doors opened into the living room. But on my tea-visit, “living” in this room had seemed unimaginable. The room looked more like the lobby of a grand hotel than a place where people would actually snuggle down for conversation or reading. The vast space featured a polished dark wood floor covered by Oriental rugs in rich hues of scarlet, royal blue, and gold. Couches and wing-back chairs upholstered in floral and paisley chintz, the shades chosen to match the rugs, sat beside massive antique tables of mahogany and cherry. The effect was impressive. No matter what else you said about Chardé Lauderdale, the woman knew what she was doing in the decorating department.