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Authors: Graham Joyce

Some Kind of Fairy Tale

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Copyright © 2012 by Graham Joyce

All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Doubleday, a division of Random House, Inc., New York. Originally published in Great Britain by Gollancz, an imprint of the Orion Publishing Group, London.

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Grateful acknowledgment is made to the following for their permission to reprint previously published material:
Carcanet Press Limited: Excerpt from “I’d Love to Be a Fairy’s Child” from
Complete Poems in One Volume
by Robert Graves, copyright © Robert Graves.
Reprinted by permission of Carcanet Press Limited.
Estate of Angela Carter: Excerpt from
The Bloody Chamber
by Angela Carter, copyright © Angela Carter 1979. Reprinted by permission of the Estate of Angela Carter c/o Rogers, Coleridge, White Ltd, 20 Powis Mews, London W11 1JN.
Joseph Campbell Foundation: Excerpt from
The Hero with a Thousand Faces
by Joseph Campbell, copyright © 1949 by Bollingen Foundation, copyright © 1968 by Princeton University Press, copyright © 2008 by the Joseph Campbell Foundation (
jcf.org
). Reprinted by permission of the Joseph Campbell Foundation.
Thames and Hudson and Vintage Books: Excerpt from
The Uses of Enchantment: The Meaning and Importance of Fairy Tales
by Bruno Bettelheim, copyright © 1975, 1976 by Bruno Bettelheim. Reprinted by permission of Thames and Hudson and Vintage Books, an imprint of Random House, Inc.

Jacket design by Emily Mahon
Jacket photograph © Angus R. Shamal/Gallery Stock

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Joyce, Graham, 1954–
Some kind of fairy tale : a novel / Graham Joyce. — First edition.
pages cm
1. Missing persons—Fiction.   2. Memory—Fiction.   3. Fairy tales—Fiction.   4. Psychological fiction.   I. Title.
PR6060.O93S67 2012
823′.914—dc23              2012001946

eISBN: 978-0-385-53584-7

v3.1_r1

To my daughter, Ella

Contents
CHAPTER ONE

But we are spirits of another sort
.

O
BERON
, K
ING OF
S
HADOWS
. W
ILLIAM
S
HAKESPEARE

I
n the deepest heart of England there is a place where everything is at fault. That is to say that the land rests upon a fault; and there, ancient rocks are sent hurtling from the deep to the surface of the earth with such force that they break free like oceanic waves, or like monstrous sea creatures coming up for air. Some say that the land has still to settle and that it continues to roil and breathe fumes, and that out of these fumes pour stories. Others are confident that the old volcanoes are long dead, and that all its tales are told.

Of course, everything depends on who is telling the story. It always does. I have a story and though there are considerable parts I’ve had to imagine, the way I saw it was as follows.

It
WAS
C
HRISTMAS
D
AY
of that year and Dell Martin hovered at the double-glazed PVC window of his tidy home, conducting a survey of the bruised clouds and concluding that it might just snow; and if it did snow then someone would have to pay. At the very beginning of the year Dell had laid down two crisp twenty-pound notes on the bookie’s Formica counter, just as he had done every year for the past ten. The odds changed slightly each year and this time he’d settled good odds at seven-to-one.

For a White Christmas to be official—that is, to force the bookmakers to pay—a flake of snow must be observed to fall between midnight on December 24 and midnight on December 25 at four designated sites. The sites are the cities of London, Glasgow, Cardiff, and Manchester. The snow is not required to lie deep nor crisp nor evenly upon the ground and it doesn’t matter if it’s mixed with rain. One solitary flake would do it, fallen and melted, observed and recorded.

Living in a place somewhere between all of those great cities, Dell had never collected in all those ten years, nor had he seen a single flake of Christmas Day snow hanging in the air of his hometown.

“Are you going to come and carve?” Mary called from the kitchen.

This year they were having goose. After decades of turkey dinners on Christmas Day they were having a change, because a change is as good as a rest, and sometimes you needed a rest even from Christmas. Nevertheless the table had been laid out, just as in previous years. Crisp linen and the best cutlery. Two heavy crystal wineglasses that, year round, were kept in a box and stowed at the back of a kitchen cupboard.

Dell always carved, and he carved well. It was an art. He’d carved well when the kids were small, and he carved well now that there was only Mary and himself to carve for. He rubbed his hands together in a friction of delight, passing through to a kitchen warm and steamy from simmering pans. The cooked goose rested under silver foil on a large serving plate. Dell pulled a blade from the knife block and angled it to the light at the window. “Gone a bit dark over yonder,” he said. “Might snow.”

Mary was draining vegetables through a sieve. “Might snow? You haven’t put money on it, have you?”

“Hell, no.” He whisked the foil cover off the goose and rotated the plate to get a better purchase with his knife. “Just a thought.”

Mary tapped her sieve on the lip of the sink as Dell began to carve. “Hasn’t snowed on Christmas Day in ten years. Plates warming in the oven. Bring them through?”

When Dell had finished carving, each plate boasted a plump
goose leg and two neatly carved slices of breast. There were roasted potatoes and four types of vegetables, all steaming in serving dishes. The gravy boat was piping and there was stuffing and sausages wrapped in bacon, and cranberry sauce.

“I went in for an I-talian this year,” Dell said, pouring Mary a glass of ruby-red wine and then one for himself. He pronounced the
I
in Italian the way you might pronounce
eye-witness
. “I-talian wine. Hope that goes well with the goose.”

“I’m sure it will be lovely.”

“Thought we’d have a change from the French. Though I could easily have had a South African. There was a South African on offer. At the supermarket.”

“Let’s see, shall we?” Mary said, offering her glass for the clinking. “Cheers!”

“Cheers!”

And it was the cheers moment, that gentle touching of the crystalware, that Dell hated the most.

Feared it and detested it. Because even though nothing was ever stated and even though the faultless food was served up with wide smiles and the clinking of glasses was conducted with genuine affection from both parties, there was always at this moment of ritual a fleck in his wife’s eye. A tiny instant of catch-light, razor-sharp, and he knew he’d better talk over it pretty damn quick.

“What do you think of the I-talian?”

“Lovely. Beautiful. A good choice.”

“Because there was also a bottle from Argentina. Special offer. And I nearly went for that.”

“Argentina? Well, there’s one we could try another time.”

“But you like this?”

“Love it. Lovely. Come on, let’s see what you make o’ this goose.”

Wine was one of the fixtures of Christmas dinner that had changed over the years. When the kids were small both he and Mary had been content with a glass of beer, maybe a schooner of lager. But beer had been displaced by wine on the table for Christmas Day. Serving dishes were a recent addition, too. Back in those
days everything was heaped on the plates and brought to the table, a ready-assembled island of food floating in a sea of gravy. Cranberry sauce was exotic once. When the children were small.

“Well, what do you think of that goose?”

“Bloody beautiful. And cooked to perfection.”

A tiny flush of pleasure appeared on Mary’s cheek. After all these years of marriage, Dell could do this. Just the right words.

“You know what, Mary? All these Christmases we could have been having goose. Hey, look out of the window!”

Mary turned. Outside, a few tiny flakes of snow were billowing. It was Christmas Day and it was snowing; here, at least.

“You have had a bet, haven’t you?” Mary said.

Dell was about to answer when they both heard a light tapping at the front door. Most people rang the electrical bell, but today someone was knocking.

Dell had his knife in the mustard pot. “Who the hell is that on Christmas Day?”

“No idea. What a time to call!”

“I’ll get it.”

Dell stood and put his napkin on his seat. Then he went down the hall. There was a figure outlined in the frosted glass of the inner door. Dell had to release a small chain and unlock the inner door before opening the porch door.

A young woman, perhaps in her early twenties, gazed back at him from behind dark glasses. Through the dark glass he could make out wide, unblinking eyes. She wore a Peruvian-style woolen hat with earflaps and tassels. The tassels made him think of bells.

“Hello, duckie,” Dell said briskly, not unfriendly. It was Christmas Day after all.

The woman said nothing. She gazed back at him with a timid, almost fearful smile on her lips.

“Happy Christmas, love. What can I do for you?”

The woman shuffled from one foot to another, not removing her gaze. Her clothes were odd; she seemed to be some kind of hippie. She blinked behind her dark glasses and he thought she looked familiar. Then it occurred to him that she was maybe collecting for some charitable cause. He put his hand in his pocket.

At last she spoke. “Hello, Dad,” she said.

Mary came bustling from behind, trying to peer around him. “Who is it?” she said.

The woman switched her gaze from Dell to Mary. Mary stared hard at her, seeing something familiar in the young woman behind the dark lenses. There came a slight gagging sound from Mary’s throat; then Mary fainted clean away. Dell stumbled and only half caught her as she fell. Mary’s unconscious body hit the stone tiles at the threshold with a thud and a sigh of wind.

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