“…so when Jeff got home I told him what had happened, and he said I’d better come and see you, and tell you. I’m sorry, Uncle
Albert. Of course I wouldn’t have done it if I’d known it was yours.”
He continued to stare at her, conceding nothing, but she remained unquelled. She could see how this look might once have awed
paraded regiments, but it had no effect on her. It lacked the password to her controls.
“What about Dick Matson, then?” he said. “Put you up to this, did he?”
“No. He showed up on my doorstep the evening after he’d seen you and tried to persuade me that the pistol belonged to him.
I didn’t believe him. I thought he wasn’t telling the truth about several things.”
“He’s no good. Never was. Scum. What did he say to you?”
She told him, still slowly and carefully, getting the impression now that he was listening with something like comprehension,
though for a while he simply watched her as before, in silence. She wasn’t expecting it when he broke in.
“Hold it there. She’s still alive, Mrs. Matson,” he said.
“Yes, but I gather she’s not very well.”
“I want to see her. Where is she? Still at Forde Place, eh?”
“He didn’t say. Where’s that, Uncle Albert?”
“Forde Place, Matlock, Derbyshire.”
He was heaving himself to his feet, a little tottery after long sitting.
“Derbyshire’s too far, Uncle Albert. We can’t go now. We’ll have to ring up and see if she’s there, and ask if she’s well
enough to see you.”
“I’ll just get my coat.”
“No, Uncle Albert. You can’t go today. It’s too far.”
She took his arm, but he shook her off and started for the door. She ran to bar the way, but the pulse of energy died and
he let her lead him back to his chair and settle him dejectedly down.
“Listen,” she said. “I’ve got a few days off, and so has Jeff. I’ll try and find out where Mrs. Matson is and talk to whoever
is looking after her, and if they say she’d like to see you we’ll find a way of getting you up there. Is that all right?”
“Have to be, won’t it?”
“I can call Directory Enquiries, I suppose, but…Have you got an old address book? Only they’ll have changed the number. Can
I look in your papers, Uncle Albert?”
“Carry on. Bottom drawer.”
He sounded beaten, indifferent, exhausted. Jenny knelt by the chest of drawers and pulled out the lowest one. Most business
correspondence came to Jeff, and Marlings redirected anything that came there except the obviously personal. Jeff made copies
and then took the originals over on his next visit, went through them with Uncle Albert and then “filed” anything that Uncle
Albert took it into his head that he needed to keep. It was mostly pointless, but Jeff said it helped feed the sense of orderliness
and control which was part of what kept Uncle Albert in such good shape.
The filing was done in large brown envelopes, each labelled and dated in Jeff’s elegant, slanting hand—so much more characteristic,
Jenny thought, of his inward self than was most of his outward mien. She tried “Keepsakes.” It was mostly postcards, including,
she was amused to see, one from Jeff on their honeymoon on Teneriffe. Otherwise it was letters and clippings from newspapers—what,
she wondered, had moved Uncle Albert to preserve a photograph and report of an agricultural steam machine rally?
The “Personal” file was no better, but the “Military” produced the goods, a list of addresses, stapled into a booklet, of
the Cambi Road Association (Patron Mrs. J. J. Matson). She glanced through it. There were forty or fifty names, and at the
end a dozen short obituaries. Everyone was listed by military rank with regiment: RSM A. D. Fredricks, 2nd Derbyshire, c/o
Pilcher, 238 Ashford Road, Maidstone. Mrs. Matson was the one civilian. Her address was still given as Forde Place.
“Here you are,” said Jenny, showing him. “Just like you said.”
She pointed at the line. His eyesight was remarkable. He had spectales, but could read print without them by holding the paper
only an extra few inches away.
“Right,” he said. “I’ll be taking the train.”
Again, but much less decisively, he started to rise.
“No, it’s much too late,” she said, coaxing him back down. “Look, as soon as I get home I’ll ring the secretary—his number’s
here, Mr. Stadding…”
“Major Stadding—he’s dead. Saw it happen. No doubt about it. Ask Terry Voss.”
There was an odd note in his remark which made Jenny look round at him. Anger or something? His face gave her no clue. She
checked the date on the front of the list.
“It’s this year’s,” she said. “I suppose it might be his son, or something.”
“Simon. Now, he’s a good lad. Going to marry Miss Anne, one point, only he didn’t. What about him?”
“I’ll call him and see if he’ll let me have Mrs. Matson’s number and then I’ll call whoever’s looking after her and ask if
there’s any chance of you going up to see her, and then, if she says yes, we can work out how and when. All right? But what
we’ll do now—it’s such a lovely afternoon—is go for a drive and have tea somewhere, and then I’ll bring you back. Would you
like that?”
“If you say so.”
“Do you want to go to the bathroom first?”
“Might as well.”
He rose obediently and left the room. Jenny made a note of Mr. Stadding’s number, tidied the files away, put the pistol in
its box and then in her bag. On Uncle Albert’s return he looked at her sharply.
“Who are you, then?”
“I’m Jenny, Jeff’s wife. We’re going out for a drive.”
“Going to Forde Place, you mean?”
“Not today, Uncle Albert. There isn’t time.”
He enjoyed the drive. They stopped at a sports field and watched schoolboys playing soccer, and ate at a tea room below the
Downs, after which she shepherded him round a supermarket so that he could buy a packet of ginger nuts. On the way back to
Hastings he slept, effortlessly balancing his head upright, unperturbed by the movement of the car.
“Wake up, Uncle Albert,” she said as they climbed the Marlings drive.
He leaned forward to stare through the window screen.
“No,” he said sharply. “You’ve got it wrong, young lady. That’s never Forde Place.”
“We’re not going to Forde Place today. There isn’t time. But when I get home I’ll—”
“If you say so,” he interrupted and groped for the door catch. She went round and helped him climb out, slowly and stiffly,
looking very much his age. When she’d got him up to his room and settled him into his chair she asked him whether he wanted
her to leave the pistol or take it back to Jeff to look after.
“Do that, if you like,” he said, and fell asleep.”
She looked for Sister Morris, to tell her about the pistol, but she was busy with one of the other patients, so she just told
one of the junior staff that she’d brought Uncle Albert home and drove back to Maidstone.
There were two messages on the machine, one from Jeff, saying he would be on the eight forty-eight, and things had gone pretty
well, he thought, and the other from Sister Morris, asking her or Jeff to call as soon as possible. She did so, and was told
that Uncle Albert had twice been stopped trying to leave, once needing to be chased down the drive. He said he had to catch
a train to London, and he was very upset about something he’d lost, but refused to say what it was. They’d given him a sedative
and he was quieter now, but they didn’t like doing that more than they had to.
“I know what this is about,” Jenny said. “I was going to ring you anyway, in case. Tell him that Jeff’s got this thing and
is looking after it. You may need to remind him that Jeff is Penny’s son. Penny is Uncle Albert’s niece. He sometimes thinks
I’m Penny. He wants to go see an old lady in Derbyshire. I’m trying to get hold of her, to see if anything can be arranged.
I’ll let you know as soon as I can. With a bit of luck he’ll have forgotten all about it by tomorrow. But I don’t think he
will.”
A woman’s voice, quavering and anxious, answered the telephone. Jenny asked to speak to Mr. Stadding.
“Could you tell me what it’s about?”
“It’s to do with the Cambi Road Association.”
“Oh, dear. Well, I’ll see. Please wait.”
There was a long pause, and then a man’s voice, slow, weary.
“Well, how can I help you?”
“Mr. Stadding? My name’s Jenny Pilcher. My husband—”
“Pilcher who deals with old Fredricks’s affairs?”
“That’s right. Jeff’s away, but I visited Uncle Albert today and—”
“One moment. You’re in Maidstone, aren’t you?”
“Yes. Why?”
“I’ll explain in a moment. Carry on please.”
Jenny did so. When she’d finished she heard him sigh, as if her apparently simple request posed immense problems.
“I don’t normally give telephone numbers,” he said. “The rule is that you have to write to the member in question, care of
the Association, at this address, and I will then forward your letter. However, I have reason to believe that Mrs. Matson,
or rather her daughter, Flora Thomas, is trying to get in touch with you. She called only this morning to ask if any of the
members lived in Maidstone. I told her no, because I send Fredricks’s stuff direct to that place in Hastings, and it slipped
my mind that your husband is in the list at Maidstone. I think this must be more than mere coincidence, so what I suggest
is that I call Mrs. Thomas now and tell her what’s happened, and then it will be up to her. So if you’d give me your number
to pass on…”
“That’ll do fine. Thank you very much. Ready?”
The call came through in twenty minutes.
“Mrs. Pilcher?”
“Speaking.”
“Now let’s get this straight before we start. Are you the one who took a Ladurie pistol to
The Antiques Roadshow
, the one that was shown—Sunday before last, it would have been?”
Jenny paused, unprepared. The voice was sharp, a bit county, bossy in a lively way.
“I’m afraid I’m not in a position to say anything about that,” she said.
“Oh, come off it. It’s quite simple. You’ve got my father’s Ladurie pistol. I’ve no idea how you got hold of it, but it belongs
to my mother and we want it back.”
With her wits now about her Jenny had no problem remaining professionally unruffled.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “but what I told you was the truth. The pistol isn’t mine and I shouldn’t have taken it to the show.
I’m not in a position to talk about it. I have no standing in the affair. All I can do is to pass on anything you wish to
say to the person concerned, who may then be prepared to discuss it with you.”
There was a pause, and a frustrated exhalation.
“Can I tell you why I wanted to get in touch with you?” said Jenny.
“Has it got anything to do with the pistol?”
“I don’t know, and if I did I couldn’t tell you.”
“Bother you. You talk like a lawyer.”
“I’m a solicitor…”
“Ha!”
“…but I’m not acting for anyone in this. Really, I’m not.”
Another pause.
“All right. You’d better tell me what you want.”
“It’s about my husband’s great-uncle, who’s an old man called Albert Fredricks—”
“Sergeant Fred!”
“Yes, he was a sergeant major in the Second Derbyshire Regiment, I believe.”
“That’s right. Such a dear. Salt of the earth. How is he? Getting a bit doddery, I suppose.”
“Physically he’s in very good shape for his age, but his memory’s pretty erratic. He’s in a retirement home in Hastings, and
being very well looked after. I took him for a drive this afternoon.”
“Good for you. Go on.”
“Well, while we were talking Mrs. Matson’s name came up—that’s your mother, isn’t it?—and Uncle Albert took it into his head
he wanted to come and see her about something that’s bothering him. He wouldn’t tell me what, but he got very upset about
it. He wanted to start off at once, and to keep him quiet I told him I’d try and get hold of Mrs. Matson and see if it was
a possibility. He may have forgotten all about it by tomorrow but I don’t think so. After I went he was trying to leave the
home to catch a train to London.”
“Good for him. This has got to have something to do with the pistol, hasn’t it?… Oh, all right, you’re not going to tell me.
Look, my mother’s the other way round from Sergeant Fred—I mean she’s paralysed and bedridden and can’t talk much, but she’s
absolutely all there mentally. I’ll talk to her and see what she says. Then it’ll be a question of getting him up here. You
could put him on a train… No, he’d have to have somebody with him, wouldn’t he, or he’d get out at the wrong station. I think
we’d better send a car. Would he be up to that? It’s three hours plus from London, make it five from Hastings—he’d have to
stay the night—does he need nursing? I could arrange—”
“If you’re serious, I think he’ll have to come with someone he knows,” said Jenny. “I suppose I could drive him up. If Jeff—that’s
my husband—if Jeff’s free, he could come and share the driving. I’ve got a few days off, so it’d have to be this week…”
Jenny was uncertain how she had reached a point where she could be thinking about the trip as a possibility. It was something
to do with being, for this week only, a completely free agent, free, even, from her own rational needs, with just her whims
and desires to satisfy.
“Take a week off to think about it,” Jerry had said, but there was no thinking to do. Millie had worked for Trevor for twenty
years. Selina’s partner had left her and the kids just before Christmas, and not been traced for maintenance. Dave was getting
married. Trevor himself was dying. And so on. Anyway, what was the point? The only moral certainty that Jenny had been able
to grasp was that she would have to leave. That was fixed. When she’d left, she would try to decide whether to tell Mr. McNair
that he’d been right about the docket. But for this week she was in limbo. So was Jeff—not officially sacked, not until this
morning working. The car too—theirs and not theirs, for this week only. And the house—there were things to be fixed before
they could put it on the market, but the decision couldn’t yet be made…
Thus it didn’t, until she had put the telephone down and thought about it, strike Jenny as odd that she should have pretty
well agreed with this stranger that she and Jeff might use one, or perhaps two, of their precious days to take Uncle Albert
up to Matlock to visit a bedridden old lady, though when she’d first spoken of it it had been little more than the easiest
way to persuade him back into his chair.