Authors: Simon Brett
But what evidence was there that he was also responsible for killing Willy? Certainly in retrospect it looked likely. Martin had actually wielded the murder weapon and Rizzio was an obvious first victim in his macabre game of historical reconstruction. But if the murder was carefully planned, the actual execution was a bit random. Assuming Martin had switched the real knife for the treated one, he still had no guarantee that he would be given that one for the photo call. Willy might have been killed by another unsuspecting actor, but would that have given Martin the requisite thrill? Charles felt ignorant of how accurate a psychopath's reconstruction of events has to be for him to commit a murder; it is not a well-documented subject.
But at least he had faced the fact that he wanted to tie up the loose ends. Just for his own satisfaction. After lunch he would be organised like James Milne, sit down with a sheet of paper and make a note of all the outstanding questions of the case. Feeling happier for the decision, he set off down the hill to the hotel.
âThree days ago, you know, I wouldn't have believed it possible to eat one of Mrs Parker's lunches within gastronomic memory of Mrs Parker's breakfast, and certainly not with the prospect of Mrs Parker's dinner looming deliciously like an enemy missile on the horizon.'
Frances laughed as she watched him put away his plateful of cod and chips without signs of strain. âIt's the famous Scottish air. Sharpens the appetite.'
He took a long swallow from his second lunch time pint of Guinness. âDid you finish the book?'
âYes.'
âGood. Then you can tell me. I want some details about the Earl of Bothwell.'
âAll right.' She sat expectant, her schoolmistress mind confident of its recently acquired knowledge.
âWell, we know Bothwell killed Darnley by blowing him up at Holyrood. What I want toâ'
âWe don't know any such thing. Holyrood's still standing. The house where Darnley was staying, the one that was blown up, was in the Kirk o'Field. And anyway, Darnley wasn't blown up; he was strangled.'
âReally.' Charles took it in slowly. âThen what about the murder of David Rizzio? Bothwell didn't do it on his own, I know. Who was with him on theâ'
âBothwell wasn't involved in the murder of David Rizzio. Really, Charles, I thought you had a university education.'
âA long time ago. And I read English.'
âAll the same. My fourth formers could do better. Rizzio was savagely murdered by Lord Darnley, Patrick Lord Ruthven (who rose from his sick bed), Andrew Ker of Fawdonside, George Douglas, um . . .' Her new store-house of information ran out.
âReally?' said Charles, even more slowly. âReally.' Martin had read History at Derby. If he were in the grip of psychopathic identification with an historical character, surely he would at least get the facts of his obsession correct. Charles began to regret the glibness with which he had assumed that Willy's death and the bomb were automatically connected.
âHello. Everything all right?' Mr Parker, who owned the hotel and was owned by Mrs Parker, appeared at their table with the glass of whisky that was a permanent extension of his hand.
Charles and Frances smiled. âYes, thank you,' he said, tapping a stomach that surely could not take many more of these enormous meals without becoming gross. âExcellent.'
âGood, good.'
âCan I top that up for you, Mr Parker?'
âWell . . . if you're having one.'
âWhy not? I'll have a malt.'
âMrs Paris?'
âNo, I'llâ'
âGo on.'
âAll right.'
It started to rain again heavily. Long clean streaks of water dashed against the window panes. It was cosy over the whisky.
Charles proposed a toast. âTo Stella Galpin-Lord, without whom we wouldn't be here.'
âStella Galpin-Lord,' said Mr Parker, and chuckled. âYes, Stella Galpin-Lord.'
âYou know her well?'
âShe's been here four or five times. Stella the Snatcher we nickname her.'
âSnatcher?'
âOh, I'm sorry. Perhaps she's a friend of . . .'
âNo,' said Charles in a mischievous way to encourage indiscretion.
âWell, we call her the Snatcher, short for cradle-snatcher. Let's say that when she comes here it tends to be with a young man.'
âThe same young man?'
âNo. That's the amusing thing. Always books as Mr and Mrs Galpin-Lord, but, dear oh dear, she must think we're daft or something. I mean, I can't believe they're all called Galpin-Lord.'
âIt is a fairly unusual name.
Mr Parker chuckled. âIt's not our business to pry. I mean, I don't care about people's morals and that, but I must confess Mrs Parker and I do have a bit of a giggle about the Mr and Mrs Galpin-Lords.' He realised that this sounded like a lapse of professional etiquette. âNot of course that we make a habit of laughing at our guests.'
âNo, of course not,' Charles reassured smoothly. âBut you say it's always younger men?'
âYes, actors all of them, I think. Mutton with a taste for lamb, eh? Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.'
âHmm. And thanks to her latest actor getting a job, here we are.'
âYes.'
âAll the more reason to toast her in gratitude. Stella Galpin-Lord.'
Mr Pilch edged over from the table where Mrs Pilch and the little Pilches were finishing their apricot crumble. âOh, er, Mr Paris. Tam the gamekeeper's going to take me up the burn to see if we can bag a salmon. With the right sort of fly, of course.' He winked roguishly at this. âI wondered if you fancied coming . . .?'
But Charles felt rather full of alcohol for a fishing trip. And besides, he wanted to start writing things down on bits of paper. âNo thanks. I think I'll have a rest this afternoon.'
âPerhaps there'll be another chance.' Mr Pilch edged away.
âSure to be, Mr Paris,' whispered Mr Parker confidentially. âI'll ask Tam to take you another day. See what you can get. Actually, when our Mrs Galpin-Lord was here last summer, she went off with Tam and they got a fifteen-pounder. Not bad.'
âAnd did the current Mr Galpin-Lord go with them?'
âOh no.' Mr Parker laughed wickedly. âI daresay he was sleeping it off. Eh?'
The rest of the afternoon seemed to lead automatically to making love, which, except for the Clachenmore Hotel's snagging brushed nylon sheets, was very nice. âYou know, murmured Frances sleepily, âwe do go very well together.'
He gave a distracted grunt of agreement.
âDo you think we could ever try again?'
Another grunt, while not completely ruling out the idea, was not quite affirmative.
âOtherwise we really ought to get divorced or something. Our position's so vague.' But she did not really sound too worried, just sleepy.
âI'll think about it,' he lied. He did not want to think about the circle of going back to Frances again and things being O.K. for a bit and then getting niggly and then him being unfaithful again and her being forgiving again and and and . . . He must think about it at some stage, but right now there were more important things on his mind.
The lunch time alcohol had sharpened rather than blunted his perception and he was thinking with extraordinary clarity. The whole edifice of logic he had created had been reduced to rubble and a new structure had to be put up, using the same bricks, and some others which had previously been discarded as unsuitable.
Thinking of the two crimes as separate made a new approach possible. Blurred and apparently irrelevant facts came into sharp focus. Red herrings changed their hue and turned into lively silver fish that had to be caught.
It came back again to what Willy was doing over the few days before he died. The melodrama with Anna and subsequent events had pushed that line of enquiry out of his mind, but now it became all-important and the unexplained details that he had discovered were once more significant pieces in his jigsaw.
He slipped quietly out of the brushed nylon sheets without disturbing the sleeping Frances, then dressed and padded downstairs to the telephone in the hotel lobby.
First he got on to directory enquiries. Then he took a deep breath, picked up the phone again and dialled the operator. London could not be dialled direct, which made his forthcoming imposture more risky, but he could not think of another way. By the time he got through, the Glachenmore operator, the London operator, Wanewright the Merchant Bankers' receptionist and Lestor Wanewright's secretary had all heard the assumed Glaswegian tones of Detective-Sergeant McWhirter. If it ever came to an enquiry by the real police, there was a surfeit of witnesses to condemn Charles Paris for impersonating a police officer.
Fortunately Lestor Wanewright did not show any sign of suspicion. When the Detective-Sergeant explained that, in the aftermath of the deaths in Edinburgh, he was having to check certain people's alibis as a matter of routine, the young merchant banker readily confirmed Anna's statement. They had been sharing his flat in the Lawnmarket from Sunday 4th August when they had arrived back from Nice until Tuesday 13th August when he'd had to go back to work again. Yes, they had slept together over that period. Charles Paris felt a slight pang at the thought of Anna, but Detective-Sergeant McWhirter just thanked Mr Wanewright for his co-operation.
Charles stayed by the phone after the call, thinking. He had two independent witnesses to the fact that Willy Mariello had slept with a woman at his home during the three or four days before his death. Jean Mariello had spoken of blonde hairs on the pillow and she had no reason for making that up. And, according to Michael Vanderzee, Willy had called goodbye to someone upstairs when dragged off to rehearsal on the Monday before he died.
True, Willy's sex life was free-ranging and the woman might have been anyone. But Charles could only think of one candidate with, if not blonde, at least blonded hair, and a taste for younger men.
It was nothing definite, but he still felt guilty about Martin's death. If there was anything that invited investigation, he owed it to the boy's memory to investigate it.
With sudden clarity, Charles remembered the first time he had seen Willy Mariello, on the afternoon of his death. He saw again the tall figure striding ungraciously into the Masonic Hall. Followed a few moments later by Stella Galpin-Lord, who was sniffing. Had she been crying? The memory seemed to be dragged up from years ago, not just a fortnight. But it was very distinct. He remembered the woman's face contorted with fury in the Hate Game.
That decided him. He picked up the phone again and asked for an Edinburgh number.
At first there seemed to be a crossed line, a well-spoken middle-aged woman's voice cutting across James Milne's, but it cleared and the two men could hear each other distinctly. âJames, I've been thinking again about some aspects of the case.'
âReally. So have I.'
âIt doesn't all fit, does it?'
âI think most of it does.' The Laird's voice sounded reluctant. He and Charles had worked out a solution that was intellectually satisfying and he did not want their results challenged. It was the schoolmaster in him, the academic hearing that his theory has just been superseded by a publication from another university.
âYou may be right, James. But for my own peace of mind, there are one or two people I'd just like to check a few details with. So I'm coming back to Edinburgh.'
âAh. And you're asking me to put my Dr Watson hat back on?'
âIf you don't mind.'
âDelighted. You'll stay here, of course?'
âThank you.'
âWhen are you arriving?'
âDon't know exactly. It'll be tomorrow some time. As you know, I'm out here at Clachenmore and getting back involves a taxi to Dunoon, ferry across the Clyde to Gourock, bus to Glasgow and God knows what else. So don't expect me till late afternoon.'
âFine. And you'll tell me all then?'
âExactly. Cheerio.'
Then something odd happened. Charles heard the phone put down the other end twice. There were two separate clicks.
Two separate clicksâwhat the hell could that mean? He was about to dismiss it as a vagary of the Scottish telephone system when a thought struck him. There were two extensions of the same telephone at Coates Gardens, one in the Laird's flat and one in the hall. Perhaps what he had taken to be a crossed line at the beginning of the call had been someone answering the downstairs telephone. And the first click was that person putting their receiver down. In other words, someone could have heard all of the conversation.
Only one woman likely to be in Coates Gardens had a middle-aged voice.
The journey to Edinburgh developed another complication when he tried to order a taxi. The only firm for miles was in Tighnabruiach and there was a funeral there the following morning which was going to appropriate every car; they could not get one to the Clachenmore Hotel until half past two in the afternoon.
There was nothing to be done about it. It just meant another morning's fishing and another of Mrs Parker's gargantuan lunches. There were worse fates.
The next morning was very, very wet. Rain fell as if God had upturned a bottomless bucket. Frances decided that she would not venture out; she curled up on the sofa in the Lounge with
Watership Down
.
âWhat do you think about fishing?' Charles asked, hoping Mr Parker's reply would excuse him from going out.
âYes, not bad weather for it.'
Damn. Charles started to pull on his anorak. âActually,' Mr Parker continued, âTam was asking if I thought you'd like to go after some salmon.'
That sounded a lot more attractive than pulling worms out of damp clods in the hope of another five-inch trout. âReally? Is he about?'
âWas earlier. There was a phone call for him. I'll see.'