Sherlock Holmes and The Sword of Osman (2 page)

‘Visitors are urged to follow the dotted line. Where do the dots commence?'

‘At the Main Entrance,' I replied, perplexed. ‘Where else would they start?'

‘Exactly so!' Holmes exclaimed triumphantly. ‘It says “Passengers should be dropped from their carriages at the Main Entrance”. I am invited to meet at the North Entrance, even though it's much further from the Stork & Ostrich House.'

I frowned, still unconvinced.

‘What of the North Entrance?' I questioned.

‘It can only mean our visitor wishes to remain incognito. The sighting of a
rara avis
on my bee-farm indeed. It's equally likely our visitor will prove to be a rare bird too. That particular entrance leads us to the Regent's Canal which we cross by a bridge and straight away take the tunnel under the Outer Circle. Surely that can only be to avoid photographers who spend their days lying in wait at the Main Entrance for visitors of high importance.

‘Incidentally,' he added, ‘the suggestion of an opus on the meadow-flower in Mesolithic honey cultures may be a notable example of your pawky wit but one well worth my consideration.'

We Meet The Mysterious Ornithologist

We paid off the carriage at the North Entrance to the Zoo. The pair of dappled greys clopped away. A polite young man greeted us. He led us past the Winter Cranes House and the Kangaroo Paddock and across the canal bridge. The tunnel took us under the Outer Circle. A light wind gusted between the cages as we approached the Stork & Ostrich House, where our guide left us.

Inside the building a zoo keeper was addressing a group of children. He singled out a stork.

‘The Abdim's Stork is also known as the White-bellied Stork,' he told them. ‘The name commemorates the Turkish Governor of Wadi Halfa in Sudan, Bey El-Arnaut Abdim. Note the grey legs and bill and red knees and feet. At 29 inches it's the smallest species of stork, and weighs just over 2lbs.'

‘Just like that boy Howie,' one of the girls whispered loudly. The other girls tittered.

The guide continued.

‘The White-bellied Stork is distributed in open habitats from Ethiopia south to South Africa. It prefers locusts, caterpillars and other large insects although the bird will also eat small reptiles, amphibians, mice, crabs and eggs. By contrast with another stork, the Shoebill, this species is welcomed and protected by local African belief as a harbinger of rain and good luck. In the breeding season it develops red facial skin in front of the eye and blue skin near the bill.'

Another schoolgirl whispered ‘Just like Jimmy Webster' and again the gaggle tittered.

My impatience was growing. It was my intention to spend just the half-hour and then to leave Holmes and the mysterious visitor to discuss matters ornithological while I wended my way to the Army & Navy stores to purchase my tropical outfit and a new camera. For the latter I had arranged for a demonstration of the Lizars 1/4 Plate Challenge Model E.

My plan to get to the Army & Navy stores before closing-time was in jeopardy. I was consulting my watch ostentatiously for Holmes's benefit when a man in his mid-forties entered the Stork & Ostrich House. He wore a grey mackintosh buttoned to the neck, grey gloves and a fawn-coloured fedora with a light blue band around the crown. I judged the hat had been made by Teresio Borsalini. The front of the brim was snapped down as though to ward off the sharper rays of the sun.

‘Gentlemen,' he said, removing a glove and offering a hand, ‘my apologies for keeping you waiting.'

He gazed at Holmes.

‘We have not met before, sir, but I am conversant with your appearance from the society pages. I am very grateful to you for coming such a long way. And to you too, Dr. Watson.'

‘For my part,' I returned, ‘I am now on my way. I merely came...'

Before I could mention my destination and reason for visiting the Army & Navy Stores, Holmes intervened.

‘Don't dream of going, Watson. I very much prefer having a witness, if only as a check to my memory.'

He turned to our visitor with an odd stare.

‘I understand you are compiling a work of ornithology, sir, hence your interest in a certain bird spotted on my bee-farm.'

‘Exactly so,' our visitor nodded, with an evasive smile. ‘My interest in birds is long standing.'

‘The title of your book?' I asked politely.

‘The publisher suggests
The Charm of Birds
, though I ask you to be patient. It may not make an appearance in the book-shops for some years yet.'

Holmes gestured towards the inmates in the cages.

‘Storks and ostriches are not especially mellifluous songsters. And on names, sir, you clearly intend to maintain your advantage over...'

As he spoke these words, my comrade gave a start of recognition.

‘Why, of course! Sir Edward! Shall we dispense with the pretence of the search for the wayward marsh tit. Could you explain precisely why you inveigled me here?'

I threw Holmes a startled look. Why was he calling our visitor ‘Sir Edward'?

The man's response was immediate. He reached up to undo the top buttons of his coat. A black lounge jacket peeped through the open neck, followed by an edge of black waistcoat. The folds of a black cambric cravat were held together by a silver stick pin with a plain jet centre.

‘Mr. Holmes, you must forgive the charade,' he replied. ‘Yes, you are the
rara avis
I had in mind. I asked to meet here inside the Zoological Gardens because I adjudged the location the least likely for anyone from the newspapers to catch sight of us together and only half-an-hour by carriage from where I am myself caged. I shall come to the point at once. Mr. Holmes, you and Dr. Watson...' and here he offered me a courteous inclination of his head, ‘...could be pivotal in investigating a matter which could cause cataclysms right across Europe and raise great difficulties for our overseas Empire too.'

He halted, giving Holmes an enquiring, almost comical look. ‘May I ask how you divined my identity?'

‘My dear sir,' Holmes replied, ‘you seem well-acquainted with my methods. I'm sure you can answer your own query.'

‘I cannot. You made a deduction, but how?'

‘The very palpable effort to cover something up,' came the breezy response. ‘It was not so much the mackintosh itself but the fact it was buttoned up. We are experiencing remarkable warmth so early in summer. It was my supposition you might be determined to hide some particular fact or condition behind your outer garb which made me look for a clue elsewhere.'

‘Elsewhere?' our confederate exclaimed, squinting down at his half-boots. ‘This footwear doesn't seem exceptional for a stroll around the Zoological Gardens.'

‘Not downwards, Sir Edward. Upwards,' Holmes responded, smiling. ‘The first clue was revealed by the very hat you thought would help hide your identity.'

Overcome with curiosity I intervened, ‘What of the fedora? It's a very fine...'

‘Not so much the fedora, Watson.'

‘Then?'

‘The petersham band around the crown.'

Holmes motioned at the light blue ribbon.

‘It's been placed hastily. See how it doesn't sit right. Also there's a slight difference in the nap of the crown resulting from an earlier presence, a tight band about two inches in width attached by those remaining black threads. Only the deepest mourning would call for such a wide crape band. Then when Sir Edward unbuttoned his coat it was confirmed the period of mourning has not yet ended.'

‘Of course!' I burst out. ‘Sir Edward
Grey
, the Foreign Secretary!'

‘Precisely,' Holmes affirmed. ‘Not wishing to be identified on his way here, almost certainly Sir Edward scrummaged around in the House of Commons and came across a boater belonging to a Cambridge graduate from which he filched the band, intending to replace it on the fedora with the black crape on his return to the House.'

I had failed to recognise the Foreign Secretary, so utterly out of context in the Zoological Society Gardens and buttoned to the hilt. I recollected a newsreel portraying Sir Edward along a stretch of river, catching trout on the dry-fly. Without apparent effort the line went out straight as an arrow, as light as thistledown, fisherman, line, rod, cast and fly all in unison. His face was regularly caricatured by Spy for
Vanity Fair
and pictured in the newspapers, especially so the previous February with the announcement of his bereavement. His wife Dorothy had been thrown from a carriage while driving near their Fallodon estate and died three days later.

‘My deepest condolences for your loss, sir,' I said.

The next moment, as though feeling guilty at concealing the signs of mourning, Grey drew off a glove and exposed on the third finger a plain jet ring with a surround of hair set in crystal.

‘A lock of her hair,' he explained, tapping the ring with a sad look. ‘I carry everywhere a letter I'd half-written on the morning of the accident. I shall hand it to her when she and I are reunited in the Hereafter.'

‘Sir,' I offered, ‘the effect on your work, though it cannot be weighed or defined, must needs be very great.'

He looked at me appreciatively.

‘As you would know personally, Dr. Watson. Your wife passed away at a similar age, I believe. I shared with Dorothy all my mind, all my happiness, all my pursuits. There are times when I get to my feet in the House of Commons and stare out at the faces of the Opposition, or sense scorn among those at my back or side on the Government benches... only quarter in jest I beg a kindly Providence to lose me my seat. I could retire from public life without reproach. Nevertheless I had to carry on. It was she who begged me to seek re-election to Parliament but I tell you, gentlemen, I'd far rather catch a three-pound trout on the Itchen than make a highly successful speech in the House.'

Sir Edward motioned towards a path.

‘Perhaps we can retire to a quieter part of the Zoo.'

As we walked he went on gravely, ‘I owe you a complete explanation. I presume I can speak in the utmost confidence?'

‘Certainly you may!' I assured him energetically. ‘Why, Holmes and I have kept confidences of the most sensitive nature - for example, when a certain member of one of the highest, noblest, most exalted families in England, His Grace...'

Holmes broke in swiftly.

‘What my good friend Watson means is that you have our guarantee that nothing which passes between us...'

‘...of course I have,' Grey broke in. ‘This won't be the first matter of State brought to your attention involving the safety and wellbeing of nations. It's said you hold the honour of half the British peerage in your keeping and know that the other half has no honour to lose. I'm well apprised of the invaluable assistance you gave England in another matter in which the security of our country was compromised. Dr. Watson...' again he bowed slightly in my direction, ‘...titled the case
The Adventure of the Naval Treaty
. The matter to hand is of an importance at least the equal, and one might say the long-term consequences greater.'

‘Sir Edward, you say this is a matter of State,' Holmes pressed. ‘Why do you wish to engage my small talent rather than that of Scotland Yard or the hundreds of diplomats at your disposal?'

Sir Edward pointed to the North exit. ‘I have a trap outside. If you'll follow me, there is something I'd like to show you.'

By now I was late for my appointment at the Army & Navy Stores but my curiosity was growing by the minute. We were with a man in whose palm lay every lever controlling the Empire's foreign policy. What in heaven's name could he wish to talk to Holmes about?

***

Sir Edward was some ten paces ahead when we reached the horse trap tucked in the shade of a great plane tree. He reached into the cab and with considerable difficulty brought out a large flat object, oblong and thin. The cloth fell away to reveal an oil-painting of three grandly-attired figures in a formal pose. I recognised two of them without difficulty, the late Great Queen as a young woman and next to her a pompous Emperor Napoleon III. They stared across the canvas at the third figure. The man wore a fez with a long black tassel and an imposing uniform with brilliant decorations. He was stretching out a magnificent sword for them to inspect.

I pointed at the exotic figure and said, ‘Has the matter to do with this person? If so, he is...?'

‘The Ottoman Sultan Abdul Mejid, long deceased. He is the father of Sultan Abd-ul-Hamid II, the current ruler of the Turkish Empire,' came the reply. ‘It's not the man himself who concerns us, rather the weapon in his hand. I ask you to examine it closely.'

Holmes drew a silver and chrome magnifying glass from a pocket. He examined the sword in minute detail. Without explanation, Holmes transferred his scrutiny from the sword to the Sultan's features. Eventually he stepped back and replaced the glass in a pocket.

It was my turn. The sword appeared to be about four feet long and some four inches in width at the cross-guard. It bore a resemblance to the traditional Indian talwars with steel hilts and gold koftgari decoration I was accustomed to in the Indian subcontinent. On the Ottoman sword a gold cartouche was picked out in the centre of the blade at the start of a series of thin grooves. The hilt was of a black stone, the cross-bar decorated in relief in gold and black niello with a large emerald at the centre. A golden dragon-head formed the grip.

Grey resumed.

‘This sword of state is called the Sword of Osman - after the founder of the Ottoman Dynasty. It's worn only at the investiture of a new sultan. In this painting the artist decided to depict the former sultan with the sword in his hand as a symbol of power, though in fact between inaugurations it never leaves Yildiz Palace where it's guarded behind heavy locked doors twenty-four hours a day.'

‘Why should this weapon be of any interest to His Britannic Majesty's Government?' Holmes asked.

‘Rumours are doing the rounds of a plot to steal it,' the Foreign Secretary replied. ‘His Majesty's Government believes the matter must be taken very seriously.'

I frowned. The fate of an ancient sword hardly merited Holmes's journey from Sussex to London, or even from my medical practice just a mile or so away.

‘Why would any such theft matter to England?' I pursued.

‘Dr. Watson, I can assure you I wouldn't easily enter on a subterfuge to get Mr. Holmes to meet me here today if it were not of the utmost importance. He who holds the sword of state holds the key to power over the entire Turkish Empire. Its loss could mean the fall of the Sultan. If Abd-ul-Hamid falls, the ghost universe which is the present Ottoman Empire could totter and collapse like a house of cards.'

I fell silent, waiting for Holmes to respond. I judged the matter of little consequence, at most a quarrel among faraway peoples about whom we knew scarcely anything - and what we did know we didn't like.

For a moment Holmes appeared too absorbed with his own thoughts to give any immediate answer. Then to my dismay my comrade replied in the affirmative.