Authors: Piers Anthony
Chapter 26
Hero's Progress
SNAP!
Bright light filled the tunnel as Kelvin's gauntlet activated the weapon. WHOOMPTH! echoed and reechoed inside his head. His hand was hurting, and he was screaming, and above his face and head was an enormous open reptilian maw bordered by gaping reptilian jaws. The weapon was almost in the monster's throat, and the sword-length fangs were dripping acid drops all the way around.
He wasn't certain how it happened, but he was out from under the frozen reptile, and feeling the terrible burns on his arms and legs and shoulders where corrosive drops had hit. The girl, standing so close in the now darkened tunnel, was screaming, while outside in the sickly morning sunlight there was renewed activity. Heeto and Jac and Biscuit and the horses danced and jockeyed and moved with the unfreezing that coincided with the abrupt immobility of the serpent.
It
was frozen now, while
they
were free.
He grabbed Lonny's hand and pulled her outside. There, still screaming inside himself and starting to echo those screams with his voice, he pointed at his acid burns with the weapon, and waved at Jac's prancing horse.
Jac was down in a moment, applying the ointment that immediately soothed the skin and ameliorated the burn. There were four burns on his body, and the burn on the gauntlet, but all of them ceased to hurt the instant the balm was applied, and commenced rapid healing.
“Thank you, Gods, and thank you, Jac!” What a relief, what a relief! No longer to burn!
“We've got to get away,” Jac said. “Before you-know-what happens.”
“Right!”
In a moment he was in a saddle, the weapon stuck under his belt, Lonny in front of him on the war-horse. Then they were riding back the way they had come, out of Serpent Valley and its horror.
“You did it!” Biscuit exclaimed as they were clear of the tunnels. “You've gotten the weapon and you've rescued Lonny Burk! Now we can challenge Rowforth properly, andâ”
“I didn'tâ” Kelvin started. But what could he say? That he had been frozen like the rest of them, but that the gauntlet had seemingly made his finger pull the trigger? That hardly made sense; the gauntlets had never done anything of themselves, they had only implemented the desire of their wearer. Sometimes they had been pretty devious about it, but that was what they had done.
Well, he had wanted to stop the serpent. So maybe he had done it. Maybe he had been physically frozen, but had willed the gauntlets to pull the trigger. Yes, that must have been it. So maybe he was a bit of the hero others thought him to be. He only wished he could be more certain of it.
“We'll need an army,” Jac said. “Don't think that with one great hero and one great weaponâwhatever it isâwe've got the means. No matter how good Kelvin is, and I admit he's tremendous, we still need an army to pit against Rowforth's.”
“You can have one.” Lonny spoke up, surprising all of them. “Kian and I found treasure back there. With enough silver scales to buy all the weapons and men it will take! The only problems are that I'm not sure I can find the place again, and it's guarded by serpents in such numbers that there's no chance of getting in there, getting the treasure, and getting out alive.”
“You did it,” Kelvin said. “You got in there and out. You and Kian.”
“Yes,” she said. “But not with treasure. The silver skins were all over, piled head-deep. But the serpentsâno way can I ever return there!”
“Not even to save Kian's life?” Kelvin asked.
She swallowed, looking into his face. “For that. Only for that.”
*
The next day was spent in going over every detail of the time Lonny and Kian had spent in the tunnels. Lonny's memory wasn't perfect, but she recalled all the main events and the order in which they had occurred. Then they talked of going back, entering the tunnel she and Kian had found, and making their way to the treasure. With the treasure they could buy an army that was composed of hired soldiers. Here there was Shrood, a kingdom that dealt in mercenaries. All that was needed to buy an army was wealth: exactly as was the case back in the other frame.
“But the weakest part of all this is the weapon,” Kelvin said amidst plans. “We don't know that it will always work. I have no idea what it does or how.”
“You understand magic, Kelvin?” Biscuit growled.
Kelvin shook his head in negation.
“But you use it, right?”
“Iâguess.”
“Well, just say it's magic. Somehow it stops the critters. That's enough, isn't it?”
“IâI suppose.” But would it
always
work? Would he always have time to point the weapon and activate it? He still could not remember pulling the trigger, or telling the gauntlets to. He must have done it, butâ¦
“Your gauntlets know what to do,” Lonny said. She seemed to be one of the nicest girls he had encountered, next to his wife, but like his sister, Jon, she was always speaking up.
“That seems true enough,” Jac said, and Biscuit and Heeto both nodded enthusiastically.
“If only Kian had brought more dragonberries,” Kelvin moaned.
“Well, he didn't,” Biscuit said gruffly. “And I never heard of them before he appeared. I don't think they grow in our world at all.”
“Maybe not,” Kelvin said. “If you don't have dragons.” What a crazy mixed-up world, that didn't have dragons!
“Who cares about dragons?” Biscuit demanded impatiently. “Or their berries? It's serpents we have to deal with!”
“Exactly,” Kelvin said. “The dragonberries enable us to spy out the terrain before we go there. Without themâwell, if we go in and let the gauntlets lead us to the chamber, and I carry the Mouvar weapon in my hand, what's to prevent a serpent coming up behind andâ”
“Whatever that weapon is, it didn't seem to hurt us,” Jac said. “It somehow released us from the motionless spell just as it froze the serpent.”
“It's as if the spell is returned,” Kelvin mused.
“Returned?” Biscuit asked.
“As if it bounces back. As if it returns somehow to affect the serpent instead of its prey.”
“Good an explanation as any,” Biscuit admitted.
Was it? Somehow Kelvin didn't think so, now that he had voiced it. Certainly his father would have wanted more of an explanation. But what after all was the difference? He couldn't come to any clear answer on that, either.
“You have how many men to carry out treasure, assuming we get there?” he asked Jac.
“There's eighteen of us,” the bandit said.
Eighteen to carry out treasure. Eighteen to raise an army and fight a war. But at home it had been that way as well. He always seemed to be on the side that had to scramble just to make a decent showing, while the enemy always seemed to be dominant.
“What about the horses?”
“Heeto and Lonny can have them ready at the valley's rim. When they see us come out loaded with skins, they'll come.”
“If they're not discovered!”
“They won't be. Heeto's very alert, and no flopear can run as fast as a horse.”
“I want to come, too!” Lonny said, surprising all of them. She really looked determined.
“You said you wouldn't go back,” Kelvin reminded her.
“I said I would, to save Kian.”
“But you said Kian's a captive of the flopears, so he's not at the silver hoard.”
“I changed my mind. I can help him best by helping you.”
No one cared to argue with that.
“We'll need someone to handle the horses, and Heeto shouldn't have the burden alone.” Jac spoke like a real leader then. “If you want to help Kian and your kingdom, you do what you're told.”
“Iâ” Her face flushed. “Iâwill,” she finally said.
“Good. Then it's settled. We'll leave the desert now, and camp in the mountains. First drizzly morning we get, we ride down into Serpent Valley as planned.”
*
Thus it was much sooner than he had expected that Kelvin was leading a small army of bandits on foot down the winding road through a drippy morning mist that was nearly rain. No one spoke on the walk down, and Kelvin felt the knot in his stomach hurting him as he walked. He was reminded of the trip he and Jon had made so long ago into dragon territory. The dragon's gold had financed an army for them and made a revolution possible. Was serpent's silver going to do the same? All he could do was go along with events and hope; somehow it always came down to that when things were happening and a great deal was dependent on him.
But I never wanted to be a hero!
he protested in his own mind.
Only the prophecy and a pair of gauntlets like these ever made me one! Only these, and in a different world than this!
The mist was rising as they crossed the valley to the serpent hole that Kian and Lonny had originally entered. They would not be quite in the dark, because every third man would carry a large glowroom impaled on a sword blade. Coming back, if they came back, the blades with the fungus might reduce the amount of treasure they would carry, but light would be essential. Each man had a large basket strapped on his back, sufficient, it was thought, to carry a load of skins that would buy the mercenary services of a thousand good men. Even Kelvin had a basket, though he would rather have had his arms and shoulders entirely free. The thought of meeting even one gigantic serpent was chilling, but if Lonny had spoken true, and he feared she had, they might encounter a hundred. Would the gauntlets be able to move fast enough? Would the Mouvar weapon somehow magically cause all the serpents to freeze?
They reached the tunnel and entered it without mishap. They encountered not a single serpent or flopear. Somehow, that did not make Kelvin feel easy. The gauntlet on his right hand holding the Mouvar weapon led them on and on, and finally, just as he was beginning to lose hope, to the natural chamber with its eerily glowing moss.
Kelvin kept waiting for his gauntlets to grow warm and start tingling with the danger signal, but nothing happened. The party walked past the natural doorways and openings of serpent tunnels, seeing no serpents. They passed under stalactites hanging like gigantic teeth above them, and between stalagmites rising like gigantic teeth from below. They passed the crystal outcroppings, and there indeed were the gems Lonny had mentioned. They came to the crystal waterfall, and Kelvin had to catch his breath in wonder.
Then the narrow chamber, which they entered single file between two stalagmites, where the glowing mushrooms grew, similar to those they carried. Now the natural stairs to the deeper level, the good air coming in, the high-up serpent holes, and the piles and piles of discarded serpentskins.
Yet still no serpents. None at all. The others were gratified, but Kelvin was increasingly nervous. Where were those monsters? How much better he would feel if he only knew!
Thankfully, they gathered up the skins and stuffed their baskets. Then, loaded with several fortunes, they made their way back. The serpents never made an appearance.
Lonny and Heeto brought the horses as soon as they were outside. They loaded the baskets on the animals, and still disaster did not strike. How strange!
The sun was out now, and it was a very bright day. There should have been serpents sunning themselves, but there were none. No serpents, no flopears.
They walked up the road, out of Serpent Valley, leading the horses. Everyone was watchful, but no one dared to speak. When they had at last reached the tree with the silver chimes, Jac spoke to Kelvin: “I think that the Mouvar weapon scared them so that they kept out of sight.”
“That must be it,” Kelvin said, but inside he very much doubted it. There had to be more, some sound reason why they had not been attacked and devoured by the serpents, or killed or captured by their guardians. Somehow they had been allowed to get away with it, and that bothered him even more than if they had been attacked.
*
Kelvin had little time to contemplate the oddity of their successful foray into the serpents' realm. Almost immediately they were buying pack animals and replacement horses. Two days later, slicked up and disguised as successful merchants, they were on their way to Shrood.
For Kelvin, it was almost like a return trip to Throod. The territory they passed through seemed almost the same. They ate the same fruits, saw nearly the same people and wildlife. Only one incident on the way seemed remarkably different. A large purple-and-cream-colored bird flew overhead, calling from its long beak; “Ca-thar-sis! Ca-thar-sis!”
Kelvin watched the bird fly over, and then asked Jac, who was riding next to him, “Primary bird?”
“Purgative bird,” Jac said.
“Purgative? I thought it was excretory,” said Biscuit, overhearing.
“It's called both,” Jac said. “But primary? Where'd you get that, Kelvin?”
“From home,” Kelvin said. “Another bird.” He did not add that the bird was blue and white and called what sounded like “Cau-sal-i-ty! Cau-sal-i-ty!” Both frames, it seemed, had birds in this kingdom afflicted with philosophy. Somehow this seemed part of the natural order.
As on the first trip, or rather his almost identical journey back home, Kelvin noted that the bird had chosen to fly over just where the road ran downhill past a stone cairn. When he reached the cairn he was not at all surprised to be told that it was dedicated to the memory of Shrood's soldiers who had perished in the two-hundred-year-old war with Hud. Histories had paralleled closely, even to the length of apparent time that had elapsed.
“Recruitment House ahead,” said Biscuit, wiping orange fruit juice from his mouth and pointing. Except that he was Biscuit instead of Crumb, and the fruit juice was of a different shade, it was the same as previously, when they had brought dragon scales for wealth.