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Authors: Rudyard Kipling
That was more than enough! I had my ghost – a first-hand, authenticated article. I would write to the Society for Psychical Research – I would paralyse the Empire with the news! But I would, first of all, put eighty miles of sound assessed crop-land between myself and that dâk-bungalow before nightfall. The Society might send their regular agent to investigate later on.
I went into my own room and prepared to pack after noting down the facts of the case. As I smoked I heard the game beginagain – with a miss in balk this time, for the whirr was a short one.
The door was open and I could see into the room.
Click
–
click
!That was a cannon. I entered the room without fear, for there was sunlight within and a fresh breeze without. The unseen game was going on at a tremendous rate. And well it might, when a restless little rat was running to and fro inside the dingy ceiling-cloth, and a piece of loose window-sash was making fifty breaks off the window bolt as it shook in the breeze.
Impossible to mistake the sound of billiard-balls! Impossible to mistake the whirr of a ball over the slate! But I was to be excused. Even when I shut my enlightened eyes the sound was marvellously like that of a fast game.
Entered angrily the faithful partner of my sorrows. Kadir Baksh.
‘This bungalow is very bad and low-caste! No wonder the Presence was disturbed and is speckled. Three sets of doolie-bearers came to the bungalow late last night when I was sleeping outside, and said that it was their custom to rest in the rooms set apart for the white men! What honour has the butler? They tried to enter, but I told them to go. No wonder, if these low people have been here, that the Presence is sorely spotted. It is shame, and the work of a dirty man!’
Kadir Baksh did not say that he had taken from each gang two annas for rent in allowance, and then, beyond my ear-shot, had beaten them with the big green umbrella whose use I could never before divine. But Kadir Baksh has no notions of morality.
There was an interview with the butler, but as he promptly lost his head, wrath gave place to pity, and pity led to a long conversation, in the course of which he put the fat Engineer-
Sahib
’ stragic death in three separate stations – two of them fifty miles away. The third shift was to Calcutta, and there the
Sahib
died while driving a dog-cart.
If I had encouraged him the butler would have wandered all through Bengal with his corpse.
I did not go away as soon as I intended. I stayed for thenight, while the wind and the rat and the sash and the window-bolt played a ding-dong ‘hundred and fifty up’. Then the wind ran out and the billiards stopped, and I felt that I had ruined my one genuine ghost-story.
Had I only stopped at the proper time, I could have made nearly anything out of it.
That was the bitterest thought of all!
There are men, both good and wise, who hold that in a future state
Dumb creatures we have cherished here below
Will give us joyous welcome as we pass the Golden Gate.
Is it folly if I hope it may be so?
The Place Where the Old Horse Died
If there were any explanation available here, I should be the first person to offer it. Unfortunately, there is not, and I am compelled to confine myself to the facts of the case as vouched for by Hordene and confirmed by ‘Guj,’ who is the last man in the world to throw away a valuable horse for nothing.
Jale came up with
Thurinda
to the Shayid Spring meeting; and besides
Thurinda
his string included
Divorce, Meg’s Diversions
and
Benoni –
ponies of sorts. He won the Officers’ Scurry – five furlongs – with
Benoni
on the first day, and that sent up the price of the stable in the evening lotteries; for
Benoni
was the worst-looking of the three, being a pigeon-toed, split-chested
dâk
horse, with a wonderful gift of blundering in on his shoulders – ridden out to the last ounce – but
first.
Next day Jale was riding
Divorce
in the Wattle and Dab Stakes – round the jump course; and she turned over at the on-and-off course when she was leading and managed to break her neck. She never stirred from the place where she dropped, and Jale did not move either till he was carried off the ground to his tent close to the big
shamiana
where the lotteries were held. He had ricked his back, and everything below the hips was as dead as timber. Otherwise he was perfectly well. The doctor said that the stiffness would spread and that he would die before morning. Jale insisted upon knowing the worst, and when he heard it sent a pencil note to the Honorary Secretary, saying that they were not to stop the races or do anything foolish of that kind. If he hung on till the next day thenominations for the third day’s racing would not be void, and he would settle up all claims before he threw up his hand. This relieved the Honorary Secretary, because most of the horses had come from a long distance, and, under any circumstance, even had the Judge dropped dead in the box, it would have been impossible to have postponed the racing. There was a great deal of money on the third day, and five or six of the owners were gentlemen who would make even one day’s delay an excuse. Well, settling would not be easy. No one knew much about Jale. He was an outsider from down country, but every one hoped that, since he was doomed, he would live through the third day and save trouble.
Jale lay on his charpoy in the tent and asked the doctor and the man who catered to the refreshments – he was the nearest at the time – to witness his will. ‘I don’t know how long my arms will be workable,’ said Jale, ‘and we’d better get this business over.’ The private arrangements of the will concern nobody but Jale’s friends; but there was one clause that was rather curious. ‘Who was that man with the brindled hair who put me up for a night until the tent was ready? The man who rode down to pick me up when I was smashed. Nice sort of fellow he seemed.’‘Hordene?’ said the doctor. ‘Yes, Hordene. Good chap, Hordene. He keeps Bull whisky. Write down that I give this Johnnie Hordene
Thurinda
for his own, if he can sell the other ponies.
Thurinda
’sa good mare. He can enter her – post-entry – for the All Horse Sweep if he likes – on the last day. Have you got that down? I suppose the Stewards’ll recognise the gift?’‘No trouble about that,’ said the doctor. ‘All right. Give him the other two ponies to sell. They’re entered for the last day, but I shall be dead then. Tell him to send the money to—’ Here he gave an address. ‘Now I’ll sign and you sign, and that’s all. This deadness is coming up between my shoulders.’
Jale lived, dying very slowly, till the third day’s racing, and up till the time of the lotteries on the fourth day’s racing. The doctor was rather surprised. Hordene came in to thank him for his gift, and to suggest it would be much better to sell
Thurinda
with the others. She was the best of them all, andwould have fetched twelve hundred on her looking-over merits only. ‘Don’t you bother,’ said Jale. ‘You take her. I rather like you. I’ve got no people, and that Bull whisky was first-class stuff. I’m pegging out now, I think.’
The lottery-tent outside was beginning to fill, and Jale heard the click of the dice. ‘That’s all right,’ said he. ‘I wish I was there, but – I’m – going to the drawer.’ Then he died quietly. Hordene went into the lottery-tent, after calling the doctor. ‘How’s Jale?’ said the Honorary Secretary. ‘Gone to the drawer,’ said Hordene, settling into a chair and reaching out for a lottery paper. ‘Poor beggar!’ said the Honorary Secretary. ‘’Twasn’t the fault of our on-and-off, though. The mare blundered. Gentlemen! gentlemen! Nine hundred and eighty rupees in the lottery, and
River of Years
for sale!’ The lottery lasted far into the night, and there was a supplementary lottery on the All Horse Sweep, where
Thurinda
sold for a song, and was not bought by her owner. ‘It’s not lucky,’ said Hordene, and the rest of the men agreed with him. ‘I ride her myself, but I don’t know anything about her, and I wish to goodness I hadn’t taken her,’ said he. ‘Oh, bosh! Never refuse a horse or a drink, however you come by them. No one objects, do they? Not going to refer this matter to Calcutta, are we? Here, somebody, bid! Eleven hundred and fifty rupees in the lottery, and
Thurinda –
absolutely unknown, acquired under the most dramatic circumstances from about
the
toughest man it has ever been my good fortune to meet – for sale. Hullo, Nurji, is that you? Gentlemen, where a Pagan bids shall enlightened Christians hang back? Ten! Going, going, gone!’‘You want ha-af, sar?’ said the battered native trainer to Hordene. ‘No, thanks – not a bit of her for me.’
The All Horse Sweep was run, and won by
Thurinda
by about a street and three-quarters, to be very accurate, amid derisive cheers, which Hordene, who flattered himself that he knew something about riding, could not understand. On pulling up he looked over his shoulder and saw that the second horse was only just passing the box. ‘Now, how did I make much a fool of myself?’ he said as he returned to weigh out. His friends gathered round him and asked tenderly whetherthis was the first time that he had got up, and whether it was
absolutely
necessary that the winning horse should be ridden out when the field were hopelessly pumped, a quarter of a mile behind, etc, etc. ‘I – I – thought
River of Years
was pressing me,’ explained Hordene. ‘
River of Years
was wallowing, absolutely wallowing,’ said a man, ‘before you turned into the straight. You rode like a – hang it – like a Militia subaltern!’
The Shayid Spring meeting broke up and the sportsmen turned their steps towards the next carcase – the Ghoriah Spring. With them went
Tburinda
’sowner, the happy possessor of an almost perfect animal. ‘She’s as easy as a Pullman car and about twice as fast,’ he was wont to say in moments of confidence to his intimates. ‘For all her bulk, she’s as handy as a polo-pony; a child might ride her, and when she’s at the post she’s as cute – she’s as cute as the bally starter himself.’ Many times had Hordene said this, till at last one unsympathetic friend answered with: ‘When a man
bukhs
too much about his wife or his horse, it’s a sure sign he’s trying to make himself like ’em. I mistrust your
Thurinda.
She’s too good, or else—’‘Or else what?’‘You’re trying to believe you like her.’‘Like her! I
love
her! I trust that darling as I’m shot if I’d trust you. I’d hack her for tuppence.’‘Hack away, then. I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I don’t hack my stable myself, but some horses go better for it. Come and peacock at the band-stand this evening.’ To the band-stand accordingly Hordene came, and the lovely
Thurinda
comported herself with all the gravity and decorum that might have been expected. Hordene rode home with the scoffer, through the dusk, discoursing on matters indifferent. ‘Hold up a minute,’ said his friend, ‘there’s Gagley riding behind us.’ Then, raising his voice: ‘Come along, Gagley! I want to speak to you about the Race Ball.’ But no Gagley came; and the couple went forward at a trot. ‘Hang it! There’s that man behind us still.’ Hordene listened and could clearly hear the sound of a horse trotting, apparently just behind them. ‘Come on, Gagley! Don’t play bo-peep in that ridiculous way,’ shouted the friend. Again no Gagley. Twenty yards farther there was a crash and a stumble as the friend’s horse came down over an unseen rathole. ‘How muchdamaged?’ asked Hordene. ‘Sprained my wrist,’ was the dolorous answer, ‘and there is something wrong with my knee-cap. There goes my mount to-morrow, and this gee is cut like a cab-horse.’
On the first day of the Ghoriah meeting
Thurinda
was hopelessly ridden out by a native jockey, to whose care Hordene had at the last moment been compelled to confide her. ‘You forsaken idiot!’ said he, ‘what made you begin riding as soon as you were clear? She had everything safe, if you’d only left her alone. You rode her out before the home turn, you hog!’‘What could I do?’ said the jockey sullenly. ‘I was pressed by another horse.’‘Whose “other horse”? There were twenty yards of daylight between you and the ruck. If you’d kept her there even then ’twouldn’t ha’ mattered. But you rode her out – you rode her out!’‘There was another horse and he pressed me to the end, and when I looked round he was no longer there.’ Let us, in charity, draw a veil over Hordene’s language at this point. ‘Goodness knows whether she’ll be fit to pull out again for the last event. D–n you and your other horses! I wish I’d broken your neck before letting you get up!’
Thurinda
was done to a turn, and it seemed a cruelty to ask her to run again in the last race of the day. Hordene rode this time, and was careful to keep the mare within herself at the outset. Once more
Thurinda
left her field – with one exception – a grey horse that hung upon her flanks and could not be shaken off. The mare was done, and refused to answer the call upon her. She tried hopelessly in the straight and was caught and passed by her old enemy.
River of Years –
the chestnut of Kurnaul. ‘You rode well – like a native, Hordene,’ was the unflattering comment. ‘The mare was ridden out before
River of Years.
’‘But the grey,’ began Hordene, and then ceased, for he knew that there was no grey in the race.
Blue Point
and
Diamond Dust,
the only greys at the meeting, were running in the Arab Handicap.
He caught his native jockey. ‘What horse, d’you say, pressed you?’‘I don’t know. It was a grey with nutmeg tickings behind the saddle.’ That evening Hordene sought the great Major Blare-Tyndar, who knew personally the father, mother andancestors of almost every horse brought from
ekka
or ship, that had ever set foot on an Indian race-course. ‘Say, Major, what is a grey horse with nutmeg tickings behind the saddle?’‘A curiosity.
Wendell Holmes
is a grey, with nutmeg on the near shoulder, but there is no horse marked your way, now.’ Then, after a pause: ‘No, I’m wrong – you ought to know. The pony that got you
Thurinda
was grey and nutmeg.’‘How much?’‘
Divorce,
of course. The mare that broke her neck at the Shayid meeting and killed Jale. A big thirteen-three she was. I recollect when she was hacking old Snuffy Beans to office. He bought her from a dealer, who had her left on his hands as a rejection when the Pink Hussars were buying team up country and then—Hullo! The man’s gone!’ Hordene had departed on receipt of information which he already knew. He only demanded extra confirmation. Then he began to argue with himself, bearing in mind that he himself was a sane man, neither gluttonous nor a wine-bibber, with an unimpaired digestion, and that
Thurinda
was to all appearances a horse of ordinary flesh and exceedingly good blood. Arrived at, these satisfactory conclusions, he reargued the whole matter.
Being by nature intensely superstitious, he decided upon scratching
Thurinda
and facing the howl of indignation that would follow. He also decided to leave the Ghoriah meet and change his luck. But it would have been sinful – positively wicked – to have left without waiting for the polo match that was to conclude the festivities. At the last moment before the match, one of the leading players of the Ghoriah team and Hordene’s host discovered that, through the kindly foresight of his head
sais,
every single pony had been taken down to the ground. ‘Lend me a hack, old man,’ he shouted to Hordene as he was changing. ‘Take
Thurinda
,’was the reply. ‘She’ll bring you down in ten minutes.’ And
Thurinda
was accordingly saddled for Marish’s benefit. ‘I’ll go down with you,’ said Hordene. The two rode off together at a hand canter. ‘By Jove! Somebody’s
sais
’ll get kicked for this!’ said Marish, looking round. ‘Look there! He’s coming for the mare! Pull out into the middle of the road.’‘What on earth d’you mean?’‘Well, if
you
can take a strayed horse so calmly, I can’t. Didn’tyou see what a lather that grey was in?’‘What grey?’‘The grey that just passed us – saddle and all. He’s got away from the ground, I suppose. Now he’s turned the corner; but you can hear his hoofs. Listen!’ There was a furious gallop of shod horses, gradually dying into silence. ‘Come along,’ said Hordene. ‘We’re late as it is. We shall know all about it on the ground.’‘Anybody lost a tat?’ asked Marish cheerily as they reached the ground. ‘No, we’ve lost
you.
Double up. You’re late enough as it is. Get up and go in. The teams are waiting.’ Marish mounted his polo-pony and cantered across. Hordene watched the game idly for a few moments. There was a scrimmage, a cloud of dust, and a cessation of play, and a shouting for
saises.
The umpire clattered forward and returned. ‘What has happened?’‘Marish! Neck broken! Nobody’s fault. Pony crossed its legs and came down. Game’s stopped. Thank God, he hasn’t got a wife!’ Again Hordene pondered as he sat on his horse’s back, ‘Under any circumstances it was written that he was to be killed. I had no interest in his death, and he had his warning, I suppose. I can’t make out the system that this infernal mare runs under. Why
him
?Anyway, I’ll shoot her.’ He looked at
Thurinda,
the calm-eyed, the beautiful, and repented. ‘No! I’ll sell her.’