Revenge of the Wrought-Iron Flamingos (16 page)

I thought it was a brilliant theory, but Monty looked unmoved.

"That's very interesting," he said. "We'll keep that in mind as we investigate."

Yeah, sure you will, I thought.

"You ask me, the killer only took the money box to distract us," Monty said. "Whoever did it rifled the booth to make it look like a burglary and lucked out, finding you'd padlocked the wrong case. He took the cash box to make it look like a robbery, but not the computer."

"And why not the computer?" I said. "The cash box only had about a thousand dollars in it – "

"Must be nice to be rich enough not to miss a grand when you lose it," Monty said.

"I didn't say I wouldn't miss it," I said, gritting my teeth. "As a matter of fact, if you don't find it, I'll be eating macaroni and cheese till Ground Hog Day. I meant that my laptop's worth at least twice that. Why would the killer take the cash box to cover up his motive and not a much more valuable laptop?"

"Well, maybe a laptop's a lot harder for the killer to dispose of," Monty said. "One bill spends just like another, but if the killer's an amateur and doesn't know how to fence stolen goods, what's he supposed to do with a laptop? Or maybe – "

He narrowed his eyes, and I knew I wasn't going to like what he said next.

"Maybe the killer didn't want to take the laptop because he knew it was more expensive and, what's more, a lot more trouble for you to replace," he said. "Bet you've got all your business records and stuff on the laptop, right?"

I nodded.

"So maybe the killer's someone you know, and didn't want to hurt you any more than he had to."

"That's ridiculous," I said, but I didn't sound very convincing. "Besides, I just noticed something else."

"What?" Monty said, sounding impatient.

"The CD-ROM drive isn't completely closed," I said.

"Oh, for crying out loud," he muttered.

"And someone has definitely been messing with it," I said, wiping fingerprint dust off my fingers and using a corner of my sweatshirt to pull the CD drawer all the way open.

"How can you tell?"

"Look at this," I said.

"Looks like a normal CD to me," he said, giving it a cursory glance. Michael, looking over my shoulder, gave it a closer inspection, then looked up to me with one eyebrow raised.

"It's a perfectly normal CD-ROM, but it's upside down. See?" I said, picking up the CD-ROM by the edges and holding it up. "The label side was down. I was playing this game a couple of nights ago, and that's the last time I touched the CD-ROM drive. I know I didn't put it in upside down; I don't even think it would play in that position."

Deputy Monty didn't seem to find this very interesting, but he had Cousin Horace bag the laptop as evidence, too. I hoped they took me seriously and dusted the CD for prints or something; otherwise, all I'd accomplished was severely inconveniencing myself by the loss – temporary, I hoped – of my computer as well as my cash.

"Don't worry, we know how to take care of these things," Monty said, waving away my anxious questions about what fingerprint powder would do to my CD-ROM drive. "Why don't you folks go along home? We've got a lot of work to do here. And I'd like to finish as much as possible before the press show up."

So about one A.M. Michael and I finally headed back toward the encampment, hoping to avoid the Town Watch, who would probably jump at the chance to book me for running around in jeans and a sweatshirt. If the Town Watch were still awake. More likely they'd gone home like everybody else when they figured out that Monty wasn't letting anyone gawk at the crime scene. Fat lot of good they'd been at guarding things.

"Well, at least we don't have to worry about how to keep Benson from stealing Rob's software," Michael said.

"True. All we have to worry about is how to keep Rob from getting arrested for murder," I said. "Or me, for that matter."

"Surely they'll figure out from the dress that you couldn't have stabbed him," Michael said. "And Rob probably has an alibi, although I can't believe any sane person would think Rob capable of stabbing someone."

"Oh, that's interesting," I said. "I'll be cleared by forensic evidence and Rob by the strength of his character, is that it? Very complimentary."

"I wouldn't say strength of character, no," Michael said. "More the opposite, really. I think you'd have the gumption to stab someone if you had to – in self-defense, or to protect someone. But Rob? Not likely."

"True, but will a homicide detective believe that? Or a jury?"

"I'm sure it won't come to that," Michael said. "Hey, at least your dad has an alibi. He was with me the whole time you were gone."

"Well, that's a relief," I said. "And that means you have an alibi, too."

"And I'm sure your brother will."

"Which means I'll only have to worry about Faulk, and Tad, and Mrs. Fenniman, and I don't even know who else yet. I'm not sure I'm all that impressed with Deputy Monty's big-city homicide experience."

We stopped talking when we got to the edge of the encampment. Here and there we saw campfires, and when we passed one, we'd nod to the half dozen reenactors gathered around it. But most of the camp had turned in. No wonder. Everyone would have a busy day tomorrow. The men, and the few women who had enlisted in units, would be marching and drilling, firing and cleaning their muskets, and in the late afternoon, participating in a skirmish as a dress rehearsal for Sunday's pitched battle.

Meanwhile, if yesterday was anything to go by, the women would air the bedding, cook three square meals, and clean up afterwards, using water that had to be hauled an authentically inconvenient distance. Not to mention minding any children or livestock who happened to have come along, arguing with the Anachronism Police, and hunting down anything the men misplaced – which, thanks to some innate male talent, they seemed to do as easily in a six-by-eight-foot tent as in a full-sized house. And quite a few of the women would be giving the tourists demonstrations of buttermaking, soapmaking, candlemaking, quilting, and authentic colonial laundry techniques.

I noticed that none of the stragglers loafing around the campfires were women.

Eventually we left the reenactors' area and reached the crafters' section. I'd done my best to see that everyone followed Mrs. Waterston's detailed instructions on what was and wasn't allowed in camp. But whoever laid out the plan for the tent city had apparently foreseen that the crafters' efforts at authenticity would be just a little more haphazard, half-hearted, and implausible than those of the more experienced reenactors. They'd put us at the back, as far as possible from the road – which wasn't really a hardship; we were closer to the water tanks and the privies.

Michael and I ducked into our tent. An authentic period tent, made of off-white canvas. The rope ties that held the flaps closed on either end didn't do much to keep out the bugs; I had my doubts about whether it was waterproof; and it cost several times what a cheap, modern, nylon tent would have. But it was undoubtedly authentic.

And tiny. About six feet wide at the base, eight feet long, and too short for either of us to stand upright. Michael and I had a hard enough time sharing it, and I felt sorry for the rank-and-file colonial soldiers, who supposedly slept six to a tent of this size.

While I tried to straighten out our bedroll, Michael managed to find and light a small battery-powered lantern.

"Alone at last," he said. "Too bad Deputy Monty insisted on keeping the stays as well as the gown."

I glanced up in surprise. Somehow Michael's voice didn't sound as if he were suffering keen disappointment at missing the chance to extract me from my stays. Then again, we'd had a long day.

"They'll give the stays back, eventually," I said. "I can wear them to the next regimental event."

No reaction.

"Test your theory about my needing help getting out of them."

A faint smile. It was too late for this, and I was too tired.

"Michael," I said. "Is something wrong?"

"We need to talk."

I sensed this was going to be one of those "serious discussions" that occur at key stages of a relationship. Usually, in my relationships, at moments when I have neither the energy nor the patience to cope with them. I was opening my mouth to reply, still trying to figure out exactly what I was supposed to say, when I heard a voice through the canvas behind me.

"Do you have to talk right now?" the voice asked. "We've all got an early day tomorrow."

"Oh, hush up," came another voice, from behind Michael. "It was just getting interesting."

I poked my head out of the tent flap. No one was crouched with ears glued to the canvas wall of the tent. All the surrounding tents were dark.

"Maybe it's interesting to you," came the first voice, from the tent to my left. "Some of us need our sleep."

"So buy yourself some earplugs," came the second voice, from the tent to my right.

"Hey!" came a voice from across the way. "Ya'U having a party over there? I've got some beer on ice."

"We need to talk someplace else," I said.

"Definitely," Michael agreed.

We put our shoes back on and began walking through the camp.

I had to admit, the canvas tents did have their charm. From the outside. Looking out over a sea of them, with scattered ones here and there glowing golden from a lamp or a flickering lantern within, you could almost imagine yourself really walking through Washington's camp.

And on a more practical note, the white color made it a lot harder to bump into them in the dark. I wished the same could be said for the astonishing variety of shin-bruising junk people left lying around in front of their tents.

A few yards down from ours, we passed Tad's and Faulk's tent. It looked just like all the other tents, of course, especially in the dark. But I could hear their voices. I couldn't make out more than one word in ten, but I could tell from the tone that they were quarrelling.

"I'd suggest sticking my head in to interrupt that and find out if Tad and Faulk have heard about the murder," I said, in a low voice. "But since you still seem to resent Faulk for some obscure and irrational reason – "

"I don't resent Faulk," Michael said. "Not him particularly, anyway."

"Then why do you frown every time you see him or hear his name."

"He's a symbol right now. Of the whole other side of your life."

"You mean my career?"

"Your career, and everything else that keeps us from spending time together," he said. "Take this weekend. We come down here together, but you spend so much time taking care of your family and your friends that we hardly see each other."

"Michael we've already – "

"I know. We've already talked about this weekend," he said. "And you're right, it isn't a good example. But what about that week we were going to spend together at the Outer Banks?"

"Also not a good example," I said. "You were the one who canceled that, when you had to go to Vancouver to film that part on your friend's TV series."

"I didn't cancel, I rescheduled," he said.

"From a week I'd kept open on my calendar for months, specifically for the Outer Banks trip, to a week when I had a show scheduled," I said. "A very prestigious show that I've been trying to crack for ten years, not to mention the fact that I'd paid a stiff, nonrefundable registration fee."

"I can't believe you're still mad about the TV part," Michael said.

"I'm not mad," I said. "I'm looking forward to seeing the show. I only brought it up because you brought up canceling the Outer Banks – "

"Could you keep it down out there?" someone asked, from a nearby tent.

"Sorry," we both murmured.

We strolled in silence, until we reached the highway that divided the battlefield in two – and apparently marked the northern boundary of the encampment.

"Weren't there tents above the road?" I said, frowning. "I could have sworn there were people setting up over there this morning, and now – damn!"

I jumped, as the cannon went off, sounding much louder than it did at the craft fair. Though, curiously, it didn't seem to shake the ground any more. Perhaps I was getting used to it.