Authors: Rita Mae Brown
“Fitz . . . is it really you?” Orlando squinted. “You look different.”
“Fatter, older. A little bald.” Fitz laughed. “You look the same, only better. It’s amazing what the years do to people—inside and outside.”
As the two men shook hands, Harry noticed a bulge, chest-high, in Fitz’s bomber jacket. This wasn’t an ordinary bomber jacket—it was lined with goose down so Fitz could be both warm and dashing.
Tucker lifted her nose and sniffed.
“Murphy, Murphy.”
The cat again stuck her head out the opening.
“What?”
“Fitz has the stench of fear on him.”
Mrs. Murphy wiggled her nose. A frightened human being threw off a powerful, acrid scent. It was unmistakable, so strong that a human with a good nose—for a human—could even smell it once they had learned to identify it.
“You’re right, Tucker.”
“Something’s wrong,”
Tucker barked.
Harry leaned down to pat the corgi’s head. “Pipe down, short stuff.”
Mrs. Murphy called down,
“Maybe he found another body.”
She stopped herself. If he’d found another body he would have said that immediately.
“Tucker, get behind him.”
The little dog slunk behind Fitz, who continued to chat merrily with Orlando, Blair, and Harry. Then he changed gears. “What made you think that picture was Tommy Norton?”
Orlando tipped his head. “Looked like him to me. How is it you didn’t notice?”
Fitz unzipped his jacket and pulled out a lethal, shiny .45. “I did, as a matter of fact. You three get against the wall there. I don’t have time for an extended farewell. I need to get to the bank and the airport before Rick Shaw finds out I’m here and I’ll be damned if you’re going to wreck things for me—so.”
As Orlando stood there, puzzled, Tucker sank her teeth up to the gums into Fitz’s leg. He screamed and whirled around, the tough dog hanging on. The humans scattered. Harry ran into one of the stalls, Orlando dove into the tack room, shutting the door, and Blair lunged for the wall phone in the aisle, but Fitz recovered enough to fire.
Blair grunted and rolled away into Gin’s stall.
“You all right?” Harry called. She didn’t see Blair get hit.
“Yeah,” Blair, stunned, said through gritted teeth. The force of being struck by a bullet is as painful as the lead intruding into the flesh. Blair’s shoulder throbbed and stung.
Tucker let go of Fitz’s leg and scrambled to the barn doors, bullets flying after her. Once she wriggled out of the barn she slunk alongside the building. Tucker didn’t know what to do.
Mrs. Murphy, who had been peering down from the loft, ran to the side and peeked through an opening in the boards.
“Tucker, Tucker, are you all right?”
“Yes.”
Tucker’s voice was throaty and raw.
“We’ve got to save Mother.”
“See if you can get Tomahawk and Gin Fizz up to the barn.”
“I’ll try.”
The corgi set out into the pastures. Fortunately, the cold had hardened the crust of the snow and she could travel on the surface. A few times she sank into the powder but she struggled out.
Simon, scared, shivered next to Mrs. Murphy.
Down below, Fitz slowly stalked toward the stalls. The cat again peered down. She realized that he would be under the ladder in a few moments.
Harry called out, “Fitz, why did you kill those people?” She played for time.
Mrs. Murphy hoped her mother could stall him, because she had a desperate idea.
“Ben got greedy, Harry. He wanted more and more.”
As Fitz spoke, Orlando, flattened against the wall, moved nearer to the door of the tack room.
“Why did you pay him off in the first place?”
“Ah, well, that’s a long story.” He moved a step closer to the loft opening.
Tucker, panting, reached Tomahawk first.
“Come to the barn, Tommy. There’s trouble inside. Fitz-Gilbert wants to kill Mom.”
Tomahawk snorted, called Gin, and they thundered toward the barn, leaving Tucker to follow as best she could.
Inside, the tiger cat heard the hoofbeats. Their pasture was on the west side of the barn. She vaulted over hay bales and called through a space in the siding.
“Can you jump the fence?”
Gin answered,
“Not with our turn-out rugs in this much snow.”
Simon wrung his pink paws.
“Oh, this is awful.”
“Crash the fence then. Make as much noise as you can but count to ten.”
Tucker caught up to the horses.
“Tucker,”
Mrs. Murphy called,
“help them count to ten. Got it? Slow.”
She spun around and called to Simon over her shoulder.
“Help me, Simon.”
The gray possum shuttled over the timothy and alfalfa as quickly as he could. He joined Mrs. Murphy at the south side of the barn. Hay flew everywhere as the cat clawed at a bale.
“What are you doing?”
“Getting the blacksnake. She’s hibernating, so she won’t curl around us and spit and bite.”
“Well, she’s going to wake up!”
Simon’s voice rose.
“Worry about that later. Come on, help me get her out of here.”
“I’m not touching her!”
Simon backed up.
At that moment Mrs. Murphy longed for her corgi friend. Much as Tucker griped and groaned at Mrs. Murphy, she had the heart of a warrior. Tucker would have picked up the snake in a heartbeat.
“Harry has taken good care of you,”
the cat pleaded.
Simon grimaced.
“Ugh.”
He hated the snake.
“Simon, there’s not a moment to lose!”
Mrs. Murphy’s pupils were so large Simon could barely see the gorgeous color of her iris.
A shadowy, muffled sound overhead startled them. The owl alighted on the hay bale. Outside, the horses could be heard making a wide circle. Within seconds they’d be smashing to bits the board fencing by the barn. In her deep, operatic voice the owl commanded,
“Go to the ladder, both of you. Hurry.”
Bits of alfalfa wafted into the air as Mrs. Murphy sped toward the opening. Simon, less fleet of foot, followed. The owl hopped down and closed her mighty talons over the sleeping four-foot-long blacksnake. Then she spread her wings and rose upward. The snake, heavy, slowed her down more than she anticipated. Her powerful chest muscles lifted her up and she quietly glided to where the cat and the possum waited. She held her wings open for a landing, flapped once to guide her, and then softly touched down next to Mrs. Murphy. She left the snake, now groggy, at the cat’s paws. She opened her wide wingspan and soared upward to her roost. Mrs. Murphy had no time to thank her. Outside, the sound of splintering wood, neighing, and muffled hoofbeats in the snow told her she had to act. Tucker barked at the top of her lungs.
“Pick up your end,”
Mrs. Murphy firmly ordered Simon, who did as he was told. He was now more frightened of Mrs. Murphy than of the snake.
Fitz, distracted for a moment by the commotion outside, turned his head toward the noise. He was close to the loft opening. The cat, heavy snake in her jaws, Simon holding its tail, flung the snake onto Fitz’s shoulders. By now the blacksnake was awake enough to curl around his neck for a moment. She was desperately trying to get her bearings and Fitz screamed to high heaven.
As he did so Mrs. Murphy launched herself from the loft opening and landed on Fitz’s back.
“Don’t do it!”
Simon yelled.
The cat, no time to answer, scrambled with the snake underfoot as Fitz bellowed and attempted to rid himself of his tormentors. Mrs. Murphy mercilessly shredded his face with her claws. As she tore away at Fitz she saw, out of the corner of her eye, Blair come hurtling out of the stall.
“Orlando!” Blair called.
No sooner had he hollered for his friend than Harry, having shed her winter parka, moved from Tomahawk’s stall like a streak.
Mrs. Murphy grabbed for Fitz’s right eye.
He fired the gun in the air as the cat blinded him. Instinctively he covered the damaged eye with his right hand, the gun hand, and that fast, Harry hit him at the knees. He went down with an “oomph.” The snake hit the ground with him. Mrs. Murphy gracefully jumped off. Tucker wiggled back into the barn.
“Get his gun hand!”
Mrs. Murphy screeched.
Tucker raced for the flailing man. Fitz kicked Harry away and she lurched against the wall with a thud. Blair struggled to keep Fitz down but his one arm dangled uselessly. Orlando crept out of the tack room and, seeing the situation, swallowed hard, then joined the fight.
“Jesus!” Fitz bellowed as the dog bit clean through his wrist, pulverizing some of the tiny bones. His fingers opened and the gun was released.
“Get the gun!” Blair hit Fitz hard with his good fist, striking him squarely in the solar plexus. If he hadn’t been wearing the down bomber jacket, Fitz would have been gasping.
Harry dove for the gun, skidding across the aisle on her stomach. She snatched it as Fitz kicked Blair in the groin. Orlando hung on his back like a tick. Fitz possessed the strength of a madman, or a cornered rat. He raced backward and squashed Orlando on the wall. Tucker kept nipping at his heels.
Fitz whirled around and beheld Harry pointing the gun at him. Blood and clear fluid coursed down from his sightless right eye. He moved toward Harry.
“You haven’t got the guts, Mary Minor Haristeen.”
Blair, panting from the effort and the pain, got between Fitz and Harry while Orlando, flat on his back, the wind knocked out of him, sucked wind like a fish out of water.
Her fur puffed out so she was double her size, Mrs. Murphy balanced herself on a stall door. If she had to, she’d launch another attack. Meanwhile, the blacksnake, half in a daze, managed to slither into Tomahawk’s stall to bury herself in shavings. Simon stuck his head out of the loft opening. His lower jaw hung slack.
“You haven’t got a prayer, Fitz. Give up.” Blair held out his hand to stop the advancing man.
“Fuck off, faggot.”
Blair had been called a faggot so many times it didn’t faze him—that and the fact that the gay men he knew were good people. “Hold it right there.”
Fitz swung at Blair, who ducked.
“Get out of the way, Blair.” Harry held the gun steady and true.
“You’ll never shoot. Not you, Harry.” Fitz laughed, a weird, high-pitched sound.
“Get out of the way, Blair. I mean it.” Harry sounded calm but determined.
Orlando struggled to his feet and ran to the phone. He dialed 911 and haltingly tried to explain.
“Just tell them Harry Haristeen, Yellow Mountain Road. Everybody knows everybody,” she called to Orlando.
“But everybody doesn’t know everybody, Harry. You don’t know me. You didn’t want to know me.” Fitz kept stalking her.
“I liked you, Fitz. I think you’ve gone mad. Now stop.” She didn’t back up as he advanced.
“Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton is dead. He went to pieces.” Fitz laughed shrilly.
Orlando hung up the phone. Blair’s face froze. They couldn’t believe their ears.
“What do you mean?” Orlando asked.
Fitz half-turned to see him with his good eye. “
I’m
Tommy Norton.”
“But you can’t be!” Orlando’s lungs still ached.
“Oh, but I am. Fitz lost his mind, you know. Off and on, and then finally . . . off.” Fitz, the man they knew as Fitz, waved his hand in the air at “off.” “Half the time he didn’t know his own name but he knew me. I was his only friend. He trusted me. After that car accident we both had to have plastic surgery. A little nose work for him, plus my chin was reduced while his was built up. He emerged looking more like Tommy Norton and I looked more like Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton. Once the swelling went down, anybody would have taken us for brothers. And as we were still young men, not fully matured, people would readily accept those little changes when I next met them: the deeper voice, the filled-out body. It was so easy. When he finally lost it completely, the executor and I put the new Tommy in Central Islip. As for my family—my father had left my mother when I was six. She was generally so damned drunk she was glad to be rid of me, assuming she even noticed.”
“The executor! Wasn’t Cabell the executor?” Harry asked.
“Yes. He was handsomely paid and was a good executor. We stayed close after he moved from New York to Virginia. Cabell even introduced me to my wife. He took his cut and all went well. Until ‘Tommy’ showed up.”
A siren wailed in the distance.
“All you rich people. You don’t know what it’s like. Money is worth killing for. Believe me. I’d do it again. Fitz would still be alive if he hadn’t wandered down here looking for me. I guess he was like England’s George the Third—he would suffer years of insanity and then snap out of it. He’d be lucid again. I was easy to find. Little Marilyn and I regularly appear in society columns. Plus, all he would have to do was call his old bank and track down his executor. He was smart enough to do that. As pieces of his past came back to him he knew he was Fitz-Gilbert Hamilton. Well, I couldn’t have that, could I? I was better at being Fitz-Gilbert than he was. He didn’t need his money. He would have just faded out again and all that money would have been useless, untouchable.”