Read Ramage & the Guillotine Online
Authors: Dudley Pope
The only thing wasâand now Louis tapped the side of his noseâthe British
Marie
with French papers and the French
Marie
with British papers, could cross the Channel in opposite directions at the same time, meeting briefly in mid-Channel to exchange documents and the British skipper, and visit each other's home ports without anyone being the wiser. The only physical difference was that the board on the transom showing the port of registry was changedâeach smack carried both names. Regulations about having the abbreviation for the port of registry painted on the bow and sewn on the sail were ignored â¦
Nor did the English Revenue men pay much attention. For years, in peace and war, they had seen the
Marie
sail late in the evening to go fishing and return at dawn, time enough for the early market, and everyone knew she could never sail to France and back in that time, so she couldn't be carrying contraband. Maybe a cask or two occasionally, bought from a passing smuggler on a dark nightâbut certainly not bales of silk and lace lashed up in canvas, boxes of tobacco, cigars and tea, casks of brandy and pipes of wine. Obviously, the Revenue men thought, smuggling contraband on that scale could only be done by the bigger vessels which were away for several days; even the greenest young Customs searcher knew that. So no one ever bothered to see how thick was the layer of fish caught by the
Marie;
no one ever compared the probable amountâjudging by the quantity in the fish holdâwith the amount boxed and taken to Folkestone market â¦
It was an ingenious system and, Ramage noted, like all good systems it was simple. Only one lot of bribes had to be paidâto the French officials in Boulogne. Since the French authorities did nothing to hinder smuggling to England, the only risk was from greediness rather than informers. In fact, from what Admiral Nelson had said, it was highly unlikely that bribes needed to be paid: with French currency worthless outside the country, Bonaparte needed foreign currency to pay for goods he bought abroad, and the guineas and shillings, paid by the English smugglers for the contraband would fetch a good rate of exchange â¦
“Do you carry contraband only one wayâto England?” he asked Louis.
The Frenchman shook his head vigorously. “No, usually we bring back woollen things (very short of clothes here, unless you wear only silk and lace), rumâthe only supply from Guadeloupe is very small these daysâand often whisky.”
When Ramage raised his eyebrows in surprise Louis laughed. “No, the French are not suddenly changing their tasteâexcept to drink more gin from Holland. The British
detenus
âthere are hundreds held at Verdun and such placesâlike whisky and still have the money to pay for it.”
Ramage wondered if Bonaparte knew that one section of his British prisonersâthe hundreds of civilians trapped in France when the war began and since treated as prisoners of warâhad a regular supply of their favourite drink smuggled in through his main invasion port â¦
Well, it was all very interesting, but smuggling was only indirectly involved with the job in hand. The question was how much could he trust Louis? The man must know Boulogne very well. If he did not know something, he would know where to find out. Ramage had to balance the need for secrecy with the fact that he had to start gleaning information from somewhere. He thought for a moment of Dyson, who already knew a certain amount and was probably shrewd enough to guess most of the rest of Ramage's task. Anything Dyson knew or guessed must be regarded as information shared with Louisâalthough Ramage was doubtful if Louis shared much with Dyson.
Thinking that he might one day have to justify his decision to enlist Louis's help to the Admiralty, he realized that it would be almost impossible to put his reasons into words. Louis was rough, though clearly not uneducated, and officially the subject of an enemy nation. But he was a smugglerâand probably had been one for most of his life, and perhaps his father before him. Smuggling was an international calling or, rather, smugglers acknowledged no flag; their allegiance was to money.
He found he could almost argue the smuggler's case. In a Britain where almost everything was in short supply, what shopkeeper could refuse a lady a few yards of French lace for her new ball dress, a bolt of silk, pearls, mother-of-pearl? What shopkeeper could refuse to sell the lady's husband a few pounds of choice tobacco or cigars? What wine merchant could refuse an old and valued customer a pipe of wine, a cask of brandy, a puncheon of port, a couple of dozen of fine sherry? The smuggler knew the answer only too well: shopkeepers, vintners, tobacconists and the like usually had to refuse because they could not get the items, but the smuggler could, and who was to blame him for supplying them at a price which rewarded his risk but was still far below the price when duty was added?
Because of the war, these items could not be imported legally, since they came from the enemy's country. Law-abiding businessmen could not import them even if they paid all the duties in hard cash and with a smile on their faces: that would be trading with the enemy and akin to treason.
So, the smuggler would argue, who can blame me if I risk my life and liberty to go to France and get these items, and risk my life and liberty once again on my return to England? If I declared them so that I paid the regular duty, I'd be put in jail, so I land them on a dark night (thus adding more risk to the whole venture) and satisfy the ladies and gentlemen: the ladies can dress in beautiful clothes and cheer up the gentlemen; the gentlemen can puff a pipe or a cigar after a good dinner which was helped down with a fine wine topped off with a good port. The gentlemen wereâhowever brieflyâcheerful enough not to curse the government or bully their wives; the wives were so happy in their new finery they did not nag their husbands.
Ramage chuckled to himself: there was an equally good case for arguing that smugglers should be honoured like other worthy citizens: he could just imagine the announcement that so-and-so had been created a Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath “for distinguished services to smuggling.” One did not have to be very sophisticated to consider it better earned than the knighthoods, baronies and the like that were handed round like buns and ale at a cockfight in return for money paid to a political party. Better if a man earned a knighthood after risking his life than bought it in the same furtive way he would a puncheon of brandy â¦
Anyway, there's nothing like sitting on the deck of a smack in the sunshine in the middle of an enemy harbour for getting a fresh perspective. And not only a perspectiveâthe hot sun was doing nothing to disperse the sickly smell of garbage, boiled cabbage and urine that seemed to lie over the quays in an invisible layer many feet thick.
So a smuggler's allegiance was to money rather than a flag, and he was lucky because Louis also had a deep and apparently genuine contempt for the Corsican who, to many Frenchmen, typified France even more than the Tricolour; who so believed in
Liberté, égalité
and
fraternité
that apparently he wanted to conquer and rule the whole world.
The first move was to see if Louis was willing to help; after that the price could be settled. So much easier to deal with men whose consciences were uncluttered with complicated loyalties ⦠“Has Slushy told you why I've come to France?” Ramage spoke in French, since there was no need to disguise the fact he spoke it.
“Noâall I know is what Thomas Smith said when he came over with the papers in the middle of the Channel: that there was no contraband this voyage, only four passengers!”
“Do you often carry passengers?”
Louis shook his head. “Not to France. Occasionally one of the leadersâone of the chief smugglers, you understandâvisits France to check the accounts and pay or collect money. Twice a year, perhaps. To England? Very occasionally, and usually they are British prisoners of war who have escaped from Verdun or Bitche or one of the other fortresses. A very dangerous traffic for us: it's asking a lot to risk having the authorities here in Boulogne forbid all smuggling to England just for the sake of helping an escaped prisoner.”
“But they pay you well, surely?”
“They offer to, but if we carry them, then they pay only for a small rowing-boat: we take them to within a mile or two of Dover and let them row the rest of the way in the boat. They tell the authorities in Dover they stole or bought the boat and rowed all the way. They say nothing of the
Marie
or anyone they met. That is the price of our help: silence!”
“It's a price anyone can afford!”
“I have too much imagination,” Louis confessed unexpectedly. “I just think of myself escaping from a prison fortress, being hunted across two hundred miles of countryside, and then reaching the coast to find I can see my homeland but cannot get across. The fisherman or boatman that drives a hard bargain in such circumstances ought to have a taste of prison ⦔
“What else did Smith tell you?” Ramage asked casually.
“Just that a gentleman with three attendants was being taken to Boulogne.”
“Attendants?”
Louis laughed, explaining, “Thomas Smith is proud of his French and practises it on me. I think he liked the sound of âjonty-yomm'”âhe made an exaggerated gesture as he imitated the Marsh man's pronunciationâ”whereas âlieutenant' sounds more or less the same (the way Smith pronounces it) in either language. You are a lieutenant, I think?” When Ramage nodded he added: “I thought so, and these three men served with you?” Without waiting for Ramage's answer he said: “One can tell there is a rapport between men who have faced death together, no matter what their rank. Well, the fact that the chief arranged your passage is enough for me to say, if I can be of service to you ⦔
“Thank you, but was that the British chief or the French?”
Louis chuckled, thought for a moment and then said:
“There's only one chief, and although I have never seen him, I am sure he regards himself as a citizen of both countries.”
“A man of two worlds, eh?”
Louis repeated the phrase, as though savouring it. “All of us concerned with contraband have to be. However, contraband is the least of your worries. When you go on shore tonight, have you lodgings arranged?”
“Not yet. Will they be difficult to find?”
“I'll help you. The main difficulty is moving about after dark.”
“Is there a curfew?”
“Only for the soldiers, but there are patrols everywhere. Everyone challenged has to show a passport, unless he can prove he lives in Boulogne. A man without a passport or a home in Boulogne goes straight to jail ⦔
Which shows, Ramage thought to himself, the dangers of not planning an operation carefully. But there had been no time to do more than get to France; there was no way of finding out what conditions were like. One day a government department might make itself responsible for collecting all that kind of information, so that it was available to the Admiralty and War Office, and even the Secretary of State's office. But since captains were having difficulty in getting the Admiralty to agree to print charts because their Lordships expected captains and masters to have their own (though not specifying where they were to come from), it was unlikely that the Government would ever show any interest in what went on in an enemy country.
“Such documents provide no problem,” the Frenchman said. “I'll get them before you leave. I need to know what trades you follow though, and you must decide on your namesâor what names you want to use, rather. One of the men is not English, I think.”
“One is Italian, one British, and one American. The Italian speaks English and some Spanish. The American speaks a little Spanishâperhaps enough to fool a gendarme. I speak some Spanish, too. The American also speaks some Italian, and so do I.”
“Your Spanish and Italianâis it as good as your French?”
“BetterâI've spoken both fairly recently. I haven't used my French since I learned it, unfortunately.”
“You have nothing to worry about. The accent of Parisâit shows. Your teachers made you work hard! But the Englishmanâhe speaks only English?”
Ramage nodded. “His own particular brand of it!”
“Then he must be the dumb one, while the two of you must be Italian or Spanish. Italian would be betterâthe Spanish are not popular in France at the moment, as you probably know.”
“Yes, that gives us one native Italianâa Genoveseâand I can pass for a Tuscan. If the American just grunts and the Englishman holds his tongue ⦠But tradesâwhat do you suggest?”
“It depends on your task. I'm not prying,” Louis added hurriedly, “but one trade might be more suitable than another for yourâ” he broke off, embarrassed and obviously unable to find the right words.
“My masters are worried that Bonaparte's Army of England might suddenly arrive one morning ⦔
“It worries my masters too,” Louis grunted, nodding as though Ramage had confirmed his guess. “That would put every smuggler out of business along the whole French coast. The interests of our respective masters therefore coincide, which makes our task easier.”
Suddenly Ramage remembered the moment when Simpson had changed his mind and agreed to help when, in the comfort of his study, he had finally guessed the substance of Ramage's orders and realized that, with Bonaparte's threat of invasion, the smugglers' and the Admiralty's interests were perhaps for the first time in history the same.
“Carpenters!” Louis said suddenly. “Carpenters sent to Boulogne from Italy to help build the ships. You have just arrived. In Italy the French officersâblame the Armyâpromised you high wages if you went to work on the barges in Boulogne. With your toolsâyes, that would help because they are short of tools hereâ” he saw Ramage's face fall and said reassuringly, “don't worry, you are poor men and cannot be expected to have a lot of tools, not more than I can provide.”