Read Professor Moriarty: The Hound Of The D’urbervilles Online
Authors: Kim Newman
I quizzed him. He’d come across signs of a large animal or animals in the woods and heard nocturnal howling, but hadn’t so much as glimpsed red hide through the trees.
‘No ghosts then?’
‘Didn’t say that,’ replied Venn. ‘I seen the Brokeneck Lady. Or someone like. After I found Mattie, she were there – at edge of Temple Clearing, close by a tree. An
ululation
alerted I to her presence, such as no human nor animal tongue could make. First, I were ’suaded ’twas Mattie’s spirit, gone from her mortal clay, lingering to see justice done. Then, I perceived this woman were garbed different. Long black dress, with shiny black buttons up the front. A thick veil, like twenty year of cobweb. Head kinked over to one side. From the hanging, they do say.’
‘You think it was Theresa Clare?’
‘Tess Durbeyfield as was?’ he said, shrugging. ‘Couldn’t see this one’s face through the veil. I never set eyes on Tess when she were living. Can’t say who this were. She been seen hereabouts afore. I had little concern for her. Were Mattie Ball to think on.’
From concealment in The Chase, Venn had seen what happened at the Hall yesterday. When Mattie fled into the forest, he resolved to offer her shelter and succour. When he caught up with her, she was dead on the ground, eyes glassy. In his rage, Venn assumed Stoke responsible, just as Jasper blamed the reddleman for the death of Lazy-Eye Jack. Now, there was uneasy truce. A third party, set against both factions, was in play: Red Shuck, perhaps in league with this spectral lady.
I’d risen early, with a hunting thrill in my water and a stiff prick. It takes little to make me happy – something new to kill today, and someone new to bed tonight. Prospects fair in both categories, I judged.
Holstered under my arm, my revolver was loaded with silver bullets – which I hoped to conserve, though one or two might make souvenirs. I put my trust in plain lead and carried a rifle I reckoned almost equal to the late ‘Prometheus’. The gun’s bag ran to six tigers, nine lions, a few Welshmen and one Honourable Lord brought down in testing circumstances from the visitors’ gallery to save the House from an excessively dull speech on the subject of Irish Home Rule. Never let it be said that Moriarty & Moran made no contribution to politics.
A drab, damp, cold October day. Sunrise about ten-thirty
ante meridien;
near full dark just after lunch. It had stopped raining. Thick strands of mist stirred at knee-height like ghost eels.
Venn and Saul, in a huddle, argued over the best path to take to the clearing where Mattie had been found. Venn looked even stranger under thin sunlight which brought out the peculiar, unrelieved redness of his entire person. He carried a stout straight stick which was a match for Dan’l’s Gertie and held it as if he had some skill at the old English sport of quarterstaff. I’ve seen men with long sticks beat men with short swords, so I didn’t care to underguesstimate the reddleman’s martial prowess.
Saul was in a Norfolk jacket and knickerbockers, armed only with a bag for scientific specimens. He’d been responsible for the plaster cast Stoke had brought to Conduit Street and was silly enough to whimper that we should take Red Shuck alive since it might be an unknown species. I promised we’d name it
Canis Rufus Saulus,
but it’d be easier to stick on a label post-mortem.
Nakszynski wore a shaggy coat made from grizzly hide, tailored with pockets for concealed hold-out pistols and lengths of cheesewire. The lining sheathed sufficient knives to serve boneless duck and fish at a Lord Mayor’s dinner and have enough left over to perform emergency amputations on a cartload of railway-crash wounded. He performed a familiar ritual – loading and checking guns, spitting on blades. His murder tools were in order, ready for use. Stoke stood by his man like a prize-fight trainer, happy to dispense advice on the theory of fisticuffs yet happier still not to be the fellow stepping into the ring to put the advice into practice while another bludgeon-fisted ape pounded on his head.
Most of the household were here to see off our expedition. Mod planted a crafty kiss on my cheek, and slipped a hand into my trousers to administer a secret squeeze. Stoke scowled at the intimacy he could see, but losing a poke-partner came a long way down his list of frets. I reckoned he’d retreat inside and have the Hall barricaded until we came home with Red Shuck hanging upside down from Venn’s stave.
We set off across the lawn, and paused in the shadow of The Chase.
‘This is a truly venerable tract of forest,’ Saul announced, as if lecturing sightseers, ‘one of the few remaining woodlands in England of undoubted primeval date, wherein Druidical mistletoe is still found on aged oaks. Enormous yew trees, not planted by the hand of man, grow as they did grow when they were pollarded for bows.’
He made a few more remarks about ‘sylvan antiquity’. I disregarded them like the steam of his breath. The tall stark trees were more black than green. Within the woods, groundmist was waist high. The Chase showed its true self.
It was not a forest. It was an English jungle.
Saul – smallest, least encumbered of the party – bent low and scurried through his famous badger runs. Venn, the Albino and I had to take less thorny paths through the dripping woods.
We could scarcely have got wetter if it were raining.
The morning mist didn’t burn off, which made looking out for beast’s spoor an iffy prospect. Exposed roots and the mouths of rabbit-warrens became mantraps. A sane hunter was exceedingly careful where he put his boots.
Sunlight was intermittent. Every step took us back in time. All Saul’s rot about Druidical mistletoe and pollarding for bows brought to mind high old merrie England. Flagons of foaming mead and clots in armour gallantly clouting each other. This was more savage, cold and bloody uncomfortable. As Stoke had warned, it
stank
like a tannery.
‘What is that smell?’ I asked Venn.
‘What smell?’ he responded. His nostrils must have been burned senseless by living with the stench. In fact, now I came to think of it, the reddleman had the pong on him like the stain on his face.
I
like
jungle, but The Chase was a Pit of Hell on a wet Wednesday.
After an hour of slow going, we felt we had travelled ten hard leagues but might well have only penetrated a few hundred yards into the wood. Venn tapped his stave against an oak, signalling a halt. We had found an open space about fifty paces across. The trees were so tangled above, the clearing was like a leaky cathedral. Shafts of light poured down through a ceiling of woven wood.
‘Here be the place,’ the reddleman said.
‘Temple Clearing,’ Saul said, popping out of his badger-run. ‘Where Venic turned and Red Shuck killed Sir Pagan. They found that Lazy-Eyed Jack fellow here with his gizzard gone.’
Venn walked slowly, stirring the mist with his stick.
‘Mattie were here,’ he said, ‘lying on this.’
He knelt and waved mist away from a long, flat stone – the size of a table or a tomb. Hewn from rock, smoothed by time. Someone had taken the trouble to haul it here from a quarry.
‘Scary Face Stone,’ Saul said.
I looked at it several ways, but couldn’t see it. Cracks in rock or knots in wood can pull a face, but this was featureless.
‘The name is a corruption,’ Saul went on. ‘Originally, it was Sacrifice Stone. Old even in Sir Pagan’s time. Our Palaeolithic ancestors used it. It’s been washed over and over in blood.’
There were traces of blood on it now.
‘You say the woman was lying here?’ I addressed Venn. ‘How? Arms and legs out, as if thrown away? Or tucked straight, as if on display?’
Venn thought about it, red brows knitting. ‘The second way.’
‘Her hands? Show me how her hands were. By her sides, or...?’
I made defensive claws, as if shielding my throat. Venn crossed his wrists, palms flat against his breast.
‘Never known an animal arrange kill for a funeral,’ I said.
Venn nodded. ‘Only one do have such a habit. That be a human man. But a human man don’t bite out a woman’s throat.’
That showed how limited the reddleman’s experience of the world was. As Moriarty and I learned during the Affair of the Hassocks Hobgoblin, some specimens of ‘human man’ have exactly that predilection. In this case, I’d seen Mattie’s wound and concurred that no man had done that damage.
‘Only a beast could have killed Mattie, but only a man would have laid her out,’ said Saul. ‘In the story of Red Shuck, Venic was sometimes man and sometimes beast.’
Nakszynski spat tobacco at Scary Face Stone, unimpressed.
I was conscious of my silver-loaded revolver. As if on cue, the howling started.
The others had heard this before, but all bristled. Even Nakszynski’s white hair rose under his patched hat.
I don’t know what men mean by fear. My nerves aren’t plumbed in that way. But that howling – softer, more expressive than I’d imagined from reports – pricked an instinct I’d thought dead. It was as if a sail-maker’s needle slid into the nape of my neck then drew down, scraping every bone-knob in turn. My wet skin crawled in disgust at myself, the others, the
noise...
We looked around, but it was impossible to tell where the howling came from. I fancied it might be high up, in the trees – but dogs, no matter how big, don’t climb. Red Shuck wasn’t a cat – they scratch as well as bite and Mattie had no claw marks on her. Besides, I know cats. You can live with cats if you’re wary, but you can’t
use
them the way you can dogs. Red Shuck was being used.
Nakszynski, guns in his hands, wheeled about, scanning for movement. Venn stood slowly, in a fighter’s stance – a double-grip on his stave. The howl died down. There was a noise of birds taking flight. The Albino aimed upwards, but didn’t waste a shot.
Saul, not at all concerned, whistled shrilly.
It was a wonder Nakszynski didn’t shoot him there and then. I knew at once what he was doing.
In answer to his trilling came another howl. Longer, and closer.
With the mist and the trees and the wet, even the best tracker wouldn’t be able to run down Red Shuck in his own woods. But bringing the beast to us was easy. All we had to do was sound a dinner gong.
Saul whistled again.
In the Carpathians, they say this about werewolves: there’s always a tree between you and it, but never a tree between it and you.
I tugged off my right glove with my teeth and stuffed it in a pocket. I like a naked finger on the trigger, no matter the cold. I unslung my rifle and took a firing position, stock to shoulder. Beyond the gunsight, I saw only trees. Thick black pillars in white mist.
There was movement in the mist.
We could still hear howling, but Temple Clearing was confusion to the senses. The noise didn’t seem to come from the moving shape.
I kept my gun up. Eddies and waves in the mist told me something big was coming, careening between trees, picking up speed. We heard crashes, saw lower branches shake. The thing was running blind.
Beats, like a galloping horse. It was coming fast and low, without regard for itself or us.
Another howl sounded, shrill and close and mocking, off to one side.
Not from the onrushing creature.
I looked to the howling, bringing my aim round.
We were in The Chase with more than one beast.
I swung back to the more imminent threat, just as some big, black – not red! – and shaggy quadruped burst into the clearing, barrelling like a bull, snorting like a hog, foaming like a mad dog. I fired true and placed a shot in its skull. Momentum kept the thing coming. What was it? Venn whacked with his stave, which was snatched from his hands. I cleared my breech and reloaded. The Albino’s guns went off, blasting fist-sized red gobbets out of a woolly hide.
The howling kept up. I didn’t fire again. This might be a tactic to get us to waste our shots.
‘It’s Old Pharaoh,’ shouted Saul.
It must be dead or dying, but still it tore around, head down, butting at us. Venn, off his feet, slammed into me. I fell backwards into damp mist and put out my hand – which jammed painfully against cold rock. I fell onto Scary Face Stone. My rifle hit me in the face.
‘Git Priddle’s prize black ram,’ Saul explained.
I recalled the beast, which Priddle claimed was taken by Red Shuck. Stoke suspected Old Pharaoh was hidden from his tally-man, so the farmer could duck out of paying tax due.
Through agitated mist, I saw the ram was as big as some lions I’ve shot, humped like a buffalo, with curls of battered, hardened horn. Blood leaked from the hole I’d put in its bulbous forehead. Life was gone from saucer-sized eyes, but it took long moments for the message to reach the body.
Then, Old Pharaoh fell, dead.
Outside Temple Clearing, the howling abated.
I groped in the mist for my gun. Saul waded towards me – to help? His boot came down on my bare hand, crushing it against Scary Face Rock. Two or three fingers broke. Pain rushed up my arm.
I swore.
Saul tried to apologise. I kept swearing, at the pulsating hurt as much as the blundering idiot. Saul took me by the shoulders and helped me get my balance. I found the rifle on the ground, but agony hit again as I made a fist to pick it up.
I raised the gun in a rough aim, but could no more fit my snapped trigger-finger into the guard than you could thread a needle with a sausage. I threw the rifle down. My revolver was slung for a cross-draw. I had to reach into my coat and fish the gun out of my armpit with the wrong hand.
I laid against a bleeding wall of mutton, as if the dead ram were a pile of sandbags. Venn was beside me.
‘Sheep be driven,’ he said. ‘By a dog.’
I’d worked that out by now.
Even though we’d all suspected human agency behind Red Shuck, no one at Trantridge – including yours truly – had thought it through. With my hand swollen and useless and the smell of just-dead sheep in my nose, I had a moment to wonder whether Moriarty had seen the truth and not troubled to mention it. It was the manner of smug trick he was given to, a refined version of his testing via sudden missile or sharp question.