Plot It Yourself (2 page)

Wolfe's eyes moved. 'You have taken the steps suggested, Miss Wynn?'

'Of course.' She wasn't bad-looking when her nose stayed put. 'Mr Imhof had his secretary help me look. We didn't find it-anything.'

'Where do you live?'

'I have a little apartment in the Village-Arbor Street.'

'Does anyone live with you?'

'No.' She flushed a little, which made her almost pretty. 'I have never married.'

'How long have you lived there?'

'A little more than a year. I moved there in March last year-fourteen months.'

'Where had you lived?'

'On Perry Street. I shared an apartment with two other girls.'

'How long had you lived there?'

'About three years.' Her nose twitched. 'I don't quite see how that matters.'

'It might. You were living there in June 1957, when Alice Porter claims she sent you the story. That would be a suitable place for the story to be found. Did you and Mr Imhof's secretary search that apartment?'

'No,' Her eyes had widened. 'Of course. Good heavens! Of course I'll do it right away.'

'But you can't guard against the future.' Wolfe wiggled a finger. 'I offer a suggestion. Arrange immediately to have that apartment and the one you now occupy searched throughout by two reliable persons, preferably a man and a woman, who have no connection with you or the Victory Press. You should not be present. Tell them that they must be so thorough that when they are through they must be prepared to testify under oath that no such manuscript was on the premises-unless, of course, they find it. If you don't know how to go about getting someone for the job, Mr Imholf will, or his attorney-or I could. Will you do that?'

She looked at Imhof. He spoke. 'It certainly should be done. Obviously. I should have thought of it myself. Will you get the man and woman?'

'If desired, yes. They should also search any other premises with which Miss Wynn has had close association. You have no agent. Miss Wynn?'

'No.'

'Have you ever had one?'

'No.' Again the little flush. 'Knock at My Door is my first novel-my first published one. Before that I had only had a few stories in magazines, and no agent would take me-at least no good one. This has been a big shock, Mr Wolfe-my first book such a big success, and you can imagine I was up riding the clouds, and then all of a sudden this-this awful business.'

Wolfe nodded. 'No doubt. Do you own a motor car?'

'Yes. I bought one last month.'

'It must be searched. What else'Do you have a locker at a tennis court?'

'No. Nothing like that.'

'Do you frequently spend the night away from your home'Fairly frequently?'

I expected that to bring a bigger and better flush, but apparently her mind was purer than mine. She shook her head. 'Almost never. I'm not a very social creature, Mr Wolfe. I guess I really have no intimate friends. My only close relatives, my father and mother, live in Montana, and I haven't been there for ten years. You said they should search any premises with which I have had close association, but there aren't any.'

Wolfe's head turned. 'As I told you on the phone, Mr Harvey, I know nothing about plagiarism, but I would have supposed that it concerned an infringement of copyright. All five of these claims were based on material that had not been published and so were not protected by copyright. Why were the claims not merely ignored?'

'They couldn't be,' Harvey said. 'It's not that simple. I'm not a lawyer, and if you want it in legal terms you can get it from the NAAD counsel, but there's a property right, I believe they call it, in these things even if they haven't been copyrighted. It was in a court trial before a judge that a jury awarded Jane Ogilvy a hundred and thirty-five thousand dollars. Do you want me to get our counsel on the phone?'

'That can wait. First I need to know what you want to hire me to do. The first three cases are history, and apparently the fourth, Mr Oshin's, soon will be. Do you want me to investigate on behalf of Miss Wynn?'

'No. I should say, yes and no. This committee was set up six weeks ago, before the claim on Miss Wynn was made. It had been authorized at a meeting of the NAAD council in March. It seemed fairly obvious to us what had happened. Alice Porter's putting the squeeze on Ellen Sturdevant, and getting away with it, had started a ball rolling. Her method was copied exactly by Simon Jacobs with Richard Echols, except for one detail, the way he established the priority of his manuscript and the assumption of Echols's access to it; and he changed that one detail because he actually had sent a novelette to that literary agency, Norris and Baum, and had it returned. He merely took advantage of something that had happened two years back. Of course the manuscript which was the basis of his claim-the one he allowed Title House and Echols to inspect-was not the one he had sent to Norris and Baum in 1954. He had written it after Echols's novel had been published and gave it the same title as the one he had sent to Norris and Baum-'What's Mine Is Yours.' '

Wolfe grunted. 'You may omit the obvious. You are assuming, I take it, that that was the procedure in all five cases: plagiarism upside down. The manuscript supporting the claim was written after the book was published or the play produced and had achieved success,'

'Certainly,' Harvey agreed. 'That was the pattern. The third one, Jane Ogilvy, followed it exactly, the only difference being that she had a stroke of luck. Whatever plan she had for discovery of the manuscript in Marjorie Lippin's home, she didn't have to use it, for Mrs Lippin conveniently died. Again, with Kenneth Rennert, the only difference was the way the manuscript was found.'

He stopped to cover his mouth with his palm, and a noise came, too feeble to be called a belch. 'Sausage for breakfast,' he said, for the record. 'I shouldn't. That's how it stood when this committee had its first meeting. At the NAAD council meeting a prominent novelist had said that he had a new book scheduled for early fall and he hoped to God it would be a flop, and nobody laughed. At the first meeting of this committee Gerald Knapp, president of Knapp and Bowen- How did you put it, Mr Knapp?'

Knapp passed his tongue over his lips. 'I said that it hasn't hit us yet, but we have three novels on the bestseller list, and we hate to open our mail.'

'So that's the situation,' Harvey told Wolfe. 'And now Alice Porter is repeating. Something has to be done. It has to be stopped. About a dozen lawyers have been consulted, authors' and publishers' lawyers, and none of them has an idea that is worth a damn. Except one maybe-the one who suggested that we put it up to you. Can you stop it?'

Wolfe shook his head. 'You don't mean that, Mr Harvey.'

'I don't mean what?'

'That question. If you expect me to say no, you wouldn't have come. If you expect me to say yes, you must think me a swaggerer, and again you wouldn't have come. I certainly wouldn't undertake to make it impossible for anyone ever again to extort money from an author by the stratagem you have described.'

'We wouldn't expect you to.'

'Then what would you expect?'

'We would expect you to do something about this situation that would make us pay your bill not only because we had to but also because we felt that you had earned it and we had got our money's worth.'

Wolfe nodded. 'That's more like it. That was phrased as might be expected from the author of Why the Gods Laugh, which I have just read. I had been thinking that you write better than you talk, but you put that well because you had been challenged. Do you want to hire me on those terms?'

Harvey looked at Gerald Knapp, and then at Dexter. They looked at each other. Reuben Imhof asked Wolfe, 'Could you give us some idea of how you would go about it and what your fee would be?'

'No, sir,' Wolfe told him.

'What the hell,' Mortimer Oshin said, squashing a cigarette, 'he couldn't guarantee anything anyway, could he?'

'I would vote for proceeding on those terms,' Gerald Knapp said, 'providing it is understood that we can terminate the arrangement at any time.'

'That sounds like a clause in a book contract,' Harvey said. 'Will you accept it, Mr Wolfe?'

'Certainly.'

'Then you're in favour, Mr Knapp?'

'Yes. It was our attorney who suggested coming to Nero Wolfe.'

'Miss Wynn?'

'Yes, if the others are. That was a good idea, having my apartment searched, and the one on Perry Street.'

'Mr Oshin?'

'Sure.'

'Mr Dexter?'

'With the understanding that we can terminate at will, yes.'

'Mr Imhof?'

Imhof had his head cocked. 'I'm willing to go along, but I'd like to mention a couple of points. Mr Wolfe says he can't give us any idea of how he'll go about it, and naturally we can't expect him to pull a rabbit out of a hat here and now, but, as he said himself, the first three cases are history and the fourth one soon will be. But Miss Wyim's isn't. It's hot. The claim has just been made, and it was made by Alice Porter, the woman who started it. So I think he should concentrate on that. My second point is this, if he does concentrate on Alice Porter, and if he gets her, if he makes her withdraw the claim, I think Miss Wynn might feel that it would be fair and proper for her to pay part of Mr Wolfe's fee. Don't you think so, Amy?'

'Why-yes.' Her nose twitched. 'Of course.'

'It might also,' Harvey put in, 'be fair and proper for the Victory Press to pay part. Don't you think so?'

'We will.' Imhof grinned at him. 'Well contribute to the BPA's share. We might even kick in a little extra.' He went to Wolfe. 'How about concentrating on Alice Porter?'

'I may do that, sir. Upon consideration.' Wolfe focused on the chairman. 'Who is my client'Not this committee.'

'Well& ' Harvey looked at Gerald Knapp. Knapp smiled and spoke. 'The arrangement, Mr Wolfe, is that the Book Publishers of America and the National Association of Authors and Dramatists will each pay half of any expenses incurred by this committee. They are your clients. You will report to Mr Harvey, the committee chairman, as their agent. I trust that is satisfactory?'

'Yes. This may be a laborious and costly operation, and I must ask for an advance against expenses. Say five thousand dollars?'

Knapp looked at Harvey. Harvey said, 'All right. You'll get it.'

'Very well.' Wolfe straightened up, took a deep breath, and let it out. It looked as if he were going to have to dig in and do a little work, and it takes a lot of oxygen to face a prospect as dismal as that. 'Naturally,' he said, 'I must have all records and documents pertaining to all of the cases, or copies of them. Everything. Including, for instance, the reports from the detective agency hired by Mr Oshin. I can form no plan until I am fully informed, but it may help to get answers to a few questions now. Mr Harvey. Has any effort been made to discover a connection among Alice Porter, Simon Jacobs, Jane Ogilvy, and Kenneth Rennert, or between any two of them?'

Harvey nodded. 'Sure, that's been tried. By the lawyer representing Marjorie Lippin's heirs, her son and daughter, and by the detective agency Oshin hired. They didn't find any.'

'Where are the four manuscripts on which the claims were based'Not copies, the manuscripts themselves. Are they available?'

'We have two of them, Alice Porter's 'There Is Only Love' and Simon Jacobs' 'What's Mine Is Yours.' Jane Ogilvy's 'On Earth but Not in Heaven' was an exhibit in evidence at the trial, and after she won the case it was returned to her. We have a copy of it-a copy, not a facsimile. Kenneth Rennert's play outline, 'A Bushel of Love,' is in the possession of Oshin's attorney, and he won't give us a copy of it. Of course we-'

Mortimer Oshin postponed striking a match to mutter, 'He won't even let me have a copy.'

Harvey finished, 'Of course we know nothing about Alice Porter's 'Opportunity Knocks,' the basis of her claim against Amy Wynn. I have a suspicion that you'll find it when you search the apartment Miss Wynn lived in on Perry Street. If you do, then what?'

'I have no idea.' Wolfe made a face. 'Confound it, you have merely shown me the skeleton, and I am not a wizard. I must know what has been done and what has been overlooked, in each case. What of the paper and typing of the manuscripts'Did they offer no grounds for a challenge'What of the records and backgrounds of the claimants'Did Jane Ogilvy testify at the trial, and was she cross-examined competently'How did Alice Porter's manuscript get into Ellen Sturdevant's bureau drawer'How did Jane Ogilvy's manuscript get into the trunk in Marjorie Lippin's attic'How did Kenneth Rennert's play outline get into the file of Mr Oshin's former agent'Was any sort of answer found, even a conjectural one, to any of those questions?'

He spread his hands. 'And there is the question, what about your assumption that all of the claims were fraudulent'I can't swallow it with my eyes shut. I can accept it as a working hypothesis, but I can't dismiss the possibility that one or more of the supposed victims is a thief and a liar. 'Most writers steal a good thing when they can' is doubtless an-'

'Blah!' Mortimer Oshin exploded.

Wolfe's brows went up. 'That was in quotation marks, Mr Oshin. It was said, or written, more than a century ago by Barry Cornwall, the English poet and dramatist. He wrote Mirandola, a tragedy performed at Covent Garden with Macready and Kemble. It is doubtless an exaggeration, but it is not blah. If there had been then in England a National Association of Authors and Dramatists, Barry Cornwall would have been a member. So that question must remain open along with the others.'

His eyes moved. 'Miss Wynn. The search of the apartments should not be delayed. Will you arrange it, or shall I?'

Amy Wynn looked at Imhof. He told her, 'Let him do it.' She told Wolfe, 'You do it.'

'Very well. You will get permission from your former fellow tenants at Perry Street, and you will admit the searchers to your present apartment and then absent yourself. Archie, get Saul Panzer and Miss Bonner.'

I turned to the phone and dialed.

Thirty-four hours later, at eleven o'clock Wednesday evening, Wolfe straightened up in his chair and spoke. 'Archie.'

My fingers, on the typewriter keys, stopped. 'Yes, sir?'

'Another question has been answered.'

'Good. Which one?'

'About the candor of the victims. Their bona fides is established. They were swindled. Look here.'

I got up and crossed to his desk. To get there I had to detour around a table that had been brought from the front room to hold about half a ton of paper. There were correspondence folders, newspaper clippings, photographs, mimeographed reports, transcripts of telephone conversations, photostats, books, tear sheets, lists of names and addresses, affidavits, and miscellaneous items. With time out only for meals and sleep and his two daily sessions in the plant rooms on the roof, Wolfe had spent the thirty-four hours working through it, and so had I. We had both read all of it except the four books-The Colour of Passion, by Ellen Sturdevant. Hold Fast to All I Give You, by Richard Echols, Sacred or Profane, by Marjorie Lippin, and Knock at My Door, by Amy Wynn. There was no point in wading through them, since it was acknowledged that their plots and characters and action were the same as those in the stories on which the claims had been based.

What I was typing, when he interrupted me, was a statement to be signed by Saul Panzer and Dol Bonner, who had come late that afternoon to report. Tuesday afternoon and evening they had spent seven hours at the apartment on Perry Street, and six hours Wednesday at Amy Wynn's current apartment on Arbor Street. They were prepared to swear on a stack of best-sellers that in neither place was there a manuscript of a story by Alice Porter entitled 'Opportunity Knocks.' At Perry Street there had been no manuscript at all, by anybody. At Arbor Street there had been a drawerful of them-two novels, twenty-eight stories, and nine articles-all by Amy Wynn and all showing signs of the wear and tear that comes from a series of trips through the mails. Saul had made a list of the titles and number of pages, but I had decided it wasn't necessary to include it in the statement. I had dialed Philip Harvey's number to report to the chairman, but there was no answer, so I had called Reuben Imhof at Victory Press. He was glad to get the good news and said he would tell Amy Wynn,

Having detoured around the table with its load of paper, I stood at the end of Wolfe's desk. Ranged before him were three of the items of the collection: the manuscripts of Alice Porter's 'There Is Only Love,' and Simon Jacobs's 'What's Mine Is Yours,' and the copy of Jane Ogilvy's 'On Earth but Not in Heaven.' In his hand were some sheets from his scratch pad. His elbow was on the chair arm with his forearm perpendicular. It takes energy to hold a forearm straight up, and he only does it when he is especially pleased with himself.

'I'm looking,' I said. 'What is it'Fingerprints?'

'Better than fingerprints. These three stories were all written by the same person.'

'Yeah'Not on the same typewriter. I compared them with a glass.'

'So did I.' He rattled the sheets. 'Better than a typewriter. A typewriter can change hands.' He glanced at the top sheet. 'In Alice Porter's story a character avers something six times. In Simon Jacobs's story, eight times. In Jane Ogilvy's story, seven times. You know, of course, that nearly every writer of dialogue has his pet substitute, or substitutes, for 'say.' Wanting a variation for 'he said' or 'she said,' they have him declare, state, blurt, spout, cry, pronounce, avow, murmur, mutter, snap-there are dozens of them; and they tend to repeat the same one. Would you accept it as coincidence that this man and those two women have the same favourite, 'aver'?'

'Maybe with salt. I heard you say once that it is not inconceivable that the fall in temperature when the sun moves south is merely a coincidence.'

'Pfui. That was conversation. This is work. There are other similarities, equally remarkable, in these stories. Two of them are verbal.' He looked at the second sheet. 'Alice Porter has this: 'Not for nothing would he abandon the only person he had ever loved.' And this: 'She might lose her self-respect, but not for nothing.' Simon Jacobs has this. 'And must he forfeit his honour too'Not for nothing?' And this: 'Not for nothing had she suffered tortures that no woman could be expected to survive.' Jane Ogilvy has a man say in reply to a question, 'Not for nothing, my dear, not for nothing.' '

I scratched my cheek. 'Well. Not for nothing did you read the stories.'

He went to the third sheet. 'Another verbal one. Alice Porter has this: 'Barely had she touched him when he felt his heart pounding.' And this: 'Night had barely fallen by the time she reached the door and got out her key.' And this: 'Was there still a chance'Barely a chance?' Simon Jacobs used 'barely' four times, in similar constructions, and Jane Ogilvy three times.'

'I'm sold,' I averred. 'Coincidence is out.'

'But there are two others. One is punctuation. They are all fond of semicolons and use them where most people would prefer a comma or a dash. The other is more subtle but to me the most conclusive. A clever man might successfully disguise every element of his style but one-the paragraphing. Diction and syntax may be determined and controlled by rational processes in full consciousness, but paragraphing-the decision whether to take short hops or long ones, whether to hop in the middle of a thought or action or finish it first-that comes from instinct, from the depths of personality. I will concede the possibility that the verbal similarities, and even the punctuation, could be coincidence, though it is highly improbable; but not the paragraphing. These three stories were paragraphed by the same person.'

'Plot it yourself,' I said.

'What?'

'Nothing. The title of a piece I happened to read in the Times Book Review just popped up. It was about the idea that a novelist should just create his characters and let them go ahead and develop the action and the plot. This guy was dead against it. He claimed you should plot it yourself. I was thinking that a detective working on a case can't plot it himself. It has already been plotted. Look at this. This is now a totally different animal. One thing: with all those similarities, why hasn't anyone noticed it?'

'Probably because no one has ever had the three manuscripts together and compared them. Until that committee was formed they were in different hands.'

I returned to my desk and sat. 'Okay. Congratulations. So I'll have to rearrange my mind. I suppose you already have.'

'No. I hadn't even arranged it.'

I glanced up at the clock. 'Quarter past eleven. Harvey might be home. Do you want to swagger?'

'No. I'm tired. I want to sleep. There's no hurry.' He pushed his chair back and got to his feet.

Sometimes he self-propels his seventh of a ton up one flight of stairs to his room, but that night he used the elevator. When he had gone I took the three stories to my desk and spent half an hour studying paragraphing, and though Lily Rowan told me once that I am about as subtle as a sledge hammer-at a moment when her diction was not determined and controlled by rational processes in full consciousness-I saw what Wolfe meant. I put the stories in the safe and then considered the problem of the table-load of paper. The statuses and functions of the inhabitants of that old brownstone on West 35th Street are clearly understood. Wolfe is the owner and the commandant. Fritz Brenner is the chef and housekeeper and is responsible for the condition of the castle with the exception of the plant rooms, the office, and my bedroom. Theodore Horstmann is the orchid-tender, with no responsibilities or business on the lower floors. He eats in the kitchen with Fritz. I eat in the dining room with Wolfe, except when we are not speaking; then I join Fritz and Theodore in the kitchen, or get invited somewhere, or take a friend to a restaurant, or go to Bert's diner around the corner on Tenth Avenue and eat beans. My status and function are whatever a given situation calls for, and the question who decides what it calls for is what occasionally creates an atmosphere in which Wolfe and I are not speaking. The next sentence is to be, 'But the table-load of paper, being in the office, was clearly up to me,' and I have to decide whether to put it here or start a new paragraph with it. You see how subtle it is. Paragraph it yourself.

I stood surveying the stacks of paper. Scattered through them were assorted items of information about the four claimants. Assuming that one of them had written the stories, which was the most likely candidate'I ran over them in my mind.

Alice Porter. In her middle thirties, unmarried. No physical description, but a photograph. Fleshy, say 150 pounds. Round face, small nose, eyes too close together. In 1955 had lived at Collander House on West 82nd Street, a hive-home for girls and women who couldn't afford anything fancy. Was now living near Carmel, sixty miles north of New York, in a cottage which she had presumably bought with some of the loot she had pried out of Ellen Sturdevant. Between 1949 and 1955 had had fourteen stories for children published in magazines, and one children's book. The Moth That Ate Peanuts, published by Best and Green in 1954, not a success. Joined the National Association of Authors and Dramatists in 1951, was dropped for nonpayment of dues in 1954, rejoined in 1956.

Simon Jacobs. Description and photograph. Sixty-two years old, thin and scrawny, hair like Mark Twain's (that item from Title House's lawyer), stuttered. Married in 1948, therefore at the age of fifty-one. In 1956 was living with his wife and three children in a tenement on West 21st Street, and was still there. Overseas with AEF in First World War, wounded twice. Wrote hundreds of stories for the pulps between 1922 and 1940, using four pen names. Was with the OWI in the Second World War, writing radio scripts in German and Polish. After the-war wrote stories again, but didn't sell so many, eight or ten a year at three cents a word. In 1947 had a book published by the Owl Press, Barrage at Dawn, of which 35,000 copies were sold, and got married in 1948 and took an apartment in Brooklyn Heights. No more books published. Fewer stories sold. In 1954 moved to the tenement on West 21st Street. Member of the NAAD since 1931, dues always paid promptly, even during the war when he didn't have to.

Jane Ogilvy. Descriptions from three sources and several photographs. Late twenties or early thirties, depending on the source. Nice little figure, pretty little face, dreamy-eyed. In 1957 was living with her parents in their house in Riverdale, and still was. Went to Europe alone immediately after she collected from Mariorie Lippin's estate, but only stayed a month. Her father was in wholesale hardware, high financial rating. She had testified in court that she had had seventeen poems published in magazines, and had read three of them on the witness stand at the request of her attorney. No stories or books published. Member of the NAAD since 1955; was behind a year on her dues.

Kenenth Rennert. I could supply several pages on him, from the reports of the detective agency hired by Mortimer Oshin. Thirty-four years old, single. Looked younger. Virile (not my word, the detective's), muscular, handsome. Piercing brown eyes and so on. Living in a nice big room with bath and kitchenette on East 37th Street; the detective had combed it twice. Had mother and sisters in Ottumwa, Iowa; father dead. Graduated from Princeton in 1950. Got a job with a brokerage house, Orcutt and Company, was discharged in 1954 for cause, exact cause not ascertained, but it was something about diddling customers. No public charges. Began writing for television. So far as could be learned had sold only nine scripts in four years, but no other known source of income. Has borrowed money right and the left; probably owes thirty or forty grand. Never a member of the NAAD; not eligible. Has never submitted a play to an agent or producer.

There they were. My guess, just to sleep on, was Alice Porter. She had worked it first, back in 1955, and was now repeating. She had written a book entitled The Moth That Ate Peanuts, which showed that she would stop at nothing. Her eyes were too close together. My suggestion in the morning, if Wolfe asked for one, as he usually did just to be polite, would be to connect her up with Simon Jacobs in 1956, Jane Ogilvy in 1957, and possibly Kenneth Rennert in 1958. If she had written the stories and they had used them, there had certainly been contacts. Oshin's detective agency and the lawyer for Mariorie Lippin's estate hadn't found any, but whether something is found or not depends on who is looking for it.

Making room on the shelves of one of the cabinets, I lugged the stuff from the table to it, seven trips, locked the cabinet, returned the table to the front room, and went up to bed.