Permanent Interests (43 page)

"After years of persecuting me, of violating my civil rights, of impugning me as an Italian-American, a loyal and patriotic citizen of this great country, the Federal government has finally notified me -- in writing -- that I am what I've been saying all along -- a legitimate businessman."

His admirers yelped, hollered, cheered and clapped.

"You tell 'em, Al!" "Give 'em hell, Al!"

He waved one hand to solicit quiet. Poking the sheet of paper with his forefinger, Al declared, "The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has written me this letter

'thanking you for your cooperation in bringing to justice certain dishonest senior Federal officials who, through their nefarious criminal acts, committed a gross disservice to the PERMANENT INTERESTS

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American people.' Signed, 'Dominic Berlucci, Chief, Investigations Division.'"

applause.

"I'm making an announcement. To show that I am a responsible citizen who cares deeply about this country, I am contributing money and people to elect as our next president Roger Jalbert, the best man for the job! God bless America!"

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