Authors: Catherine Aird
This train of thought â had they heard it â would have greatly pained Challoner and his Direct Action Committee. They would certainly have challenged it. The Berebury Police officers on the other hand, owing an oath of allegiance and having a long tradition of obedience to authority, heard the Superintendent out in silence.
âAnd,' he went on, âif they don't keep to the law, then they're villains, aren't they?'
There was someone else whom the simple extension of this line of reasoning would undoubtedly have upset. He was called Harold Tritton and he was Hereward Reader in Logic at the University of Calleshire.
âThere's another thing,' growled the Superintendent, who didn't know Harold Tritton and who wasn't strong on logic anyway. âThe fact that they don't believe in the rule of law doesn't mean that the little â' He stopped and started again. âThat the students won't expect the police to stick to it. And write to the Home Secretary if we don't. Oh, no' â he twisted his lips wryly â âthey wouldn't like it at all if we didn't stick to the rules.'
âDo we know what they have in mind this time?' enquired Detective Inspector C. D. Sloan. He was head of the Berebury Police Station's tiny Criminal Investigation Department and was sitting in on the conference in case of trouble later.
âA sit-in on Thursday,' his colleague, Inspector Harpe, informed him gloomily. Everything about Inspector Harpe was always so gloomy that he was universally known as Happy Harry. He was in charge of Traffic Division and swore that that was enough to make any man permanently melancholy. He was at the conference because somehow everything â but everything â always managed to involve Traffic Division.
âWhere?' asked Sloan.
âAlmstone.'
âAh ⦠Almstone ⦠of course. Yes, it would be Almstone, wouldn't it?'
The University of Calleshire had always displayed a distinct penchant for naming the Colleges of which it was composed against the current trend, and Almstone, which was the family name of the Dukes of Calleshire, was no exception.
The tradition had begun in early Tudor times with the first of its ancient foundations â Tarsus College. This had been called after Theodore, the other noted Christian scholar of That Place, at a time when the stars of noted Christian scholars were definitely not in the ascendant. It had been followed somewhat ambiguously by Princes'. The Princes' were variously held at the time (by the daring) to be the poor unfortunates in the Tower (Edward and Richard) and (by the politic) to be the sons of Henry the Seventh (Arthur and Henry). The Statutes referred even more cautiously to the sons of the Monarch and left it at that.
Things had been no better nearly two hundred years later. At the Restoration â of all times â the University had chosen to call its two newest Colleges after a pair of Oliver Cromwell's Civil War generals and Fairfax and Ireton had come into being.
And when the next burst of university expansion in the sixties had come round â the nineteen sixties this time, not the sixteen sixties â the University Senate had proved just as intransigent in the matter of names. In spite of a very lively modernist lobby in favour of calling them Jung and Freud and at a time of pronounced egalitarianism, it had opted for using the family names of the two noblest families in the county. Thus the two newest Colleges were called Cremond, after the Earldom of Ornum, and Almstone, after the Dukedom of Calleshire.
âIn the administration block of Almstone,' amplified Inspector Harpe.
âProbably,' opined Superintendent Leeyes, âthe only place where anyone does any real work anyway.'
âThat's where their records are, I suppose,' said Sloan realistically â and to avert a tirade against idle students.
âIt is,' said Leeyes. âAll the University records, actually. In the new building there. They've considered moving them and decided against it.'
âToo provocative?'
âToo heavy and too many.' Leeyes jerked his head. âBut at least someone senior had started to go through them for â er â er' â he cleared his throat and searched for another phrase rather than use the word the students used â âer ⦠inflammable material.'
âThat's something, I suppose,' agreed Sloan.
âIt doesn't do anything for me,' complained Harpe immediately. âIf half my men are keeping law and order at the University, then I can't have them keeping the traffic moving here in the town, can I?'
âIt's not as simple as that,' grumbled the Superintendent. âIt's not actually either a criminal or civil offence to occupy a building like Almstone, remember. After all, it is University property and they are students at that University. Members within the meaning of the Act.'
âI suppose, then,' said Harpe fretfully, âthat the clever ones are going to argue that they've got every right to be there?'
Leeyes gave a deep sigh. âThey are. And don't you forget, Harpe, that they're all clever ones over there. Or think they are.' He rapped his knuckles on his desk. âThat's the whole trouble with the lot of them. They're all so clever that they all know where the flies go in winter and how the milk got in the coconut.'
âNo leave for anyone anyway on Thursday, I suppose,' continued Sloan, concentrating on the practicalities.
âNo leave,' said Leeyes. âAnd,' he added, glaring round at his assembled subordinates, âno trouble either, if we can help it this time. It's going to be a low-profile, kid-gloves job if I've got anything to do with it.'
âWhat about the Riot Act?' enquired Sloan impishly. âIf we're going to stick to the letter of the law and do the thing properly â¦'
âWe're turning it up now,' said Leeyes. âThere's another thing I'm having them turn up, too.'
âSir?'
âWhether it's slander to call men pigs,' said the Superintendent with dignity, âor just defamation.'
News of Thursday's threatened sit-in had reached another quarter as well by Tuesday evening: the Head Porter's Lodge at Almstone College. The first reaction of Alfred Palfreyman, sometime Sergeant-Major in the East Calleshire Regiment, now Head Porter of Almstone, was quite unprintable.
The second was to review his forces.
âAlmstone Admin. on Thursday,' he mused in much the same way as he had contemplated the storming of Mallamby Ridge by the East Calleshires in 1944. âWe'll have to see what can be done, won't we, sir?'
âWe will indeed, Palfreyman.' The Dean of Almstone â the head of the College â Dr. Herbert Wheatley, who had brought him the news, nodded agreement. He coughed and said, âThere are those who wanted us to keep the administration block closed all day on Thursday to stop them getting in.'
âBad tactics,' said the Head Porter immediately. âThey'd only go somewhere less convenient.'
âI quite agree.'
âIf,' said Palfreyman, âwe have them in the admin. block at Almstone, at least we'll know where they are.'
âAnd,' continued Dr Wheatley, âthere was also a school of thought that wanted the clerical staff to do their work that day somewhere else. Like the Library.'
âA great mistake, sir, if I may say so. That would only cause more trouble.'
âMy sentiments exactly,' said the Dean, a note of real warmth coming into his voice. In fact Alfred Palfreyman was quite often the only member of the entire staff of Almstone College with whom the Dean really saw eye to eye. Both men had their feet firmly on the ground and their relationship was one of complete understanding.
Palfreyman shook his head. âIt really upsets the office people to see their files being messed about, sir.'
âNaturally they don't like it,' agreed Dr Wheatley.
âBetter to tell them not to come in,' said the Head Porter.
âI have,' said the Dean. âAnd we're closing the Library for the day, too.'
âNow, let me see â¦' Palfreyman looked thoughtful. âWe could take the locks off the doors and windows.'
âWe could.'
âAnd drain the radiators.'
âWater can do a lot of damage,' said the Dean.
âAnd see that they get plenty of fresh air.' He cleared his throat. âI have noticed that they don't seem very fond of fresh air.'
âThey aren't,' said the Dean. âAnd it can be very chilly in October, too, can't it?'
âIt turned quite cold last night,' said the Head Porter. âI think, sir, if it's all the same to you, I'll get one or two mates of mine to come along to give me a hand.'
âBy all means, Palfreyman,' said the Dean, adding prophetically, âIt's going to be a busy day for us all.'
He departed well satisfied with his interview. He was not surprised to find that, as usual, he had achieved more in talking to Alfred Palfreyman for ten minutes than he did in two hours on any academic committee.
The Greatorex Library was in fact the obvious alternative to Almstone for a working place for the clerical staff.
It was an imposing building, even of its period, paid for out of the benefaction of one Jacob Greatorex, who had in his day successfully exploited the possibilities of that intricate system of life assurance known as the tontine. So well had Jacob Greatorex grasped the working principle of the tontine (survivor takes all) and then mastered the detail (most of the University historians drew tactful veils over this: they were not there, after all, to corrupt the young) that eventually he found himself the sole remaining member of the tontine. Being without an heir and by then much encumbered by both wealth and conscience, he had left the proceeds of the tontine to the University of Calleshire for the founding of a library.
Not surprisingly Flaxman's bust of him in the entrance hall showed a plump man, well pleased with himself and with life.
Unaware that the Dean had not only considered the idea of the clerical staff moving in, but had dismissed it too, the Students' Direct Action Committee sent one of their number to spy out that particular land. He was called Hugh Bennett. Once in the Library, Bennett made his way to one of the bays, and then went through the pretence of searching for a book and of finding it. Then he sat down with it open in front of him. He did not, however, read it. Instead he studied the Library carefully.
There was no doubt about it. Any amount of clerical work could be done here in conditions that â ironically enough â were probably a good deal better than those in the administration building. On the other hand there were no signs at all of any impending movement of the clerical force this way because of the sit-in. People were working much as usual. He caught Colin Ellison's eye from one of the Natural History bays and nodded across at him from his own position of vantage.
Hugh Bennett was still sitting in the Library when Henry Moleyns came in. Henry fought his way to the enquiry desk with some difficulty: there were stacks of books everywhere. He edged past a particularly precarious pile and said to the library assistant, âI thought they burnt all the old books at Alexandria.'
âNot this lot,' she responded with feeling. âSome old boy has left us all his books and his letters. Thousands of them.' She peered at him. âNot that they'll interest you. You're an ecologist, aren't you? These are mostly Wordsworth and that crowd.'
âDidn't he do something with daffodils?' murmured Moleyns, innocently deadpan. âThat's ecology.'
âThat's poetry.'
âI know. And ne'er the twain shall meet. Listen, my love, what I really want are books on war â¦'
âTrojan, American, European or World?' she countered swiftly.
âWorld,' said Moleyns.
âBay Nine South,' said the girl, adding without irony, âin the History wing. After Geography, and before Drama.'
He thanked her.
âThen there's Biography and War Memoirs,' she said helpfully to his departing back. âThey come after that.'
A few moments later a voice whispered into Hugh Bennett's ear, âHullo, hullo. Don't often see you in here.'
Bennett spun round and then relaxed. âOh, it's you, Moleyns. I'm doing a bit of reading, that's all.' He looked quickly up at the labels on the shelves in the bay where he was sitting, and saw that they were in the Modern History section. âI am reading economics, you know.'
âIf you're reading them from that book,' pointed out Henry Moleyns mildly, âthen you're a better man than I am.'
âWhat? Why â¦'
âIt's upside down.'
âOh.' Bennett frowned and swivelled the book round, taking a look at the title for the first time. âThat's right,' he said glibly, â
Europe After 1945
. I've got an essay for Mr Willacy. I'm looking up the Marshall Plan.'
âNow you might be,' said Henry Moleyns. âNot then you weren't.' It wasn't often that anyone wrong-footed Hugh Bennett and Henry quite enjoyed the experience.
âGot quite a bit on my mind,' admitted Bennett in an undertone, talking not being officially permitted in the Library and Mr Hedden being within earshot at the other end of the bay. âNo real time for essays this week.'
âSit-ins don't organise themselves,' agreed Moleyns
sotto voce
, adding dryly, âeven if they are spontaneous.'
âI hear you're not coming,' said Bennett. The Direct Action Committee â to a man â were nothing if not opportunist. âWhat's up?'
âChanged my mind,' said Moleyns briefly.
âWhat? Have you gone pacifist like Ellison?'
âNo,' said Moleyns. âIt's a thought but I haven't, actually.'
âYou were all for us last time,' persisted Bennett.
âI just don't believe in doing what your sort of committee says any more,' he said, no longer whispering, âthat's all.'
âBut last time â'
âLast time,' returned Moleyns, âI didn't know any better. I was an ignorant mug ready to lap up all the nonsense your lot put out.'