Our Husband (a humorous romantic mystery) (2 page)

"No wonder you're so skinny. If you want a snack, Mrs. Raglan just dropped off a plate of oatmeal Scotties because her

knee feels so much better."

Natalie smiled fondly. "That wasn't necessary."

"She swears you healed her."

"Me and a syringe of cortisone. I'm afraid her relief is temporary."

Sara shrugged. "You can do no wrong in the eyes of the folks around here." She pushed away from the desk and headed

toward the door. "Joey and I are taking in both shows at the dollar theater tonight—want to tag along?"

Natalie shook her head. "I've put off unpacking Raymond's book collection far too long. The moving boxes are driving me

nuts. Thanks anyway." She rolled her wrist to check the time. "Why don't you take off? I'll lock up."

"Thanks, I will. See you tomorrow." Sara turned at the door. "Oh... your brother called again." Her eyes glowed with

curiosity, but Natalie simply forged a smile and thanked her for taking the message.

Alone, she massaged a sudden pain in her right temple. In the tidy room she wanted her life to be, her brother was an area

rug with an upturned corner. Tony, the family thief, had been granted an early parole from the state penitentiary and needed a

place to stay once he left the halfway house—just until he got back on his feet, he'd assured her. He'd thought of his beloved

sister first, he'd declared in a charming voice when he called last weekend.

Natalie suspected his thoughts ran more toward her beloved bank account, but as his closest living relative, she felt

morally obligated to help him. Still, unease needled her. She resented the threat of his appearance in her well-ordered life—a

private, quiet existence she'd come to guard jealously. The worshipful respect the locals lavished upon her made her feel

special. What would her patients think when they discovered that not only was her brother an ex-con, but that she'd brought him

to live in their midst?

Torn, she'd stalled Tony until she could discuss his "visit" with Raymond, but she'd purposely neglected to mention Tony's

name when her husband had called earlier to let her know what time he'd be home Friday. He barely tolerated her brother,

leaving Natalie struggling between loyalties to the two men. She tossed two aspirin to the back of her throat and swallowed

them dry.

The door opened again and Sara stuck her head in. "We have a straggler, fellow with indigestion."

Natalie sighed. She'd wanted the life of a small-town doctor, but by five-thirty on Wednesday of a spring stomach-virus

outbreak week, the job's romantic appeal had dimmed. A split second later she chastised herself. "Sure, I'll see him."

"I thought you might," Sara said, pulling a new yellow folder from behind her back and walking it over. "Mr. Butler is

forty-three years old, no family history of heart disease, blood pressure is good. He's also deficient in vitamin A." She tapped

her temple and mouthed "the eyes," in answer to Natalie's unasked question.

"Thanks, Sara. You can go on home."

Sara lowered her voice to a rolling whisper, as if the man were crouched outside the door. "He looks dangerous—maybe

I'd better stick around."

Accustomed to her nurse's melodrama, Natalie simply smiled. "That's not necessary. Which exam room?"

"The Blue Room."

"Got it. Have a nice evening."

Natalie sat unmoving as the paneled door swung shut. In the distance, she heard the distinct clack of the heavy front door

closing. Suddenly exhausted, she held the folder with both hands, and stared blindly at the man's name and address printed in

caps.

Her brother was encroaching, and Raymond was withdrawing, or so it seemed. After six years of a part-time marriage due

to his travel schedule, she yearned for more emotional intimacy. But she was beginning to think her happy-go-lucky husband

was afraid, if not incapable, of true closeness. At least with her.

Why Raymond's indefinable retreat had converged in her mind today, she couldn't fathom. He'd sounded normal on the

phone—even eager to arrive home. To her knowledge, their basically happy marriage was no less intact today than yesterday.

So why did she have this, this...
premonition
that crisis lurked just around the corner?

After a few minutes of numbing muse, she pushed herself to her aching feet. The man with indigestion didn't care if she

was facing personal dilemmas—he probably wanted to go home and eat pork barbecue.

In the hallway, she conjured up a smile, then opened the squeaky door to the Blue Room. Mr. Butler, a big man, sat near

the door on a diminutive chair, surrounded by cloud-blue walls, his hands resting on wide knees. From his physique, one might

think he was a professional athlete, but his clothing betrayed him. His tie hung loose at the collar, his shirtsleeves rolled up to

his elbows. His jacket lay folded on the padded examination table. He was darkly handsome, decidedly unkempt, and she

immediately understood why Sara had described him as dangerous. A white scar extended from his hairline, running to just

above his left eyebrow, hinting of an old injury severe enough to have caused a concussion at the very least.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Butler. I'm Dr. Carmichael."

His gaze darted to her legs, then he gave her a friendly nod. "Pleasure's mine, Doc."

Ignoring his perusal, she retrieved a mechanical pencil from her pocket. Careful to keep her skirt from riding up, she

lowered herself onto a stool with rollers and opened his file. A simple case, in and out. Her thoughts skipped ahead to dinner

—a salad sounded good. A half-cake of goat cheese lay languishing in the fridge. "What seems to be the trouble?"

"The trouble," the man said, his voice polite but rueful, "is that your husband's luck ran out."

Natalie glanced up from the file and blinked. "Excuse me?"

He turned and with one long-armed reach, locked the door. Disbelief bolted through her, her mind reeling at the possible

ramifications of her carelessness. Sara had been right. As usual. She propelled the stool and herself into the farthest corner,

then scrambled to her feet. "Leave now, or I'll scream." As an afterthought, she held up her pencil like an ice pick.

Instead, the man calmly pushed himself to his feet and wagged a large finger, his demeanor almost weary. "Lead poisoning

is a serious matter, Doc. Relax, I'm not going to hurt you. Your husband owes me money, and I'm here simply to collect a late

payment."

Natalie found her voice cowering in the back of her throat. "I—I don't know what you're talking about."

He smiled sadly, his dark eyes crinkling at the corners. "Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your husband is a

gambler, among other things. And worse, he's a bad gambler." He sighed. "I need your jewelry."

Natalie shook her head slowly, her hand involuntarily moving to cover her wedding ring. "You're not serious."

"I'm afraid so," he said, reaching into a bulging jacket pocket.

A gun. He had a gun. Or a blade. All thugs carried a blade. Natalie threw her head back and unleashed a shrill scream,

knowing she was completely isolated in the top of the old building, but hoping he'd be spooked.

Instead, he winced, then poked a finger in his ear. "Please don't do that. God knows I hear enough screeching at home."

Instead of a weapon, he withdrew a sheath of rolled-up papers, then spread them on the examination table.

Natalie stared at him, searching her mind for the location of the closest asylum. Perhaps he had wandered away during

finger-painting class. "Who
are
you?"

He pointed to the patient folder lying on the floor. "It says right there—Brian Butler."

"But... why would my husband owe you money?"

"Because he borrowed it and didn't pay it back."

Natalie relaxed a fraction of an inch—the guy was dim. "You obviously have my husband confused with someone else."

"Raymond Carmichael, forty-two, drives a blue Explorer, and sells plastic legs for a living."

"Prostheses," she corrected, determined to retain some measure of control.

He shrugged. "Tomato, tom
ah
to."

Natalie swallowed hard. Could Raymond possibly be mixed up with such a shady character? "Why should I believe that

my husband owes you money?"

"Because I don't lie. And," he nodded toward the table, "I have his signature on the loan papers. If you don't believe me,

check them out." He smiled wryly, then extended his hand, palm up. "But first, surrender your weapon."

When she didn't move, he wiggled his fingers. "Come on, lady. I have to pick up my kids from daycare in twenty minutes."

He didn't seem intent on harming her, so Natalie relinquished her pencil and warily approached the table. The forms were

numerous, but simple: the amount of the loan, the astronomical interest rate, the collateral, the signature. The numbers swam

before her eyes, as did Raymond's telltale signature. A signature that pledged her appraised jewelry and—she swallowed—

their property against default. Raymond couldn't have signed over the title of their home without her permission, her mind

screamed. But then she remembered that he could because she'd assigned him her power of attorney when they closed on the

condo in St. Louis two years ago.

She looked back to the stranger, laughing with incredulity. "There must be over a hundred thousand dollars' worth of loans

here."

He made a sympathetic sound with his cheek. "Sorry, Doc. The wife is always the last to know."

Natalie frowned. "What are you, some kind of a loan shark?"

His mouth twitched down at the corners. "I own a pawn business, and I make loans to my customers. Ray's a good

customer." He pulled a calculator from his back pocket, then bent over the table to scrutinize the appraisal forms. "Okay, let's

get this over with. I'm looking for an emerald cocktail ring."

Outraged, she jerked her hands behind her back. "I'm not giving you anything."

He rubbed his eyes with thumb and forefinger, then said, "Work with me, here, Doc. This is so much better than me having

to come to your house."

He was bluffing. "You don't know where we live."

"White brick, navy shutters, messy back yard."

She lifted her chin. "It's an English garden."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm doing you a favor here. If I get the sheriff involved, the whole damn town will know your business."

"Oh, well, as long as you're doing me a
favor
."

He shook his head, tsk-tsking. "You're wasting time."

The entire situation was starting to seem legitimate, frighteningly so. "I need to discuss this with Raymond."

"Later," he said. "When I'm eating Happy Meals with my kids."

"H-How about if I write you a check?" she offered, gathering courage. "How much do you need?"

"About five thousand, and I don't take checks."

Natalie swallowed. "Cash," she said, gesturing toward the door. "Follow me to an ATM and I'll give you cash."

"Have you checked your balances lately, Dr. Carmichael?"

She balked. "Two days ago."

He looked sympathetic. "I've seen Raymond lose ten gees on a single dog race. In two days, he could bankrupt the national

treasury." He withdrew his wallet and extracted a business card, then handed it to her.

BUTLER FAMILY PAWN, BRIAN BUTLER, OWNER AND MANAGER. GOLD BOUGHT AND SOLD BY THE

OUNCE. WE LOAN MONEY TO ANYONE, AND WE MEAN ANYONE.

He gave her a pointed look. "Now, for the last time, Dr. Carmichael—one emerald cocktail ring."

Feeling helpless, she removed the ring from her finger, then threw it at him, aiming for an eye.

He caught it neatly. "Thank you." Donning a jeweler's monocle, he held the ring up to the light for a few seconds, then

punched in a number on the calculator, his fingers too big for the buttons. He dropped the ring onto a snowy handkerchief

spread on the table. "Next, one pair of diamond stud earrings, total weight, two point five carats."

Her hands flew to her earlobes. "These were my aunt's—they're family heirlooms!"

"Lucky for Raymond, your aunt had good taste in jewelry."

Cut to the quick, Natalie bit deep into her lip to stem her tears, but failed miserably.

He winced and covered his face with his hand. "Oh, no, no, no. Stop with the tears, okay? I'm just trying to feed my family

here. You married the bum, not me."

Furious, she sucked in her tears with a giant hiccup, then handed him the earrings with shaking hands. He inspected them

and whistled. "Nice." Then he added them to the hanky. "And finally, one diamond solitaire pendant."

Remembering she'd dropped the piece inside her sweater, she said, "I don't have it with me."

His gaze fell to her chest, and the skin over her heart tingled. Slowly, very slowly, he moved to stand in front of her,

zeroing in on the small lump of the pendant beneath her sweater—and not exactly ignoring the more sizable lumps on either

side.

Her face burned as she clutched her hand to her chest.

"Come on, Doc, don't make me take it from you."

"Raymond gave this pendant to me for our anniversary."

"I know, I sold it to him. By the way, happy anniversary."

Never before had she so thoroughly despised a person. "You... are... vile."

A scowl darkened his face, illuminating the scar. "Tell you what, Doc, I'll give you a choice. The necklace—" He