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The tentacle wriggled. “Please, excuse,” the voice burbled, echoing within the barrel. “Shell, too-small. Abandoned, vehicle. Seek, other.”

Cyrus hunkered down. He peered into the bung-hole, trying to make out a detail or two. It was too dark in there, but he glimpsed what might have been an eye, a damp hide, a lobsterish mouth. By all accounts, the things were harmless enough. He didn't fear, and his anger was fading, already giving way to fascination.

The tentacle writhed. It tapped the end of the barrel above the bung-hole. It tapped twice, once to either side. “Make,” the voice burbled again. “Holes. Eyes.” It tapped below, along the barrel's curving flank. “Legs.”

There was a pause while Cyrus thought it over. The creature didn't speak the language well, but it could get its wishes across well enough. Cyrus knew what it wanted, all right. But he knew, too, that boring all those holes would ruin the barrel. He'd be stuck with plastic cider for another year, and maybe longer. Finally, the voice spoke again. “Will, pay,” it said.

That was another matter. “All right,” said Cyrus. “Though I want to know why you chose my barrel.” He stood and headed for his workbench. He found his electric drill and the hole saw. He added over his shoulder, “How big you want the holes?”

When the voice said, “This,” he turned to watch the tentacle sketch a two-inch circle. Fine, he thought. The saw could handle that. He plugged in the extension cord and fetched his equipment back to the barrel. “Back off, now,” he said. The tentacle withdrew, and he pulled the trigger. The saw bit and whined, once, twice, and the alien had eye holes. As he sat back on his heels, the eyes appeared. They were on stalks, and they were extended a good six inches out the holes. “Thank,” the alien said. “See, now.” The voice still burbled, but it echoed less. The new holes made a difference.

“Now,” said Cyrus. The barrel wasn't really ruined yet. He could always fit a new top to it. But now. . . . “Where do you want those leg holes?”

Once more the tentacle emerged. It lengthened, more than he would have guessed possible, and it pointed. The saw whined again, six times, and the job was done. Or was it? Cyrus thought a moment and said, “You want more room around that arm of yours?” When the tentacle quickly sketched an oblong around the bung-hole, he obliged.

He rose, put his tools away, and returned. The head of his barrel now reminded him of nothing more than a Halloween pumpkin, all eyes and mouth, though no pumpkin ever had stalked eyes and a mouthful of wormy tentacles. No pumpkin had legs, either, shiny and lobsterish, emerging from holes in its bottom. And no pumpkins walked, with a lurching, rocking gait, sideways across the barn floor. It struck him then, that the aliens resembled hermit crabs, wearing borrowed shells and moving into larger ones as they grew. He wondered if a real hermit crab might try a pumpkin.

He watched as the alien exercised its limbs. It crawled, it ran, it even capered as it grew used to its new shell, but it remained clumsy. A barrel just wasn't built to walk. Finally, it settled again, facing Cyrus, and burbled, “Thank.”

Cyrus almost grinned. He prided himself on rarely going into a flap, no matter what the crisis. And he had a crisis here, for sure. An alien, away from its people, free of its human guides and chauffeurs. It would have to go back, of course. It would probably want to, unless it preferred a holiday among the natives. In the meantime, well. . . . “Mind if I call you Hermit?”

There was no answer. He added, “It's time to talk, you know. Why my barrel?”

The tentacles withdrew. In a moment they returned to scatter a handful of plastic strips on the floor before the man. The alien money. One tentacle retained a strip and held it up. “Pay. New, shell. Food?”

“Soon,” said Cyrus. “But first, why?” Damn, he thought. It's got me doing it, too. Though it's not hard. We do talk that way here, a bit.

“Found, first.” The alien's burble was somehow plaintive. “Hungry.” Cyrus said nothing. After a moment, the alien went on. “Grow, we. Shells, change, always. Small, natural. Bigger, smarter, plastic. Change, must. Too-weak, not. Too-soft.”

Cyrus stared intently, thinking, beginning to see. . . . He was interrupted by a gasp. He turned, and there was Allie, a hand to her mouth, an apron around her waist. “I wanted the eggs,” she said. “What's that?”

He told her. She scooched beside him, staring, too. “They grow all their lives,” he said. “Move into bigger shells as they grow. It says they get smarter, too. I guess the brain must get bigger as they grow.”

She nodded. Her gray hair bobbed. Her thin lips pursed. She smelled of the kitchen and soap. Her thigh was soft against his haunch, and he remembered. . . . The past, their past, was far from dead, but though he still loved her, she wasn't the girl he had married, the girl who had left him for college and then returned for a farmer's life. She said, murmuring, “I suppose it must have been learning how to build their own shells that let them get smart enough for civilization, then.”

“Skin,” the alien burbled. “Wood. Metal. Plastic. Food?”

“What would you like?” asked Allie.

“Egg? Cheese? Potato, mash?”

“Right away.” She rose to her feet, as graceful as ever, and headed toward the back of the barn and the door to the hen house. In a minute she was back, an egg in her hand. She laid it down before the barrel. A tentacle enfolded it and hauled it within. There was a crunch and a sound of sucking. “Thank.”

“They aren't very big today, are they?” said Allie. She left again. While she was gone, Cyrus peered through the widened bung-hole. Despite the holes, it was still dark in there, and he had to lean close to make out the broken egg, cradled in a nest of tentacles beneath a writhing mass of mouthparts. He leaned too close, in fact, for when the alien was done, the discarded shell bounced off his brow. He rocked back on his haunches with a muttered curse. “No manners,” he said. “None at all.”

“Whatever do you mean?” asked Allie. She was back, standing behind him, her apron sagging with the weight of eight more eggs. “Maybe you shouldn't have been prying. I imagine it likes its privacy as much as we do.”

“Then it should have stood at home.”

“Enough of that, Cyrus!” She scooched beside the barrel and laid her eggs down on the floor. She held one out toward the bung-hole. “Would you like another?”

“Thank.” A tentacle plucked the egg from her grasp. There was another crunching, sucking sound. She added, “It's a stranger, Cyrus. Away from home, and it probably doesn't know how it's going to get back. We should be nice to it.”

“I suppose we should, Allie.” They had always been as hospitable as they knew how, with friends and strangers alike. Every winter saw at least one stranded motorist warming himself before their stove and dining at their table, even passing the night in their guest-room bed. But never before had they hosted a stranger as strange as this one. “But I am curious.”

“I know. I don't think anyone's seen them naked.”

The alien had obviously been listening. “No,” it burbled, discarding the second eggshell. “Fear. Eat, be. Call? Phone?”

“You want us to call your friends? At the UN?”

“Yes. Please. Thank.”

As they stood, another egg disappeared into the bung-hole. “I'll just leave them all,” said Allie. “The poor thing's probably hungry.”

“Enough, now. Take.”

“All right.” Allie gathered up the remaining eggs, and they turned to leave, thinking the alien would stay put. But as Cyrus was holding the door to the kitchen for his wife, they heard a scrabbling behind them. They looked, and there was the barrel, lurching along on six shiny legs, stalked eyes waving as they took in the yard, the car, the oxen behind their rail fence.

“We haven't had a dog for years,” said Cyrus. “Wish we could keep it.”

“Cyrus!”

The word got out, of course. By the time the limousine arrived, the yard was choked with neighbors, townsfolk, and local reporters. There was even a wire-service helicopter in the pasture. Their alien was the center of attention, and it was loving it. It burbled happily away, posing for pictures, answering questions, and making comments. At one point, its gist seemed to be that its new shell reminded it acutely of a precious antique it had had to leave at home. “Hurry,” it burbled sadly. “Danger. Fear. Leave, all. Now, new. Bigger!”

When the car pulled in, honking aside the crowd, the alien turned to watch, raising itself to the tips of its legs. It was silent as the driver, a young black man uniformed in powder blue, jumped out, saying, “What's been happening?” It remained silent as three of its fellows emerged from the back seat. They wore the coal-scuttle shells everyone knew from the teevee, and they were small, no larger than a bushel basket. When they saw the barrel, they sank on their legs, just as if they were bowing. They didn't speak, though it seemed natural to think they would have come armed with more than one choice phrase for their runaway.

The barrel lurched toward its smaller fellows. They flinched, retreating toward the car. “Up!” it burbled. “Home. Now!”

The others scurried. “Master!” they chorused. Their voices piped liquidly, and Cyrus thought their shells must have very different acoustics from his barrel. Their attitude puzzled him, too, until Allie jogged his elbow with her own and said, “It's so much bigger. That must be it.”

“They think it's smarter!”

She nodded. She turned toward one of the reporters and told him what they had learned. “If size and intelligence go together, then the bigger ones must be the leaders.”

The reporter, a fiftyish man with a bulbous nose and white hair, answered in a whiskey voice. “Then you must have the boss-bug of them all here. I've never seen a bigger one.”

Cyrus said, “It's just the barrel.” He noticed the patch on the reporter's sleeve. The symbol was the same as the one on the helicopter. “Though I suppose it gives it plenty of room to grow.”

They turned their attention back to the aliens as the newcomers scrambled nimbly into the limousine. The barrel followed, just managing to squeeze through the door. It was a tight fit, and Cyrus was glad his barrel hadn't been any bigger. Or was he? He was sorry to see the alien go. He'd been counting on that barrel for his cider, and, besides, he rather liked the alien. It was such a peculiar little bugger.

The fuss died down soon enough. There was better local news, such as the flying saucers seen near the nuclear power plant in Wiscasset, and the aliens were drawing more attention with their request for a piece of the Florida Keys for their colony. The ocean was shallow enough there, they said; the islands would give them enough land for their needs, and the climate was much like that they had left. The locals, of course, would-n't hear of it, but the rest of the world didn't think the spot a bad idea at all. At least, so said the teevee.

But the story didn't end there. The limousine was back before Thanksgiving, bearing a silk-suited diplomat and an alien whose wooden barrel was now smoothed and polished and covered with the pastel patterns that denoted rank or, perhaps, identity among its kind. It looked more like a dressed-up pumpkin than ever.

The diplomat introduced himself as Vince Barger, the Second Assistant Under-Secretary for Alien Relations. “A new department, you understand,” he added with a smile that kept his teeth carefully covered. “We try to mediate between K-ssniskit's people and our own.”

“Snickit?” asked Cyrus.

“K-ssniskit. Didn't she tell you her name before?”

Cyrus shook his head, wrinkling his nose at a strong whiff of Barger's cologne. “Can't say she did. Though she didn't seem to like what I called her much. Thought she was sorta like a hermit crab.”

“So he called her Hermit,” put in Allie.

All three watched the alien as she moved around the yard, stalked eyes peering into barn, pasture, and house, renewing her brief acquaintance with the place. She must have grown used to the weight of the barrel, for she no longer lurched. She must also, thought Cyrus, have grown a little.

Barger chuckled smoothly. “I can see why. But you probably irritated her. They're very sociable creatures, really.'

He stopped talking when the alien scuttled closer. She stopped at Cyrus's feet and cocked her eyes up at his lanky figure. “Greet,” she burbled.

“Greet, yourself.” Cyrus squatted to be nearer her level. “What're you after now?”

“Cyrus!” said Allie. She turned to the alien. “Don't you mind him, K-ssnickit,” she said. “We are glad to see you, and if we can do anything to help, we will.” She bent to lay a hand on the rim of the barrel, just above the eyes. She looked as if she were petting it.

“Greet,” the alien repeated. “Shells, like.” A tentacle stretched to stroke the barrel's flank. “More. Make?”

“I suppose I could,” said Cyrus. “Grandpa's coopering tools are still in the barn, and he taught me a little when I was a boy.”

“Thin. Light. Polish, too. Sizes, many. Two, thousand,” K-ssniskit burbled.

Cyrus whistled. That was a lot of barrels. “Take time,” he said. “What'll you pay?”

Barger held out a piece of paper. “Here's the order,” he said. “Fifteen hundred dollars apiece, as long as you meet the specifications. We pay you, and they'll pay us.”

Cyrus whistled again. He took the paper, unfolded it against its crisp resistance, and read. “Ayuh.” He turned to look at Allie. She showed nothing but approval in her face. And they could surely use the money. “I suppose I might,” he said. “But why me?”

“She insisted.”

And that was that. Or almost that. Cyrus took the order, though at first he felt a little as he guessed a Navajo must feel, selling pots and blankets to jet-borne tourists. But he soon realized that it wasn't
his
heritage he was selling. He was more like a Hong Kong Chinaman making colonial trivets for Williamsburg shops.

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