Authors: Dish Tillman
When Shay came out of the bathroom, shrouded by steam and back in the fluffy robe, she was already strapping on her backpack. “Listen, I've got to go out,” she said. “Sorry.”
He looked a little surprised but nodded in understanding. “I'll get out of your hair,” he said, and he looked around the apartment. “My clothesâ¦?”
“Damn it! Still in the dryer,” she said, grabbing her keys. “It's just down the stairs to the left. Can't miss it.” She hesitated a little, then went over and pulled him into a kiss. “Sorry. Really.”
“No worries,” he assured her, grinning. “See you later?”
She smiled back but couldn't bear to say anything. It didn't seem rightânot till she'd closed the book on Byron first.
She gave his neck a squeeze, then headed out the door.
Shay took a moment to reflect on what a bad idea it was to ever turn your back on a woman. Odds were, next time you faced her, she'd be in an entirely different mood. Hell, sometimes it happened
without
you turning your back on her. He didn't know what had suddenly unnerved Loni and made her go all rigid and distant. Whatever it was, he had to figure it didn't have anything to do with him. Those barriers had been pretty much broken down. And a sweet job he'd done of it, too.
He felt a little silly, standing around a strange apartment in a disheveled pink bathrobe, so he padded out to the hallway to go and fetch his clothes from the laundry room. The minute the door clicked behind him, he realized,
I have no key to this place
. He turned around and tried the knob. The door wouldn't open.
Shit
.
He sighed. He was still too blissed out from the way things had gone with Loni to be annoyed by his stupidity. He just resigned himself to it and continued to the staircase, then lightly skipped down the steps to the basement. He crossed the cold concrete floor to the dryer and pulled his clothes out. They radiated warmth, further easing any small irritation he might've felt. He was dopey and happy, and his warm clothes made him dopier and happier.
The trouble was, he had nowhere to put them on.
It would have to be there, then.
He looked around. The basement extended some twenty feet in both directions, but there didn't seem to be anyone around. He shrugged, doffing the pink robe, which he folded up and placed atop the dryer.
Then, standing naked by the machines, he sorted through his clothes, in search of his underwear. He had to pull each item apart separately before he discovered they'd gotten caught in one of the legs of his jeans. He'd just reached in and grabbed them when someone behind him said, “A-
hem
.”
He turned, and there at the bottom of the stairs was an older woman who looked like she might've been the mother of Batman's enemy Two-Face. Beneath her iron-gray hair, one side of her visage was leathery and snarled, the other smooth and fair. Shay had no idea how that had happened, but the effect was definitely eye-opening.
“I thought I heard someone come down to the laundry room,” she said, “so I decided to see whether my rules are being followed.” She nodded briefly at the wall beyond the machines. Shay glanced that way and saw an eleven-by-seventeen sheet taped to the wall that read
LAUNDRY ROOM REGULATIONS FOR RESIDENTS OF 1477 LONDALE
. “I suppose,” she continued, “I will have to add a new one. No displays of genitalia.”
Shay quietly extracted his boxer-briefs from his jeans and covered his crotch with them. “Sorry,” he said.
“This is not a rule I would've thought I had to specify,” the woman went on, her nostrils flaring. “I suppose while I'm at it I might as well add a few others, purely as a preventative measure. Like no starting fires in the sink. Also, no cannibalism.”
“I just got locked out,” he said, flashing her a winning smile. “Of my friend's place.”
“Didn't you knock?”
“My friend had left already.”
The woman kept staring at him. Shay said, “If you turn your head, I can be dressed in a few seconds.”
She took a breath, as though such a request was a great burden to her, but did as he asked. Though as he slipped on his briefs and then his pants, he could see from the corner of his eye that she was watching him from the corner of hers.
When he'd slipped on his T-shirt and socks, he took up the pink robe and extended it to the woman. “I wonder if you'd do me a favor,” he said, and he shot her another smile. He was hitting her with all the wattage he had at his command, and he knew from experience that it was considerable. “Could you return this to my friend for me, with my thanks? I'm very sorry to put you out and to have taken you by surprise this way.” He grinned shyly and let his hair fall into his face. “You certainly caught me at aâ¦well,
vulnerable
moment.”
The merest hint of a smile curled one end of her lips. “Oh,” she said, as if reluctant to give way to him, “you look like you can take care of yourself.”
“That's right,” he said. “I'm a big boy.”
She muttered, “No argument here,” and Shay knew she was putty in his hands.
“My friend is Loni,” he said as he put the robe in her arms.
She looked at him blankly.
“Loni inâ¦uh⦔ He realized he didn't know her apartment number. Or her last name. “Second floor,” he said. It was all he had.
She continued to regard him as though he weren't speaking at all, like she was still waiting for him to begin.
“Zee Gleason's roommate,” he said, in a burst of inspiration.
“Oh,” she said, smiling. “Zee. Of course I'll return it for you. As long as you promise not to go giving old ladies heart attacks anymore.”
He took a quick look around the basement. “I don't see any old ladies here.”
She giggledâthis rusted old battle-ax actually
giggled
. Shay thought,
Damn, I'm good
.
After a bit more shameless flirting, he headed back upstairs. Fortunately, Loni had asked him to leave his shoes outside the door, as they'd gotten caked with mud, so he grabbed them from the floor. He gave the knob one more try, just in case he'd made a mistake the first time. When the door still wouldn't budge, he headed back down the stairs.
On the stoop outside he put his shoes back on, then went whistling away into what was turning out to be a beautifully sunny day. He was feeling a little hungry and realized it was way past lunchtime. There was a Vietnamese joint ahead that looked kind of promising.
And then something terrible occurred to him.
He clapped his hands over his pockets.
Empty.
“Fucking hell,” he said.
Zee came home in an irritable mood. She'd had two interviews with the optometrist now, and she still had no indication of whether she could hope to get the job. She'd been glad to get called in a second
time, but at the end of her nearly two hours there, the doctor and the office manager were still acting as though they were waiting for her to do something to convince them to make her an offer. She had no idea what they wanted. She doubted even they knew.
And then she'd had to suffer through an excruciating lunch with her friend Chynna, who'd brought her four-month-old baby along and spent the whole meal tending to it, bragging about how wonderful motherhood was and how much money her chiropodist husband was making. Yeah, but not enough to pick up the tab, Zee noticed. They'd ended up going dutch even though Chynna had picked the restaurant and it was not a cheap one.
She dropped her purse into a chair and looked through the mail, which she'd picked up on her way in. Bills, bills, fucking bills. They never stopped coming. She'd better get a new job soon. Some of these were second and even third notices. She didn't want the electricity cut off.
She tried not to be frustrated with Loni over her inability to pay much toward rent. As roommates go, she wasn't a bad one. She bought her own food, made no mess, and used barely any of the utilities Zee paid for. In fact, when Loni left in a few weeks for Californiaâwhich Zee was sure she'd do, she had no realistic alternativeâZee's monthly expenditures would barely change. Loni left almost no footprint on the place she lived. It was actually kind of eerie when she thought about it.
But even if that weren't the case, even if Loni were costing her an arm and a legâ¦well, given the sabotage Zee had pulled on her this morningâcutting her off at the ankles with Shay Daytonâshe felt she owed her a little slack. Not that she regretted doing it. It was so like Loni, who had everythingâan education, a career waiting for her, even a guy who'd mapped out that career and guided her through it and who was plainly crazy for herâto drift through these last few weeks like it was all nothing much and she might not even want it after all. Like there weren't people who'd kill to have what she had. (Not that Zee was one of them. Probably. Not usually, anyway.) And then, to just blithely walk through a party for twenty minutes and leave Shay Dayton panting after her,
Shay Dayton
, who she
also
didn't want. Shay Dayton, whom Zee would've sold her soul for, and maybe even already hadâ¦
She shook her head. Never mind. Nasty incident, all over now. She'd had her petty revenge, and they could put it behind them and pretend it never happened. She tossed the bills onto her desk and looked up.
The apartment had a vacant resonance to it. She could always tell when Loni wasn't here. Even when she was just napping or reading, she gave off a very slight but detectable vibe. Zee wondered whether she'd miss Loni when she was gone. They had a lot of history together, and even though they'd gone down different paths, you couldn't ever replace thatâ¦
There was a rap on the door. Zee turned and opened it and found the landlady there, holding a big pink robe. What the hell?
“Oh, there you are, Zee,” she said. “I thought I saw you come back. I was in the side yard, with the verbena.”
“Hi, Mrs. Milliken. What's up?”
She handed her the robe with a sly smile. “Just returning this to you.”
Zee balked at taking it from her and was about to explain it wasn't hers when she recognized it as Loni's. It was that one she made fun of her for owningâcalling it Loni's “PeptoBismol robe.” What on earth was Mrs. Milliken doing with it?
As if having heard her thoughts, the landlady said, “It's from the young man. He got locked out, you know, apparently wearing nothing but this.” She broke into a smirk, the first Zee had ever seen
from her. It was not a comforting sight. “Caught him stark naked in the basement,” she said. “Polite boy, under the circumstances. I'll give him that. And very pretty, though I don't much care for tattoos.”
Zee felt a little dizzy at the onrush of all this information. She managed to cobble together a possible scenario. Loni must have had a man over. A tattooed man. A man whom she'd gotten naked with. And whom she'd left wearing her pink robe, for whatever kinky reason. And then he'dâwhatâgot locked out? Hidden naked in the basement? What the
hell
?
“Thanks,” Zee said. “I'mâ¦uhhhâ¦thanks.” She shrugged. “I'll see Loni gets it.”
Mrs. Milliken just smiled and nodded, and left without another word.
Zee crossed the apartment to Loni's room and dropped the robe onto her bed. She walked back down the hall, a little unsettled at the idea that Loni had taken advantage of her absence to bring some guy in here and cavort with him for however long. She couldn't say
why
it bothered her. If you'd asked her a week ago, she'd have said it was exactly the kind of thing Loni needed to do more of.
Then she saw the phone and the wallet, lying right there on the kitchen table.
And somehow she knew.
Even before she examined them, she knew.
She knew why it bothered her that Loni had had a guy over.
Because she knew who the guy was.
She opened the wallet and found the driver's license tucked away there.
And sure enough.
SHAY M DAYTON
Everything around her went strangely, frighteningly still. Like the whole earth had just paused in its rotation.