Obsidian Pebble (8 page)

“Weird echo in here, have you noticed?” Ruff said, pretending to look around.

Not one person in year seven was scared of either Jenks or Skinner, but they were like a pair of maddening insects that were persistent and annoying and just wouldn't go away.

Skinner started chanting. “Secret. Secret. Secr…”

No one realised that a group of year eight pupils had joined them in the corridor until a new voice spoke. It wasn't loud, but it silenced Skinner in an instant.

“Now, now, ladies, what's all the fuss?”

Jenks swung around and Oz saw his eyes light up. “Hey, Phillipa. Wassup?”

Jenks held his hand up, waiting for a high five. It hung in the air for a long and embarrassing ten seconds until Pheeps shook her head sadly, at which point Jenks pulled the hand sharply back down to his side.

“What's all this about secrets?” asked Pheeps calmly. She looked from Jenks to Oz and then Ruff, avoiding Ellie totally.

“Chambers, here, gets special treatment from Hippie Arkwright. We were trying to find out what makes him so special.” Jenks sniggered.

Pheeps smiled and the image that sprang into Oz's head was that of a wolf cornering its prey. Okay, a very tidy wolf, but a wolf nonetheless. Behind her, three Pheeps clones followed, each of them with perfect hair and uniforms that looked as if they'd been worn for the first time an hour ago. They were collectively known as Pheeps' creeps, and Oz could never remember what their real names were. But he did know that they had a reputation for being arrogantly unpleasant.

“Arkwright's got a soft spot for losers,” Pheeps said. “Stray kittens and lost puppies. Which one are you, Chambers?”

“Is Chambers a dog?” Skinner asked, a finger probing his left nostril. “I fancy being a pit bull terrier, myself. That would be a way cool secret.”

Jenks, Ruff and Ellie turned to look at him with expressions of varying incredulity, whilst Pheeps' creeps all regarded him as if he was something they'd just wiped off the bottoms of their shoes.

“Shut up, Skinner,” Jenks hissed scathingly.

“Don't tell me you haven't told them?” Pheeps continued, turning back to Oz as a nasty smile smeared itself over her face.

“Told us what?” Jenks asked.

Oz could feel the flush spreading up from his throat but was powerless to stop it.

“About his situation,” Pheeps continued, almost casually. “About him being half an orphan.”

“Half an orphan?” Skinner frowned.

“Everyone knows that my dad died, if that's what you mean,” Oz said through gritted teeth. In his peripheral vision he saw Ellie wince.

“That's right, 'cos Arkwright set us an essay on what we did with our dads over the hol—” A frown of realisation creased Jenks' forehead and his mouth suddenly stopped working.

“Should be a nice short one for you, then, eh, Chambers?” Pheeps grinned. “But give Hippie Arkwright some credit. Maybe she does have a reason to be extra upset. Maybe she knows something that you don't. Maybe that's why she wants to cuddle you like a stray.”

“What are you talking about?” Oz asked, confused.

Pheeps would have got ten out of ten in a smirking exam at that moment. Oz wanted desperately to demand that she stop talking in riddles, but the moment passed as Badger Breath Boggs appeared behind them and unceremoniously began ushering Oz and the rest of 1C into his class. Pheeps sauntered away, still wearing an annoyingly superior smile on her face.

“I don't think she's human,” Ruff said as they got their maths books out.

It seemed about the right time for Oz to tell them about bumping into Pheeps and her father in town.

“Talk about bad luck,” Ellie said.

“Where was she going, charm school?” Ruff asked, the corners of his mouth curving into a wry smile.

“Shopping,” Oz explained. “She was looking for boots to go with her new everything else. I tell you she's gone mental. She said to me that I should be careful not to do myself an injury. All I did was put the shopping down.”

“Weird,” Ellie said.

“Yeah, and it was the way she said it. She had this sort of sick smile on her face.” Oz shrugged.

“Maybe she's got a soft spot for you,” Ruff suggested.

“Ugh, don't even joke about that,” Oz said with feeling. “Her dad and mine worked at the university together. I've seen her at parties and stuff over the years.”

“That must have been a bundle of laughs,” Ellie said, unzipping her pencil case.

“What was she on about anyway, Arkwright's secret?” Ruff asked.

“It's just her way of winding me up,” Oz said, and realised that he was trying as much to reassure himself as he was Ruff and Ellie. “Like Ruff says, she's not human.”

The other two nodded sagely, since it was a pretty accurate description.

“Thinks she's so cool just because she's got money and no one says anything to her because her mother's been ill,” Oz muttered.

Ellie sighed in agreement.

But Pheeps had seemed so annoyingly confident. What could Miss Arkwright possibly know about him that he didn't know himself? It didn't make any sense.

But Badger Breath Boggs was already writing on the board and they all knew that the sooner they started the better. Badger Breath's teaching style was old-fashioned and extremely boring. The class would spend one whole lesson copying from the board and listening to Boggs' droning voice. In the other lesson of the double, they would all try to do problems set by him.

Oz was always struck at how devoid of colour Boggs was. It was as if he'd decided to live his life in monochrome. His moustache was grey-flecked, his hair (what little he had of it) was silvering, and he even had a constant smattering of grey-cigarette ash on the lapels of his charcoal herringbone jacket. His eyebrows were the only feature in an otherwise sour-looking face that gave any hint of original colouring in that they were dark and bushy. But he moved very quickly for an ancient teacher of almost fifty-eight; someone once said that Badger Breath had been a ballroom dancer in his youth. Oz would always remember that, not because he agreed, but because of what Ruff's response to that suggestion had been.

“Ballroom dancer? More likely the back end of a pantomime horse, if you ask me.”

For the next ninety minutes, Oz did his best to put Pheeps and Miss Arkwright to the back of his mind and concentrated on getting through maths. For about a lesson and a half, everything went well; at least, it did from Oz's perspective. Okay, he only understood about a quarter of what was going on, but Badger Breath seemed simply to want to get on with things today and was much less sarcastic than usual. It was Jenks, inevitably, who managed to change all that. He'd been pea-shooting wet balls of spit-soaked paper at people all morning and missing. But finally he struck lucky and caught Oz on the right earlobe. It was more shock than pain that triggered Oz's instinctive reaction, which consisted of swivelling around and glaring at an insolent Jenks. Yet that small, sudden movement was all Boggs needed.

Seconds later, Oz felt himself being yanked up by his shirt collar, standing at his desk and staring at the board through a teary haze, trying to decipher the figures and letters that made up the hieroglyphics written there. He wasn't crying because of the humiliation of being singled out in class, nor because of his frustration at not being able to do the sum. No, the cause of the watering in his eyes was all to do with why Badger Breath had earned his nickname.

“Well?” snarled the maths teacher, his mouth three inches from Oz's ear. With the snarl came another waft of cheesy halitosis, and Oz felt his eyes well up even more from the stench. The figures on the board swam in front of his eyes, turning them to blurry spider writing.

“Ummm,” Oz dithered.

Boggs withdrew his face, pointed towards the board and yelled, “3y + 34 = 2y + 89 has never, and will never, result in ‘ummm' as a mathematical answer. Get that into your empty head, Chambers.”

Oz heard Jenks titter and felt his cheeks burn.

Boggs turned in disgust and marched to the front of the class. When he reached the blackboard he pivoted to face the whole of 1C, wearing a sour-faced scowl.

“I've seen it all before. Cocky little first years who think they know it all, so sure that you're all going to change the world.” Boggs shook his head and his face sneered into a nasty imitation of a smile. “Well, let me tell you something, my naïve little friends. The real world isn't about talent shows and people making idiots of themselves on TV for thirty seconds of fame. None of you are going to wake up with magical powers that will get you all the things you want. Life is not a fantasy film. The truth is that, from now on, it's a hard slog because bills don't pay themselves. In just a few short years, you, like everyone else, will have to sell your souls to the banks to borrow money to get a mortgage to buy a house. And that means getting up early and going to work every day even when the weather's perfect and all you really want to do is go to the beach or toboggan on Marsden Hill.”

Boggs' face had gone blotchy purple, and little flecks of spit had begun to froth at the corners of his mouth, but he wasn't finished yet. “I've got two years left of my thirty years of commitment to this profession. Murderers get less than I have served here. So, I have no interest whatsoever in soft-soaping you lot, and that means that I will not put up with any nonsense from any of you.”

He turned his bulging glare back on Oz. “Now, some of you may have little or no interest in mathematics, a fact that will no doubt reap huge dividends when it comes to your first examination in four days' time. But this is a maths lesson, not a zoo. Although, judging by the way some of you behave, that distinction isn't always as clear-cut as it should be.”

Boggs let out a deep sigh. “Sit down, Chambers, and try and get what little grey matter there is inside that skull of yours to concentrate for more than twenty seconds at a time.”

Oz sat and breathed in cheese and onion-free air, wondering for the hundredth time what it was about Boggs and maths that he found so difficult. He'd loved maths at his old school, and his teacher, Mrs. Evans, had been nice. But this was Seabourne County; here they didn't do nice. And those that did, like Hippie Arkwright, sometimes tried a bit too hard. But as for Boggs, Oz had an idea that his idea of teaching was to gallop along as fast as possible with the result that anyone who couldn't match the pace got left behind. But not everyone was a sprinter and Boggs should have known that. There was no excuse for trying to maim people with vile, stinky cheese-breath, either.

“Is the exam on everything we've done this half term, sir?” asked Marcus Skyrme, who never had any trouble with maths at all.

“Everything we've done this far, including algebraic equations. So it will be to your significant benefit to sit, listen and learn for the remainder of the lesson,” Boggs said, unable to resist another sideways glance at Oz.

The next twenty minutes seemed to take forever, but finally the bell for break rang. However, Badger Breath had to have the last word.

“The exam will start at period three, ten-thirty sharp on Friday, and last one hour. Do not forget. Personally, I can't wait. Leave your homework on my desk as you exit in an orderly fashion.”

“Sarcy gonk,” Ruff muttered as he, Ellie and Oz filed out in an atmosphere of silent gloom.

“I think I'm going to have to strangle Jenks,” Oz said.

“Join the queue,” Ruff agreed.

“Forget him. He isn't worth it. By the way, that book on Seabourne's ancient houses you lent me is quite good,” Ellie said.

“Really? You know who the ghost is, then?” Oz asked.

“No, but I think we need to dig a bit deeper,” Ellie said.

“Okay. This weekend, then? Usual time and place?”

“Buzzard,” Ruff said, shaking his hair from his eyes and giving them his usual grin.

* * *

That afternoon after school, Oz tried finally to get to grips with his English essay before tea. But by half past five, he was getting desperate. It was time to call in the cavalry. He pulled out his phone and sent off a text. A minute later, he got a reply.

Caleb sat at a table with a pile of papers scattered in front of him and a bottle of water at his elbow.

“So, what's all this about King Arthur?” Caleb demanded as Oz approached.

“We've just done ‘Sir Gawain and the Green Knight' and I've got to do two paragraphs on it by tomorrow. I'm a bit stuck.”

“Was there no title?”

“No. We can do what we want. Jenks said he was going to do ‘The Green Knight and other beheadings I've enjoyed.'”

“Sounds like a winner,” Caleb said, arching his eyebrows.

“Yeah, but I don't even know where to start. Miss Arkwright said for us to write about how we felt about the poem.” Oz sighed.

Caleb sat back and made the fingers of both hands into a steeple. “Remind me of the story.”

“Well, this weird green knight challenges the Round Table to a sort of duel and lets anyone have a free hit with an axe, so long as he can give the challenger the same blow in a year and a day. Gawain accepts and chops the Green Knight's head off. Problem is, the Green Knight picks up his head and walks away. So Gawain has a year and a day to try and sort out the riddle and find out what's going on before losing his own head.”

“So, what impression did the story leave you with?” Caleb asked.

Oz thought for a minute and then said, “That Gawain was a good bloke but that it was hard being chivalrous all the time, especially with girls chasing him and headless Green Knights after his neck.”

“Self-sacrifice is never an easy road.” Caleb nodded. “We're all human. We're all scared of things like pain and death, even Knights of the Round Table.”