No Angel (13 page)

Then, unprompted, Smitty offered up that he had fled California for Arizona after he’d committed an arson. He said he’d torched a bar, an adjacent business, and a motorcycle garage.

“It was just too hot, you know?”

No one pointed out the bad pun.

He went on. “Hey, man, Arizona’s good stuff. Good stuff. Sonny’s here, Johnny and Hoover and Bad Bob too. Teddy’s here. Crow’s here. Lots of old-school headbangers. We got this state locked down. Arizona is Red and White through and through. Bad Bob did right. We’re thin up here and we’re happy to have you. You guys are good fucking stuff. Now let’s go eat dinner.” As we left the bar, Smitty flashed the butt of a gun at me with a wink and handed it to Dennis, a convicted felon. Dennis took it and stuffed it in his pants.

We consummated our friendship with burgers, beer, and milkshakes at the Mad Dog Tavern.

Everything was delicious.

Things were going well.

Which meant we were due to hit our first speed bump.

MID-AUGUST 2002

“THE FUCK DO
you mean we’re ‘not official’?!” It was Slats. He had Rudy in the crosshairs.

Rudy was strung out. His eyes were as beady and black as a teddy bear’s.

We were getting ready to go through one of our gauntlet sessions at the Patch. At these get-togethers, undercovers and informants sat at one end of the room while Slats and the support agents grilled us as mock Hells Angels. It was role-playing designed to keep us sharp and in character.

Rudy shuffled and looked down. “I mean, you know, I haven’t paid my membership dues.”

Slats was livid. “We gave you money, why didn’t you pay them? Pops, weren’t you down in Tijuana with Rudy?”

Pops said, “Yup.”

“And so? Didn’t you pay up?”

Pops said calmly, “I thought we did. Rudy handled it.”

Slats turned on Rudy. “You get on the level right now or I’m calling the paddy wagon and someone other than Iwana is going to be soaping up your ass tonight.”

Rudy spoke into his chest. “It wasn’t enough. I owed three years of back dues. They wanted more for the start-up in Arizona. It wasn’t enough,” he repeated.

Slats stepped close to him, took out a tin of Copenhagen, loaded his mouth, and spoke very quietly. “You unfuck this ASAP, understand?” Rudy watched the ground like he expected it to open up and swallow him whole. Slats continued, “I find out you’re blowing the money we give you on crank and trailer-trash pussy, I swear to God Almighty I’ll bump you faster than you can say ‘recidivist.’ Got it?” I leaned into Pops and reminded him quietly, “Dude, don’t fuck with Slats on this case.” He nodded reassuringly.

Rudy said, “Yeah. But, I might need help.”

Slats said, “What. The. Fuck.”

That’s when Rudy told us that not only were we not official at Solo Angeles world headquarters in Tijuana, Mexico, but that we weren’t even supposed to be organized in Arizona. He said it wasn’t like they said he
couldn’t
do it, it’s just that they said he didn’t have permission on account of the money he owed.

We had to get creative, fast.

First stop, Los Angeles, Solo Angeles U.S. headquarters, to meet president Dave “Teacher” Rodarte.

Rudy, Carlos, and I went to Rodarte’s house and sat down in his living room. At first, Teacher wasn’t too happy. He called some of his friends over and we punked them down. He had them wait outside while we told him how it was. We basically cross-arm-eyefucked the guy into submission. We told him Arizona was already set up and we were sorry we weren’t on the level, but we’d promptly take care of whatever Rudy was short on. We said we were doing good and we wouldn’t miss another payment, ever. We told him we’d followed local protocols and gotten the blessings of the Hells Angels.

Strong-arming the U.S. president was a risky tactic, but we had to do it that way. We didn’t have time to screw around, because if the Angels caught wind that we weren’t official with our own damn club, it was going to look fatally suspicious. We also could use it to gain more credibility. The last thing a criminal—even a half-assed biker like Teacher—expects of an undercover cop is to be out-toughed by him. The logic was, yeah, maybe we messed up, but look at us, we’re more real-deal than you are, so shut up and give us what we want.

He did.

As a token of our appreciation and commitment, we gave him $500 in cash.

He told us the only catch was we had go to Tijuana immediately to meet with the head Solo, a wiry Mexican-Japanese cat called Suzuki.

Fair enough.

We sent Rudy and Pops down once again. Only God could give us special agents permission to leave terra Americana, and we didn’t want to bother God. Our bosses could’ve also done it, but then they’d probably shut us down for lack of due diligence with Rudy, so that was out too. Before they left I told Pops not to let Rudy screw the pooch. We gave Pops an extra $1,000 that Rudy didn’t know about, just in case. Carlos and I went back to Phoenix and waited.

Pops told us about it afterward. He said they were all happy to see Rudy again—all of them except for a Solo named Alberto, who kept to himself and shunned Rudy and Pops. They paid Rudy’s back dues and were told that from then on at least one of us would have to come down for their monthly church meetings. We were also ordered to purchase genuine Solo cuts with the Nomads rocker in Spanish—
Nomada
. Lastly, Suzuki demanded that we bring him a Harley Evolution Sportster on our next trip. Rudy and Pops agreed to their demands, but we never bothered to heed them since they couldn’t reasonably enforce them. Instead, to maintain our Solo Angeles membership, we kept throwing token amounts of cash at them and never missed another dues payment. By the time the case ended, they’d collected something to the tune of $3,000 from us. Credibility can literally be bought from minor clubs like the Solos.

Pops and Rudy spent the night in a Solos’ safe house with security cameras and high walls and a methamphetamine lab on the second floor. Pops couldn’t understand a lot of the conversations because they were in Spanish. Before they left, I’d taught him all the Spanish I knew:
Tiro el gringo en la cabaza
—shoot the white boy in the head. That wasn’t very useful, so Pops settled down with a few SoCal members and bullshitted with them.

They told him something interesting. They’d heard that there was an undercover cop or informant running with the Red Devils in Tucson, or maybe with the Phoenix metro charter of the Hells Angels. This was a hard-to-crack charter that consisted almost entirely of former Dirty Dozen members, including the dangerous Robert “Chico” Mora, whom Mesa Mike had warned me of at the Florence Prison Run. Pops said thanks and he’d pass it on.

Which is exactly what he did as soon as he got home.

LATE AUGUST 2002

THIS INTELLIGENCE COULD’VE
referred to Rudy himself, or any of us, or Mesa Mike. It could also have simply been an inconvenient, baseless rumor. Bikers always think they’re being infiltrated by someone—it confirms that they’re big shots who need to be checked. They don’t
want
to be investigated—that’d be a real pain in the ass—but they always want to
believe
they’re being investigated.

It’s a strange psychology.

The task force discussed the issue at our headquarters, the Patch. Since we couldn’t come up with a way to make it work to our advantage, we decided to let it play out. In the meantime we were off to San Diego for our annual undercover operators’ conference.

ATF training sessions are not known for their entertainment value, but this one was a blast. The speaker that weekend was Michael Durant, the Black Hawk helicopter pilot who got shot down over Mogadishu, Somalia. His lecture was truly inspirational. The specifics of his ordeal were more harrowing than I could imagine. He spoke at length about the generalities of perseverance in the face of lethal odds—a thing the UCs at the conference understood completely. His words sent a charge through the crowd.

After Durant spoke, I decided to clear my head and hit the surf. I rented a long board and headed down to a popular Mission Beach break. The beach was lined with bars looking over the water. I zipped up my wetsuit and paddled out. I waited with the local kids on the line and caught a few waves.

The ocean did its rejuvenating thing. The salty air erased a carton of cigarettes from my lungs, and the water scrubbed my nicotine-stained fingertips clean.

When I was done, I trotted up the beach to the boardwalk and turned south to where I’d parked my car. As I passed the Lahaina Beach Club bar, I heard shouts of “Baldy! Hey, Baldy!”

I turned to the bar’s patio. Sitting in the best seats in the house—in a bar that is notoriously difficult to get good seats at—were Smitty, his wife, Lydia, and Pete Eunice, the Dago Angel we’d met at the Laughlin Flamingo and who’d been a shooter that night at Harrah’s.

I walked onto the patio and joined them, leaning my board against the wooden rail of the terrace. Smitty asked what brought me to Dago, and I said I was in the area on a collection and after that I was going down to Tijuana on Solo Angeles business.

After we’d talked for a while, Pete barked, “What the fuck, Bird? You surf?” He said the words as if he were confirming that I’d been to the moon. Things like surfing, especially for the old-school guys like Pete and Smitty, were basically off-limits for Hells Angels.

I said, “Fuck yeah, dude!”

“Where’d you learn?”

“I know these crazy Mexican cats down in Puerto Vallarta, drug dealers. They like to do half a dozen lines and dive in the ocean with their long boards. They get so jacked up that half the time they’re just falling into the drink, but they have a hell of a time. They taught me.” I’d actually learned while in college.

Pete said, “Crazy wetbacks.”

“Yeah, well. They help me out, I help them out. We have a good time. So, you guys here on pleasure?”

“Business and pleasure,” answered Smitty. “I got your call. Was gonna get back to you later.” He pointed his beer at Pete. “We got some serious club shit to go over. And Lydia came out too, so we could celebrate my birthday.” I recalled the Laughlin surveillance tapes showing how Smitty had backed up Pete while Pete plugged away with his pistol. I assumed they were getting their stories straight for when they got served by the grand jury, which hadn’t happened yet.

I mentioned that a bunch of friends and I were planning on having dinner later on. I insisted that I treat them to surf-and-turf at Jose’s, up in La Jolla. Smitty and Lydia accepted. Pete said he wouldn’t be able to make it, but told me to stop by his bar, Dumont’s, if I had the time.

I grabbed my board and decided to head back into the water to show them what I could do.

I paddled out and turned around. I could see them as I bobbed up and down, my feet dangling below me in the Pacific. Lydia waved. I couldn’t tell if Smitty or Pete did anything, but they were clearly looking in my direction. I waved back—a big, goofy kid’s wave. I was having fun sticking it in their faces. I couldn’t see the point of being a Hells Angel if it meant you couldn’t enjoy things like surfing.

I dropped into a lazy four-foot wave and glided along its face. Before it petered out, I threw the board over the edge of the wave and grabbed the rail and fell into the water. I came up and looked at the bar. Lydia was waving again.

I could even see Smitty’s cocky, big-ass granddad’s smile from all the way out there.

AS SOON AS
they left the bar, I got out of the water and headed to the Holiday Inn where the conference attendees were staying. I grabbed Carlos and we gathered a bunch of agents, including the young female operative who’d been at Laughlin, Jenna “JJ” Maguire. JJ would be my girlfriend for the night.

I knew I’d eventually need a full-time girlfriend on the case. Whoever this woman was, she’d need a take-no-shit mentality in order to survive—and thrive—in the biker world.

There aren’t too many female street agents—the ratio of men to women is somewhere in the neighborhood of twenty to one—so we were lucky to meet JJ when we did. JJ’s main drawback was that she was a complete greenhorn, but she had a ton of things going for her. She had brains, ambition, a positive and sunny attitude, fearlessness, and self-control. She was also very attractive, which couldn’t be overlooked since it was the first thing any Hells Angel was going to notice about her.

I spoke with her a few hours before dinner. I didn’t want to pop into the restaurant with her on my arm; I wanted her introduction to look spontaneous. We decided to station her at the bar, where I’d notice her as a onetime flame, and I’d send her a drink and invite her over. This “chance encounter” would give her an out whenever she wanted it—if she got uncomfortable or if I thought she was in over her head, she’d simply excuse herself for having made other plans. It also gave me a good out if Smitty or Lydia decided they didn’t like her.

That didn’t happen.

Smitty took right to her, first because of her looks and then because of her personality. JJ was all smiles and kept Lydia occupied. I think if she could have, Lydia would’ve taken her back to Bullhead that night.

Carlos and I intro’d everyone as Solos associates of one kind or another. The team was practiced and professional. They deflected all attention to Smitty and Lydia. All of them told Smitty how honored they were to have the chance to sit down and hang out with a senior Hells Angel, and for his birthday no less.

Smitty happily accepted the attention. He told us he’d been in Vietnam, had killed lots of gooks, and had extensive military training. He made it sound like he was a Ranger, Marine, and SEAL all wrapped into one lethal package. I thought of Scott Varvil, and for a moment it seemed like Smitty was no different from that broke-dick school nurse with the gun and bike fetishes.

But once he got rolling he talked about Laughlin and whispered about how much he hated the Mongols. He told us everything we already knew: that he’d been arrested at Laughlin and was likely to face a murder rap, and that he was still without his dear old cut, which had been impounded. We gasped at this, as if impounding a Hells Angel’s cut was not only unreasonable but downright un-American. He appreciated our outrage.