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Authors: Molly Harper
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Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors
WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD
Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.
Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite
and
maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seems downright relaxing in comparison.Tensions inside the house are growing . . . and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of. . . .
“A chuckle-inducing, southern-fried version of Stephanie Plum.”
—Booklist
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NICE GIRLS DON’T LIVE FOREVER
“A wonderful mix of humor, romance, mystery, and small-town flair.”
—Bitten by Books
“Humor, emotions, and romance are cleverly matched, and Harper’s likable characters are most appealing. Throw in a few startling twists, and the result is a paranormal tale filled with amusement, plenty of heartfelt desires, and a touch of suspense.”
—Single Titles
*Susan Andersen,
New York Times
bestselling author of
Burning Up
NICE GIRLS DON’T DATE DEAD MEN
“Fast-paced, mysterious, passionate, and hilarious. . . . Sure to please fans and keep them laughing as they navigate their way through one awesome story.”
—
RT Book Reviews
(4½ stars)
“With its quirky characters and the funny situations they get into, whether they be normal or paranormal,
Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men
is an amazing novel, deserving of Romance Reviews Today’s coveted Perfect 10.”
—Romance Reviews Today
“Molly Harper is a premier writer of paranormal romance with an abundance of sharp-edged humor. . . . Magically believable, imaginative, and brilliantly witty,
Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men
is an enchanting story of the paranormal.”
—Single Titles
NICE GIRLS DON’T HAVE FANGS
RT Book Reviews
TOP PICK!
“Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut. . . . Harper’s take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain. . . . Jane’s snarky first-person narrative is as charming as it is hilarious. . . . Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm.”
—
Publishers Weekly
(starred review)
“Quirky characters, human and vampire alike.”
—
Booklist
“Jane is an everygirl with a wonderful sense of humor and quick sarcasm. Add in the mystery and romance and you have your next must-read novel!”
—
RT Book Reviews
(4½ stars)
“Charming, sexy, and hilarious. . . . I laughed until I cried.”
—Michele Bardsley, bestselling author of
Must Love Lycans
“Wicked fun that had me laughing out loud. . . . Molly Harper has a winner. . . . I read it all in one delicious sitting!”
—Candace Havens, bestselling author of
Dragons Prefer Blondes
“A brilliantly written adventure chock-f of clever prose, hilarity, and hunky vampires!”
—Stephanie Rowe, national bestselling author of
Kiss at Your Own Risk
“Molly Harper’s debut novel is the first in a hopefully long line of books featuring Jane and her entertaining crew.
Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs
is a wonderful treat.”
—Romance Reviews Today
“If you are a fan of humorous vampire stories, please pick up
Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs
. Jane is such a great character, and there are so many funny lines and scenes that I dog-eared my copy just to go back and reread them.”
—All About Romance
“The word that just keeps popping into my head is . . . incredible. That about sums it up.”
—Books, Books and More Books
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ALSO BY MOLLY HARPER
Driving Mr. Dead
Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs
Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men
Nice Girls Don’t Live Forever
How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
And One Last Thing . . .
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For Jennifer Heddle,
who helped me bring Jane into the world
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