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Authors: Lee Goldberg
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“Can books be better than television? You bet they can—when Lee Goldberg’s writing them.”
—Lee Child
Praise for the
Monk
Mysteries
Mr. Monk on the Couch
“The
Monk
books are always wonderful fun and this one is no exception.”
—
Kings River Life Magazine
Mr. Monk on the Road
“This is probably the best
Monk
novel that Lee Goldberg has written by far. Plain and simple, it’s flat-out awesome!”
—Gelati’s Scoop
“
Mr. Monk on the Road
is another laugh-out-loud mystery bound to please the millions of
Monk
fans.”
—Movement Magazine
Mr. Monk Is Cleaned Out
“What’s left to say about Lee Goldberg’s
Monk
books? You already know they’re some of the very best TV tie-in books being published today. More than that, they’re some of the very best mystery novels being published today, period.”
—Rough Edges
“For a lighthearted, enjoyable who-done-it with an old friend, read
Mr. Monk Is Cleaned Out
—you’ll thank me later!”
—
San Francisco Book Review
“The latest hilariously funny and devilishly clever novel about TV’s obsessive-compulsive sleuth Adrian Monk is an impossible-crime lover’s delight.”
—
Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
Mr. Monk in Trouble
“Once again, Goldberg expertly sails along the fine line of character quirks that make Monk so infuriating, and yet so endearing.”
—Bookgasm
“Lee Goldberg knows that the richest humor veers close to pathos, and that is one reason the novel succeeds so well. This is much more than entertainment.”
—Richard S. Wheeler, author of
Snowbound
Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop
“Sharp character comedy combines with ingenious and fairly clued puzzle-spinning.”
—
Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
“Once again Lee Goldberg has brilliantly captured the obsessive-compulsive master detective Adrian Monk.”
—
Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine
Mr. Monk Is Miserable
“Fans of the show are in for a treat. Goldberg does a stunning job capturing Natalie’s voice.”
—Roundtable Reviews
“Full of snippets of slapstick humor and Monk’s special talents for observation.”
—
Library Journal
Mr. Monk Goes to Germany
“The story flows so smoothly it’s effortless to read.”
—
CrimeSpree Magazine
“A great escape. Lee Goldberg has written another wonderful novel.”
—
Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine
Mr. Monk in Outer Space
“You say you don’t read tie-in novels? You should give the
Monk
books a try and find out what you’ve been missing.”
—Bill Crider, author of
Murder in the Air
Mr. Monk and the Two Assistants
“Even if you aren’t familiar with the TV series
Monk
, this book is too funny to not be read.”
—
The Weekly Journal
(TX)
Mr. Monk and the Blue Flu
“A must read if you enjoy Monk’s mysteries on the tube.”
—Bookgasm
“A very funny and inventively plotted book.”
—
Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
Mr. Monk Goes to Hawaii
“An entertaining and ruefully funny diversion that stars one of television’s best-loved characters.”
—
Honolulu Star-Bulletin
Mr. Monk Goes to the Firehouse
“It is laugh-out-loud funny from the get-go…totally enjoyable.”
—Robin Burcell, author of
The Bone Chamber
“It’s funny, with some great Monkisms, and tightly plotted; the characters are expanded beyond their TV confines.…How TV tie-ins should be.”
—The Works
(UK)
“Lee has found the perfect voice for Natalie’s first-person narration—sweet, exhausted, frustrated, exasperated, and sweet again. None of these feelings has to do with the mystery. They’re all reactions to Monk’s standard behavior as he wars with all the ways nature is trying to kill him. Lee Goldberg has managed to concoct a novel that’s as good as any of the
Monk
episodes I’ve seen on the tube.”
—Ed Gorman, author of
Stranglehold
The Monk Series
Mr. Monk on Patrol
Mr. Monk on the Couch
Mr. Monk on the Road
Mr. Monk Is Cleaned Out
Mr. Monk in Trouble
Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop
Mr. Monk Is Miserable
Mr. Monk Goes to Germany
Mr. Monk in Outer Space
Mr. Monk and the Two Assistants
Mr. Monk and the Blue Flu
Mr. Monk Goes to Hawaii
Mr. Monk Goes to the Firehouse
A Novel by
Lee Goldberg
Based on the USA Network television series created by
Andy Breckman
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To Valerie and Madison
The TV series
Monk
was set in San Francisco, shot in Los Angeles, and written in Summit, New Jersey, where my friend Andy Breckman, the creator of the show, actually lives. I also spent some time there over the years, plotting the stories for my
Monk
episodes with Andy and his incredibly talented writing staff.
A significant portion of
Mr. Monk on Patrol
is set in a place called Summit, New Jersey…but the town that I’ve depicted, while it bears some passing resemblance to the real place, is entirely fictional. I did this because I’m a lazy writer and wanted to take enormous creative liberties with Summit’s geography and political structure.
And I did.
Any parallels between what I’ve written and any real people, places, or institutions in Summit are entirely unintentional, accidental, and coincidental. I really like Summit and would like to be able to go back and visit Andy without being tarred and feathered.
I’d like to thank Andy and his brother, David, as well as the usual suspects—Kerry Donovan, Gina Maccoby, and Dr. D. P. Lyle—for their support and enthusiasm during the writing of this book.
I look forward to hearing from you online at
www.leegoldberg.com
.
1: Mr. Monk and the Open House
2: Mr. Monk and the Five Stars
4: Mr. Monk Goes Through Security
6: Mr. Monk Arrives in New Jersey
13: Mr. Monk and the Second Room
19: Mr. Monk Protects and Serves
20: Mr. Monk Accepts an Invitation
24: Mr. Monk Reviews the Evidence
29: Mr. Monk and the Weak Link
31: Mr. Monk Makes a Big Decision