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Authors: Ashley Ream

Tags: #Contemporary, #Psychology

Losing Clementine

Losing Clementine

ASHLEY REAM

Contents

Cover

Title Page

30 Days

29 Days

28 Days

27 Days

26 Days

25 Days

24 Days

23 Days

22 Days

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6 Days

5 Days

4 Days

3 Days

2 Days

1 Day

Reading Group Questions for
Losing Clementine

The Real-Life Suicide Tourism Trip to Tijuana

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

30 Days

I threw the teapot out the window.

It plummeted three floors and shattered into a hundred white porcelain pieces right behind Mrs. Epstein, whom I had never much liked anyway.

“Hey!” she yelled up at me.

“Sorry,” I said, hanging half my upper body over the sill. Then I turned back inside, grabbed half a dozen teacups, and dumped those out, too.

I wasn't that sorry.

Crash. Crash-crash. Crash-crash-crash
.

It was very satisfying.

“Have you lost your mind?” Mrs. Epstein screamed, dancing around in her sensible shoes to avoid flying debris.

“Yes,” I said and used half my body weight to shove the sash back down.

It would've been more satisfying to slam it, but fifty years of paint made that impossible. Unfortunate. I was really into doing things that were satisfying at the moment. I had, just that afternoon, fired my shrink. When you've really and truly decided to kill yourself, what's the point of a shrink?

That was also satisfying. Both the firing and the deciding.

Then I positively on-purpose hit the car of the asshole who always parks six inches across my building's driveway. I took his bumper half off and did not leave a note, because he deserved it. I'll be dead in thirty days. Let him try to take me to small claims court.

Upstairs, I did not hang up my jacket and drank orange juice straight from the carton. I even spit in it a little because I could. All exceptionally satisfying. That's when I decided I didn't like tea very much.

Crash. Crash-crash. Crash-crash-crash
.

I should've done this ages ago.

The edges of my studio are for living. That's where I keep my kitchen, my television, and, off in the corner behind some repurposed red velvet curtains, my bed. The center is where I work. That's not a metaphor. It's a spatial description. The commute rocks.

I flipped through a stack of stretched canvases leaning against the rough stucco wall.

No, no, no, no. Yes.

I picked a square one, four feet by four feet. That would do. I dropped it onto the easel. I'd fired Jenny, my assistant, the week before, just after she'd stretched half a dozen of these. Her last name is Pritchard, too, no relation. She's twenty-four and looks even younger. When I let her go, she looked at me as if I'd slapped her hard across the face. Even her cheeks turned red. Tears pooled in her bottom lashes, and she tore around the place snatching up papers and her bag and finally a coffee mug I'd given her when she first started. I should've had her prime the canvases, too, before she left, but I hadn't thought of it.

After she'd gone, I called the Essex Gallery in New York. The curator had a wife whose family made their money in upholstery fabric. He also had a young man tickling twenty-five whom he kept in an apartment in the West Fifties. I'd started out in that gallery back when I was just a little more than nothing. The curator and I liked each other in the way you have to like someone who knows more about you than they should. I told him he damn well better give Jenny a show of her own. She got a call the next day. Although I heard she turned him down. I can't imagine why. I mailed her last check with quite a bit extra thrown in, enough to keep her fed until she started selling on her own. That's what she should've been doing anyway instead of stretching my damn canvases.

I pulled a clean bowl out of the stack and shook the hell out of a bottle of gesso, a mixture of latex and calcium carbonate. Some form of the stuff has been in use since Cleopatra took goat's milk baths, except back then it was made of animal-based glue and PETA doesn't allow that anymore. I upended what was left into the bowl. I added a quarter as much of acrylic gloss, opened the bottle of water I'd drunk half of the night before, and added an equal part of it to the mix, too.

Chuckles jumped up on the worktable and switched his tail near the open bottle, making idle threats before winding his way around cans of solvent and glue. He walked over a stack of magazines and take-out menus and just plain trash I thought I might want to use in a piece someday. A
Vogue
slipped off the top and flopped to the floor. It stayed there because Jenny wasn't around to pick it up.

Finding nothing of interest, Chuckles jumped to the metal work shelves that line one wall. He sauntered past rows of magazines in archival holders alphabetized by title.
Car and Driver, Cosmopolitan, Food & Wine, Los Angeles, National Geographic, Popular Photography, Wine Spectator
. He paid no mind to the plastic bins with printed labels: menus, travel brochures, maps (U.S.), maps (foreign), advertising (women), advertising (men), newspapers (U.S.), newspapers (foreign). Instead, he rubbed the corner of his mouth on the boxes that hold wallpaper scraps and fabric pieces organized by color, then turned his attention to the large rubber trash bins. They don't hold trash but keep bits of things I drag home off the street. I heard the
whomp
as he landed on one of the lids with all four paws. Jenny kept it all straight, so I didn't have to. She drew the line only at animal bones. Those I had to clean and boil myself. I was partial to birds' wings, but it was getting easier to order them online rather than collect what the coyotes left behind.

I worked the canvas from the top down in long, horizontal strokes with a wide brush, pushing the mix into the weave. It was grunt work, and I'd have to let it dry, sand it down, and do it again. This was why I'd hired an assistant in the first place. I dropped my brush into a can, remembered I had no one to clean up after me, and picked it up again along with the cat and carried them both to the sink. I washed the brush with soap and water. The cat got a reprieve. Gesso is ruinous for brushes. Might as well dip them in superglue. If Chuckles got into it, I suppose I'd have to shave him, which would make it even harder to find him a caretaker. Nobody wants a mange victim.

I tapped on the laptop keyboard a few times to wake it up and sat down with the carton of orange juice at the kitchen table. It was time.

“Got any requests?” I asked Chuckles.

He rubbed his face on my screen.

“Right,” I agreed. “No kids.”

I typed that.

“Anything else?”

He turned around on his short legs and showed me his brown butthole.

“No dogs.”

I added that and typed out the rest of the notice.

Male white Persian nonsmoker with strong opinions seeks adoptive home. Named Chuckles. Answers to nothing. Good grooming habits with a fondness for windowsills and feisty calicos. Current owner diagnosed with noncommunicable, fatal illness. Cat not responsible. House-trained. Healthy. No kids. No dogs. No Chinese restaurants.

I added a photo and showed it to him.

“What do you think?”

Chuckles didn't really give a shit, which was rather shortsighted of him.

I uploaded it anyway and considered dinner.

“You want me to bring you something?” I asked.

Chuckles didn't open his eyes, which were leaking discharge onto his squished face as usual.

I took off my gray denim work apron and picked my jacket up off the floor, no worse for wear. (Think of all the time I'd wasted over the years hanging it up.) I shoved my arms into it and left the door unlocked. The Volvo with the damaged bumper was gone, so I didn't have to hit any more cars on my way out.

My favorite restaurant is next to a tire shop off Sunset, which is either ten minutes from my studio or an hour, depending on just how fucked-up things have gotten. There is no such thing as rush hour in Los Angeles; sometimes the traffic is just somewhat more soul sucking than other times. I heard there was a guy driving around the freeways doing puppet shows out the back window of his truck while people were stuck behind him, staring out their windshields like gas-sucking zombies. Some journalist called it “emerging art.” I thought it was another good reason to work from home.

After a medium soul-sucking thirty minutes, I ducked under a rainbow of faded and tattered Tibetan prayer flags, flapping in the draft from passing cars. A brass bell jingled over the door as I pushed it open, and the Pepto pink walls pulsed with goodwill and curry fumes.

“Clementine, come in. Come in.”

Dolma has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard. It's the voice all good mothers should be born with. She is all controlled enthusiasm and warm light, and her accent tinkles like the bell above the door. I want her to come to my house and read me bedtime stories and smooth back my hair and tell me everything will be all right. She was wearing an orange caftan and jeans with Teva sandals, and her haircut looked expensive. Her children and nieces and nephews—who all work there, too—share the same deity-like beauty, although none are quite so beautiful as Dolma. Maybe it's because they are Buddhists. Maybe it's because they wear sunscreen and avoid free radicals. Maybe it's the great haircuts. I don't know, and it doesn't much matter.

Dolma sat me down under a square fabric lantern embroidered with one of those snakelike dragons. An air vent rippled the fabric and made the dragon look like he was dancing.

“Tea?” she asked.

I smiled and thought about my pot. Her tea was much better than mine. It really wasn't much like tea at all.

“Yes,” I told her. “Lots. And beer.”

“No Jenny today?”

“No. No Jenny today.”

She left me one menu and went to fetch the drinks. Similar to chai, the tea is heavy on the milk, cardamom, and ginger. She serves it unsweetened, which I fixed with one of those little blue packets. The beer was called Karma Beer. It said so on the label, which was the only reason to drink it other than its being cold and alcoholic. She also left a thin round cracker the size of a dinner plate that was pressed with spices I'd never been able to identify. I broke it up to dip in the small silver cup full of tamarind chutney.

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