Read Leona''s Unlucky Mission Online
Authors: Ahmet Zappa,Shana Muldoon Zappa & Ahmet Zappa
It was beautiful! The colors were endlessâlike a giant box of cray-osmic crayons times a hydrong. Leona had to force herself to focus on her mission like Lady Stella had said, and to use the precious starmins she had to prepare for what was to come. It was hard, though, not to simply gaze around, enjoying a view of the universe that only a few Starlings ever got.
Fortunately, she had her Star-Zap to alert her when it was time to commence her appearance change. By then, she had entered Wishworld's atmosphere and could see the shapes of the continents below. She hurried to pull up the Wishworld Outfit Selector on her Star-Zap and choose something Wishlingy to wear. Then she closed her eyes, placed her hand over her golden cuff, and recited the body-transforming lines: “Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight: I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.” A soothing warmth spread through her body, and she envisioned what she'd look like on Wishworldâhair that was light brown instead of gold, and skin that was still honey brown but shimmerless and dull. She opened her eyes slowly to see if the mantra had worked.
“Starmendous!” she said out loud, shaking the stars loose from her hair.
Her Star-Zap flashed:
prepare for landing
. And Leona did, once more closing her eyes. She braced for a jolt, but she was far from ready for the icy-cold splash she got instead.
“Ahh!”
she wailed, opening her eyes to find herself in the middle of a wide blue tree-lined lake.
She grabbed the star and swam to shore as fast as she could, grateful for her water ballet lessons in Luminous Lake. Unfortunately, while all bodies of water on Starland instantly adjusted to any temperature a swimmer might desireâfrom hot-tub warm to refreshingly coolâthe water in this Wishworld lake was most
undesirably
ice-cold.
Leona reached the bank and climbed out, shivering, only to feel colder when her wet skin met the air. Without her natural star energy glow and shimmer, she had no way to keep off the chill. But she did have a Star-Zapâfortunatelyâwhich meant a whole wardrobe of dry clothes. She quickly pulled it out and dialed up the warmest outfit she could find: a butter-soft long-sleeved gold sweater with a chenille star appliquéd on the chest, a pair of brown leggings flecked with gold, and cozy fleece-lined boots covered with tiny shiny gold sequins.
Then she took a starmin to make a mental note, which would be recorded in her Cyber Journal when she pressed a button on her Star-Zap.
Mission 3, Wishworld Observation #1: Wishworld water is cold. Recommend including a drying feature in future Star Darlings' Star-Zaps.
Leona shook the water off her star and folded it up. She checked her image in her Star-Zap and was pleasedâwith the outfit, at least. Her hair, on the other hand, was dripping wet. On Starland, of course, this never happened. Hair looked exactly the same dry or wet. Leona wished she knew what Wishlings did with their hair in these situations, but the subject had never come up in class. All she could do was give it a shake and hope it dried by itself.
Most important, she knew, was to find her Wisher, and she turned once more to her Star-Zap for that. “Take me to the Wisher I've come to help,” she said, holding the Star-Zap out to see where it would lead.
Before my Wisher forgets her wish,
she thought,
or somehow changes her mind
.
Directions appeared on the holo-screen and Leona followed them away from the lake and through the trees. Pine trees. Leona recognized them from a holo-picture in the Wishworld Relations classroom; only in that picture, the trees were frosted with plain white Wishworld snow. On Starland they had snow, as well, but the flakes were all different colors and looked like confetti when they fell. Leona remembered thinking how much fun it would be, just once, to have one-color snow. She would, of course, have picked gold.
Before too long, the directions led her out of the woods and into the sun, onto a lush green Wishworld lawn. Leona paused to let the warm rays sink in, then continued down a lane to a tall dull-black yet impressively intricate iron gate similar to the one that ran around Starling Academy. She noticed words at the top and read them: “âHavisham AcademyâBoarding School for Girls.' Havisham Academyâ¦Oh!” gasped Leona. “This must be the place!” Perhaps it was even a school for special Wishlings, like Starling Academy was for Starlings.
Much like at Starling Academy, a long driveway led through the gate and was lined with stately broad-limbed trees. Unlike along Starling Academy's Constellation Lane, though, the leaves along this Wishworld road remained a single colorâgreen. The drive circled at the end, where it reached a wide rectangular building made of rough reddish bricks. Leafy green ropes grew up the walls, all the way to the slate roof.
Leona was checking her Star-Zap again to see if it might inform her that her Wisher was inside when all of sudden, without any warning, the doors flew open and a flood of young female Wishlings poured out. And they weren't just coming from that one building, Leona soon realized, but from similar-looking structures all around. Some kept to the paths that crisscrossed the well-trimmed lawns, and some hiked across the grass. Leona froze, fearing one of the kids might run over her if she kept moving.
“Look out!”
It almost happened anyway. A line of three girls stopped short just in front of her, forcing Leona to stumble back.
“Oh, sorry,” one said.
“You probably shouldn't stand here.”
“Yeah, not when classes let out, at least.”
“Are you looking for someone?” the first girl asked.
“Who, me?”
If they only knew,
Leona thought. “Um, actually, I go here!”
“You
do
?” Two girls raised their eyebrows. The third eyed Leona from head to toe. “Then why aren't you wearing a uniform?”
“A what?” Leona said.
The third girl nodded toward her outfit, then gave a quick chin bob to each of her friends. That's when Leona noticed for the first time that theyâand every other girl in sightâwere all dressed exactly alike: black shoes, tall white socks folded just below the knee, crisp white shirts with plain white buttons in a row all down the front, red-and-blue-striped strips of fabric tied in knots around their necks, plaid skirts with a large decorative pin, and, finally, boxy storm-gray blazers with shield-shaped patches affixed to pockets on their chests.
“Right. A uniform.” Leona remembered now. They had learned about those in class. Only, she thought those were clothes
adult
Wishlings wore for some of their special jobs, like putting out fires or fighting crimeâthings that on Starland never needed to be done. And then there were the uniforms adult Wishlings wore when they played young Wishling games in front of crowds. But to school? Leona must have somehow missed that lesson. Or laughed it off as a joke.
“Soâ¦this is the uniformâ¦today?” Her finger jumped from girl to girl. “And tomorrow, I guess, you wear a different one? Is there, by any chance, a
gold
day?”
The girls' faces wrinkled into different patterns of confusion.
“We wear this
every
day. I thought you went here,” one of them said.
“I doâ¦.”
Every day?
thought Leona. If she'd been on Starland, she'd surely have lost her glow.
“But I'm newâ¦.I just arrivedâ¦.” Leona forced herself to add a smile, but it was hard to make it stay. The image of
her
in
that
made her want to cry instead.
“Oh! So you're probably looking for the headmistress,” said the first girl. “She'll give you a uniform and show you to your room.” She pointed to the door they'd just come out of. “In there. First door on the left.”
“Star saluâoh, I mean, thanks,” said Leona. She waved and watched the girls walk off. Then she turned and headed in to get herâ¦
gulp
â¦school uniform.
Mission 3, Wishworld Observation #2: Warning! Be prepared: choice of Wishling wardrobe is not guaranteed.
Finding the headmistress was easy, as was convincing her that Leona was enrolled in her school. The mind-control techniques Sage and Libby had taught Leona and the others worked beautifully on her. Almost instantly, Leona was being given a room assignment, a class schedule, and, of course, a uniform while the headmistress remarked on the sudden scent of baking brownies and paused now and then to lick her lips. She told Leona her room number and handed her a key. Leona politely refused her offer to show her the way. She wanted to find her Wisher immediately.
From there, Leona slipped into a restroom and quickly changed. She was more eager than ever to get on with her mission (and back to her wardrobe on Starland) as soon as possible.
“Now, where is my Wisher?” She checked to see if her Star-Zap had any further instructions to give.
“Ahh!”
she cried as she suddenly noticed a Wishling girl standing right there.
Leona reeled back in surprise. “You scared meâ” she started. Then she realized the pretty, curly-haired Wishling was saying the same thing.
“Starf!”
she said to her reflection in the mirror above the sink. She knew she was supposed to look like a real Wishlingâ¦but still, it was hard to accept! She fluffed her hair, which had dried out fairly well. “You are a star,” she said. “Light up the world!” Her sparkly self stared back at her. And a surge of energy boosted her confidence. And with that, she opened the bathroom door and charged into the hall.
According to the headmistress, classes were over for the day. The hall, therefore, was empty, and Leona's footsteps echoed as her stiff new loafers clip-clopped across the floor.
Leona figured she'd head back outside and hope her Star-Zap directed her from there. She paused, though, as she passed a bulletin board, and did a double take. If there were two words that could catch her eye, they were the ones at the top of the pale pink flyer pinned between a cockeyed sign about a yearbook meeting and another about a semester in someplace called Spain.
Leona read the two words at the top of the pink flyer out loud: “âTalent show.'”
A happy tingle made its way up her spine as she eagerly read on: “âAuditions today from five to nine p.m. in Hawthorne Auditorium.'”
Of course!
she thought.
That's got to be where I'll find my Wisher!
She glanced up at the clock above the bulletin board. The time was four forty-five.
Here I come, whoever you are!
she thought as she turned and ran, loafers clippety-clapping, to find the auditorium.
Hawthorne Auditorium
turned out to be easy to find. The building took up most of the north end of the quad.
Leona was less sure, though, once she skipped up the steps and slipped through the front doors. There wasn't much to see: just a narrow lobby with framed posters in rows along the walls, two pairs of doors, and one wide-eyed grown-up Wishling waving a clipboard.
“Who are you? And how did you do that?”
“Excuse me?” Leona said. She covered her Wish Pendant with her hand. What exactly had she done? Something un-Wishlingish, she guessed.
“How did you open those doors like that and walk right through?”
“Uh⦔ Leona looked back at the doors behind her. “Isn't that how all doors work?” She knew Wishworld was differentâ¦but weren't all doors simply doors?
“But you didn't push? And they're not automatic. Your hands were down at your sides the whole timeâ¦.” The woman reached out and yanked hard on the door handle to open it. “See? They don't just open. They're heavy. They stick.”
Leona gulped. She understood. She'd been so focused on finding her Wisher she'd forgotten to be careful not to let her energy work for her.
Mission 3, Wishworld Observation #3: When on Wishworld, never use energy when you can use your hands. Not only will you conserve energy, you'll avoid embarrassing questions.
“Umâ¦you are absolutely right,” she told the woman, gazing deep into her eyes. “Those doors are very heavy. That's why I pushed them very hardâwith my hands. And that's how I got in.”
The woman's baffled scowl softened into a friendly, vaguely hungry grin. “You pushed them very hard with your hands,” she repeated. “That's how you got in. Mmm. Warm apple pie.” She sighed. “I could use a piece right now.”
Leona sighed, too.
That was pretty easy. Now, back to the mission at hand.
“I'm here for the auditions. Where are they exactly?” she asked.
“You're here for the auditions. Of course.” The woman nodded. “They're in the auditorium, just through there.” She aimed a pen at a pair of double doors. “And your name isâ¦?” she asked.
“Um, Leonaâ¦I'm newâ¦.I sing!” she added before she could think to stop. “Uh, but I'm really just here to watch,” she went on quickly. “If that's okay, of course.”