Read Leave the Last Page Online
Authors: Stephen Barnard
âStill do,' muttered Dan, who pointed to a shelf. Ben noticed the collection of dice there, alongside some painted figurines of monsters and warriors.
âGood to see not everything's on a screen these days, then.'
Dan looked up, frowning. âIs there something you want, Dad?'
âNoâ¦just making conversation.'
âWell, if there's nothing elseâ¦'
It's just like me and my Dad
, thought Ben.
I'm about to be sent out of a room in my own house by a fourteen-year-old.
âThere is,' said Ben.
âThere is what?'
âThere is something else.' Ben looked at all the fantasy-themed paraphernalia around him.
Why not?
he thought. âI want to talk to you about a case I'm working on.'
âDad, you've never talked to me about your work â every time I asked you said you weren't allowed to.'
Ben sat on the bed. âWell, this case isn't going to be mine come the morning, and I'm not sure police work can sort out what I've experienced today.'
That got his son's interest. âHave you had a murder to deal with?'
âNo, police tend to cope with those quite successfully. This has been stranger than that. That's why I thought you might be able to help me make sense of it.'
At that Dan let the laptop slip to the side.
Ben knew he shouldn't really share all this with his son, but he had to talk to somebody about it, and there was probably no one more likely than Dan to accept even a fraction of the day's events.
âOkay. You know Sunnyside old folks homeâ¦'
He told Daniel everything: the dead old lady, the busted patio doors, the abandoned wheelchair, the missing pair, the story pages, the transformed grass, the shattered fountain, the frogs and the mushrooms and the scary,
scary
wolves.
Dan took it all in; nodded at key moments, asked questions when necessary. At no point did he laugh, or disregard anything that Ben said. It was the most attention Dan had paid him since he used to read him bedtime stories.
That's what all this sounds like, that's why,
thought Ben.
âYou say you've got copies of the story pages? Can I read them?'
Ben said yes, went down to the kitchen, grabbed them with a couple of Cokes, and re-joined his son.
After fifteen minutes studying the pages, Dan picked up the laptop again. âI want to show you something, Dad. I think this will blow your mind.'
Dan showed him. And Ben's mind was blown.
*
It was late, but Ben felt he should still make the call. Mr Holliday answered. âAlex,' said Ben. âI just wanted to let you know that there won't be a detective on your case come the morning.' There was a few seconds while Ben listened to Alex's annoyed response. Then Ben continued: âI'll still be at your house bright and early though. Yes, I'm going to take some leave. I can't walk away from this. I want to help you look for your son.'
TOM LOOKED DOWN AT HIS LEGS AND STILL COULDN'T QUITE BELIEVE IT.
They were in an empty warehouse. Grandma had found a loose window above some bins and they managed to climb up and slide in. Now he was sat on a pile of pallets, but every so often he would swing his legs, just to make sure that they still worked. There had been times today when the strength had left them, and reality had started to slip back into his world. At those points they'd taken a rest and chatted, sometimes about what was happening on this crazy day, but sometimes about ordinary things like changing schools, keeping busy in the holidays, Grandma's stories about Greatgrammy Aisling, and of course, Grandma's cool walking stick. It was covered with stickers, most of them promoting the bands and musicians that she liked.
âWhat's a metal licker, Grandma?'
âIt's pronounced meh-tal-icka, Tom. They're a hard rock band.'
âOh, I see.' Conversations like that.
Grandma had popped into a Late Shop and picked up a couple of sandwiches for them. â50p off each because they need eating today. Bargain!' Now they sat in silence as they munched their way through their supper.
It allowed Tom some time to think over the day's events.
It had started in the house when he'd had a good old moan to Grandma about his dad and how he never got to spend any time with him. He also complained about how he was still treated like a little kid, just because he couldn't run around and kick a ball like other boys his age. He had his latest notebook with him, and grandma had agreed to read the story.
A page or so in she said: âThis could be me and you on an adventure!'
Tom had shrunk a little in his chair. âI don't get to have adventures.'
How wrong he had been.
Grandma had told him they were sneaking off to see her mother, his Greatgrammy Aisling, which was okay as long as they didn't tell his dad. Tom liked the idea of doing something sneaky behind his father's back.
But then what had happened there had been unbelievable. The long talk with Greatgrammy, most of which he didn't quite understand, ended with her producing a beautiful necklace from a locked box in one of her drawers. Then, wow! What she did with the story before sadly slipping awayâ¦
Within seconds the patio doors had blown in; no explosion but something like an isolated, pinpointed tornado did the damage. It had been enough to send Tom sprawling from his chair. In the space the door had vacated stood a man in a black suit, and when he held out his hand the necklace shot from Grandma Patty's grasp into the man's uncommonly huge fist. âThank you,' he said, grinning. âFor everything.'
For everything?
He hadn't known at the time what that really meant. He did now.
Once he had gone, Grandma Patty had turned to Tom. âCome on then! Get up! Let's get after him!'
âCan you help me get to my chair?'
âYou think you need that thing?' She stepped towards it and kicked it into the corner. âUse your legs!'
âAre you crazy?'
âGeorge can walk, can't he? And we need to run if we're going to catch him up!'
George? George from the story?
Something had compelled Tom to try. He didn't have to try too hard. With much less effort than he expected, Tom had got to his feet. âHoly molyâ¦'
âPick up your notebook â no doubt we'll need that.'
And that's when Tom realised what was going on, and what an adventure he was finally going to have.
He so wanted to tell Dad. Or at least leave him a message. âWait a sec.' And that's when he had torn out the first few pages of the story.
In the warehouse, Grandma disturbed his train of thought. âYou finished with that?' He nodded, so she took the empty sandwich pack from him. âI think we'll try and sleep in here tonight. There's some huge dust sheets over there so we can use that to keep warm. And you can cuddle your grandma if you like!'
âI think I'll be okay.' He looked at Grandma Patty in the murk of the warehouse. The only light was coming from the street outside. He could make out some of the bright colours of her clothes though, and the large golden key on the cord around her neck. âWhat do you think that's going to be for?' he asked. They'd got it from the park, when Grandma had struck the fountain with her walking stick and had somehow split the stone structure into pieces. The key had been inside.
âIt could be the same as in your story,' said Grandma. âBut it might not be. Those wolves were a bit more scary in the park than they were in your tale.' Grandma and Tom had been circled by them at one point â it was only the huge thunder crack of the fountain splitting that had scared them away. âOne thing for certain is that I'm sure it's going to be important. We had to damage a lot of park property to get it!'
âSo what's next, Grandma?'
âCome the morning we continue to search for the man in black and my mammy's necklace.'
âI guess it means a lot to you.'
âIt's been in the family for generations, Master Tommy, and it certainly doesn't belong in that man's hands. That's our quest.'
Tom rested his chin on his palm. âWho is he, Grandma?'
She smiled and nodded at Tom's notebook. âYou know better than anyone else. He's come from the pages of your story.'
âYeah, but he must be somebody. He can't just pop into existence.'
âDo you think those wolves were always real? Those frogs? I think they're real when they are right in front of us, but then they fade into the background, like tuning out a radio. Sometimes they are on our frequency, sometimes not.'
âI think he's very dangerous when he is on our frequency.'
âNo doubt. Wouldn't be an adventure if he wasn't!' Grandmother and grandson grinned at each other.
As Grandma Patty went to fetch the dust sheets Tom thought about the notion of this strange world he was in tuning in and out, about frequencies and strong and weak signals, like on his mobile or with the Wi Fi. It seemed about right, and was the only way he could make sense of it. The world he knew currently had a weaker signal than the world of the story. That seemed true on the way to the warehouse. It was clear that â at times â when they walked passed people on the street they just couldn't be seen: they weren't on the same frequency. Other times they drew peculiar looks and so the signal must have come back a bit stronger. The same had happened when they'd finally found a working phone box and they tried to contact home. The numbers they dialled just weren't recognised; they got nothing but static noise.
Tom felt that the only way he was able to contact Mum and Dad was through the story pages. That was why he had decided that he would leave them at different places, like the breadcrumbs in Hansel and Gretel. Another strange thing though: if he tried to add other writing to the pages, like a direct message to his parents, the pen just wouldn't work. It was like Greatgrammy Aisling had sealed the story. The path was set, and couldn't be altered. They'd talked about that, and decided that probably meant the story was on all frequencies â that they could read it, and then anyone else who might find it after them. He just hoped Mum and Dad had, and that they could work out what was happening, and were following not too far behind.
Grandma Patty returned with the dust sheets. âPlenty here to wrap us up in! Then once we're comfy you can read me more of your story. I think I need to see what we've got in store tomorrow.'
âIt could even be tonight,' said Tom, looking around the dark corners of the empty warehouse. It was an unfriendly looking place.
âYes, I suppose. We could be in for more fun and games before morning. All the more reason to pore over that story, Sunshine! Let's have a look at what the heroic George and the gorgeous Helena are up to!'
They huddled up and started to read through the next few pages. Despite the craziness of what was happening, he was enjoying the simplicity of sharing one of his stories with his Grandma. She'd been a bigger part of his life when he was younger, but now he was growing up he had previously thought that spending time with a sixty-year-old lady was not a cool thing for a maturing young man to do. It was becoming clear to him now that he was wrong in that assumption.
âHow much shall we read?' she asked.
Tom flicked ahead a few pages, only to find that the paper was blank. âAll my writing's gone!'
Grandma Patty pursed her lips, then nodded. âI bet it'll come back when we need it. I imagine we're only supposed to read this section. I remember when I was in school being told off by my teacher for skipping to the end of the story.'
Tom laughed. âThat happened to me too! I tried it once and Mrs Aziram rapped my fingers with a ruler!'
Granma Patty raised an eyebrow. âI didn't think teachers could do that these days.'
âYou haven't met Mrs Aziram! She's a real battleaxe! She's really old too-'
âAhem!'
Tom flushed. âSorry, Grandma. There's nothing wrong with being old-'
âAhem!' She stared at him indignantly.
âNot that you're old!' He was floundering a little. âYou'reâ¦mature! And wise!'
âLet's just read a bit more of this story shall we, before I feel tempted to crack you on the knuckles with my walking stick!'
They settled back into the story. Once they'd finished the pages that were written on, Tom carefully tore them from the notebook. âJust in case we haven't got time whenâ¦
things
happen. I want to be sure I can leave them for Dad.'
âVery wise. And mature.' Now it was Grandma Patty's turn to look into the impenetrable darkness of the warehouse corners. Skittering and scratching noises could be faintly heard, and the occasional movement of small black shadows became apparent as her eyes adjusted. âThere are some strange and wondrous things in that part of the story, dearie. Who knows what we're going to be facing next.'
As they walked on there was a rocky cave in the distance.
Shelter
, thought Helena. “Hey George, let's go to that cave!” George nodded and agreed.
However, once they got closer a huge fiery rock came out of the sky and went flying into the ground just behind them, landing with an almighty thud and filling the area with a cloud of dust.
“AGH! WHAT?!” George yelled as they ran into the small cave. The walls of the cave were very slimy and the floor was made out of copper ore. There was a circle of daylight at the far end of the cave. The roof was very low in places and they had to crawl to get through to the other side.
As they emerged from the cave they saw that they'd ended up on a beach covered with many huts made out of sticks and straw.
Suddenly, the sea filled with a huge monstrosity. “One of Kildark's monsters, I bet,” growled Helena through gritted teeth. The monster was seaweed green with a pink face made out of squid skin. It had sharp teeth and pale blue eyes. Finally, its hands were big, grey, menacing hammers. George closed his eyes instinctively as the huge steel shapes plunged towards them.
Just in time, Helena grasped George's sleeve and ran across the beach pulling him away from danger. The edge of the hammer just missed George's shoe as it struck the sand.
As this happened, a green skeleton came from nowhere. It smashed its bony hand straight into the top of the other monster's head. Because it was squishy, the force of the punch caused its head to squash and its eyes popped out because they had no room. The monster sunk back into the sea with a huge splash.
George yelled, “We're saved!” At that precise moment the green skeleton glared at George. Almost every bone on its body had splinters driven into them, covered in blood red goo from previous brawls. It had filthy, yellow, glowing eyes. It was an incredible size and could smash a hut in two.
George screamed and yelled, “I am DOOMED!” Then waited in horror as the super-sized skeleton fist plummeted towards him. At that precise moment a jar full of electric eels went flying into its huge eye. It was completely shocked and started to shake. As it fell to the ground its bones burned into ashes. All that was left was the shattered glass of the jar.
George turned to see Helena smiling and wiping her brow. She had saved him yet again. “Where the heck do you get all of this stuff from?” George asked, with his mouth wide open.
“I basically just teleport it from my tower to my hand,” she replied, making a wiggling gesture with her fingers. “I have different magic words for different things, but I don't reveal them to anybody.”
“Awesome,” George whispered.
As they continued along the beach there was a mysterious dark hole in the sea, a bit like a whirlpool, thirty yards away. They went to investigate.
As soon as they got there, a huge face appeared above the sea with those all too familiar blood red pupils.
“What now, Kildark?” asked Helena.
“I just wanted to let you know that I think you are destroying my BRILLIANT MONSTERS a tad too easily.”
“One of them defeated the other one. You shouldn't send them two at a time.”
“I know that now! Anyway, I have devised a GENIUS PLAN to stop you,” Kildark explained.
“Oh, and what is this âgenius plan' you have come up with?” asked George.
“Simple FOOL,” Kildark smirked with a smug expression on his ugly face. “I have decided to stop sending them to kill you. Instead, I will kill you in a different way when you get to my secret evil lair!” He then added, “See you there, FOOLS!”
Kildark laughed loudly as his face disappeared beneath a nearby wave.