Read It Was a Very Bad Year Online
Authors: Robert J. Randisi
Danny jumped to his feet, almost upsetting the table. He grabbed it to keep it from falling over, then stood up straight and stared.
âI'm glad to meet you Mr Bardini.'
âUm, me, too, Miss Dalton.'
âHave a seat,' I said, and Abby slid in so she could sit next to me. She was wearing a tight sweater, a skirt and high heels. Her hair was piled on top of her head, leaving her long, graceful neck bare.
Danny sat, giving me a hard look for not warning him. He was wearing a rumpled suit that looked as if he'd spent the night in it. I was casual and clean in a T-shirt, jeans and windbreaker.
âAbby, Danny is one of my best friends, and also happens to be a private detective. He's agreed to help us.'
âOh, that's wonderful,' she said. She gave him a look that would weaken any man's knees. âI'll pay you, of course.'
âNonsense,' Danny said. âI'm happy to help.' Like me, Danny's Brooklyn accent kind of went and hid when he was around beautiful women.
âCoffee?' I asked Abby.
âYes, please.'
âSomething to eat?' I asked, as I poured.
âNo, I was up early and had breakfast before I went to the bank. I have some cash hereâ' She started to go into her purse, but I stopped her.
âWe have time for that,' I said. âLet's hear what Danny has for us, first.'
âWell,' Danny said, âI picked your man up around two in the afternoon. He was in his studio and didn't leave till five. He had a brown envelope with him, about eight-and-a-half by ten. I followed him home, a dump on Spring Mountain Road between a couple of strip clubs. He went in and didn't come out. I sat on him until eleven, when all the lights went out.'
âWhat about the next morning?' I asked.
âI thought of that,' Danny said. âI went back this morning about seven a.m. He left the house at eight. He was carrying a brown envelope.'
âHe's supposed to meet me at a bar tonight with the photos,' I said.
âWell,' Danny said, âmaybe that's what he was carrying. Or maybe he'll go back to the house to get them, and he was carrying something entirely different. Somebody's baby pictures.'
âWhy would he do that?' I asked. âThe bar's practically around the corner from his place. That doesn't sound right.'
âThen the photos are either in that envelope, in his house, or still at his studio.'
âWe searched the whole studio pretty good,' I pointed out.
âLook for false bottoms in drawers, false walls, a safe?' he asked.
âNo.'
Danny shrugged. âThen the stuff could still be there, somewhere.'
âDanny, you said his house has strip clubs around it?' I asked.
âYup.'
âNot so busy during the day.'
âNope.'
He knew what I was thinking, but neither of us said it in front of Abby. Jerry and I could break into the house while he was at work, take a look around.
âOK,' I said. âOK. You want something to eat?' I asked Danny.
âI could use something.'
I looked at Abby.
âI'll just have more coffee,' she said. âI've got to watch my figure.'
I looked at Danny, hoping he wouldn't say, âWe can do that.' He didn't.
âYeah, me, too,' I said, and waved the waitress over. Danny ordered lunch. Abby and I drank coffee while he ate.
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fter Danny finished his lunch, Abby asked, âWhat about the money?'
âHow much do you have with you?' I asked.
âFive thousand,' she said.
âGive it to me.'
She opened her purse, which seemed just large enough to accommodate the white envelope she took out. She handed it to me and I could feel the thickness of the wad of cash inside.
âWill it be enough?' she asked.
âWe'll see,' I said. âIf they're not the photos we're looking for, I won't even make the deal.'
âI would like . . . all the photos he has,' she said, haltingly. âI mean, even just . . . modeling photos.'
âAll right,' I said. âI'll get whatever he brings with him.'
âThank you. I have to go, now. I'm supposed to meet Joey for some publicity for the show.'
I got up to let her out, and Danny got to his feet, as well.
âWe'll talk later, Abby,' I said.
âThank you, Eddie.' She turned to Danny. âAnd thank you for your help, Mr Bardini.'
âI'm happy to be of service, Miss Dalton.'
She smiled at him, and left the coffee shop.
After she left, Danny and I sat back down. I poured more coffee for each of us.
âYou'll need back-up for this meet, tonight,' Danny said.
âHe's just a middle-aged photographer, Danny,' I said. âI don't think I'll have any trouble.'
âHe might have some friends who aren't so middle-aged.'
âI'll take Jerry.'
âYou said he told you not to bring Jerry,' Danny pointed out. âBesides, he's seen Jerry. He's never seen me. I'll get to the bar early and get myself a ringside seat.'
âAll right,' I said. âThanks.'
âAnd keep Jerry away from there.'
âI'll tell him.'
âMake sure he understands,' Danny said. âYou don't need him rushing in and queering the deal.'
âIt's a simple swap, Danny.'
âI've seen many simple swaps go wrong, Eddie,' Danny said, dead serious. âBelieve me, you can't be too careful.'
âYeah, OK,' I said. âWe'll do it your way.'
âFor a change, you mean,' he said.
âYeah,' I agreed, âfor a change.'
Together we walked out to the street. The sun was bright, and the day was busy already, valets running back and forth, parking customers' cars. We watched women exit their automobiles in flashes of nylon and heels, men in suits and fedoras. People dressed to gamble in those days. Many of the women wore their Jackie Kennedy influences: dark glasses, shift dresses, pea coats. At night, when the sun went down, they'd put on white gloves, pearls, designer dresses and gowns from Cassini to Valentino to Givenchy just to attend the shows, and then gamble late into the night.
I didn't usually get to rub shoulders with women like that, not while I was in the pit. When they played blackjack they had their men right next to them, guarding their women like possessions. Even the pros, who were on the arms of the men who had rented them, dressed the part.
Danny and me, we still had Brooklyn inside of us. We were more comfortable in some of the downtown casinos, where the people were more concerned with the actual gambling than with what they wore while they tossed the dice.
âMy car's in the back,' Danny said.
âWe could have gone out that way.'
âI'll walk around,' he said. âI wanted to see some of the pretty people.'
âWhere will we meet after?'
âDowntown,' he said. âThe Horseshoe. In the coffee shop.'
âOK.'
He put his hand on my arm.
âDon't take this lightly, OK?' he asked. âIf Irwin's a blackmailer, then he's more than just a middle-aged photographer. And if . . . if you're planning on breaking into his house, I don't wanna know about it. Got it?'
I nodded, and watched Danny as he worked his way between the cars, and then rounded the corner. Despite what he said, I couldn't help thinking Barney Irwin was just a wannabe Hugh Hefner, out for a fast buck or an even faster fuck.
I went back inside to find Jerry. I had to tell him I didn't need him that night, and make him believe it.
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he club on one side of Irwin's house was called The Diamond Club. The other was called Foxy's. The house was a rundown, one-story wood A-frame.
âWe better pull around back, Mr G.,' Jerry said.
âGo ahead.'
He whipped the Caddy around to the back and cut the engine. As we got out he looked at the two buildings.
âNo doors or windows on this side,' he said. âNobody'll see us.'
âYou gonna pick the locks again?'
âThis cracker box?' Jerry asked. âI'll just slip the lock.'
He used a piece of celluloid to slip the lock and open the door. Nobody would ever be able to tell.
We were in the kitchen.
âHe's got to have an office here,' I said. âMaybe a darkroom in the basement.'
âI'll take the basement,' Jerry said.
âOK,' I said, âI'll snoop around up here.'
The living room was cheaply furnished; the linoleum had worn through to show the wood floor beneath it. The furniture was marked with cigarette burns, rings, scratches. I didn't find an office or a desk on the first floor. As I got to the basement steps Jerry called up, âHey, Mr G. You better get down here.'
I went down the steps, found Jerry standing among some file cabinets, trays of chemicals, and clotheslines for drying photos. There was a black light in the ceiling.
âThis is where he develops his photos,' Jerry said. âAnd look here.' He opened the top drawer of a file cabinet, reached inside and came out with a handful of photos. He spread them out on the table. They were all of nude, young girls who looked anywhere from sixteen to nineteen. Some of the pictures themselves were older than others.
âThe whole drawer?' I asked.
âFilled to the brim.'
âAny of Abby?'
âNot that I can see.'
âWe'll have to go through them all,' I said.
He shrugged and said, âOK with me.'
We started leafing through photos of skinny girls, full-bodied girls, tall, short, blondes, brunettes, redheads. Hundreds of photos, but none of Abby Dalton.
âHe's got 'em,' I said. âHe's got 'em with 'im.'
âSo he is gonna sell them to you tonight,' Jerry said.
âMaybe,' I said. âI'll find out when I see him.'
âI'll come along.'
âHe doesn't want you there, Jerry,' I said. âIf he sees you, he might not show up.'
âHe won't see me.'
âLook, Jerry,' I said, âDanny's gonna be inside. Irwin's never seen him.'
âI'll be outside, Mr G.,' he said. âIrwin won't catch on and neither will the dick. I won't come in unless there's shootin'.'
âYou didn't bring a gun with you on this trip, did you?'
âNo,' Jerry said, âbut I can get one.'
âLook, Jerry, I'll tell you what I told Danny. This guy's a middle-aged photographer, not a hard guy. There's not gonna be any shooting.'
âAnd I'll bet I'm tellin' you what the dick told you,' Jerry said. âYou never know what kind of a guy somebody is. Sometimes, you find out too late. So it's better to be ready.'
âHe didn't tell me that.'
âWell, he should've.'
âHe told me a simple swap is not always a simple swap.'
âHe's right about that.'
I looked down at the photos in my hand.
âWhat do we do now?' Jerry asked.
âI don't think we're gonna find any photos of Abby here,' I said, âbut let's keep looking, just in case.'
âFine by me.'
We spent a good hour searching the whole house. We found more nudes in a bedroom closet, in a cardboard box, but they were more than nude. They were porn, showing men and women engaged in many different types and positions of sexual activity.
âMan, that's gotta hurt,' Jerry said, of one photo in particular.
âThese are not just photos,' I said. âThey look like stills.'
âFrom blue movies, you mean?'
I nodded.
âBut this isn't what we're interested in. Let's put 'em back and go back downstairs.'
On the way down I said, âI'm thinking we missed something in his studio.'
âMaybe he just kept the pictures of Miss Dalton all someplace else,' Jerry said. âMaybe he's really gonna give 'em all to you tonight.'
âYou believe that?'
âNo. Blackmailers are the worst. They're never satisfied.'
âWe've got to satisfy this one, Jerry.'
âI'm ready, Mr G.,' Jerry said. âI love squeezin' blackmailers.'
âWell, let me talk to him tonight, and then we'll see about squeezin' him.'
âWith me outside and the dick inside, we gotcha covered.'
âI know,' I said. âI appreciate it.'
âWe gotta clean up here.' We were in the basement again, the nude photos still spread out on a table. âOr he'll know we was here.'
âNo,' I said.
âWhat?'
âI want to take all these with us.'
âAll of 'em?'
âOh, yeah,' I said. âIf he's plannin' to blackmail anybody else, I want to throw a monkey wrench into the works.'
Jerry went back to the file drawer and looked inside.
âWe got negatives here, Mr G.'
âGood,' I said. âWe'll take all the copies, and the negatives.'
âThen he'll really know we was here.'
âHe'll know somebody was here,' I said. âHe won't be able to prove it was us.'
âOK,' Jerry said. âYou're the boss.'
We found some brown envelopes, stuffed them full of photos and negatives, then went out the back door to the Caddy.
Jerry looked around as he got behind the wheel.
âI don't think anyone saw us, or the car,' I commented.
âUnless somebody came out of the clubs to get a blowjob behind the building.'
I looked over at the parking lots of both clubs as we pulled out. Only a few cars, probably belonging to employees.
âI think we're in the clear,' I said, with more confidence than I felt.
âDon't worry, Mr G.,' Jerry said. âEven if somebody saw the car we can just say we were lookin' for Irwin.'
âFor over an hour?'