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Authors: Steven Brust

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The Phoenix Guards Five Hundred Years After

The Viscount of Adrilankha

Volume One: The Paths of the Dead

Volume Two: The Lord of Castle Black

Volume Three: Sethra Lavode


To Reign in Hell

Brokedown Palace

The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars

Cowboy Feng's Space Bar and Grille

The Gypsy
(with Megan Lindholm)


Freedom and Necessity
(with Emma Bull)
















I've heard it said that manners are more complex in primitive societies - that it is easier to give accidental offense in, for example, the Island kingdoms of Elde or Greenaere, or among the Serioli, or the Jenoine, or the various kingdoms of my own Eastern people, than among the more civilized Dragaerans.

You must allow me to observe that it is invariably Dragaerans who point this out. One can imagine finding a Dragaeran who will not insist that the Empire has achieved the highest imaginable pinnacle of civilization; but then, one can imagine the Emperor presenting one with the Imperial Treasury, too, if one's imagination is active enough. Yet even among the Seventeen Great Houses of the Empire, there are differences in what is considered proper behavior in various circumstances, and it is worth noting that, if you look hard enough, you will find that there are always very practical reasons for some phrase or action being considered polite or rude under certain circumstances. To pick an obvious example, among my own people, when arriving at the home of an acquaintance, one is expected to pound upon the door with one's fist, whereas among the Dragaerans, this is considered rude. I will not insult you by explaining why, in a culture rich in sorcery and steeped in paranoia, it is a bad idea to touch the door of someone's home. The practical has become a matter of courtesy.

In the Jhereg, the House to which I belong (and the criminal Organization for which I used to work), it is considered rude, when asking to meet with a superior or an equal, to arrive at the meeting first, whereas among the Dragons it is rude not to be first if you've done the inviting. The Dzur remain seated when greeting new arrivals to their tables at public or private houses; the Lyorn invariably rise. Except that the Dzur meeting the Lyorn might rise, knowing the Lyorn custom, whereas the Lyorn . . . well, you get the idea.

It is all very confusing.

As an Easterner, and, in several different ways, an outcast, I have had the opportunity to observe many of these customs and considerations of proper behavior, and so, on the assumption that you might one day have the chance to visit some of
these fascinating and delightful people (okay, then, these irritating and obnoxious jerks), I herewith submit a small treatise on manners in the Dragaeran Empire. I hope you find it useful. But, in case I made an error somewhere, and you inadvertently commit a minor breach of etiquette, please, don't tell me about it; I have my own problems.



Just because they really are out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid. If they've been after you long enough, paranoia can become a reflex.

Interesting things, reflexes: if you pay attention to them, you'll stand to learn some interesting things about yourself. This is one reason I avoid paying attention to my reflexes.

But sometimes I can't help it.

Let me pick an example at random:

I awoke almost instantly from a sound sleep to active stillness, and before reaching for a weapon, or dodging from a possible attack, or even opening my eyes, I reached out, mentally, psychically, for contact with my familiar. My mind to his, I said, "What's going
on, Loiosh?"
At that instant, all I knew was that something had happened to wake me up. I didn't even remember where I was, though one patch of ground in the wilderness is much like another, and that's where I'd been sleeping lately.

My first real clue that there might be a problem came when he didn't make any wisecracks. Instead there was a moment of mental silence, if you'll excuse the expression, and then Loiosh said, "
may have been hunted down, Boss

," I said.
"That wouldn't be good."
Pretending to be calm to my familiar helps me to actually be calm. Loiosh accepts this as part of his job, and doesn't give me grief about it, much. In the meantime, without any conscious decision on my part, I was holding a neat, slim stiletto in my hand. Reflexes again. I remained still, counting on Loiosh to tell me if and when I ought to move. While I waited, I contemplated my circumstances - in particular, the sharp, nasty stone that had insinuated itself onto the ground between my shoulder blades. 1 had a thick layer of darr skin between me and the ground, and a thin layer of chreotha fur between me and the sky.

"Brigands, do you think, Loiosh?"

come in bands, Boss. Whoever this is, there's only one of him."

"So the Jhereg is more likely."

"Or something else entirely."

I heard Rocza shift, caught the faint psychic whispers of Loiosh telling her to stay still. Just to fill you in on the basics, in case we haven't met before, Rocza is Loiosh's mate, which I'm sure must answer every question you have.

"Coming closer, Boss."

"Do I have a target, yet?"


"Do you have any suggestions?"

"No. But I'm not worried, Boss. I'm sure you'll come up with a plan."
Reptiles are cold-blooded; a reptilian sense of humor will naturally display the same characteristics. This, in spite of being hunted and hounded by a massive and murderous criminal society that wants nothing less than the destruction of my soul, is probably the greatest burden I carry.

I said, ignoring his remark.
"Fly as silently as you can away from whoever it is, and circle around. As soon as you
see — "

I was interrupted by the ostentatious clearing of a throat, followed by someone saying, "I beg your pardon for disturbing you at such an hour, Lord Taltos, but I'm certain you must be awake by now, and I'm afraid if I come any closer you might do something I'd regret."

I sat up, the knife poised for throwing. "You can't be who you sound like," I said.

"I am, though."

"It's not polite to lie."

She laughed. "Nor to accuse a friend of lying."

"You can't be—"

is, Boss."

"Well," I said after a long moment. "I'll be skinned for a norska."

said Loiosh.
not by her."
I heard her come a little closer; Loiosh could now see her, but I can't see as well at night as he can.

feel bad, Boss
We can't all have adequate vision."

"At least both of my eyes face forward, scavenger."

"Mind if I make a light?" I said.

"Please do."

I stood up slowly, put my knife away, and found my firekit close at hand. I lit a candle and held it up and away so we would both be illuminated. There was, fortunately, little wind. I saw her standing before me, looking very beautiful and incredibly out of place. She gave me a courtesy, and I bowed in response.

"Lord Taltos," she said.

"Lady Teldra," I replied. "Welcome to the wilderness."

She looked around. "Yes. Well, shall I start, or should it wait until morning?"

"If it is urgent enough to track me down in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, can it wait until morning?"

"It can, Lord Taltos. My urgency was to find you before you moved on, thus making the search more difficult. Again, I apologize for disturbing you."

"Not to worry. Did you bring any blankets?"


"I know how difficult this must be for you, Lady Teldra, and I can't wait to hear about what brought it all about, but, believe me, we'll both be better off if you let me handle things for tonight. I'd prefer it that way. Please."

"Very well."

"Did you bring any blankets?"


"Is anyone following you?"


"Are you - forgive me - are you certain?"


I studied her face. Lady Teldra was worried about something. She was worried enough about something that she had allowed it to appear on her features, and something was wrong enough for her to have deliberately woken me up. This was almost more startling than her sudden appearance in the forest between Appertown and Ridge. Startling. Yes.

When one knows an Issola, such as Lady Teldra, one gets so used to the grace, elegance, and manners of the House that one forgets its other side. The issola is a beautiful white bird. I'd seen several during my recent travels. One usually saw them standing, graceful and lovely in the early morning or late evening, in swamps or the shallow banks of rivers. They stand as if their only reason for being were to look lovely and graceful. And then the issola would be holding a fish in its beak, and you'd never see it strike. And then the fish would be gone in a single swallow, and the issola would be standing on one leg, looking lovely and graceful.

Lady Teldra looked lovely and graceful. I felt plain and clumsy. On the other hand, now that the adrenaline was no longer coursing through my system I realized that I was still pretty tired.

"Let's sleep," I said. "You can share my furs, as long as you don't get forward with me."

"My lord - "

"I'm kidding. Climb in."

I blew out the candle. It had been a long time since I'd slept curled up with a warm body - it brought back memories that I'd been trying to suppress, and the fact that she wasn't human did little to help me forget. There had been a time when, every night, I had gone to sleep next to a woman I loved, and, even better, woken up with her. Those days were over and beyond recall, and allowing myself to dwell on them could take from me the edge I needed to stay alert and alive.

It took a while, but eventually I fell asleep, and when I woke up it was dawn, and she had climbed out of the furs and had a fire going.

"Have you klava?" she said, when she saw I was awake.

"Not even coffee," I said. "But we're within a few miles of a town."

"Really? I'd have thought you'd stay at an inn, then."

"Loiosh works better out here, and these days I'm thinking more about survival than comfort."

"I'm sorry," she said, and seemed to mean it. But, of course, she was an Issola: she would always seem to mean it. In the light of dawn, I saw that she was dressed in white and green, in a gown suited less to the wilderness than to her duties at Castle Black, home of the Lord Morrolan, where she'd welcome you into his home, serve you wine, and convincingly seem delighted to see you. For almost the first time in the years that I'd known her, I wondered: Just exactly what
her duties for Morrolan? She looked an inquiry at me, then held out her hand. I nodded and Loiosh flew over to her, landing delicately. Her hand was stiff and slightly tilted, her elbow sharply bent: she knew the technique, though as far as I knew she'd never held a jhereg before. This failed to startle me.

"A pleasure to see you," she told my familiar. He gracefully lowered his head until it was below the level of her hand, then raised it again.

"I believe," said Lady Teldra in an amused tone, "that I am being mocked." I heard Loiosh giggle inside my head. He turned around on her hand, launched himself, and returned to my right shoulder. Rocza, by now on my left shoulder, shifted and wriggled, which she often did in the morning. It probably meant something. There are many interesting facets to the character of the wild jhereg - poisonous reptilian scavengers of the jungle - but for some reason I got stubborn and decided not to learn about them. I imagine Teldra knew a lot about the wild issola.

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