Authors: Julie Ann Walker
Three and a half years later…
Pirates…
Wow. Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
That was Becky’s first thought as she ducked under the low cabin door of the thirty-eight foot catamaran named
Serendipity
and stepped into the blazing equatorial sun. Her second thought, more appropriately, was
oh hell
.
Eve—her longtime friend and owner of the
Serendipity—
was swaying unsteadily and staring in wide-eyed horror at the three dirty, barefoot men holding ancient AK-47s like they knew how to use them. Four more equally skinny, disheveled men were standing in a rickety skiff tethered off the
Serendipity
’s stern.
Okay, so…
obviously
they’d been playing the oldies a little too loudly considering they’d somehow managed to drown out the rough sound of the pirates’ rusty outboard engine motoring up behind them.
“Eve,” she murmured around the head of a cherry Dum Dum lollipop as her heart hammered against her ribs and the skin on her scalp began crawling with invisible ants. “Just stay calm, okay?”
Yep. Calm was key. Calm kept a girl from finding herself fathoms deep beneath the crushing weight of Davy Jones’s Locker or under the more horrifying weight of a sweaty man who didn’t know the meaning of the word
no
.
When Eve gave no reply, she glanced over at her friend and noticed the poor woman was turning the color of an eggplant.
“
Eve
,” she said with as much urgency as she could afford, given the last thing she wanted was to spook an already skittish pirate who very likely suffered from a classic case of itchy-trigger-finger-syndrome, “you need to breathe.”
Eve’s throat worked over a dry swallow before her chest quickly expanded on a shaky breath.
Okay, good. Problem one: Eve keeling over in a dead faint—solved. Problem two: being taken hostage by pirates—now
that
was going to take a bit more creativity.
She wracked her brain for some way out of their current predicament as Jimmy Buffet crooning, “Yes I am a pirate. Two hundred years too late,” wafted up from inside the cabin.
Really, Jimmy? You’re singing that now?
Under normal circumstances, she’d be the first to appreciate the irony. Unfortunately, these were anything but normal circumstances.
The youngest and shortest of the pirates—he wore an eye patch…
seriously?
—flicked a tight look in her direction, and she threw her hands in the air, palms out in the universal
I’m unarmed and cooperating
signal. But a quick glance was all he allotted her before he returned the fierce attention of his one good eye to Eve.
She snuck another peek at her friend and…oh no. Oh
crap
.
“Slowly, very slowly, Eve, I want you to lay the knife on the deck and kick it away from you.” She was careful to keep her tone cool and unthreatening. Pirates made their money from the ransom of ships and captives. If she could keep Eve from doing something stupid—like, oh, say flying at the heavily armed pirates like a blade-wielding banshee—they’d likely make it out of this thing alive.
Unfortunately, it appeared Eve had stopped listening to her.
“Eve!” she hissed. “Lay down the knife.
Slowly
. And kick it away from you.”
This time she got through.
Eve glanced down at the long, thin blade clutched in her fist. From the brief flicker of confusion that flashed through her eyes, it was obvious she’d been unaware she still held the knife she’d been using to fillet the bonito they’d caught for lunch. But realization quickly dawned, and her bewildered expression morphed into something frighteningly desperate.
Becky dropped all pretense of remaining cool and collected. “Don’t you even think about it,” she barked.
Two of the men on deck jerked their shaggy heads in her direction, the wooden butts of their automatic weapons made contact with their scrawny shoulders as the evil black eyes of the Kalashnikovs’ barrels focused on her thundering heart.
“You don’t bring a knife to a gun fight,” she whispered, lifting her hands higher and gulping past a Sahara-dry knot in her throat. “Everyone knows that.”
From the corner of her eye, she watched Eve slowly bend at the waist, and the unmistakable
thunk
of the blade hitting the wooden deck was music to her ears.
“Look, guys,” she addressed the group, grateful beyond belief when the ominous barrels of those old, but still deadly, rifles once more pointed toward the deck.
That’s the thing about AKs
, Billy once told her,
they
buck
like
a
damned
bronco, are simpler than a kindergarten math test, but they’ll fire with a barrel full of sand. Those Russians sure know how to make one hell of a reliable weapon
—which, given her current situation, was just frickin’ great.
Not.
“These are Seychelles waters. You don’t have any authority here.”
“No, no, no,” the little pirate wearing the eye patch answered in heavily accented English. “We
only
authority on water. We Somali pirate.”
“Oh boy,” Eve wheezed, putting a trembling hand to her throat as her eyes rolled back in her head.
“Don’t you dare pass out on me, Evelyn Edens!” Becky commanded, her brain threatening to explode at the mere thought of what might happen to a beautiful, unconscious woman in the hands of Somali pirates out in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
Eve swayed but managed to remain standing, her legs firmly planted on the softly rolling deck.
Okay, good.
“We have no money. Our families have no money,” she declared. Which was true for the most part as far as she was concerned. Eve, however, was as rich as Croesus. Thankfully, there was no way for the pirates to know that. “You’ll get no ransom from us. It’ll cost you more to feed and shelter us than you’ll ever receive from our families. And this boat is twenty years old. She’s not worth the fuel it’ll cost you to sail her back to Somalia. Just let us go, and we’ll forget this ever happened.”
“No, no, no,” the young pirate shook his head—it appeared the negatives in his vocabulary only came in threes. His one black eye was bright with excitement, and she noticed his eye patch had a tacky little rhinestone glued to the center, shades of One-Eyed Willie from
The
Goonies.
Geez, this just keeps getting better and better.
“You American.” He grinned happily, revealing crooked, yellow teeth. Wowza, she would bet her best TIG welder those chompers had never seen a toothbrush or a tube of Colgate. “America pay big money.”
She snorted; she couldn’t help it. The little man was delusional. “Maybe you haven’t heard, but it’s the policy of the U.S. government not to negotiate with terrorists.”
One-Eyed Willie threw back his head and laughed, his ribs poking painfully through the dark skin of his torso. “We no terrorists. We Somali pirates.”
Whatever.
“Same thing,” she murmured, glancing around at the other men who wore the alert, but slightly vacant, look of those who don’t comprehend a word of what was being said.
Okay, so Willie was the only one who spoke English. She couldn’t decide if that was good or bad.
“Not terrorists!” he yelled, spittle flying out of his mouth. “
Pirates!
”
“Okay, okay,” she placated, softening her tone and biting on her sarcastic tongue. “You’re pirates, not terrorists. I get it. That doesn’t change the simple fact that our government will give you nothing but a severe case of lead poisoning. And our families don’t have a cent to pay you.”
“Oh, they pay,” he smiled, once again exposing those urine-colored teeth. “They always pay.”
Which, sadly, was probably true. Someone always came up with the coin—bargaining everything they had and usually a lot more they didn’t—when the life of a loved one was on the line.
“So,” he said as he came to stand beside her, eyeing her up and down until a shiver of revulsion raced down her spine, “we go Somalia now.”
And she swore she’d swallow her own tongue before she ever even thought these next words—because for three and a half very long years the big dill-hole had refused to give her the time of day despite the fact that she was just a little in love with him, okay
a
lot
in love with him—but it all came down to this…she needed Frank.
Because, just like he always swore would happen, she’d managed to step in a big, stinking pile of trouble from which there was no hope of escape.
She absolutely hated proving that man right.
***
Briefing room onboard the navy destroyer, USS
Patton
Six days later…
Sometimes Frank hated being proved right.
“Well Bill,” he said as he skimmed through the plans detailing Becky and Eve’s rescue for what seemed like the umpteenth time. No way was he letting this op go off with even the slightest hiccup, not with Becky’s neck on the chopping block. “It appears your little sister has finally landed herself in a big, stinking pile of trouble. I always knew it’d happen.”
Bill sat at the conference table with his desert-tan combat boots propped up, placidly reading a dog-eared copy of
The
Grapes
of
Wrath
as if his kid sister wasn’t currently in the hands of gun-toting Somali pirates.
Un-fucking-believable.
But that was Bill for you. The sonofabitch was the epitome of serenity,
always
, even when balls-deep in the wiry guts of an IED. Which was why two hours after Frank made the decision to open his own private shop, he’d recruited Bill from Alpha Platoon. The commanding officer of Alpha still hadn’t forgiven him for that little maneuver, but Frank didn’t much care, considering it was a known fact within the spec-ops community that no one knew his way around things that went
kaboom
like Wild Bill Reichert. And Frank accepted nothing but the absolute best personnel—the elite of the elite—for Black Knights Inc.
“It’s not like she
intentionally
put herself in the path of Somali pirates, Boss,” Bill murmured as he licked his finger and turned a page.
“I don’t care if she
intentionally
put herself in the path of Somali pirates or not.” He nearly popped an aneurism when the words evoked a starburst image of Becky in the merciless hands of those ruthless cutthroats. “The fact remains, she should’ve known better than to travel to this part of the world.”
“Seychelios waters are considered secure. Pirates have never attacked a vessel so close to Assumption Island, so it is reasonable to assume the women believed they would be perfectly safe,” rasped Jamin Agassi.
Frank glanced over at one of Black Knights Inc.’s newest employees and, not for the first time, felt a shiver of trepidation run down his spine. How could you trust a guy who knew the adjective form of Seychelles was Seychellios
?
And it didn’t help matters in the least that Agassi had been dubbed “Angel” by Becky because the man’s features were so perfect they were almost unearthly. Of course, the plastic surgeries he’d undergone after defecting from the Israeli Mossad and before Uncle Sam decided to conceal him within the ranks of Frank’s Black Knights no doubt had something to do with the perfection of the man’s mug.
Goddamn
pretty
boy.
Which only served to remind Frank of all the other goddamned pretty boys who worked for him. The ones who’d been out on assignment when the call for Becky’s ransom came in, leaving him to catch the next transport onto the USS
Patton
with only Bill and the FNG—the military’s warm and fuzzy acronym for the fucking new guy.
“Yes,
Seychellios
waters,” he unnecessarily emphasized the word, “have never before seen pirate attacks, but military ships from across the globe have increased patrols and secured the shipping lanes around the bottlenecked Gulf of Aden, which anyone with a smidge of gray matter will tell you has only chased the pirates farther south around the Horn of Africa. So it stands to reason that it was only a matter of time before the waters around the Seychelles and Madagascar started seeing pirate activity.”
See
, just because he didn’t know the adjective form of Seychelles didn’t necessarily mean he was a slavering idiot. He knew some shit about some shit even though his vocabulary—liberally sprinkled with four-letter words on a good day—tended to indicate otherwise.
“It’s not really their fault, you know,” Bill said quietly, never taking his eyes off the text as he turned another page.
“Of
course
it is,” Frank rumbled, throwing his hands in the air and wincing when his trick shoulder howled in protest of the sudden movement. Damn, getting old sucked…hard
.
“She didn’t have to go on this asinine vacation halfway around the world to potentially pirate-infested waters. If she wanted to get some sand and sun, I know of some very nice beaches in Florida and California, on
U.S.
soil,” he emphasized as he rolled his shoulder and reached into a zippered pocket on his cargo shorts to pull out his trusty bottle of ibuprofen.
He was never without the pain pills these days…
Goddamnit.
And that fun little fact was beginning to make him feel like he was just one step away from Metamucil and Viagra, and
that
just pissed him off.
“I wasn’t talking about Becky,” Bill said, “although you know as well as I do a mere weekend stroll along a beach in Florida or California wasn’t going to do it for her. She needed to get away,
far
away, to clear her head.”
Ah God. Why did no one agree with his decision to keep Becky from risking her fool neck by becoming an operator? Had everyone suddenly gone completely kill-the-bunny crazy?