Read Hollywood Star Online

Authors: Rowan Coleman

Hollywood Star (6 page)

“That’s not true,” Art said crossly. “All I wanted to do was make a quality entertainment picture, to show all those other bozos out there how to do it…”

“I know, Art, I know,” Jim soothed him with a wave of his giant hands. “And a lot of people are angry about Harry Mclean. And, most significantly some people, namely one Mr Pat Rivers, is blaming this film for pushing his cash pot of a son into what he alleges is a nervous breakdown and ruining his career.”

“Well, that’s just rubbish,” I said. “Sean is incredibly happy at the moment, not nervous or broken down at all.”

“Might have to quote you on that, Ruby,” Lisa said, making a note on her clipboard.

“But you can’t,” I replied. “I promised Sean I wouldn’t talk about him to anyone. He wants to be out of the spotlight.”

“Well, we’ll see,” Jim said as if he hadn’t completely understood me. “We might need that young man and he did sign a contract with publicity obligations. And
although the nation loves Imogene, she’s been at the top for a long time now. It could be the critics are Just waiting for a chance to knock her down.”

“But that’s horrid,” I said in a small voice. “And it’s not true; it’s a good film and Imogene is the best thing in it.”

“That might be so, Miss Parker,” Jim said. “But this business is like a fish pond full of sharks. If you want to survive in it, you’ve got to be a shark too.”

Lisa Wells stood up and walked to the front of the small theatre. “There’s no need to panic,” she told everyone. “We all know that films can be a huge success without critical or press approval. Just look at last year’s biggest grossing movie,
Giant Dinosaurs in Manhattan. No one
liked it;
everybody
went to see it.”

“And that was a dreadful film,” Art said under his breath.

“What we need to do,” Michael said, “is get to our audience directly. Everyone needs to do as much TV and radio as possible. Jeremy, it’s late notice but I’ve got you on the Carl Vine show tonight. OK?”

Jeremy nodded. “OK. And I can take Ruby on with me.”

I looked from Mike to Jeremy and back again. “Pardon?”

“It’s a talk show, Ruby,” Imogene explained, seeing my confusion. “It’s taped ‘as live’ and is getting very high
ratings at the moment. Carl will interview you, make some Jokes at your expense, perhaps try to embarrass you a little. All you have to do is charm the studio audience and the people at home, and they will want to go and see our film. It’s simple.”

“Urn, what, me?” I said. “I’ve never done that kind of TV before. I won’t be any good at it. I mean, I’m thirteen. I’m permanently embarrassed. Any more and I might drop dead of fatal mortification.”

Everybody laughed and I felt my cheeks grow hot. I hadn’t been joking.

“That’s a good line,” Jim said. “Use it.” He lumbered out of his chair. “Well, I gotta go. Make this happen, people.”

“I’m going on national TV in America?” I questioned weakly. “But I’m only supposed to be on holiday!”

“It’ll be fine,” Jeremy said. “He won’t pick on you, you’re just a kid. I’ll be doing most of the talking.”

“Don’t worry, Ruby.” Lisa walked with us as we headed out to the car. “How many girls your age get to make a TV appearance on vacation – that’s something to put on your postcards home. I’ll send a stylist and make-up artist over to Jeremy’s house before you go. They do make-up at the show, but I want us to have control over how you look. Young, fresh and pretty,

OK? And remember the Queen,” Lisa added.

“The Queen?”

“The posher your voice, the more they will love you,” Lisa replied in such a terrible English accent that I actually laughed.

“Look, it’s a breeze,” she said. “This is your chance to get to twenty million viewers.”

And after that I didn’t take in another word.

Chapter Five

I stared at my reflection in the mirror. True to her word Lisa had sent over not one, not two, but three stylists to the house. One for clothes, one for hair and one for make-up. Cary, Simone and Julian.

They went through everything I brought with me and all the things that I got for Christmas.

“Sorry, honey, but none of that stuff will really do,” Cary told me. “It’s lovely, but for a TV show you need a little less stretch cotton and a little more pizzazz! But don’t worry, we’ve got a rack full of stuff here that’s going to look great.”

I looked at the pile of cellophane-covered outfits that had been laid out on my bed. A lot of it looked extremely pink. And although I like pink a lot, because after all I
am
a girl, I rarely if ever choose to be dressed head to foot in it – at least, not since I was about seven. I had a terrible feeling that I was about to be propelled in front of twenty million strangers looking nearly as bad as I had in the lemon-yellow
bridesmaid’s dress I was almost forced to wear to an award ceremony while we were filming
The Lost Treasure of King Arthur.

“It’s Just that, well, if I could wear my own clothes I’d feel more like myself and more relaxed and less likely to wet myself.”

All three stylists roared with laughter. “You’re a funny kid,” Julian said. “You should use that line.”

I sighed. For some reason everyone thought I was joking when I certainly was not. And then I had an idea. I pulled out my suitcase from under my bed and took out the top that Dad had given me for Christmas. I had packed it away, neatly folded with the tags still on, because I wanted to wear it the next time I saw him. Knowing my track record for spilling stuff that never quite washes out I decided it would be safer not to wear it at all until then.

“What about this?” I said, holding it up against me. “I was saving it, but I really love it and—”

“Oh my God, no, not that tat!” Cary said, plucking the top from my hand and flinging it across the room where it landed in a crumpled heap on the floor.

“Trust us, darling,” Simone said. “We’re here to make you look better than you’d ever thought possible.”

An hour or so later I stood looking at myself in the mirror. It could have been worse I supposed. I didn’t look dreadful. I Just didn’t look like
me.
And clearly David didn’t think so either because he started growling at me again. I looked at David and then at my reflection. “I know what you mean,” I said.

They had dressed me in baby-pink three-quarter length trousers with a deep pink sequinned belt. And an immaculate white T-shirt with the word ENGLAND inscribed across it in diamante. Then they had brought out a string of pearls and some pearl stud earrings for me to wear.

“Very English, very sophisticated, very Princess DI,” Julian told me as he fastened the necklace.

“Yes, but not very teenage girl,” I said bleakly and unheard.

“You can keep them if you like,” Simone said. “They are fake – we know you’ve got a track record!”

“Ha ha!” I fake laughed. It seemed nobody except me wanted to forget the time I accidentally stole thousands of pounds worth of diamonds.

They straightened my hair so that it fell in one long smooth curtain over my shoulders and put a deep pink Alice band on me. They called it an Alice band; I thought of it more as a headband that six-year-olds wear. Simone
handed me a deep pink handbag with a diamante clasp on it and Cary laid out a pair of low-heeled deep pink pumps for me to slip on. And then Julian did my make-up.

He said he was going to keep it natural, but it seemed like it took an awful lot of make-up to look like I wasn’t wearing any. He slicked on what felt like a whole pot of foundation, followed by powder and then a light pink blusher. I had to try and not blink while he poked my eye out with a mascara wand, or twitch while he carefully applied lip liner, before sloshing on a gallon or so of lip gloss.

“There,” he’d said, admiring his work. “As fresh as an English daisy.”

Interesting, I thought, because I didn’t feel fresh as a daisy. I felt quite a lot as if I had recently been dipped in concrete and left out in the sun to set solid.

Julian positioned me in front of a full length mirror and then stepped aside. “Tah-dah!”

Cary and Simone applauded.

I stared at myself, or at least I tried to, because
I
, always ever so slightly off-centre and scruffy me, wasn’t there. This immaculately turned out girl in fake pearl earrings was not me. Her skin looked flawless, her hair as shiny as a pane of glass and her outfit pristine and perfectly preppy.

“We’ll be coming with you to the show so we can make sure you stay as lovely all night, so don’t you
worry,” Cary told me, repositioning a strand of hair that wasn’t to his liking.

I smiled carefully at the three of them, slightly nervous that my new face would crack and fall off. “Thank you,” I said. “The transformation is very…transforming.”

“That’s our Job, darling,” Julian said. “Sow’s ear into a silk purse. That’s why we’re the best.”

I was trying to work out if I should be insulted when I heard Jeremy calling me.

“Ruby?” His voice rose from below. “Your mother’s back from the salon. Come down and see her – you can exchange make overs!”

I knew my mum would never be able to believe how I looked and I was excited to show her. I would have run down the stairs, except it was hard to with a little dog yapping at my heels, threatening to trip me up at any moment. I didn’t properly see my mother until I was standing right in front of her. When I did finally focus on her it was a bit of a shock.

“Oh, Ruby, you look wonderful!” she said, in a voice that was not quite her own. “Quite the young lady.”

“Mother, what have you done to yourself?”
I yelled in reply. For a split second David stopped yapping at me. Then, catching sight of my mother, started growling again, this time at her.

First it was her hair. Mum has nice light brown hair, quite thick and wavy that she wears shoulder length, and every now and then has highlights put in it. But now it was properly blonde, a bright shiny gold like the wrappers on chocolate coins. And instead of hanging down like hair is supposed to, because of the laws of gravity and all of that, it swirled outwards and up in big, overblown, hairsprayed curls that made her look about a foot taller.

Then there was her face. The smile lines around her eyes had gone and so had the “you’re in big trouble now” line between her brows. Her face looked as smooth as an egg, and as tight and immobile. That was except for her lips. Her normal Mum lips, the lips that kissed me goodnight every night for the last thirteen years, had ballooned out in what I can only describe as fish lips; lips that made her voice sound not quite like her own any more. The effect was made worse still by the bright red lipstick, a colour that clashed horribly with her extremely orange fake tan.

“I thought you were having your nails done!” I exclaimed. “Not…not all this…
stuff!
You don’t look like you any more!”

I watched my mum’s face fall, or at least I’m pretty sure it would have if it could have moved, and I
immediately regretted what I’d said. I hadn’t wanted to hurt her – but it was the shock. It was the shock of not seeing her, but this strange cartoon woman.

Before I could apologise, Mum spoke. “Well, Ruby, it might surprise you to learn that what you think isn’t really important,” she said, making my mouth drop open. “For once I am doing something just for me, something to make me feel good about myself.”

“Good?” I heard my voice rise. “You look anything but good. You look
dreadful,
Mum.”

“Well, I think you look wonderful,” Jeremy said, putting his arm round my mum’s shoulders and shooting me a look of pure disapproval. “Apologise to your mother, Ruby. You’ve been rude and hurtful.”

“I’ve been honest!” I protested automatically. “Look – even David hates it and animals don’t lie!”

Julian gasped and Simone shook her head.

“It’s OK, Jeremy,” Mum said coolly. “My daughter is entitled to her opinion.”

“But she is not entitled to shout at you and embarrass you in this way, in front of all these people,” Jeremy said firmly. “If she has an opinion, she should learn to express it in a more productive way and not like a playground bully.” He fixed his dark eyes on me. “Apologise, Ruby,” he said again.

“You’re not my father!” I told him, hardly believing what I was saying out loud.

“No,” Jeremy said quietly, “but I am your host and this is my house and you will abide by my rules while you are in it. Apologise to your mother.”

I looked at my mum. Somehow I had managed to upset her and Jeremy all at once when I had intended to hurt neither one. I just didn’t understand what had happened to her in the salon. It was as if she had had a personality transplant along with her other treatments.

I dropped my head, finding it awkward to back down to Jeremy, but knowing that I had to.

“Sorry, Mum,” I said. “And sorry, Jeremy. I didn’t mean to be so rude. You look great, Mum, just really different. It was a surprise.”

“Well then,” my mum said with a stiff smile that was a little bit more like her old self, “you’d better come here and give me a hug then.”

She had been about to put her arms around me when Julian stepped in between us.

“Sorry, Mrs Parker,” he said. “I can’t have any tears or mascara staining these clothes until after the show.”

TONIGHT WITH CARL VINE EPISODE
29

AUTOCUE: ROLLING

CARL: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF TONIGHT WITH CARL VINE.
(CUE APPLAUSE)
WE’VE GOT A GREAT NIGHT LINED UP FOR YOU ALL THIS EVENING!
(CUE CHEERS)
WE’VE GOT CHRISTIAN DANE HERE TO FINALLY TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT THOSE ALLEGED REVELATIONS IN PEOPLE’S CHOICE MAGAZINE.
(CUE CHEERS AND WHOOPING)
ALSO JOINING US THIS EVENING IS COMEDIAN AND FUNNY GUY PETE PETERSON.
(IMPROV ASIDE: I HATETHAT GUY. HE’S FUNNIERTHAN ME)
AND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HOPETHATTWO VERY IMPORTANT LAST-MINUTE GUESTSWILL BE ABLETO JOIN USTONIGHT
(IMPROV ASIDE: “IF I CAN EVER SHUT PETE UP, THAT IS)
TOTALKTO US ABOUTTHEIR LATEST FILM ‘THE LOSTTREASURE OF KING ARTHUR’. GET READY TO DRINK SOME TEA WITH ME – IT’S LEGENDARY ENGLISH ACTOR JEREMY FORT AND BRITISH NEWCOMER MISS ROSIE PARKER!
(CUE APPLAUSE)
BUT ANYWAY, BEFORE OUR FIRST GUEST, I WANTTO TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
(CUE COMIC EXPRESSION AND PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
AND I PROMISE YOU THIS IS ABSOLUTELYTRUE…

We all waited in one dressing room as we watched the transmission on a TV attached to the wall. Me, Jeremy, Mum, Julian, Cary and Simone, Michael, not to mention David who had scrambled into the car with me, sat on my lap and threatened to bite the fingertips off anyone who tried to remove him. Every now and then Julian would redo my lip gloss and Simone would tweak my hair. And considering it was a fairly small room, there was a very big atmosphere inside it.

After I had apologised, Mum had changed into one of her new designer outfits especially to come and see Jeremy and me on the Carl Vine show. When she came back I had to admit that she still looked different and not like my mum at all, but she did look like a proper Hollywood lady.

“You look great, amazing, Mum,” I had said, risking a quick air kiss. “I didn’t mean what I said before. It was just the shock and nerves about being on the show.”

I had meant it of course. I hated how she looked. But I didn’t want to fall out with her now and, anyway, I hoped that whatever had happened to her face would wear off soon.

“I know,” Mum said, patting me with an orange hand while Julian looked on, ready to separate us by force if we tried for a hug. “But things and even people have to change, Ruby. Nothing stays the same forever.”

I really hoped that was true about her tangerine tan.

We’d been at the studio for a few minutes when Lisa Wells popped her head round the dressing-room door to tell us she was in the audience and would laugh and cheer at all our jokes.

“What do you mean, all our jokes?” I asked. Lisa laughed. Jeremy did not. Mum and I might have made up, but Jeremy it seemed was still angry. He hadn’t spoken to me once since we had left the house. I was about to go on TV when I was supposed to be on holiday, in front of twenty million viewers, with a man who thought I was selfish and spoilt. It was a bit of a worry.

Then Carl Vine himself came in. Well, came half in as he couldn’t quite fit in the crowded room. “Wow,” he said, all grins. “You got the whole royal family in here, don’t you? Sorry about the cramped conditions Jeremy, we didn’t know till the last minute that you were bringing a bonus guest. We had to give the best dressing room to that talent contest kid. It was in his rider.”

Carl reached out to shake my hand. “Hi, Rosie, really pleased to meet you. I hear you are the next big thing.”

“Actually…” I was about to correct him about my name but he had already gone.

“He seems nice,” my mum said.

“It’s all a façade. Underneath he’s as tough as steel,”

Cary said. “That’s how he got this far so quickly. He takes no prisoners.”

“Really,” Mum said thoughtfully. (At least I assumed she was being thoughtful. It was hard to tell when her forehead no longer moved.)

Then a woman in a red sweater and headphones with a worried look on her face was the next to try and squeeze in the room.

“Hi, guys,” she said. “Look, we’re really hopin’ to get you guys on tonight, after all who wants to hear Christian Dane whining all night? But Pete Peterson might be harder to get off, even if Carl hates him. I promise you we’ll do our best, OK?”

And then she was gone and we heard the band begin to play and Carl was introducing the show.

I felt my stomach plummet down to my toes like brick through custard, with a kerplop. Carl had introduced me as Rosie Parker! He had told twenty million viewers that I was called something else. And then another thought occurred to me.

“What does she mean, she
hopes
we’ll be on?” I asked Jeremy.

Other books

Georgia's Greatness by Lauren Baratz-Logsted
What Are Friends For? by Rachel Vail
DarkWalker by John Urbancik
Going Off Script by Giuliana Rancic
Josette by Kathleen Bittner Roth
Hidden Threat by Sherri Hayes


readsbookonline.com Copyright 2016 - 2024