Authors: Sandra Balzo
âA scrunchy?'
âYeah, the fabric-covered elastic bands for your hair?'
âOh, sure. Mama was always trying to make me pull my hair back in one.' AnnaLise absently put a hand to the back of her head, then started from the still-tender lump there. âOf course.'
Joy said, âWhat?'
âThe flowered bag. It's not just a backpack, but a backpack
purse
. That's why the thing's so small, with the handle in addition to the straps.'
âOK. But ⦠so?'
âSo I bet this one belongs to Sugar.'
Joy looked doubtful. âI'd be thrilled to have her added to our list of suspects, only your point feels like something of a leap.'
âNo, focus. You've seen Sugar's wardrobe. Babydoll dresses and plaid miniskirts, knee-highs and berets. All nineties fashions, and I'd also bet they didn't come from a vintage clothing store but the woman's very own closet. Why not a backpack purse from the same fashion era?'
Now Joy's features turned thoughtful. âThe thing does look like the nineties threw up on it.'
AnnaLise was thinking of her conversations with both Sugar and Lacey. âSugar said that Dickens bought her clothes way back then, and I got the impression that money is tight now for the two-person Capri family. Lacey said she hadn't been enrolled in a traditional school because they'd been moving a lot.'
âSo they're poor. That doesn't mean Sugar killed Hart. I mean, why would she?'
âDon't know,' AnnaLise admitted. âSugar herself told me that she hoped to get back with Dickens. Romantically, that is. Can't you imagine her carefully packing his gifts to her in order to wear them for him when she arrived here?'
âSadly,' Joy said, looking none too pleased, âI can. And as pathetic as the picture of the current-day Sugar sneaking into his room
Auld Lang Syne
, why would she then kill the aging goose that still might not only lay her, but the golden egg?'
Joy did have a way with words. âBecause ⦠granted, a reach, but he turned her down?'
âSo hell actually
has
frozen over.'
AnnaLise flopped a hand toward her window, where the snow was howling by horizontally. âYou be the judge.'
âCute,' said Joy. âBut I
told
you. Even if Hart's dickâ'
âJoy. Please?'
âI
do
seem to make you keep saying that to me.'
âBecause you keep painting word pictures that I will
never
be able to get out of my head.'
âAnd you think that image of Sweet Sugar sneaking into my ex's room wearing nothing but thigh-high knee socks and a cute little beret is pleasant for
me
?'
AnnaLise drew in a deep breath, then exhaled, saying, âI didn't realize that it still stung, but of course it should. You just always seem so strong that I don'tâ'
âOh, it doesn't sting, girl.' Joy was stretching both arms over her head. âBarely registers, in fact. I just wanted to see how righteous indignation feels.' Lifting the top sheet, she slipped between it and the fitted one beneath. âI must say it's not bad. I can see why you enjoy it.'
âThank you.' AnnaLise was trying to maintain her patience.
âYou're welcome. Now, you were saying?'
âI was saying,' AnnaLise said through clenched teeth, âthat your ex-husband
slash
my father, Dickens Hart, was ill and in pain. His pride might have kept him from telling Sugar
why
he was rejecting her. But if the woman was desperate, she could haveâ'
âBeaned him with the champagne bottle?' Joy wasn't swayed. âSeems a little drastic for a “Not tonight, dear.”'
With a sigh, AnnaLise collapsed onto her back, forearm under her head. âMaybe we're making too many assumptions.'
âWe?' Joy plumped a pillow of her own and pulled up the blanket.
âYes,
we
. Each of us has been assuming that the floral bag belonged to the killer.'
âWhy else would it have gone missing?' Joy asked. âAnd subsequently turned up in your room? And how does Roy Smoaks' slicker-clad “broad” figure in?'
AnnaLise could hear sleep creeping into her friend's voice. âGood questions. I've got to think about better answers.'
âYou do that.' Joy re-settled herself. âI'm going to get a little shuteye.' Seconds later, she was snoring softly.
But AnnaLise lay awake, staring at the ceiling. At about four a.m., she sat bolt upright, though apparently without disturbing her still-snoring bedmate. Hart's secret closet entrance, the figure in a slicker on the pier the next morning, the assault on AnnaLise and the reappearance of that floral bag â damp, but with no blood visible on it. Suddenly everything made sense.
And then, as equal parts of relief and sorrow spread through her body, the daughter with two live mothers and two dead fathers began to cry softly, so as not to cause her good friend to even stir.
A
nnaLise jolted out of a dream she couldn't remember. The sun was shining brightly and Joy was gone. Not surprising, either, since the nightstand clock showed eleven-twenty a.m.
AnnaLise could hear snatches of conversation wafting up from downstairs.
â⦠to go, Mom?' She heard Lacey Capri call out. âThe limo's here.'
âRight with you.' Sugar's voice, much closer.
AnnaLise jumped out of bed and, after grabbing a robe, opened the door just in time to see Sugar bounding down the stairs shouldering a duffel bag. âWhat's going on?'
Politely, Sugar stopped halfway down. âThe sheriff's here.' She nodded toward a deputy standing by the front door in the massive vaulted foyer below. âThey've given us all permission to go home. Thank you for ⦠well, just everything.'
A chill went up AnnaLise's spine. If the sheriff was letting the rest go, that meant they'd closed in on their prime suspect. As she thought that, the deputy looked up and, seeing AnnaLise, said something into the radio on the epaulet of his uniform shirt.
AnnaLise realized it had become now or never time. âBut aren't you forgetting something?'
âI don't think so,' said the woman, looking around. âOh! Do you mean your iPad? Lacey didn't want to disturb you, so she left it on our dresser.' A proud smile. âWith a thank you note, of course.'
In the hallway below, the deputy had been joined by Sutherton officers Coy Pitchford and Gary Fearon. All three uniformed men were now looking up at AnnaLise.
âLacey has lovely manners, but I meant your pretty backpack purse, Sugar. I'm sure Officer Fearon will give you some kind of receipt so you can reclaim it later.'
Sugar's eyes bugged out. âIt's not mine,' she said, beginning to unsteadily descend the remaining steps one at a time, leading with her left foot.
âOh, I'm betting it is,' AnnaLise called down. âYou haven't had a lot of resources to buy new things over the years. I'm surprised you didn't ask Dickens for money. He certainly owed you at least that.'
âI don't know what you're talking about.' Sugar was nearing the bottom of the stairs.
âOf course you do,' AnnaLise said, following the elder Capri, but slowly. âDickens Hart sexually assaulted you when you were just fifteen.'
âI lied to him about my age, and the sex was consensual, like I told you,' Sugar said, as the front door cracked open and Lacey entered, probably having taken her own luggage to the waiting car.
But AnnaLise couldn't let the girl's presence stop her. âIt doesn't matter what you told Dickens, Sugar. You weren't yet of an age
to
consent. Though I have to give you points for resourcefulness, if not smarts. And you
do
have an affinity for hiding in closets, it seems. Or was it Dickens who suggested you sneak into his room though the hall walk-in upstairs?'
AnnaLise could see from Coy's eyes that she now had his attention. âThat storage area connects to the library on the upper floor of Dickens' master suite. I'm sure that Officer Pitchford would have noticed if there hadn't been so many boxes piled up, blocking the door.'
She nodded at Coy. âI missed it too, when I was snooping around the night Dickens was killed. From either door, it seemed to be a storeroom packed chock-f. No indication, even, that a second entrance existed. But last night, Joy and I noticed those boxes were just far enough from the door for a small-framed person to slip through and make their way to the other door.'
âJoy was there?' Sugar's eyes were wide.
âYup. It was she who realized you'd used the closet access years ago to sneak into her husband's suite â well, theirs, really â without his staff seeing you. You wanted to surprise him on Wednesday night with a bottle of champagne.
His
champagne, of course, since you couldn't have afforded Dom Perignon.'
AnnaLise looked at Lacey, who had begun sniffling. âDid you catch a chill? The lake water is cold this time of year. I didn't understand, at first, how the floral bag fit into all this. Then you, Laceyâ'
âLeave her out of this!' Sugar dumped her duffel bag on the floor and, still at the bottom step, turned to confront AnnaLise.
âYou let my mother alone!' Lacey screamed from below. âShe had nothing to do with it. It was all me, AnnaLise. I killed your super-rich bastard of a father.'
The sheriff's deputy and Coy Pitchford allowed themselves two seconds of astonished staring at AnnaLise and Sugar on the stairs before moving toward Lacey.
âShe's lying!' Sugar said, jumping down with both feet from the last step and running to pull her daughter into her arms. âI did it. I went to Hart's room with the champagne bottle, hoping that maybe ⦠maybe if he and I got together again, Lacey and I wouldn't have to live on the streets anymore. I just thoughtâ'
âNo.' Tears streaming down her face, the daughter put a finger on her mother's lips. âIt was
my
turn to take care of us. And I would have been OK, because I brought the roofies along.'
âThat's what didn't make sense,' AnnaLise said. âThe roofies were for Dickens?'
âFor him? No.' Lacey's blue eyes were startled behind her tears. âThey were for
me
, of course. I put one in the empty wine glass on the dresser and added just enough wine from the other so I could choke it down. I went into the bathroom to shower and change into the nightie and when I came out I heard the old lech at the door, so I grabbed the glass and hid upstairs until
he
went into the bathroom. Then I chugged the rest and went down and climbed into his bed. I figured that by the time he came out and ⦠did me, I'd be so totally out of it I wouldn't even notice, much less remember what he'd done.'
Lacey met her mother's eyes. âThat's what roofies do, right? Women don't even remember? So once it was over I'd be fine, but we'd
have
him. Because I'm so obviously underage, he'd have to give us whatever we wanted this time. Take care of us both for the rest of our lives.' Her hands were balled up now and she pounded on her mother's own slight shoulders. âWhy couldn't you just
let
me? Why did you have to bust in on everything and
hit
him?'
Sugar pushed her daughter's lush hair away from her face. âI'm your mother, honey. It's my job to take care of us. You're just a baby.' Her voice cracked. âMy baby.'
Then Sugar Capri began to croon something that sounded like a lullaby as mother and daughter, clutching each other, sank to their knees on the marble tile floor.
E
ddie Boccaccio raised his glass. âTo the Last Supper.'
âAmen,' said AnnaLise Griggs.
It was finally Sunday night, and most of the disparate people Dickens Hart had assembled for his affairs-in-order weekend were sitting around the dining room table one final time before going their equally disparate ways. Sugar and Lacey Capri were in police custody, of course, their seats taken by Boozer Bacchus and Nicole Goldstein.
AnnaLise, for the first time, sat at the head of Hart's table. She set down her glass. âI'm sorry you had to miss your flights today. Were you all able to reschedule?'
âThe airlines took pity on us,' said Eddie's mom, Rose. âWe leave tomorrow night, now that the sheriff's department has wrapped everything up.'
âAnd we're tomorrow afternoon?' asked Lucinda Puckett, looking at her son Tyler. He nodded back.
âWell, that's good,' AnnaLise said, feeling weary to the bone. âBecause you sure can't stay here anymore.'
Eddie gave what sounded like a genuine laugh. âOur paternity tests have still to come back.'
AnnaLise's turn to nod. âAnd, when you get those results, let me know. But for now, I think everybody will be happy to be parted from each other.'
âHear, hear,' said Phyllis Balisteri, raising her own wine glass. The woman didn't drink, so she put it right back down again, but her call-out seemed as genuine as Eddie's laugh. âOnly, AnnieLeez, would you mind going over the whole thing one more time? For us slow learners?'
AnnaLise sighed. She just wanted to put the entire weekend behind her. But then, she wasn't a restaurateur who considered floaters good for business.
Joy Tamarack raised her hand like a second-grader volunteering an answer to her teacher's question to the class. âAllow me?'
âPlease.'
Her friend smiled. âUsually AnnaLise communicates that as “Joy.
Please?
”' There was giggling all around at her spot-on impersonation.
Then Joy continued: âSugar Capri wangled an invitation this weekend, thinking she might rekindle her romance â if you can call it that â with Hart. Apparently she and Lacey had been living hand-to-mouth for years.'
âWe know how that can be,' Rose said, but looking at AnnaLise rather than her son, Eddie.