Authors: Dorothy L. Sayers
over to Heathbury on his motor-cycle, and I was watching the clock, as you
might say, to see how soon I’d get my work finished with. There wasn’t
nobody come in after Mr Martin, so I was able to clear away and get dressed
and very pleased I was about it.’
This was clear enough. Mr Martin had certainly not left the Three Feathers
earlier than 1.30. Undoubtedly he was not the murderer of Paul Alexis.
Nevertheless, having begun his investigation, Wimsey determined to carry it
through to the bitter end. Alibis, he reminded himself, were made to be broken.
He would suppose that, by means of a magic carpet or other device, Mr Martin
had been miraculously wafted from Darley to the Flat-Iron between 1.30 and
two o’clock. In that case, did he come back that afternoon, and if so, when?
and how?
There were not a great many houses in Darley, and a door-to-door inquiry,
though laborious, seemed to be a fairly safe and certain method of answering
these questions. He puled up his socks and set to work. He had no difficulty in
getting the vilagers to talk. The death of Paul Alexis was a local event of an
importance that almost swamped last Saturday’s cricket match, and the
revolutionary proposal to turn the disused Quaker meeting-house into a cinema;
while the arrival of the Wilvercombe police to make inquiries about the
movements of Mr Martin had raised the excitement to fever pitch. Darley felt
strongly that, if this kind of thing was going to happen, it might get into the
papers again. Darley had actualy been in the papers that year already, when
Mr Gubbins, the vicar’s warden, had drawn a consolation prize in the Grand
National sweep. The sporting half of Darley had been delighted, but envious;
the pious half had been quite unable to understand why the vicar had not
immediately dismissed Mr Gubbins from his privilege of handing round the plate
and sitting on the Church Council, and thought that Mr Gubbins’s action in
devoting a tithe of his winnings to the Restoration Fund merely piled hypocrisy
on the head of debauchery. But now, with the hope that they might be found to
have entertained an angel of darkness unawares, they foresaw al manner of
publicity. Wimsey discovered several people who thought that Mr Martin’s
manner odd and had not liked his face and who said so, at considerable length.
It was, however, only after nearly two hours’ patient research that he
discovered somebody who had actualy seen Mr Martin on Thursday
afternoon. This was, of course, the most obvious person in the vilage – namely
the proprietor of the little tin bungalow that did duty for a garage, and the only
reason why Wimsey did not get this information a great deal sooner was that
the said proprietor – one, Mr Polwhistle – had gone out when he first caled
upon him, to tackle the internals of a sick petrol-gas engine at a neighbouring
farm, leaving behind him only a young woman to attend to the pump.
Mr Polwhistle, when he returned in company of a youthful mechanic, was
most discouragingly informative. Mr Martin? – oh, yes. He (Mr Polwhistle) had
seen him on Thursday afternoon al right. Mr Martin had come in – just upon
three o’clock, weren’t it, Tom? Yes, three o’clock – and asked them to come
and have a look at his Morgan. They had gone round, and found that the
Morgan wouldn’t start, not for toffee. After prolonged investigation and
exercise on the starting-handle, they had diagnosed trouble with the ignition.
They had taken everything out and looked at it, and eventualy it had occurred
to Mr Polwhistle that the fault might be in the H.T. lead. On their removing this
and putting in a new one, the engine had started up at once, sweet as a nut.
There could be no doubt about the time, because Tom had entered it upon his
time-sheet; 3 p.m. til 4 p.m.
It was now nearly half-past four, and Wimsey felt that he had a good chance
of finding Mr Goodrich at home. He was directed to his house – the big place
up the first turning off the Wilvercombe Road – and found the good gentleman
and his family gathered about a table wel spread with bread and cakes and
honey and Devonshire cream.
Mr Goodrich, a stout and hearty squire of the old school, was delighted to
give any assistance in his power. Mr Martin had turned up at the house at about
seven o’clock on the Tuesday evening and had asked permission to camp at
the bottom of Hinks’s Lane. Why Hinks’s Lane, by the way? Wel, there used
to be a cottage there that belonged to an old felow caled Hinks – a regular
character – used to read the Bible through regularly every year, and it was to
be hoped it did him good, for a graceless old scamp he was and always had
been. But that was donkey’s years ago, and the cottage had falen into
disrepair. Nobody ever went down there now, except campers. Mr Martin had
not asked for information about camping-grounds; he had asked straight out for
permission to camp in Hinks’s Lane, caling it by that name. Mr Goodrich had
never set eyes on Mr Martin before, and he (Mr Goodrich) knew pretty wel
everything that went on in the vilage. He was almost certain that Mr Martin had
never been in Darley before. No doubt somebody had told him about Hinks’s
Lane – it was a regular place for campers. They were out of the way down
there, and there were no crops for them to damage and no gates for them to
leave open, unless they were to go out of their way to trespass on Farmer
Newcombe’s pasture on the other side of the hedge. But there was no
necessity for them to do so, as it didn’t lead anywhere. The stream that ran
through the pasture came out on to the beach only fifty yards away from the
camping-ground and was fresh, except, of course, at flood-tide, when it was
brackish. Now Mr Goodrich came to think about it, he believed there had been
some complaint from Mr Newcombe about a broken hedge, but the story only
came through Geary the blacksmith, who was a notorious talker and he (Mr
Goodrich) didn’t see that it had anything to do with Mr Martin. Mr Newcombe
was not altogether a satisfactory tenant in the matter of repairs to hedges and
when there were gaps, animals would sometimes stray through them. Apart
from this, he (Mr Goodrich) knew nothing to Mr Martin’s discredit. He seemed
to have been quiet enough, and in any case, Hinks’s Lane being out of sight and
sound of the vilage, campers couldn’t make nuisances of themselves down
there. Some of them brought gramophones or concertinas or ukuleles,
according to their taste and social position, but Mr Goodrich had no objection
to their amusing themselves, so long as they didn’t disturb anybody. He never
made any charge for camping on his ground – it didn’t hurt
him
, and he didn’t
see why he should take payment for letting the poor devils who lived in town
help themselves to a mouthful of fresh air and a drink of water. He usualy
asked them to leave the place as tidy as they could, and as a rule he had found
them pretty decent in this respect.
Wimsey thanked Mr Goodrich and accepted his hospitable invitation to tea.
He left at six o’clock, ful of buns and cream, with just nice time to pay a visit to
the camping-ground and so round off the chapter of Mr Martin. He drove
down the stony little lane, and soon found signs of Mr Martin’s recent
presence. The land led out upon a flat expanse of rough turf, beyond which a
belt of heavy stones and shingle sloped down to the edge of, the sea. The tide
was about a quarter-ful, and the beach became progressively less rough as it
neared the water; presumably at low tide there would be a narrow strip of sand
left uncovered.
The tracks of the Morgan’s wheels were stil faintly visible upon the coarse
grass, and there was a patch of oily drippings to show where it had been
parked. Close by, there were the holes where the pole and pegs of a smal bel-
tent had been driven in. There were the ashes of a burnt-out wood fire, and,
among them, a bal of greasy newspaper, which had obviously been used to
scrub out a frying-pan. Rather reluctantly, Wimsey unfolded the distasteful
sheets and glanced at the heading. Thursday’s
Morning Star
; nothing
particularly exciting about that. Careful search among the ashes of the fire
revealed no blood-stained fragments of clothing – not so much as a button of a
garment – no half-burnt scraps of paper which might have contained a clue to
Mr Martin’s real name and address. The only thing that was in any way
remarkable was a piece of thinnish rope about three inches long, heavily
blackened by the fire. Wimsey pocketed this, for lack of better occupation, and
searched further.
Mr Martin had been a tidy camper on the whole, leaving no obviously
offensive débris. On the right-hand side of the camping-ground there was,
however, the remains of a stunted thorn hedge, surrounding the battered
remnants of Hinks’s Cottage. Half buried at the foot of this hedge, Wimsey
discovered a repulsive cache, containing a great number of old tins and bottles,
some recent and some obviously abandoned by previous campers, the heels of
some loaves, the bones from a neck of mutton, an old dixie with a hole in the
bottom, half a neck-tie, a safety-razor blade (stil sharp enough to cut one’s
fingers on) and a very dead gul. An elaborate and back-aching crawl over the
whole surface of the camping-ground rewarded the earnest sleuth further with
an immoderate quantity of burnt matches, six empty match-boxes of foreign
make, the dottles of several pipes, three oat-grains, a broken bootlace (brown),
the stalks of about a pound of strawberries, six plum-stones, the stub of a
pencil, a drawing-pin business end up, fifteen beer-corks, and an instrument for
removing the patent caps of other beer-bottles. The rough grass showed no
identifiable footprints.
Weary and hot, Lord Peter gathered his loot together and stretched his
cramped limbs. The wind, stil blowing heavily in from seaward, was grateful to
his perspiring brow, however much it might hold up the Inspector’s salvage
operations. The sky was cloudy, but so long as the wind held, there was, he
felt, not much likelihood of rain, and he was glad, for he didn’t want rain. A
vague possibility was forming itself in his mind, and he wanted to take a walk
next day with Harriet Vane. At the moment, he could do no more. He would go
back and change and eat and be normal.
He drove back to Wilvercombe.
After a hot bath and the putting-on of a boiled shirt and dinner-jacket, he felt
better and telephoned to the Resplendent to ask Harriet to dine with him.
‘I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t. I’m dining with Mrs Weldon and her son.’
‘Her son?’
‘Yes; he’s just arrived. Why not come round here after grub and be
introduced?’
‘Dunno. What sort of bloke is he?’
‘Oh, yes – he’s here, and would like to meet you very much.’
‘Oh, I see. We are being overheard. I suppose I’d better come and look the
blighter over. Is he handsome?’
‘Yes, rather! Come along about a quarter to nine.’
‘Wel, you’d better tel him we’re engaged, and then I shan’t be obliged to
assassinate him.’
‘You wil? That’s splendid.’
‘Wil you marry me?’
‘Of course not. We’l expect you at 8.45.’
‘Al right, and I hope your rabbit dies.’
Wimsey ate his solitary dinner thoughtfuly. So this was the son, was it? The
one who was out of sympathy with his mother. What was he doing here? Had
he suddenly become sympathetic? Or had she sent for him and compeled him
to come in, by financial or other pressure? Was he perhaps a new factor in the
problem? He was the only son of his mother and she a rich widow. Here at last
was a person to whom the removal of Paul Alexis might appear in the light of a
god-send. Undoubtedly the man must be looked into.
He went round to the Resplendent after dinner and found the party waiting
for him in the lounge. Mrs Weldon, who wore a plain black semi-evening dress
and looked her ful age in it, greeted Wimsey effusively.
‘My dear Lord Peter! I am
so
glad to see you. May I introduce my son
Henry? I wrote asking him to come and help us through this terrible time, and
he has
most
kindly put his own business aside and come to me. So very sweet
of you, Henry dear. I have just been teling Henry how good Miss Vane has
been to me, and how
hard
you and she are working to clear poor Paul’s
memory.’
Harriet had merely been mischievous. Henry was certainly not handsome,
though he was a good, sturdy specimen of his type. He stood about five foot
eleven – a strongly built, heavyish man with a brick-red al-weather face.