Read Had We Never Loved Online
Authors: Patricia Veryan
Laughing, Katrina interposed, “I believe my brother was referring to thoughts, Lieutenant.”
“Well, there you are, then,” said Morris. “Shows he's not paying attention. I was speaking of castles. Look at the size of that monstrosity. And I'll wager there's not a comfortable chair in the entire place!”
Gwendolyn leaned forward to scan the massive bulk of the castle. “Poor old thing. 'Tis going to rack and ruin. They should restore it.”
“They'll do better to tear it down,” said the ever practical Falcon. “No one in his right mind would want to dwell there. What use is it?”
Morris brightened. “I've an idea! It could be used to store ice in the summer time. Look at those walls. Likely six feet thick, at the least.”
“I have heard,” murmured Gwendolyn, pouncing on a promising line of thought, “that there is a wall in China which is almost a thousand miles long.”
“Nearer to fifteen hundred,” corrected Falcon.
“Ahaâ¦,” she said, turning from the window to smile at him.
His face flamed. He jerked his head away. Katrina met Gwendolyn's laughing gaze, and winked.
Morris said thoughtfully, “Why would anyone wantâ”
“Never mind!” growled Falcon. “We're coming into the town, thank God! You did give my coachman the direction, Morris?”
Morris confirmed this, and said that he only hoped Mr. Ellis might be at home.
The carriage jerked to a halt outside a small and rather rundown house distinguished only by a bright blue door.
Katrina asked, “Are we allowed to come in with you?”
“No,” answered her brother. “He will speak more freely do Morris and I go in alone. The coachman can take you for a tour of this fascinating metropolis.”
Katrina was disappointed, and Gwendolyn gave it as her opinion that the gentlemen were marplots, but Falcon was adamant.
Climbing the deep steps to the front door, he said, “Now don't forget, we know nothing. I don't want to colour any opinion he might have formed.”
“Very well, but why shouldn't the ladies have come with us, I'd like to know? The old boy would likely be charmed by 'em, pretty creatures that they are.”
“I'd think it might have occurred to you, since you so admire her, that Miss Rossiter would have a difficult time with these steps.”
“By Jove! You're right! Jolly good, Falcon. Who'd have guessed you could consider anyone else?”
Fortunately, the door swung open before Falcon could reply.
The angular lady who came out onto the tiny porch was clad in shawl and bonnet and carried a large cloth bag. She was, she informed them, the housekeeper, and was going to the grocer's. Mr. Ellis could be found in the study. “Straight on back, sirs. Best knock loud, or he'll never hear, he gets that buried in his books.”
She was titillated when Morris took her arm and assisted her down the steps, and she went off, flushed and smiling, eager to share the tale with her friends.
The carriage had only just started to roll away, and Katrina leaned from the window, and called softly, “Faithless!”
Morris blushed, grinned, and hurried back up the steps.
Gwendolyn met her friend's sparkling eyes and said, “He fairly worships the ground you walk on, Trina. Have you any affection for him at all?”
“I'll own I never thought I could have. But how can one fail to like him? He's such a gentle creature, and must be the most amiable man alive. I only hope⦔ Katrina broke off, her smile fading.
“What? Their silly duel?”
“Yes. I know the lieutenant drives my brother berserk, but if August should really hurt him ⦠Oh, 'twould be dreadful!”
“Never worry. August has no intention of hurting him.” Katrina looked at her curiously, and Gwendolyn chuckled. “You of all people should know that August doesn't dislike Jamie nearly as much as he pretends to do.”
“True,” Katrina said slowly, “but August can be deadly, Gwen, and sometimes JamieâI mean Lieutenant Morrisâdoes bait him, you know.”
“Yes, he does. So do I.”
“I have noticed you do. May I ask why?”
Gwendolyn hesitated. “Ohâ'tis none of my affair, and I know I have not the right, but I think it so sad that he should allow foolish pride toâto spoil both your lives.”
Katrina's smile was haunted. “He has his reasons.”
“Yes, but when I see your father, and how blithe and merry he is, 'tis hard to comprehend they can be so unlike.”
“Papa is not a half-caste.”
“No more are you. What rubbish!”
“I wish August might believe it to be rubbish.”
Looking back as they moved away, Gwendolyn said, “'Tis fortunate they found the gentleman at home. I wonder what he will be able to tell them, or if he will even remember the pieces Newby took to him.”
As it chanced, Mr. Ellis, a thin gentleman with an untidy wig, and dusty spectacles perched low on his nose, did remember the Jewelled Men Collection. He had, in fact, actually handled two of the pieces. Showing his unexpected visitors to chairs in his cluttered study, and peering at their calling cards, he said, “They were brought to me for appraisal some weeks ago, by a young man namedânow, let me see ⦠Ah! Mr. Newby.”
“Mr. Newbyâ¦,” said Morris, with a sideways glance at Falcon.
“Yes.” The antiquarian's shrewd brown eyes darted from the enigmatic elegance of the extremely handsome Mr. Falcon, who most certainly had some Oriental forbears, to the ruddy, good-natured, and easily readable face of the lieutenant. “Was it not his true name? I cannot say I would be entirely surprised. He seemed so nervous, you know, and fairly jumped each time my housekeeper opened the front door.” He blinked over the tops of his spectacles and added anxiously, “I recollect now that a day or so later two other gentlemen made enquiries. I trust the icons were notâstolen property?”
“No, no,” said Morris, with rather too much heartiness. “Devil a bit of it! They were friends of his, not Bow Street runners!”
Ellis looked even more alarmed. Falcon gave Morris an exasperated glance and said smoothly, “The jewelled figures have, in fact, been stolen and we are trying to help recover them. Neither my friend nor I actually saw the pieces, however, and we were hoping you might be able to give us a more accurate description thanâer, Newby has done.”
The old gentleman looked puzzled, and Morris inserted by way of explanation, “He's colour-blind, you see.”
“'Pon my soul! I'd never have guessed it. The other gentlemen were so kind as to take me out for a fine dinner.” Mr. Ellis rested a wistful look on his callers.
Falcon said briskly, “'Twould be our pleasure to do the same, sir. But we have two ladies waiting in the carriage. We shall, of course, expect to meet your professional fees forâsay, half an hour's consultation. Could you perhaps sketch the figures for us?”
Ellis cheered up, and began to struggle with his desk drawer. It opened with a jerk, ejecting a shower of crumpled bills, pencils, printed tracts, handkerchiefs, a long clay pipe, and a quizzing glass, all of which shot onto the floor.
“Oh, I say,” exclaimed Morris sympathetically. “Allow me, sir.” He assisted Mr. Ellis in gathering up the items, on each of which he had some comment to make. One could never have too many pencils; the quizzing glass had a most intricate handleâpity the glass was cracked; and so on, until he said with great interest, “Jove, but that's a fine clay pipe! M'father smokes one that is very similar.” This precipitated a discussion that turned from clay pipes, to the benefits of tobacco over snuff, the two men becoming quite involved with their debate and then laughing merrily over their efforts to cram the escaped items back into the drawer.
Fascinated, Falcon watched them. Recovering himself, he suggested somewhat tartly that they should not forget the ladies were waiting.
“Oh, begad, but you're right,” said Morris.
Mr. Ellis blinked and looked bewildered, then rummaged through several more drawers, from one of which he at last extricated a rumpled sheet of paper. “
Here
we are!” he said, pleased. Smoothing the sheet with questionable success, he dipped a quill pen into the Standish, and remarked that they must not waste time, this causing Falcon to grit his teeth.
“The icons,” said Mr. Ellis, “were roughly three inches in height, and approximately an inch thick. Like ⦠so.” He drew two identical shapes, for all the world like miniature tombstones with rounded tops. “One,” he went on, drawing busily, “was of lapis lazuli. The other was pink jade.”
Standing, and peering over his shoulder, Morris prompted, “And they had faces.”
Mr. Ellis looked up at him. “Ah. Then, you did see them, sir?”
“Whyâer, I mean Rossiter said they had faces,” said Morris, sitting down again and uncomfortably aware of Falcon's disgusted stare. “His brother, d'ye see?”
“Is that so? I had thought his name was Newby?”
“They are half-brothers,” put in Falcon swiftly. “Can you recollect, by any chance, what the faces were like, Mr. Ellis?”
“Eh? Oh, yes, yes. I can indeed. They were only etched into the stone, and quite primitive. There. You see?”
“Jolly good!” exclaimed Morris. “I fancy you wouldn't recall just where the jewels were placed?”
Mr. Ellis wrinkled his brow. “I fear you have me there, Lieutenant. I believe they were scattered about haphazardly, as it were. I do remember however, that the lapis figure was set with six sapphires, and the jade with five rubies. All looking to be extremely fine stones. I can make a guess at placement, if you wish. But 'twould be only a very rough approximation.”
At their urging, he did this, then handed over the sketch. “I was sufficiently interested to undertake some research on the figures, for I'd never heard of the existence of such a collection prior to this, but I was quite unable to discover any mention of them.”
Falcon asked, “Was there anything in the craftsmanship to suggest where they were made? Anything at all outlandish, or incongruous?”
Ellis pursed his lips and considered. “Apart from the fact that they were very old, I would hazard a guess that they were carved in China, or by a Chinese artisan. I was privileged to see a piece from the Shang Dynasty which puts me somewhat in mind ofâ”
Falcon interrupted abruptly, “You are sure of that, sir?”
“No. Not by any means. It might possibly have been the work of a Greek or Italian. However, I'd be inclined, as I said, to suspectâ”
“There was nothing else, then? Nothing that struck you as unique? Or that would give a clue as to what the pieces represent?”
Ellis said thoughtfully, “Could we see the complete set, we might learn more. The fact that there
is
a set would indicate a functional purpose. Like chess, or some Oriental game of skill. On the other hand, they might represent part of a group of mythical or religious figures. Have you a particular interest in the Orient, Mr. Falcon?”
“None whatsoever.” Horribly aware of Morris' grin, Falcon's voice was chill, but the antiquarian appeared not to notice that one of his callers had retreated behind a wall of ice and murmured disappointedly that he had always longed to visit the Orient and liked nothing better than to discuss it with someone who shared his interest.
Falcon stood. “Thank you for your time. Good day, sir.” He stalked out, leaving Morris to pay the antiquarian a good deal more than the humble fee he named.
As the front door closed behind them, Falcon drew Morris to a halt.
“You may take that smug smirk off your face. And I see no reason to mention Ellis' unfounded suppositions to the ladies.”
Morris' grin expanded to a chuckle. “You know perfectly well that Miss Gwendolyn would be most interested. She'll likely start badgering you into researching Chinese mythâ”
Through gritted teeth Falcon hissed, “An you say nothing, she will have nought to badger about, will she?”
“The only silent stream is at dead of winter,” said Morris solemnly, but with his eyes full of laughter.
“Yes, and you'll be under it if you gibble-gabble to her, confound you!”
“Do you attempt to frighten me into compromising my honour by lying to the ladies?”
“I'd like toâ”
Behind them, the door creaked open. Mr. Ellis said, “Ah, there you are! I do recollect something, gentleman. A very small thing. Foolish, no doubt, butâOh, my! are you unwell, Mr. Falcon?”
“It's likely his liver,” said Morris glibly. “Do not regard it.”
“What a pity, what a pity! And so young a man. You do look rather flushed. Dear me! I trust 'tis not whirligigousticon. I hear that cases have been found in Brighthelmstone!” Stepping back a pace, he advised, “Try rhubarb, sir. Or, if you would steep the second rind of alderâ”
Interrupting this well-meant prescription, Falcon said stiffly that he was perfectly well, thank you, and, affecting not to notice Morris, who had turned away and was wiping his eyes with his handkerchief, asked, “What is this small thing you have recollected?”
“Eh? Oh. Well, it is just my silliness, probably. Butâthe figures were so similar, you see. In size, I mean. Yet the weight was different. Not by very much, mind you. Butâ”
“I believe you said the lapis icon contained six sapphires,” said Falcon, “whereas the pink jade only had five rubies.”
“Just so, just so. But it would not account forâBut there, 'tis an insignificant point, after all. Good day to you.”
Morris thanked him and he stood watching as his two visitors walked to the luxurious carriage, and the footman sprang to open the door.
Morris called, “Hi, there! Coachman! Pray stop at a greengrocer's. We must purchase some rhubarb andâ”
With a muffled growl, Falcon seized his arm and propelled him inside.