Authors: Frank Moorhouse
This time âSir Eric' wrote to Miss Dickinson saying he would ensure that the ILO knew that the chair had been addressed by mistake. She rang the ILO's Internal Services and informed them of the matter and that she herself would come and collect the chair when it arrived.
Edith had to go out of her way, up the hill, to call in at the ILO office daily to see if the chair was there. It was no good telephoning because no one knew what it looked like and they might snaffle it for themselves.
She knew they felt she was behaving oddly by calling in every morning and asking about âMiss Dickinson's chair' and
showing them the photograph of the chair, which she had improperly taken from the file.
One afternoon she received a call from the ILO to say that they had the chair.
She went to Lloyd's office and said that the ILO had rung to say that Miss Dickinson's chair was there waiting for them.
âIt arrived, did it?' said Lloyd. âIs it a good sitting chair or not?'
âI haven't sat in it,' she said, thinking that she might not sit in it, superstitiously, that it might be not be proper for her to sit in it â though if she could sign the Secretary-General's name, she might as well sit in the President's throne.
He said he would get it over from the ILO.
âLet me know when it arrives,' she said to him.
He did and they inspected it together. It was a fine chair. They both sat in it and decided it needed a cushion.
âI suppose the Secretary-General would like to see it,' said Lloyd. âI'll let him know that the chair's arrived. He probably has ideas about where it should go.'
âCouldn't we just take it now and put it in place in the Council room?' She wanted done with it and without involving Sir Eric.
Lloyd said the chair had to be entered in the property register and then numbered and then allocated.
âIf it doesn't go into the register of property no one after us would know it existed,' he said. âI have never understood why you made so much fuss about this chair. We really should only have furniture which is consistent with our needs and the architecture of the premises.'
âThat might be the right policy in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred but in this case it would be the wrong policy. That chair has to have a place in our lives or we are living our lives
wrongly and running this League wrongly,' she said. âHeavens above, Lloyd, this chair is a test of us all! Can't you see that!'
âNot really,' Lloyd said, quietly going about his work. âI suppose we could get the Deputy Secretary-General or an Under Secretary at some point,' he said, âand have a ceremony. If you feel so strongly.' He was saying this to make her happy.
â
No!
No, don't do that. I don't want a ceremony. It might be a sentimental gift but it is, after all, just a chair.'
He looked up at her, puzzled by her change of direction.
âSir Eric' wrote saying the chair had arrived safely. Edith hoped that this, her third forgery, would be her last.
A few days later, she went to Internal Service's storeroom in the rented annex and showed them a requisition form.
She signed for the chair and then with Florence's help carried it along the street to the Palais Wilson and installed it in the Glass-room. They took away the President's usual chair and put that in a smaller committee room.
They stood at the door of the Glass-room and looked at Miss Dickinson's chair.
âMission complete,' Florence said. âYou should feel proud, Edith.'
âI don't, Florence,' she said fervently, âI feel guilty. This is not the way I want to do things. I worry too much.'
âThis time, though, it was the only way really to get the orphans and Miss Dickinson treated right.'
It wasn't all over. Annie Dickinson wrote back.
Thank you for telling me that the chair has arrived safely at its destination. I am waiting to settle on a suitable very short inscription to be put on the plate. Possibly, I might pass through Geneva with my head boy on my way back to Jugo-slavia and I should bring the plate
with me and he would fix it in a suitable but not an evident place.
Believe me,
Yrs truly
A. J. Dickinson.
Oh no. Edith went back to her office and wept tears of frustration and self-recrimination.
After a while she pulled herself together, blew her nose, and rang Florence, although she was now beginning to have reservations about Florence's advice and would sort that out later, after she had sorted out this mess.
âFlorence, there's an emergency.' She told Florence what was happening.
Florence suggested the restaurant.
âNo! This has to be discussed elsewhere. The lounge of the Hôtel de La Paix. Now!'
She grabbed her coat and went to Florence's office and together they went along the street to the Hôtel de La Paix and ordered afternoon tea.
She pointed out to Florence that if Miss Dickinson and boy arrived at the League and wanted to see Sir Eric he would be bewildered and questions would be asked about the chair. The whole thing would unravel, files be called for, signature examined, detectives called in.
Florence said, âCalm down. We'll receive Miss Dickinson and the orphan. Ambrose will play the part of the Secretary-General.'
âAmbrose would never do anything out of line.'
âHe won't know.'
She looked at Florence.
âWe'll tell Miss Dickinson and the orphan boy that Ambrose
is an Under Secretary. We won't tell Ambrose that we've told them. We'll tell Ambrose only about the chair and the boy and ask if he would like to meet them. He'll say yes. He'll think he's just coming along â we'll use the Glass-room. He looks like a Secretary-General. They all dress like Sir E. He'll make all the right noises. Without knowing a damn thing.'
This solution filled Edith with further dismay and exasperation. She put her head on her arms on the table. She would leave the League and offer her services to the orphaned children and Annie Dickinson.
Florence put a hand on Edith's arm. âSit up, Edith. They'll think something's wrong. It'll work.'
In her own mind, Edith thought of owning up. She thought of getting a letter to Dickinson to prevent her coming to Geneva. But Florence's plan could work.
âWhen she tells us that she's coming, then we'll go into detail.' Florence made it all sound so easy. Florence stumbled through no slough of despond.
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As it turned out, they needed no more plotting and deviousness.
Miss Dickinson wrote that she and the boy couldn't come to Geneva. She enclosed the silver plate, saying that she wanted it fixed under the seat out of sight.
Victoria wouldn't let her have the plate, saying that it had to go with the letter to Sir Eric's office.
Edith sickened every time she went illegally into Sir Eric's office but she went yet again and confiscated the plate and removed the letter from the file. The plate read, â
Beati Pacifici. Cadeau des orphelins de guerre
.' Edith was rather annoyed at Miss Dickinson for not including the names of the orphans who
had worked on the chair. She wrote what she prayed would be her last forged letter thanking Miss Dickinson for the plate and promising that it would be affixed âout of sight'.
She watched while the maintenance man put the plate under the chair.
One day Edith passed the Glass-room and saw a black man in robes of national dress, maybe a Liberian, seated in Miss Dickinson's chair presiding at a committee meeting and she smiled a complicated smile to herself, at the centre of which was wistful pleasure, despite all the tribulation to her spirit.
Privately she resolved never again to listen to Florence's advice, no matter how breathtakingly wily. Sadly, she had come to see how Florence's ways were not the ways of a diplomat but the errant ways of a misbehaving student. Mary McGeachy had used wiles as a way to get the League across but Florence was just bucking the system for its own sake. Florence sat in the bar and enjoyed watching others stick their necks out. At some point in the whole thing, Florence had also asked her to take some of Sir Eric's specially embossed notepaper so that she could write to her friends. Edith had said she would but purposefully hadn't taken the paper for Florence.
If she, Edith, were ever to be Secretary-General, she would be Secretary-General actually appointed by the Council and not Secretary-General by studentish subterfuge.
What did interest Edith about the whole business was that she now saw how others might use such stratagems within the organisation of the League, might pursue private policies by stealth, and how dangerous this would be. The League had passed a certain size and was now less and less overseen. That scared her. Or should it please her? Maybe it meant that the organisation itself was now more self-describing, rather than being defined, detail by detail, by Sir Eric, or the Council, or
the
haute direction
. However, when she came to a position of authority, she would watch for crafty people like Florence. And she would watch for impetuous, heart-led, young officers like herself with their noble private policies. She would appoint only those officers, who, if they did pursue private policies would by their natures pursue such policies, which, if ever exposed or articulated, would be found by analysis to be perfectly acceptable.
She would strive always to appoint such people, or to delegate in such a way that those people went on, uninstructed, unasked, to fill out the unpremeditated intention of the organisation, even if no one person could ever say what that intention was in all details. They would consummate the organisation, fill it out into an acceptable shape. Again, a shape which could not be foreseen in all detail or planned in all detail. She saw that the secret was in the appointment of people who had this happy implanted latency. One had to recognise this latency and know that it would eventually germinate and that it could be left unattended to elaborate into a flowering. Perhaps there had to be judicious and politic intervention by teaching and leadership, from the interplay of the office. She rated interplay in the office very highly now.
She believed herself to be an officer with happy latency.
She believed that Miss Dickinson's chair also had a happy latency. The Rule of Happy Latency in the choice of belongings. It was not only officers who had it, but objects â objects which could sponsor chains of other detail, chains of consequence which could only later be seen as positive or deleterious. Miss Dickinson's chair was positive and would proliferate into marvellous arrangements not yet imaginable. She now understood that. That the new Palais would grow out of Miss Dickinson's chair.
Edith was also exuberantly gratified that the Palais architectural jury decided in favour of M. Nenot, from Paris, and a M.
Flegenheimer, from Geneva, both reasonably classical in their style. M. Le Corbusier wrote a protest but to no avail.
Edith did not join in the heated discussions about the decision. She felt that for now, she'd done enough for the new Palais des Nations.
When Edith said she'd heard âlots of jazz', she meant on the gramophone and the wireless. She had not been to a performance of jazz, or a rendition, if rendition were the right word.
When Jeanne, her French friend from the office, asked her if she would like to âattend some jazz' she had thought first of gramophone records.
Jeanne exclaimed, âNo, no â Eddie South is coming â is coming here to play. Really! Eddie South!'
They'd all heard of Eddie South. âHere to Geneva?'
âNo, no, I mean to Paris.' Jeanne, a Parisian, sometimes forgot she was now working in Geneva, which was understandable, given that Jeanne worked for the Intellectual Cooperation section of the League in Geneva although, for all purposes, its central office seemed now to be in Paris. Regardless of the logistics, Jeanne had permanent discord of the head, body and soul though usually, at any one time, part of her was always in Paris. âReally, you must give me permission to contradict myself,' was one of Jeanne's most frequent sayings.
The jokes about the Intellectual section were unfair. According to Florence, the section's accounting was meticulous and they were good about returning files. It was true that they had more expert committees than any other section, but then, they were the section
for experts
. They had people like Professor Einstein. Although in her work Edith didn't have much to do
with the Intellectuals, apart from Jeanne, she had good feelings towards them.
âWe could voyage up to Paris. And then go
directement
to the Ad Lib Club,' said Jeanne, with conspiratorial anticipation.
There was no reason why, with a holiday and a week-end coming up, they shouldn't jump on the train up to Paris. Since arriving in Geneva Edith had not left it. It was as if she had to stay on call in case the world needed her. Staying on call, though, had meant that she went dining and to concerts of the Orchestre Romand and to motion pictures with Ambrose or Jeanne or Florence or fox hunting out at Veyrier with Major Buxton â twice â although on most nights she ate at her pension, sometimes reading a book at the table or writing in her journal as a way of keeping the other pension people away, but sometimes chatting with the other residents, and then after dinner if she didn't go into the lounge to chat or listen to the wireless with the other residents â she hated playing cards â she read alone in her room, listened to gramophone records, or got on with work she'd brought home with her. They'd been called back a few nights but never with the urgency or frequency that she'd expected. She was puzzled sometimes by how quickly within the workings of the League all great and urgent questions lost their urgency. It was, of course, that the League was able to subdue and refine crisis â able to turn a crisis into Roneoed pages of data and topics for colloquy, into things which could be unflappably administered, conciliated, the way a surgeon handled mutilation and serious injury.
She had also been straining. She'd been straining to become part of a lofty international community, a world of essentials and high procedure. So often she'd had to pretend to know what she was doing, while still learning, and to make it up as she went along because no one had done it before her, never in the history
of the human race. Cooper sometimes forgot that.
As Jeanne talked about going to Paris, she realised she was at last able to relax her grip and go. If the world needed her, it would know where to find her. She would take some leave in Paris. Also, everyone was saying there was not enough iodine in the air of Geneva at present.
âYes, Jeanne, we will go up to Paris. Let us flee â as the doctors are saying, there is not enough iodine in the air of Geneva.'
Jeanne said, âYou take a long time, Edith, to make up your mind on such a simple matter of going to Paris and going to a club to hear the black men play jazz. Eddie South and his Alabamians.'
She loved the way Jeanne said the word jazz â in Jeanne's mouth it was a word that promised every tantalisation. Edith hardly knew Paris at all, having spent only a couple of days there on her way to join the League. She certainly didn't know Jeanne's Paris. Or Ambrose's Paris of the Club des Cent. She knew the Paris of Flaubert and Balzac.
âI think that the League can now get along without me for a day or so. Should we make up a party?'
Jeanne agreed that a party would be chic.
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The Ad Lib Club was hot. Hot in the way that jazz people said hot, and also just hot.
Some of the music was familiar to her from records but the proximity to the musicians and patrons gave the music an almost insufferable closeness. At first she listened too hard and couldn't relax back in her chair. And she wasn't sure which one was Eddie South and had to ask. The jazz records heard in solitude had their own intensity but it could be controlled by tempering the
music with a personal mood, or by looking out the window, but here in the Ad Lib Club, she couldn't simply modulate the music with her mood because her mood was being intensified and churned by her friends and the strangers and the champagne and Paris and the hot club and the sight of the black musicians making their music. She could not do anything but allow herself to seethe pleasantly, although for brief moments now and then, she did return to a burning self-consciousness and withdrew and paused, for only a second, an observer of her own perspiring, delightfully nervous body.
Liverright, who was with Caroline Bailey, was joking about the smoke not all being from tobacco cigarettes which she took to mean that people were smoking hashish or whatever.
When he mentioned it they all chorused, âStamp it out,' and stamped their feet, a joke their gang had about the League's efforts with vice.
Liverright was from vice-ridden Vienna, and presumably knew about these things. Despite being a League officer, he kept attachments to Bohemia and carried on about âthe cult of the multiple-sensation', talked endlessly about Dada, and always wore red to display his politics, against the unwritten rules of the office. Tonight it was a handkerchief flowing from his dinner jacket pocket. But regardless of that he was very staunchly League. And Edith suspected that it was not so much that he was a socialist but that he chafed against rules.
A Negro woman vocalist was singing and as Edith listened something happened there at the Ad Lib Club which she could not have ever foreseen. All the rest â the atmosphere of the club, her churning aliveness â she could perhaps have imagined. But what she could never have imagined was the way the woman was singing, and how the singing reached into her.
She was hearing something she had never heard before.
Although she must have âheard' it on records, she now heard for the first time the way the Negro woman used her voice, a rhythmic use of syllables. It was the voice trying to say something which was beyond words. A sort of warbling. The woman was not singing words at all. She was singing sounds in between the music and words of the song.
Edith was transfixed by the singer's way of playing with her voice. Edith felt very certainly that this âhearing' she was experiencing was revelation. She pulled at Jeanne's arm.
âJeanne, what is that â the way they sing without words?'
Jeanne shrugged. Jeanne was moving her whole body to the music, away somewhere else. Maybe Jeanne's body was there but her mind wasn't anywhere near by, and even her body looked as if it might be about to leave her too, and writhe away across the club.
Edith asked Ambrose. Ambrose didn't know. âHumming?' he said.
âIt's more than humming!'
She became impatient to know.
In the break, she said, âIt seems to me to be the most interesting thing this whole evening,' more loudly than she expected, âthe way the Negro woman used her voice â like another language.'
The others did not want to talk â they were letting the atmosphere and the champagne overtake them. But she always had trouble getting conversational attention in café groups like this and trouble holding it as well. She thought it had to do with the lightness of her voice, or the Australian accent.
Caroline Bailey had obviously heard what she'd said, and she just rolled her eyes. There had been a long discussion about whether Caroline should ever have been asked to come on this Paris trip. She was rumoured to be writing a novel about the
League. If Florence hadn't been sick with influenza, almost certainly Caroline would not have been asked.
âI need to know,' she said. âI want to know what it's called.'
âWhat does it matter?' Ambrose said, touching her hand.
Liverright said, âCall it bel canto.'
It was not bel canto and she did not want to be calmed by Ambrose. Or have Caroline Bailey roll her eyes.
She wanted to be answered. Though maybe it had to do with bel canto.
âDoesn't anyone know?' she almost shouted, bringing their attention to her. Edith glanced hopefully at Liverright, but he had little attention left to pay.
Victoria wanted to help, but could only say, âI will admit that it's uncanny, but I'm no use. I don't particularly listen to the music, I watch the musicians more â even in symphony orchestras there's something to see.'
Liverright had another stab at it. âThe cello, you know, has the exact range of the human voice. Basso profundo to soprano. I always think of it as the most human of instruments. And Honegger did do a train in
Pacifique deux cent trente-et-un
.'
âI'll tell you what it is, Edith,' said Caroline in her droll voice, âit's called voodoo music, that's their word for it.'
âI could use some voodoo in my life,' said Victoria, wistfully.
Liverright pushed the champagne bottle over towards her. âHave some,' he said.
The orchestra began again.
âGo and ask,' Edith said to Ambrose.
âI can't just go over and talk to them.'
âWhy not? I want you to.'
âWell, they look rather unapproachable.'
She looked across at the black musicians in their bow ties and jackets. One wore a bowler hat. She saw what he meant.
âDon't be ridiculous. You're a diplomat. You're supposed to be able to approach anyone.'
âI'm not sure
that's
part of the job. And Negroid musicians aren't, as far as I recall, referred to in Satow.' Ambrose looked apprehensively at the Negro orchestra. âAnd if I'm wrong, Edith, don't correct me.'
âAmbrose, please?'
At the conclusion of the next set of music, Ambrose reluctantly stood up, took courage from a draught of champagne and moved towards the orchestra. The orchestra had finished playing for now and were chatting among themselves, blowing out their instruments.
On his way, she saw Ambrose go to the cloakroom girl and buy a packet of cigarettes. As he walked towards the orchestra, he opened the packet and then clambered up on to the stage and offered cigarettes, firstly to the woman singer and then to the others, smiling in his nervous, winning, English way, and gesturing back to their table. The cigarettes were a brilliant move. The orchestra all took cigarettes.
Edith saw then that Ambrose gave Eddie South the whole packet, perhaps to be shared among the orchestra. Edith looked away. That was wrong, wrong, wrong. Giving them the whole packet was colonialist.
When she looked back, she saw that Eddie South was sharing out the remaining cigarettes. Ambrose then talked to one of them â not Eddie South, but the black man in the bowler hat, who listened and then looked across to where she was sitting and looked straight at her, causing her to smile at him in a fuzzy way. The black man put his instrument into its case, stood up, and together with Ambrose, clambered off the stage and began to walk back to the table.
That was not necessary. It wasn't necessary to bring the
black man in the bowler hat to the table but the idea of meeting one of them made her uneasily excited. Ambrose introduced the black musician as Jerome and looked pleased with himself for having captured such a trophy.
Jerome said, âI am a supporter of you all â deeply in my heart, I support your work at the League of Nations.'
The table became enlivened, and even Liverright rallied, saying that he was both âhonoured and syncopated', before drifting off again into the alcoholic background. They had the waiter bring another glass and gave Jerome some champagne.
There was no spare chair in the club so Ambrose made Jerome sit in his chair next to Edith while he crouched on the other side of her. Ambrose prompted her, âAsk Jerome your question, Edith.'
Edith stared at the man. It was the closest she had ever been to a Negro. He was different from Arun Joshi. Quite different. She remembered an experiment the physiology class had done with black skin where they tried to extract melanin pigment from it without success. The conclusion was the melanin was stable and insoluble. She guessed that they could have asked a black whether it ever washed off. Edith asked her question but found she had another difficulty; while waiting for him to reply, she realised her eyes had come to rest on the black man's lap. Good Lord, she thought, I'm becoming entranced. But it had also to do with where Ambrose was crouching. That sort of talk among women about jazz men and Negroes was drivel.
âWhat you have been commenting on is called scat singing,' Jerome said, smiling.
Edith forced her eyes up from below the table. Why hadn't Ambrose brought back the woman singer instead of this formidable man? She felt shaky. It was the Reaction, Negromania, which she considered all bosh. She tried to bring herself together.
âScat singing?' she said, her voice unreliably off-key.
âYes, scat singing. Maisy is a fine scat singer.'
Edith couldn't quite believe that it was called scat singing. At university, they'd collected scats on field trips. Why did they call this âscat singing'? Scats were the droppings of animals. She couldn't quite ask that question, just yet. The situation was becoming an immensely hot confusion, with this talk of scats, and the Negro man's sweaty, sultry smell and smile rolling over to her, lapping her face. The sultry smell she knew was typical of the Negro, and came from a special glandular condition. His fingernails were manicured. She felt entranced by their white moons. She tried to keep her gaze above the table top.