Authors: John Scalzi
Unless.
“Come on, come
on,
” Holloway said, still peering through his binoculars. He was waiting for the haze to settle enough to make out details.
The communication circuit on Holloway’s infopanel fired up, showing the ID of Chad Bourne, Holloway’s ZaraCorp contractor rep. Holloway swore and slapped the
AUDIO ONLY
option.
“Hi, Chad,” he said, and put the binoculars back to his eyes.
“Jack, the geeks in the data room tell me there’s something really screwy with your feeds,” Bourne said. “They say everything was coming in clear and then it was like someone turned the feeds up to eleven.” Chad Bourne’s voice came in crystal clear and enveloping, thanks to the skimmer’s one true indulgence: a spectacular sound system. Holloway had it installed when he realized he’d be spending almost all his working life in the skimmer. It was a wonder in many ways, but it didn’t make Bourne sound any less adenoidal.
“Huh,” Holloway said.
“They say it’s the sort of thing you see when there’s an earthquake. Or a maybe a rock slide,” Bourne said.
“Now that you mention it, I think I felt an earthquake,” Holloway said.
“Really,” Bourne said.
“Yes,” Holloway said. “Just before it happened, Carl was acting all strange. They say animals are always the first to know about these things.”
“So the fact that the data geeks just told me there was absolutely no seismic event of any magnitude in your part of the continent doesn’t bother you any,” Bourne said.
“Who are you going to believe,” Holloway said. “I’m here. They’re there.”
“They’re here with roughly twenty-five million credits’ worth of equipment,” Bourne said. “You’ve got an infopanel and a history of bad surveying practices.”
“
Alleged
bad surveying practices,” Holloway said.
“Jack, you let your dog blow shit up,” Bourne said.
“I do not,” Holloway said. The dust at the cliff wall had finally begun to clear. “That’s just a rumor.”
“We have an eyewitness,” Bourne said.
“She’s unreliable,” Holloway said.
“She’s a trusted employee,” Bourne said. “Unlike some people I could name.”
“She had a personal agenda,” Holloway said. “Trust me.”
“Well, that’s just the thing, isn’t it, Jack?” Bourne said. “You have to earn that trust. And right now, you’ve got not so much of it with me. But I’ll tell you what. I have a surveying satellite that’s coming up over the horizon in about six minutes. When it gets there, I’m going to have it look at that cliff wall you probably just blew up. If it looks like it’s supposed to, then the next time you get into Aubreytown, I’ll buy you a steak at Ruby’s and apologize. But if it looks like I know it’s going to look like, I’m going to revoke your contract and send some security agents to bring you in. And not the ones you go drinking with, Jack. The ones who
don’t
like you. I know, I’ll send Joe DeLise. He’ll be delighted to see you.”
“Good luck getting him off his barstool,” Holloway said.
“For you, I think he’d do it,” Bourne said. “What do you think about that?”
Holloway didn’t respond. He’d stopped listening several seconds earlier, because in his binoculars was a thin stratum of rock, sandwiched between two much larger striations. The stratum he was focused on was dark as coal.
And sparkled.
“Yes,”
Holloway said.
“Yes, what?” Bourne said. “Jack, are you even listening to what I’m telling you?”
“Sorry, Chad, you’re breaking up,” Holloway said. “Interference. Sunspots.”
“Jesus, Jack, you’re not even
trying
anymore,” Bourne said. “Enjoy your next five minutes. I’ve already called up your contract on my infopanel. As soon as I get that satellite image, I’m pressing the delete button.” Bourne broke contact.
Holloway looked over at Carl and picked up the detonator panel. “Crate,” he said to the dog. Carl barked, picked up his bone, and headed for his crate, which would immobilize him in case of a skimmer crash. Holloway dropped the detonator into the storage bin, secured his infopanel, and strapped himself into his chair.
“Come on, Carl,” he said, and goosed the skimmer forward. “We’ve got five minutes to keep ourselves from getting kicked off the planet.”
Chapter Two
Five minutes thirty seconds later Holloway slapped open the communication circuit on his infopanel, sound only. “I suppose you’re going to tell me my contract is deleted,” he said to Bourne.
“It is so very deleted,” Bourne said. “And I’m keying in the security retrieval order right now. Just stay where you are and someone will be along to pick you up in about an hour. They’ll take you directly to the beanstalk. Pack light.”
“No chance I can convince you otherwise,” Holloway said.
“No way,” Bourne said. “I’ve got six dozen contractors I supervise, Jack. Six dozen. Not one of them is as much of a pain in my ass as you are. I’m about to make my life that much easier.”
“You’re sure your satellite image is showing you what you need to see?” Holloway asked.
“The satellite takes images at a centimeter resolution, Jack,” Bourne said. “Live images. I am at this very moment staring at the cliff wall you just blew up, and seeing you and your dog sitting on a ledge that up until a few moments ago was
inside
the cliff. Say hello to Carl for me.”
Holloway turned to Carl. “Chad says hello.” Carl blinked and lay down to rest.
“Carl’s a nice dog,” Bourne said. “Too bad he’s yours.”
“That’s been noted before,” Holloway said. “Chad, if the satellite can resolve to a centimeter, you should look at my hand.”
“You’re giving me the middle finger,” Bourne said, after a second. “Nice. Have you always been twelve years old, or is this new?”
“Glad you noticed, but not that hand,” Holloway said. “The other hand.”
There was a moment’s pause. Then, “Bullshit,” said Bourne.
“No,” Holloway said. “Sunstone.”
“Bullshit!” Bourne said again.
“Big one, too,” Holloway said. “This one’s the size of the proverbial baby’s fist. And there are three more just this big here on this ledge with me. I pulled them out of the seam like they were apples off a tree. This was the original jellyfish burial ground, my friend.”
“Infopanel,” Bourne said. “High-resolution imager. Now.”
Holloway smiled and reached for his infopanel.
Zara XXIII was in most respects an unremarkable Class III planet: roughly Earth sized, roughly Earth mass, winging around its star in the “Goldilocks zone” that made liquid water possible and life therefore an inevitability. It lacked native sentient life, but most Class III planets did, otherwise they’d be Class IIIa and ZaraCorp’s E & E charter would be void, the planet and its resources held in trust for the thinking creatures who lived on it. Because Zara XXIII lacked creatures with forebrains (or the forebrain equivalent), however, ZaraCorp was free to explore and exploit it, mining the metals and plunging depths for the petroleum that humans had long ago exhausted on their own world.
But for all that Zara XXIII was mostly unremarkable, it stood out from all the other ZaraCorp planets in one way: 100 million years previously, its oceans were dominated by an immense jellyfish-like creature that survived on algae and diatoms that themselves fed on the unusually mineral-rich waters of Zara XXIII’s seas. When these jellyfish died, their fragile corpses sank downward into the oxygen-starved depths, covering the ocean floors in places for kilometers. These corpses were eventually covered in silt and mud, and in the course of time, weight and pressure compressed and transformed the jellyfish into something else.
They became sunstones: opal-like stones that did not just catch the light like filigreed fire but were in fact thermoluminescent. The body heat of someone wearing a stone was enough to make it glow from within. Not the garish glow of a light stick at a dance party or a glow-in-the-dark mood ring you’d give your kid, but a subtle and elegant incandescence that warmed skin tones and flattered the wearer. Because every person’s skin temperature was ever so slightly different, even the same sunstone looked different on another person. It was the ultimate personalized gemstone.
ZaraCorp discovered them while excavating what it hoped was a coal seam and decided the funny rocks kicking up in the hopper were more promising than the coal. Since then the corporation had taken the lessons of the old diamond cartels to heart, positioning sunstones as the rarest of all possible gems: found only on one planet, strictly limited and therefore fetching the highest possible prices. The sunstone Holloway held in his hand was worth roughly nine months of income. Cut and shaped, it would be worth more than he’d likely make in three years as a contract surveyor.
Which he no longer was.
“Holy cow,” Bourne said, glancing at the sunstone through the infopanel’s camera. “That thing’s like a jawbreaker.”
“It sure is,” Holloway said. “I could retire on this baby, and on the other sunstones I picked out of the seam here. And I guess I will, since now I own them and the entire seam.”
“What?” Bourne said. “Jack, being out in the sun has made you delirious. You don’t own a damn thing here.”
“Sure I do,” Holloway said. “You deleted my contract, remember? That makes me an independent prospector, not a contract prospector. As an independent prospector, anything I find is mine, and any seam I chart I have the right to exploit. That’s basic Colonial Authority E and E case law.
Butters versus Wayland
, to be specific.”
“Oh, come off it, Jack,” Bourne said. “You know ZaraCorp doesn’t allow independent prospectors on planet.”
“I wasn’t one when I came on planet,” Holloway said. “You just made me one.”
“And besides which, ZaraCorp owns this entire planet,” Bourne said.
“No,” Jack said. “ZaraCorp has an exclusive Explore and Exploit charter for the planet, granted by the Colonial Authority. De facto, ZaraCorp runs the planet. De jure, it’s Colonial Authority territory.”
“Are you having a problem with the word
exclusive
?” Bourne said. “An
exclusive
E and E charter means only ZaraCorp is allowed to explore and exploit.”
“No,” Holloway said. “It just means ZaraCorp is the exclusive
corporate
entity allowed on the planet. Single individuals are allowed E and E rights on any Class Three planet, so long as they conform to CEPA guidelines and allow chartered corporate entities right of first refusal on purchase of their prospected materials.
Buchheit versus Zarathustra Corporation
.”
“You’re pulling these so-called cases right out of your ass, Jack,” Bourne said.
“They’re real, all right,” Holloway said. “Go ahead and look them up. I was a lawyer in my past life, you know.”
Bourne’s snort came loud and clear through the infopanel. “Yeah, and you were
disbarred,
” he said.
“Not because I didn’t know the law,” Holloway said. Which was true, as far as it went.
“It’s all immaterial anyway, because when you surveyed the seam, you were working for ZaraCorp,” Bourne said. “I deleted your contract afterwards. Therefore discovery of the seam and the fruits of that discovery belong to us.”
“They might, if I had used ZaraCorp equipment to do the survey,” Holloway said. “But in fact, I used my own equipment, which I bought and paid for, as specified in that contract you deleted. Since I used my own equipment, legally the right to the find vested back to me when you dropped me.
Levensohn versus Hildebrand
.”
“Bullshit,” Bourne said.
“Look it up,” Holloway said. Actually, he hoped Bourne wouldn’t look it up; unlike the other two cases he quoted, he’d made up
Levensohn v. Hildebrand
on the spot. He was about to get kicked off planet anyway. It was worth a shot.
“I
am
going to look it up,” Bourne said. “Trust me.”
“Good,” Holloway said. “Do that. And while you’re doing that, I’m going to get busy excavating this seam. And when your security goons show up and try to roust me from my seam, I’ll be absolutely delighted, because then I can sue them, you and ZaraCorp under
Greene versus Winston
.”
Holloway couldn’t see it, but he knew Bourne had stiffened in his chair.
Greene v. Winston
were fighting words at ZaraCorp because, among other things, the decision had sent Wheaton Aubrey V, ZaraCorp’s previous Chairman and CEO, to San Quentin for seven years.
“
Greene
was overturned, you hack,” Bourne said, tightly.
“No,” Holloway said. “A narrow and limited exception was carved out of
Greene
in
Mieville versus Martin
. That exception doesn’t apply here.”
“The hell it doesn’t,” Bourne said.
“Well, I guess we’ll find out,” Holloway said. “It’ll probably take years to work through the courts, though, and ZaraCorp will get all sorts of bad publicity while it does. We all remember what happened the last time. Also, just so you know, I’ve been recording this little conversation of ours. Just in case you get it into your head to suggest to DeLise and his security goons that they should toss me off this ledge when they find me.”
“I resent that implication,” Bourne said.
“I’m glad to hear that, Chad,” Holloway said. “But I’d rather be safe than sorry.”
Bourne sighed. “Fine, Jack,” he said. “You win. Your contract is undeleted. Happy?”
“Not in the least,” Holloway said. “If you deleted the old contract, then I have the right to negotiate a new contract.”
“You get the standard contract just like everyone else,” Bourne said.
“You talk as if I’m not standing next to a billion-credit sunstone seam, Chad,” Holloway said. “Which I
own
.”
“I hate you,” Bourne said.
“Don’t blame me,” Holloway said. “You’re the one who deleted my contract. But my demands are simple. First, I don’t want to be fined for this cliff collapse. It was an accident, and I know when you sift the data you’ll see that for yourself.”
“Fine,” Bourne said. “Done.”