Read First-Degree Fudge: A Fudge Shop Mystery Online
Authors: Christine DeSmet
“At the moment, no.”
It was a huge thing for Jordy to admit defeat. I felt sorry for him. But not too sorry. I was still scared that I was a silver bracelet away from being hauled off to jail. How had my fudge ended up with Conrad Webb? There was also Gilpa being under suspicion for stealing Rainetta’s necklace and diamonds. And unfortunately, I’d hidden those things on his boat, so now we could easily be accused of smuggling them out to other boats on Lake Michigan. I could see that some high-powered New York attorney wouldn’t have much to do to blame us and get a murderer off scot-free. Destiny Hubbard wouldn’t have a chance. She was smart, but inexperienced.
As I watched Jordy stir the creamy confection goo over the heat, I asked, “Did you find any more diamonds at the Blue Heron Inn this morning?”
“Not a damn one,” he said.
What had happened to those diamonds Pauline and I had hidden in Jeremy’s room? Maybe Pauline hid them too well. I hadn’t even thought to ask her where she’d hidden them. Or had Jeremy or somebody else found them already and taken them off the property? That could be, but where? I promised myself to inspect every inch of my entire shop again soon.
“Moose said he thought the Coast Guard was inspecting boats for stolen goods. Do you know what that’s about?”
Jordy stopped stirring. “Our office is working with them, yes. And, yes, we’re wondering if there’s more than just the smuggling of diamonds going on. Don’t tell the media.”
My heartbeat sped up. “So it’s true. You’re looking for pirates.”
“I wouldn’t say that.” He took off his apron and handed it to me.
I laid the apron on the counter, and with my throat so dry, I could hardly swallow, I ventured into treacherous waters. “Pauline Mertens and I saw the Earlywines the other day with a pouch of diamonds.”
That made him pause in his step and put on his official hat. “A pouch? Full of diamonds?”
“Yes. I have to assume they stole them or got handed them by somebody at the inn. I thought at first they stole them from Rainetta Johnson, but I’m not sure anymore. I don’t think Rainetta knew that this was all swirling around her.”
“What about her manager?”
“Jordy, there’s a possibility he was behind it all. Rainetta’s Q Score in Hollywood tanked a long time ago, so maybe he wasn’t doing well financially. He also likely knew about the family feud over the diamonds.”
“And how did you know about her connection to that feud? How’d you know she was part of that family?”
“Jeremy Stone.”
“I’ll have another talk with him.”
I ached to suggest that Jordy inspect Jeremy’s room for hidden diamonds, but something stopped me. I guessed it was trust. I trusted Jeremy Stone to have told me the truth. I couldn’t blow that trust and get him arrested, even if I didn’t like the guy. Besides, with my luck Pauline would confess and point the finger at me and I’d be behind bars in the blink of an eye.
I had a bigger challenge in front of me. What flavor of fudge would entice men back to the bait shop? Jordy said dirt and grease would work. All of us ate a certain amount of “grease” or cooking oil when we enjoyed our fried cheese curds, but cooking oil didn’t belong in fudge. As for dirt, I’d just read a foodie blog about Europeans and Japanese chefs putting dirt in their dishes. But I wasn’t about to toss some of our Door County sand and clay into my fudge. But as I stirred the bubbling ingredients with the wooden ladle while staring at the bobbers, bait, and snacks over on Gilpa’s side of the shop, ideas began to pop into my head.
I
started a second batch of fudge, this one with extra-dark Belgian chocolate. Now I had a white batch with vanilla but no cherries cooling in one copper kettle and the boiler cooking up a dark batch. I realized I needed somebody to whip the fudge mixture in the copper kettles. My wrist still wasn’t up to the task. I hadn’t heard from Sam yet, or Cody, and I didn’t dare call. I knew I’d hear any bad news soon enough. With the sheriff just up the hill at the Blue Heron Inn, the bad news was bound to run down the hill, inundating me again like a flooding river.
I tromped down the pier to
Sophie’s Journey
. Gilpa was covered in oil again, and even worse, so was Harbor. The once cinnamon-colored, curly dog now looked like he’d been used to clean out a chimney.
“Gilpa, what in the world happened?”
“I had a bucket of rusty bolts sitting in a can of oil, and he tripped over it. And then he rolled in it before I could stop him.”
“I’m sorry. I’m sure he’ll be back with his owner within the day.” I called the animal shelter on the spot to report our odd dog. Then I got back to business. “I was wondering if you could help me whip the fudge, but I can see that’s a bad idea at the moment.”
“Why not ask your grandma?”
“Her leg won’t let her stand.”
“Perch her on a tall stool. She’s bored watching all that TV. She told me, too, she didn’t much like her church-lady friends taking over your store like they did. She didn’t mean for that to happen.”
“I know. But that was my fault. I’m in charge now. Because of Grandma.” The memory of her lecture made me feel taller and prouder. “I’ll go ask her right now if she’ll come over.”
Grandma Sophie acted like I’d just given her the biggest honor in her life. I helped her hobble on her crutches across the street, then mince her way over the threshold of the back door. She hobbled with my help to the front shop area, where she took over stirring bubbling dark chocolate that was about ready to whip in the copper kettles. She smiled as she sniffed approval. “The cows are being fed good hay. That fudge smells like the clover and alfalfa blossoms in the cream.”
“Ah, just like we’re making fine wine,” I said. “The wasps and flowers imbue the Door County grapes with unique flavors of our region.”
“And the Oosterling cows and the Oosterling hay made on our Door County land make the best fudge anywhere. Just like grass-fed cows makes the best cheese. What’s in the earth ends up in your fudge.”
“We should be able to taste the minerals from the soil that grows the alfalfa that the cows eat and turn into the rich milk that makes my fudge.”
She laughed. “And if we can taste the soil of Door County, then we can taste the rain that leeched through the dirt and was sucked up by the alfalfa to make the blossoms that the cows ate to make the cream that’s in this batch of fudge.” She pointed down at the batch of hot, dark, creamy chocolate fudge steaming in the boiler.
Grandma and I loved these nature games. She was scientifically minded like I was.
“Food fit for finicky fairies,” I said, doing my Pauline Mertens impression.
As I crossed over to Gilpa’s aisles in search of the one tall stool we owned so that Grandma could sit on a perch, I said, “Jordy was here earlier, and he said that I should have dirt as a fudge flavor. He said I’d get men buying fudge with that.”
“Of course, nobody would actually eat dirt.”
“Some chefs have tried it.”
Her eyebrows rose.
I laughed. “It’s true! Don’t worry. No dirt in my fudge.” I dragged the tall stool next to a copper kettle.
Grandma said, “Dirt holds its own secret codes. You can think up your own secret code of men, with something other than dirt. Let’s think about what men love to eat and drink. Some flavor has to pop into our heads for your fudge.”
A secret code.
The phrase sparked an idea about the murder. I had to catch up with Jordy Tollefson and Jeremy Stone. The reason all the guests at the inn seemed to be involved with the diamonds was probably that they were. They all shared some secret. I was taking a chance by tipping my hand with a reporter like Jeremy Stone, but I had to try. The answer to who committed the murder lurked at the outer edges of my brain, like the fog off Lake Michigan rolling in and hanging around at the docks but not quite reaching my fudge shop door.
“Grandma, I have to go up to the inn right away and see Jordy.”
I helped Grandma pour the mixture into the kettle for cooling. She had two kettles to tend now, one with white chocolate and the other with dark. I figured if nothing turned into fudge, I’d take it up to the Luscious Ladle and Laura could use it for topping on a cake. I gave Grandma the long-handled, stainless-steel spatula and the walnut one, with directions about how to use them.
She asked, “But what new kind of fudge flavor am I making?”
I looked around the bait shop area. Crazy ideas came to my brain, and I didn’t even stop to analyze my science. I scribbled some quick instructions on a piece of paper. “Here’s our next flavor. It’s the secret code of men, Grandma, and we’ll also make another flavor that’s the secret code flavor for little boys.”
She squinted at my hasty diagram. “Oh my, this is over the top. You sure you want to try this with fudge?”
“Grandma, if that doesn’t attract men, nothing will.”
Then I took off, my head swirling with clues going back to the party on Sunday.
I was huffing and puffing by the time I travailed the steep grade to the Blue Heron Inn. The Reeds’ arguing drifted to the outdoors. I didn’t bother knocking or ringing the bell. I walked in to find the husband and wife practically stalking each other, barely missing the Steuben glass pieces. Other guests were in the front hall, too.
Boyd Earlywine halted when he saw me. He had a beer in hand. “You! You and that sheriff are keeping us hostage in this miserable house. I want to go home. I can’t believe you almost killed a man this afternoon.” He guzzled his beer as he trooped up the blue stairs.
John Schultz trotted out next from the dining room, carrying a beer. “I need to get back to Milwaukee by tomorrow for a convention.”
They must have drank all of Izzy’s wine by now and had moved on to any beer she had in her refrigerator. I pleaded, “What am I supposed to do about any of your lives?”
“Stop making fudge!” Hannah Reed said.
John said, “I heard they found more fudge killed the guy. The same fudge that was here on Sunday, so now we’re in lockdown again while they look for more hot pink fudge.”
I could see why Isabelle was going out of her mind with these people. I said to John, “I doubt you have to be anywhere by tomorrow. You’re probably lying about having any job, just like you lied about being out on the boat with my grandfather on Sunday.”
He sputtered beer off his lips.
“Yes,” I said, punctuating my words by stabbing his chest with my index finger, “you’re a big fat liar. How dare you? My friend even likes you.”
“She does? I can offer her discount tickets to the Brewers games.”
“Oh, stop it, you big fake. You’re no travel agent or tour guide. You just say that so you can get into places for free. Shame on you.” I stepped around him and marched up the stairs.
The Earlywines were in their room talking loudly again. I was tempted to stop and listen, but moved on down the hall. The sheriff was inside Jeremy Stone’s room with Jeremy and Isabelle, the door ajar. I stepped inside, then closed the door. “They’re all in it together. Maybe you’re in it with them, Jeremy. Are you? They’re splitting up the diamonds so none of them are caught with the whole treasure chest.”
“Slow down,” Jordy said, rising to offer his space on this end of the love seat.
Isabelle was looking up in wide-eyed wonder at me from the other end of the love seat. I sat down in Jordy’s spot. My body hummed with nervous energy. My theory could solve the case. I hoped.
Jordy stood between the couches, his arms crossed. “Now what’s got your undies in a bunch?”
“Jordy, you’re letting them all get away with murder. I think they know who did it, but aren’t saying because they’re all packing diamonds to take home.”
“We haven’t found any on them,” he said.
“Not yet. Because mostly you’ve found them hidden in my shop or in my fudge.” I ached to ask where the diamonds were in this room to prove my theory. I gave Jeremy a stern look that made his crooked nose twitch. I couldn’t tell if he was only nervous or guilty. I forced myself to still trust him, so I didn’t say a word. Instead, I said to Jordy, “You’ve hauled in me and my grandfather for the crimes, and my employee, Cody, but you haven’t arrested any of these yahoos. If you arrest any of them, they’ll start spilling one another’s secrets.”
“Tattle on one another?” Jordy asked, crossing his arms while blocking the door.
“Exactly,” I said. “They’re on the verge of doing it now. The other day I overheard the Earlywines say they came here for something valuable. They’re professors who should still be teaching. The semester isn’t over, so isn’t it odd they drove up from Madison to come here? And the Reeds came all the way from New York before the tourist season opens, when it’s still chilly. Even Taylor Chin-Chavez is a mystery, but we know she could probably use some money. We don’t know her exact connection to the rest of them, but if you arrested her, I suspect she’d begin to spill her secrets, too.”
“Arrest them all? You seem to have forgotten that I need cause to do that. I can’t just arrest people.”
“I’m the one who had diamonds put in my fudge. Somebody wants to pin this on me. No, all of them want to do that. It’s a true conspiracy, Jordy.”
“This isn’t your television show where we can just make up things as we go along.”
Now, that made me really mad. “Writing a TV script takes weeks of hard work. You have to gather the ideas together in the staff room, toss them into the middle of the table, then cook up the outline. From there, you stir, revise, see if it’s tasty, revise again, and then make sure the story and dialogue pass muster with the actors.”
“So writing for TV is like making your Fairy Tale Fudge,” Jordy said with a sigh. “And speaking of actors, Rainetta and her manager weren’t pleased with your fudge. You’re still not entirely cleared of suspicion by the DA. We found your fingerprints all over Rainetta’s room, a note card from you to her, and six messages on her phone from you practically begging her to invest in your fudge. Something about her helping you promote your fudge for the swag bags?”
My stomach acid did a big flip-flop. “Those are the gift bags given to all the nominees at the Oscars and Emmy Awards.”
“I know that. I’m not an idiot. My point is that you have a lot of interest in this woman who’s dead. Why were you in her room, as in all over it with your fingers? And did you meet up with the manager at the mansion, too? I heard you were over there. We’ll likely find your fingerprints all over that place as well. This is beginning to look more than circumstantial.”
My blood pressure was zooming. Jordy had turned on me.
I explained, “I did sneak into her room a couple of times.” I gave a sheepish look at Isabelle. “Sorry, Izzy, but I snuck in on Friday night and left the note in Rainetta’s room when you were at the fish boil. And I looked around again after she was murdered because I wanted to help solve this fast because it marred our reputations.”
I pleaded with Jordy, “But that’s all it was, me trying to help you. I didn’t want to go to jail. I didn’t murder anybody. Trust me. And how can I possibly trust you when you sneak things out of my kitchen. What did you find, Jordy?”
His face burned red. “Nothing.”
“You took something.”
“Your measuring spoon set. My deputy missed it. I’m having it tested and fingerprinted.”
“Tested? Fingerprinted? Why? You think I used it to spoon poison into my fudge?”
“It’s a common tool used to measure all kinds of things, from illegal drugs to diamonds. Somebody could’ve used it recently for all sorts of things.”
“Somebody like the crazies staying in Izzy’s inn.”
Izzy held up a hand. “I like her notion of them all being in cahoots.”
Jeremy leaned forward. “Arrest everybody? Clean out the inn? Can I get the exclusive on this?”
Izzy said, “If you arrest them all at once, they’d clam up with their lawyers. What if you could take all of them out for a boat tour together? They could relax, start talking about things, maybe divulge a secret or two, and they can’t get away unless they fall overboard and drown.”
I blinked at her perfect solution. “Pauline and I will go along to stir things up.”
“You’re damn good at that,” Jordy said, again niggling my blood pressure. He opened the door, ready to leave. “I’d advise you to stop interfering, Ava, in this investigation. Putting yourself in the middle of Lake Michigan with a bunch of possible suspects could get you into more trouble than you already have.”
He closed the door behind him with a loud
thunk
to punctuate his words.
Jeremy, Izzy, and I glanced at one another.
Izzy said, “The idea of getting out for some fresh air on Lake Michigan sounds good, no matter what the real purpose.”
“Relaxing is the real purpose,” I said. “At least the one we’ll tell them. Jeremy can take notes.”