Fiddle Game
Fiddle Game
Copyright © 2008 by Richard A. Thompson
First U.S. Edition 2008
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 2007935666
ISBN: 978-1-59058-455-2 Hardcover
ISBN: 978-1-61595-216-8 Epub
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Contents
In real life as much as in fiction, the hero’s journey is never accomplished without a host of seen and unseen helping hands. In my own journey from construction engineer to author, I have been helped enormously by the following fine people:
Ginny Hansen, who gave me the first encouragement;
Blaine Cross, who gave me the first validation;
Ellen Hart, who gave me the tool kit;
The members, past and present, of the brave little writers’ group known as Murder Ink, who gave invaluable feedback and priceless ongoing fanfare—Peter Farley, Phil Finklestein, Margaret Milne, Elizabeth Ravden, Virginia Scheff, and Ingrid Trausch;
My wonderful Canadian friends, Lyn Hamilton and Mary Jane Maffini, who first made me feel welcome in the broader community of professional authors;
My untiring fellow traveler, Margaret Yang, the Bard of Ann Arbor;
And finally, Roger Baldwin, wherever he may be, who gave me a love of the lore of stringed musical instruments that has lasted over 45 years.
Thanks doesn’t begin to cover it.
Residents of the city of Saint Paul will be quick to point out that I have taken enormous liberties with its geography. Some of the sites and images I have used are real, or were in 1996, but are not quite in their proper location or time frame. Others, such as Lefty’s Poolhall and the Happy Dragon, are purely from the back side of my mind and have never existed in the real world at all. Still others are composites of the real and the fanciful. For this, I make no apology. The story has its needs and so do I. The flavor and aura of Saint Paul, I believe, are occasionally correct, but for all other purposes, it would be best to regard the Saint Paul of this story as completely fictitious.
With the characters and events of the story, there is no such ambiguity. They are entirely the products of my imagination, and any resemblance to anyone or anything in the real world is purely coincidental.
Waiting for the Dough
On the day of the first killing, it rained. Not an easy rain, but the kind of endless, pounding deluge that makes people wonder if they really did throw out that old boat catalog, and if not, whether it listed any arks. Personally, I gave up looking for arks a long time ago, the wooden ones or any other kind. I like the rain. Agnes, my secretary, says that’s just perversity, liking anything that puts other people in a bad mood, but she isn’t always right. Not always. On that particular wet day in 1996, nobody was right.
I looked out the streaked glass of my single storefront window, past the neon sign that says “24-Hour Service” backwards, and assessed the prospects of a flash flood.
You can tell a lot about a city by what’s in its old, core downtown. Across the street from me is an old time resident hotel, long ago gone to seed. There used to be a nightclub on the ground floor under it, but that’s been boarded up and closed for longer than anybody remembers. Farther down is a place called Pawn USA, a hole-in-the wall deli, and a pornographic book store. They’ve all been around long enough to be landmarks. The pawn shop, run by a sometime friend of mine named Nickel Pete Carchetti, just expanded and got its trendy new name, which I suspect came from the title of a textbook on modern economics. Farther down the street lie a Dunn Brothers coffee shop, an upscale tattoo parlor, and a manicure emporium called Big City Nails. Kitty-corner across from me stands the newly renovated Courthouse, taking up a whole square block, and behind it, connected to it by tunnel, is the County Jail. The long fingernails, tribal markings, and chi-chi coffee are current hot-ticket items, but I don’t expect them to last. The trendy shops come and go. Here in St. Paul, Minnesota, the capitol of Midwest niceness, the only really solid growth industries we have are government and crime.
Strangely enough, the cops don’t have a building in downtown proper, merely one on the fringe of it, though they definitely have a street presence. Maybe that’s the way it should be, since they are really just the gatekeepers to the criminal justice system. And if that’s the case, then I’m the man in the tollbooth. My name is Herman Jackson, and I’m a bail bondsman.
Behind me, Agnes sat at her PC clattering keys sporadically. I could tell by the rhythm that it wasn’t work-related, but since she is my chief office organizer, accountant, PR expert, and generally indispensable confidant, as well as my secretary, she’s entitled to spend her time as she sees fit. The computer was making funny noises, like tinny fanfare or electronic oohs and aahs, and occasionally she would make an “ooh” of her own.
“Video games, pornography, or the stock market?” I asked, without turning around.
“Stocks. I don’t do games.” She said nothing about porn, I noticed. “You should look at this, Herman. Amtech-dot-com is down to sixteen and a half today. It’s a fluke, has to be.”
“The market is reacting to news of an outbreak of moldy sowbellies in Katmandu.” Which made exactly as much sense as most of what I hear out of market analysts.
“Seriously, at that price, you could make a killing. Double your money in a couple months, tops. You could afford to take a little flier like that now and then, you know. On your latest profit-and-loss sheet, you showed…”
“I don’t gamble, Aggie.”
“You gamble on pool.”
“That’s not gambling, that’s social intercourse. I never bet more than a hundred on a game, and I never try a double-back off the side rail if I’ve had more than two drinks.” And if that isn’t prudence and self-discipline, I don’t know the stuff. And I do. I paid full price for it, and now it’s my biggest asset.
“The market’s not really gambling, either,” she said. “It’s more like reversible bidding at a garage sale. After all the hype blows away, there’s always a real piece of merchandise of some kind there.”
“Except when there isn’t. How much did you lose on Enron? Isn’t that why you’re still driving to work in your beat-up Toyota instead of your new Lexus?”
“That’s not fair, Herman. People a lot smarter than me got burned in that scam.”
“And people smarter yet didn’t play.”
“Like you? Like that time you got arrested for somebody else’s homicide and had to liquidate your business in Detroit and run off to the boonies?”
It was her ultimate weapon in any argument, and I had no defense for it. The incident she referred to was back in my high-roller days, when my ship really had come in, but I was dumb enough to torpedo it at the dock. Sometimes I let myself think those days might come back, but I don’t really believe it. There aren’t any big scores in the bonding business. Not usually, anyway. What you see up front is what you get, and sometimes you don’t even get that. And in any case, the great god Odz doesn’t forgive that kind of stupidity. St. Paul is my Elba, and if a delegation of leaderless Frenchmen came one day to rescue me from it, I would run from them in terror.
“Low blow, Aggie. I wasn’t as smart then, in a lot of ways, and I admit it.”
“You want a cookie for ‘fessing up like a good boy’?”
“You want to answer that ringing thing? It might be the phone.”
She picked up the phone, and the pulse of the day’s real business began.
Most of my business comes to me by phone, or at least the first contact does. I get a call from a defense lawyer or a PD, with the daily list of souls in bondage who want to buy a ticket to freedom. The logistics of paper and money flow are worked out, and the wheels begin to turn. I’m not allowed to start the process by approaching them, in the courtroom or the jail. It’s sort of like ambulance chasing for a lawyer; not actually illegal, but sudden death to a professional reputation. Instead, I imitate Mohammed and wait for the accused mountains to come to me.
For most customers, it’s a standard proposition: ten percent non-refundable fee and some kind of negotiable security for the rest. If you think about it, it’s a crummy deal for the client. He’s paying a hell of a wad of cash for a short burst of liberty that he’s probably going to lose anyhow, and if he jumps bail, or even appears to, he loses the security, to boot. But of course, they’re all going to be acquitted, so they don’t worry about that. Meanwhile, they wait for the authorities or the gods or the odds to come around, and the prospect of a short time in jail is horrifying. The prospect of a much longer time in prison doesn’t seem to bother them so much. People have no grasp of time. All they can deal with is never and forever. They don’t handle cause and effect real well, either.
If the first call is from a lawyer I know, sometimes we work out some other terms. It’s a quid pro quo thing. I give up a little quid, in the form of reduced or eliminated security for a trustworthy customer, and the lawyer gives me some quo in the form of telling me what his clients are really like, including which ones are going to run like rabbits the minute the cuffs are off. I could do away with this little part of the whole game, treat everybody the same, but I like the action. And that’s not gambling, either.
Most of the time, I never see the actual client. But I do see a regular parade of siblings, parents, friends, lovers, business partners, and significant-whatevers, come to do the dirty job of bargaining for somebody else’s freedom. They range from sensible to pathetic, and they bring me enough stories to make an endless soap opera script and put scar tissue on my soul.
While Agnes talked on the phone, doing what I always think of as making book, I watched the little wisp of a blonde cross the street in the rain and head for my door. She had a dark raincoat that hung like a crumpled trash bag, shoes that were too low for the wet streets, and one of those clear plastic rain-bonnet things on her head. She carried a violin case as if it were her first born child, pressed against her bosom, and she walked with a limp.
Nice touch
, I thought. In a business that’s full of Oscar-quality performances, the limp was a perfect bit of understatement. I made a mental note not to ask her how she got it. Under the bonnet, she had high cheekbones, big doe eyes, and a prominent, sharpish nose and chin, bracketing a thin-lipped mouth. It was very dramatic and oddly attractive. Sondra Locke clutching her bundle of secret hurt and rage.
Even hunched up against the rain, she didn’t have much in the way of shoulders, but she damn sure had a chip on at least one of them. I made a move to push the door open for her, but she snatched it angrily away from me, stomped in as well as one can stomp with a game leg, and shook off her bonnet at me. I was surprised. Usually, people get to know me a bit better before they’re that hostile.
“Can we help you, Miss…?”
Aggie rolled her eyes. The orphan of the storm glared with hers.
“
Ms.
Amy Cox,” she said, drenching the title in acid. I don’t know how I could have been so politically incorrect. I must have still been thinking about
Ms.
Locke.
“What can we do for you, Ms. Cox?”
“I’m here to let you suck my blood. Probably all of it.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“I think you have him confused with your lawyer, sweetheart,” said Agnes. I’ve never figured out how she can get away with “sweetheart,” when I can’t even drop an occasional “Miss,” but she can.
“I don’t have anybody or anything confused.” She tried out another glare. When nobody took the bait, she relaxed a little and did a half-hearted shrug. “But I suppose you didn’t invent the system, did you? I take it nobody called? About my brother?”
I gave her my best David Carradine look. The grasshopper, waiting to be enlightened.
“I have to get a bail bond for my brother, Jimmy.”
Agnes turned back to her PC and began scrolling through the list of the day’s happy candidates. “Got him,” she said, after a few seconds. “James W. Cox, right? Double GTA, five counts of MPD, handful of moving traffic violations. Bail is eighteen K.”
GTA is grand theft auto, and MPD is malicious property damage, better known as vandalism. Two counts of GTA told me he had gotten away at least once, since it’s unusual that a suspect has time to steal a second car while he’s in the middle of a high speed chase with the first one. Even so, and even with the vandalism rolled in, the bail seemed high. Had he pissed off the judge? I pictured some dopey kid, hauled in for a crash-and-burn spree, maybe still lit up a bit, and stupid enough to mouth off to hizzoner. Not that I cared about any of that, except as a way of guessing how big a flight risk this guy was. So far, he sounded high-to-certain.
“Is your brother a young person?” I said. “A little on the wild side, maybe? Sometimes does a little booze, a little drugs, a joyride with some bad…”
“He’s not like that.”
Of course he’s not. Your own brother never is
. “What is he like, exactly?”
“He’s a neo-Luddite.”
That even stopped Agnes. I shifted to something easier.
“Is your brother underage?”
“I wish.” She plopped down into my best neo-1955 motel chair, not bothering to take her coat off. “If he were still a kid, I could hope he might grow out of it. But he’s pushing thirty-two now, and he’s, well…”
“Crazy,” said Agnes, ever eager to help out.
“Fanatical is more like it, I think. He’s not really violent, at least not towards people. He thinks modern society is insane, and he imagines he’s making some kind of big, heroic statement. It’s his own term, neo-Luddite. The first Luddites were a bunch of people in the early eighteen hundreds who thought the Industrial Revolution was ruining the world, so they went around smashing power looms, burning mills, that sort of thing. Jimmy goes out and steals fifty-thousand-dollar SUVs and crashes them through the windows of Starbucks.”
I looked out the window to see if perhaps little Jimmy had been to visit my neighborhood while my attention was turned elsewhere. Nope. The brown and green storefront seemed to have all its glass intact.
“What he imagines he’s accomplishing is beyond me. Other than bankrupting the entire family. Mom and Dad disowned him years ago. I’m all he’s got now. And the judge wasn’t just being mean with the bond amount, Mr. Jackson.”
Wow, a “Mister.” Did that mean I was no longer the vile bloodsucker or the chauvinist pig? Was I about to get the inside dope? “I take it he’s done this before?”
“Five times, in three other states.”
Bingo
.
“What you will need, Ms. Cox, is…”
“I know what I need. I can give you a check for the eighteen hundred. It wipes out the last of my savings, but if my stupid little brother doesn’t care, why should you? Our lawyer explained that in a flight-risk case, I’ll have to post something for security for the full eighteen thousand, as well.”
If she was hoping I would disagree with her, she was about to be disappointed.
“All I have is my violin,” she said.
I wanted to say, “Must be one hell of a fiddle,” but it didn’t seem to fit. My expression must have said it for me.
“It’s an Amati,” she said. “It’s over four hundred years old.”
Silly me, I thought the Amati was a car that Studebaker quit making in 1965. I didn’t want one of them, and I didn’t want a fancy antique fiddle, either.
“It’s probably priceless,” she said, “but it’s been appraised at sixty thousand dollars. And that was almost twenty years ago.”
On the other hand, old violins spill very little oil on the floor and never, ever rust out. Maybe I’d been a bit hasty.
She produced a much-folded paper from her purse and handed it to me. It appeared to be a professional appraisal, and as I scanned it, I began to assess the situation. And all the possible combinations and permutations. There was still the question of possession. “Is there a title document of some kind?”
“None. Never was. My grandfather brought it home after the Second World War. We never knew how he got it, and probably wouldn’t want to. When I took up playing the violin seriously in high school, he put me in his will to receive it. After he died, it was something of a family joke at first, then the source of a lot of bad feelings. It turned out the whole rest of his estate wasn’t worth that much. But I kept it. It was the first really fine instrument I ever got to play, and I swore I’d never give it up.”