Read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series Online
Authors: Jeff Kinney
Tags: #Comedy, #Young Adult Fiction
Pretty sooh, the rest of the Trees started throwlhg apples, +oo. I think T>to eVeh 30+ ih oh the act.
Somebody knocked the glasses
off of
Patty's head, and ohe
of
the lehses broke. Mrs. Mor+oh had +0 shut dowh the play after that, because Patty cah’t See +wo feet ih froh+
of
her without her glasses.
After the play was over, my family went home together. Mom had brought a bouquet of flowers, ahd I guess they were supposed to be for me. But she ehded up tossihg them in the trash cah oh the way out the door.
I just hope that everyohe who came to See the play was as ehtertaihed as X was.
Wednesday
Well, if one ^ood thing cane out of the •play', it's that X don’t have to worry about the "Botty' nickname anymore.
X
saw
Archie Kelly getting hassled in the hallway after fifth period today, so it looks like X can finally start to breathe a little easier.
this stuff going on at school, X haven’t even had time to think about Christmas. And it’s less than ten days away.
Su
nday With all
Xn ■fact, +ke only iking +k«+ +i^>ped me off +k«+ Ckris+mas was corning was wken Rod rick pu+ Kis wisk lis+ o^> on +ke refrigera+or.
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X usually make a tig wisk lisi every year, bu+
+kis Ckris+mas, all X really wan+ is +kis video game called Twis+ed Vliiard
X>nigk+ Manny was going +krougk +ke Ckris+mas ca+alog, picking ou+ all +ke s+uff ke wan+s wi+k a tig red marker. Manny was circling every single +oy in -tke ca+alog. He was even circling really expensive +kings like a gan+ mo+orired car and s+uff like +ka+.
So X decided +o step ih and give Kim sorte good big-brotKerly advice.
X +old Kin tKat
if
Ke circled stuff tKat was +oo expehsiVe, Ke was going to ehd up witK a buhcK of clotKes
for
CKristmas. X said Ke sKould just pick +Kree or
four
nediun-priced gifts so Ke would ehd up witK a couple
of tKihgS Ke actually wanted
But
of
course Mahhy just weht back to circlihg everytKihg agaih. So X guess Ke’ll just K«Ve to learh tKe K«rd way.
VJKeh X was seveh, tKe only tKihg X really wahted -for CKristnas was a Barbie Prean House. Ahd NOT because X like girls* toys, like Rodrick said.
X just thought ii would be a really awesome fori for my toy soldiers.
Vihen Mom and Pad saw ry wish lisi that year, they got in a big fight over ii. Pad said there was no way he was getting me a dollhouse, bui Mom said ii was healthy for me io "experiment" with whatever kind of toys X wanted io play with.
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Believe ii or hoi, Pad actually won that argument. Pad told me io start ry wish list over and pick some ioys that were more "appropriate" for boys.
Bui X have a secret weapon when it comes io Christmas. My Uncle Charlie always gets me whatever X want. X told him X wanted the Barbie Pream House, and he said hed hook
me up.
Oh Christmas, when Uhcle Charlie gave me my gift, i+ was NOT what X asked for. He must’ve walked ihto the toy s+ore ahd picked up the first thihg he saw that had the word Barkie * oh i+.
Pad washt real happy wheh he saw wha-t Uhcle Charlie got me. He told me +o either throw it out or give it away to charity.