Diary of a Nerd King #2: The Complete 2nd Season - Episodes 1 to 8 (21 page)

Or when I’m older and somebody asks me what my occupation is, I can just say “Flatulence humor.” 

Who knows?  Maybe flatulence humor will become a well-respected profession!  Instead of parents saying they hope their kids grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer, they’ll say they hope they grow up and get into flatulence humor.

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Tell your friends!  Tell your enemies!  Tell your dog!

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(ALSO REFERRED TO AS SEASON 1)

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Max went away on March Break and had the
GREATEST March Break EVER
, so we figured we'd better do a
SPECIAL EDITION
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ART  CONTEST

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Do you think your artwork is as good as the Nerd King's?

Is it wicked awesome like Max's? 

If it is, Max wants to see it!  Send it to Max at
[email protected]
, and if it gets chosen, your artwork could appear in the next episode of
Diary of a Nerd King
.

Everyone whose artwork gets chosen to appear in the next episode of
Diary of a Nerd King
will get a $25 iTunes or Amazon Gift Certificate, a FREE copy of the next
Diary of a Nerd King
book, and your artwork featured on the
Diary of a Nerd King website
.  Your name will also appear below your artwork as a credit in the book.  Who knows?  You could end up becoming a famous artist from the exposure!

And that's not all!!!  If your artwork is REALLY wicked awesome, Max wants to talk to you about doing the artwork for an entire episode of Diary of a Nerd King, maybe even more than one!  Remember, to enter the contest, email your artwork to Max at
[email protected]
. 

What should you draw?  Something weird.  Something crazy.  Something you saw on Youtube.  Something that happened at school.  Something your Sister, Brother, Mom, or Dad did... even something Gramma did.  Your cat.  Your dog.  Your hamster riding your dog. 

The possibilities are endless.  Check out the
Diary of a Nerd King blog
at
http://nerdkingdiary.blogspot.com
or get the
ebook on Amazon
to see the kind of stuff Max draws.

Please limit your submissions to 1000 x 1000 pixels and 1MB file size maximum.  Artwork can be in color or black & white.  It can be created digitally on an iPad, iPod Touch, PC or Apple computer.  It can be drawn on paper (i.e. pencil, pen and ink, pencil crayon, etc.) and scanned or photographed for emailing.

Make sure to include a description or short story with your artwork to tell us the story behind it, where you got your idea from, and what it's about.

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P.S.  I try really hard to make sure there’s no errors or mistakes in each book, but I’m sure there will probably be something I miss no matter how many times I proof-read it.  If you find any errors or mistakes, please email me so I can make corrections for all future editions.  Thanks!  Matt

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